Large object thread

>>10431580
OMG i thought it was an orange

>>10431557
> Ribbed for her pleasure

>>10431557
yum

>>10431557
That's how you get prolapsed anus

>>10433038
animals aren't objects

>>10431580
>mfw it wasn't an orange.

>>10433587
People, man. Don't you love being a member of this race?
Hahaha

>>10433610
>Humans
>race
we are a species dumbass

>>10433752
sauce

>>10433602
I can't tell if this would feel good or bad.

>>10431580
>>10431630
>>10433595

You realize that you are "different" when you find that you're aughing like an idiot more than 5minutes over basketball poped out from man's ass... because it really was not an orange

>>10433546
racis

>>10433954
kek

>>10433038
sauce

>>10434038
Holy fuck. Source?

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>>10434226
Filename is all I know. I think the first name is her name, and then the second is the (abbreviated?) website

>>10433546
You do know that's just a dildo, right? That's what the majority of nigger porn is, and how they made a name in the industry.

>>10433587
Sauce, i need sound with this man

>>10433602
isnt that the futabu reproduction??

>>10434151
Anyone got sauce?

>>10433764
This is perfect. I need more

>>10434038
Seek medical attention

>>10434670
https://videos.toypics.net/view/4348/xl-trex-hilted-2/

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Classics

>>10436773
I wonder every time...
What this man responded to the doctor's question
>Oh God, how this happened to you?

>>10436773

I so wish this had sound.

>>10437555
He brought the video to the doctor so he didn't have to explain. The the doctor put it on the internet.

>>10434038
i need this woman in my life

>>10437703
this have, you just here the glass breaks, then the sound of blood dripping and the glass that he's putting out, you don't hear him scream or anything

>tfw want to insert massive objects in ass as the stretching feels orgasmic, but ass bones so tight it makes it impossible

:(

>>10437555
i think that guy is probably dead

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>>10432754

>>10436773
makes me wheeze every time, you can pinpoint the realisation of just "oh no"

>>10438120
>I read an interview with him. He was fine. He went to the hospital and they stitched him up.

>>10438223
>How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum

>>10438367
Since then, he hates mayonnaise

>>10434274
thats an odd way to shop lift

>>10434038
oh god the sounds

>>10433954

>>10436773
>>10438223
He's still alive. He never went to the hospital nor did he tell anyone about it.

>>10433954
Omg that fucking file name

>>10434038
>>10434038
That's a woman whose data point is well above the hot-crazy line. Wow.

>>10433764
I wonder if this makes childbirth any easier

>>10440918
>he never told anymore about it
How do you know it happened?

>>10442095
he's obviously that guy

>>10433602
This is the original video that got me into anal play.

>>10442129

>never told anyone about it

well gee i wonder where the logic goes wrong here

>>10442095
bestgore interviewed him

>>10432754
is she dripping blood or what? pretty sure whatever she leaking isnt supposed to be a pasty pink unless something goes wrong

>>10442051
Fetus will be hanging on to the umbilical cord like Indiana Jones going across a chasm.

>>10438105
iktf

>>10439678
Source?

>>10438223
urgh. Congratulations, you've put me completely off fapping for the day.

>>10434670
https: //videos.toypics.net/view/4348/xl-trex-hilted-2/

here you go

>>10434038
You could probably stick your head in there.

>>10434038
Like sleeve of wizard...

>>10434274
"rigoni di asiago" is a very good marmelade

>>10431557
Alright, well, I'm fucking impressed.

On a side note, do any women actually do stuff like this for enjoyment, or only for pay? I can imagine myself doing some weird and borderline painful stuff for fun; I guess I just don't think women tend to think the same way. Like it just wouldn't occur to them. Perhaps that's the advantage of being able to get laid whenever you like with zero effort.

>>10433708
In the context he's using, "race" is appropriate. It can mean the same as "species" in context. Just look at the term "human race."

Unless, of course, it's being used to separate true humans from humanlike creatures of African origin.

>>10445948
why do those sounds make me so hard

>>10438223
Geezis. I can't even laugh or say the sick fuck got what he deserved, it's just too fucking gruesome. What a way to fuck up your innards. No way did this guy not have to receive medical treatment. That jagged glass jar ain't coming out like it went in.

>>10434274
For a moment there I thought she was going for the whole pile like a clown car.

>>10446006
what is the point of saying rude, clearly stupid shit on the internet? you aren't going to win any friends. you aren't going to have any impact on observable reality, other than pissing some people off. is your life that empty that you would put out the effort for such pitiful stakes?

I mean, this isn't even the kind of subversive, pursuasive racism. not like saying that people from "x" race are inferior in some way. you just said something blatantly retarded.

>>10434038
is that wheatley?

>>10434038
not surprised given that its meant to be able to pass infants through there, but still.

I imagine giving birth would be a breeze for her.

>>10433974
sauce

>>10445986
source pls

>>10445914
yeah , oh my god

>>10446068
No, you're the fucking moron. I meant it in terms of taxonomic classification of other nonhuman primates. Humans are in the Class Mammalia, Order Primata, Family Hominidae, Genus Homo. There are subclassifications that are both formerly and currently accepted as well, including "tribe", "subtribe", and "race" with "tribe" (Hominini in this case) being a subdivision of family, and "race" being a subdivision of tribe (it's now generally called "subtribe"). In the fossil record, "race" was often referred to by anthropologists like Leakey to refer to humanlike creatures like Australopithecines who weren't modern humans at all. "Race" in the taxonomic context was used completely differently than "race" as the somewhat arbitrary subdivisions of humans by continent of origin like Negroid, Caucasoid, Mongoloid, and Australoid (black, white, asian, aboriginal). Just pointing out that the word "Mongoloid" can have the meaning of a person of Asian origin or in another context a person with Down syndrome, for example, is factually correct. An earlier poster had said "human isn't a race" - I was pointing out that in context, it clearly could be (rather than just saying he was a dick for trying to talk about shit he didn't know, as you have.)

Way to be an SJW, though, idiot. I'm sure your first year transgender, race, and feminism studies profs would be proud. If you were looking for insult, there you go. Seriously, keep being a massive butthurt douche like that and you won't have to look for hidden insults; people will openly toss them your way.

Nevertheless, my statement about the term race being used to separate Homo sapiens from , for example, Australopithecines, was not directed at true/modern humans (Homo sapiens) who happen to be black/African. There is no doubt that modern humans of whatever "race" are all Homo sapiens and genetically aren't much different in any taxonomically valid way.

So suck my dick, you whiny liberal asshat. That is all.

>>10434274
I've been looking for this video for so long. IIRC it all goes up the vag, even the pepsi

>>10433954
is that a dude taking it int arse?

>>10446290
It's a part of a series where she shops for all sorts of things to put inside of her, then goes home and tries them all out.

>>10446160

4C849D8

>>10434038
IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING EYE IS IT STARING AT ME ITS MAKING ME FUCKING PARANOID

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>>10446263
Don't know what you're on about, just having a wank, being a lurker and all that, but saw this fucking essay over here and just HAD to comment.


You gotta chill brah. Just because you're on the autism spectrum doesn't mean you have to broadcast it.

>>10446679
THERE IS NO LIGHT IN THE VOID

>>10433587
aint nobody gonna address the fact that he got two assholes? or whatever that is

>>10445914
Mother fucking sauce

>>10446006
being this retarded lmao

>>10431580
"That orange is mighty big"
>That's not a fucking orange.
Jesus...

>>10431580
Can someone give me a version without audio?

>>10437703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU9xir7wAMc

>>10446263
Whoa. You're like, a doctor or something, right?

>>10434656
>this in denial

>>10446263
Do you even know what you just said

>>10447091
Please

>>10431902
I wanna see her gape!
Sauce?

>>10446185
>>10446825

That's Raisawetsx

xvideos. com/tags/raisa

I believe there's a big collection of her stuff floating around on the pirate bay somewhere, go forth and investigate

>>10445914

hells yesses

>>10433595
>Mfw
>Doesn't post a face
Wew, summer

>>10431557
source??????

>>10433954
Wow they should really be careful with something that large.

Exercise extreme caution...

>>10446775
I choked on my tea you shitwipe

>>10445900
Sauce? Pls.

>>10433602
I thought stomach bulging was just a meme.
Now I wish I had a 12 inch cock.

>>10447091
>>10449793
Just turn off your speakers you fucking moron

>>10446745
is that siswet19?

>>10445932
Sauce?

>>10445932
That's a happy tomboy,I want protect that smile.
More see her more love her.

>>10452799
nah, it's okay. VLC has a good uninstall program.

>>10434038
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

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>>10431580

>>10431580
woah

So 4chan pretty much has one autistic, cancerous fuckboy who feels the need to post a wall of dumb shit cos he feels offended.. Every fucking thread. We came here to fap you silly cunt.

>>10452799
That's what the traffic cone is for.

>>10442444
It's kinda like your nose, in that minor irritation can result in bleeding without perforation.

>>10431902
the insertion one is class, it makes a bang or a pop noise as it goes past the widest point and her butt pulls it in at such speed.

>>10454126
>>10445932
>>10454143
thatnerdycouple, she's a camgirl on chaturbate

>>10449060
>having such a tiny thimble dick that you can't tell the difference between a dildo and an actual large cock

>>10445900
who is she?

>>10445914
She's giving herself the ol cunt punch, this is amazing. What a time to be alive

>>10431580
the end music could poop right into any wierd film

>>10442051
Yes and no. The cervix is still a thing, no matter how stretched your vaginal canal might be none of these women actually insert anything into their cervix so ya know

>>10458066
WHO

>>10438554
pickles

>>10433954
>Filename
Certainly not how you install VLC

>>10434038
EMERGENCY
USER, DEATH IMMINENT, SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION
VITAL SIGNS CRITICAL

>>10431557
> born into a family of craftsman
> from a young age ive been fascinated with woodwork and crafting beautiful pieces
> spend 17 years perfecting this craft
> invest in state of the art wood-turning equipment
> select the finest pieces of walnut for a custom bedframe
> spend many hours turning and carving the bed posts
> see this thread
> see one of my most cherished projects is being inserted into an asshole
> cry tears of joy
> it was all worth it

>>10431557
>>10434038


human body is really wonderful.

>>10433963
Where did you find this ? I saw this whole video 1 year ago could not find it.

>>10459138

u got me

>>10446358
>>10445919
>>10434274

Hate to ask but: Source? I think she speaks German in one of the vids.

>>10460729
veneisse DOT com

>>10460729
AFAIK she is italian.
http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=veneisse/gender=f/veneisse.htm

>>10457992
What's stopping you? If you stop responding to things that don't belong in the thread then there's less clutter. Now you've made me add to it too, you ass.

>>10446263
Wow, that's a whole lot of nonsense interspersed with actual sciencey terms you don't know the meaning of. You need to get out of the basement and get some friends so they can help you speak like a normal human.

>>10433752
Is it just me or is black girl prolapse just incredibly rare to find on the internet? I'd really like to see some more.

>>10459138
Thats clearly pine you dumbnut.

>>10461578
Lemme break it down for you, dumbass:

Poster 1: uses the term "race" to mean "human."
SJW Poster: REEE!! Human isn't a race! You mean species.
Me: As in "human race?" Same as species. Or races, meaning groups of extinct African ancestors.
SJW Poster: REEE!!! You mean black people ain't human! You rayciss and stupid!!
Me: Explain human taxonomy and that I didn't mean black people, call SJW out as ignorant and easily butthurt snowflake.
Random Idiot Anons (You): Autism! I don't know what any of that sciencey shit means so you must not either and it must be nonsense!

Now here's my final (Me): Everything I said is valid and factual. Too many polysyllabic words for you, I get it. If being ignorant and stupid were painful, you'd be in Hospice on palliative care. Now kindly fuck off.

>>10460460
Source? I've been looking for this for a while

>>10434038
>Oh me? teehee I've only slept with 2 other guys in my life, promise!

>>10459105
MORPHINE ADMINISTERED

>>10434066
sauce?

>>10445903
What is this toy? And where can I find more research material like this?

>>10461609
I was about to say the same man, I need more of that black and pink contrast.

>>10462292
I named it possibly for a reason.

>>10433795
Anal_Diva I think.

I miss her stuff.

>>10454044
yes

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>>10450836
Yes, it is her. You could find it easier than going that far. But I've not seen it all so maybe you're right. It seems you guys post the best moments, but the popular streaming sites have some videos too.

>>10464350
>my eyes skipped the website suggestion
Oh, nevermind my post then you know. I just wanted to post the gif that's all.

>>10464350
biqle .ru watch/-83348616_456239325

>>10434274
>1 girl 1 jar

>>10431557
sauce?

>>10434066

Whoever this woman is, she's one of a kind.
I think it's Veneisse.

>>10434274

She is the perfect woman. Still hot as fuck and got a vag the size of a truck. What I wouldn't give to play with that pussy.

>>10434656

Have you ever been so insecure you've convinced yourself not to see the frames where the penis is clearly part of the dude's body? This guy has.

>>10445980
No, not for personal enjoyment. Most likely for pay or for entertaining our significant others (i.e., to get them excited). It does not feel good to jam various objects into our vaginas. That's why I dislike this type of porn. Being a female, I know it's 99% fake--does nothing for me. That's not to say that just using a normal sized object with clit stimulation isn't enjoyable, it is. Need that clit stimulation!

>>10459138
kek

>>10445980
Women are people dude. They come in as wide a variety as men.
There are dudes who get off on ball-busting and prostate massages and there are guys who have never come from a blow-job.
There are men and women that get off on the idea of being swallowed whole.
Women are just, on average, less out there about their weird shit.
So there are size queens and women who shudder at the idea of putting even an average size dick in their dainty hole. Law of averages pretty much guarantees that among the couple billion sexually active female humans in the world, some are gonna get off on inhumanly large insertion.
And just like one man can't speak for whether or not you, personally, enjoy blow jobs, one woman can't speak for all women on what variations of anatomy they have.

>>10446068
Nah man, they're being "ironic" and "joking", until, of course, they find somebody that laughs, and hey, they've found another buddy for their circle jerk.

>>10438536
underrated

>>10463811
it's a pity her vids have no sound, they're completely useless

>>10434038
She has a double jointed anus

>>10446788
its a pylonidal cyst you autistic virgin fuck

>>10438223
this is what i feel would happen if you ever use those chinese glass sex toys

>>10433587
That's Varka, the guy who actually OWNS the Bad Dragon company. He posted this video on his twitter a little while ago.

>>10433764
Is that Bullet Bill?

>>10438223
>Is it bad that if this were in a woman's cunt instead I'd find it very hot?

Monster checkin in.

>>10462312
There are gold star lesbians and people who have never had sex with someone who gape. The world doesn't revolve around dick broski.

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>>10467587

>>10469682
Agree

>>10433587
Holy shit... I felt proud taking my dildo all the way to the hilt... but his is literally 5x bigger than mine. Just... holy shit

>>10467587
Need sauce omfg.

>>10470699
kek

>>10433038
Sauce?

>>10471185
Might be that same (annoying) woman that gets fucked in the urethra in one video. She took big thinks in her butt too. Look for the pee hole fucking to find her. But you'll be reminded of a redneck hooker that is a grandmother on meth.

>>10434274
Where can I meet this girl? Holy fuck !

>>10463086
that's an ovipositor from primal hardwere
oviposition is the fetish name

>>10465485
Shit. You just used logic. Damnit. Why did you have to go and use logic?

>>10473938
oh hey its the completely incorrect piece of bullshit again

>>10445943
Need sauce pls

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>>10433954

>>10445914
more of her?

>>10437823
What for? Her pussy and ass are probably so loose you'd get more pleasure from fucking her pants

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>>10442474
Holy shit, I rarely laughed that much on a comment. Pure gold.

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Don't let this thread die!

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>>10480050
Who is that?

>>10459138
That was not made by a craftsman

ITT: People that will never be able to shit properly again

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>>10480156
Not sure, try reverse image search

>>10434865
It's the Doc Johnson Dick Rambone Dildo

>>10446679
>>10446775
kek

>>10442360
He showed the docter and the docter realised it

>>10445914
< didnt have the sound turned on and i can still hear her say "LET JESUS FUCK YOU"

>>10449060
>>>10434656
>>this in denial
I am not denying that there are a lot of a guys in porn with big hogs but that looks like rubber

>>10462354
Ay, my nigga.

>>10452160
He probably tried, but only gifs and webms are allowed here. If anyone's the summer fag it's you.

>>10446263
I, for one, agree.
it is pointless to say that there are no differences between the established 'races' among homo sapiens.
This does not, however, mean that any 'race' is inferior in any way
we are equal, not identical

>>10445980
I used to watch a camgirl that was in her mid forties who used to fuck a bedpost a couple times a week.

She didn't do it for money, 'cause there were no tokens or paypal or anything: she just really enjoyed being filled.

Sure, most of them probably do it for the cash, granted, but some do it for the love of it

>>10431580
Sauce ?

>>10434274
You say you'd like to fuck her, but it would be like throwing a sausage up an alley.

>>10467587
Brings new meaning to the phrase;
"I'm gonna break my foot off in your ass!"

>>10437555
He never went to the doctor.

>>10437738
Bullshit and you know it.

Here is the interview with him.

http://www.rave.ca/en/community_thread/33535/

>>10438120
>>10438367
>>10487267

Get your shit straight!

he isn't dead

He never went to the doctor

>>10465485
Okay, but aside from the easy answer of "SOME women..." I'm asking as a broad (pardon the pun) category. Yeah, I'm sure SOME women enjoy having their pinkie fingers cut off with gardening shears, so we can't speak for ALL women in saying that women don't like that. I'm talking more along the lines of whether this is fairly common, rare, or nearly all women, or some other useful descriptor.

For the record, just saying "hurr, durr, not ALL women!" is completely without redeeming quality as a response. Yeah, we get it, we know that SOME women probably enjoy having their clitorises and nipples nailed to a warehouse crossbeam, and NOT ALL women enjoy breathing, freedom, or money. Now let's be adult about the question. Barring the, let's say, 5% of women who are completely on the fringes of normality... do women anywhere within the "average" zone actually do things like fuck themselves with eggplants and bedposts for fun (outside of being filmed), or is this something that you really only see as a result of them being paid to cater to a male fantasy?

The reason I ask is that I can envision average guys doing wacky shit because it turns them on, and no one ever really knows. Women just generally don't seem to have the drive; they seem to have sex for more practical purposes (like capturing or keeping mates) and you don't generally see perversions that they keep completely secret just because they enjoy them.

>>10431557
omg she took the whole post

>>10466945
No it isn't, moron. It's a normal formation of skin and cleavage of the muscles around his buttocks. You don't even know how to SPELL "pilonidal cyst," and you damn sure aren't an expert on one. Do a fucking Google image search, moron.

And seriously, you're a perfect example of why anyone calling someone "autistic" or "virgin" is probably some fucking moron who displays every trait of being both.

>>10487299

Is your favourite position missionary?

>>10464854
B...but...I thought that the only thing that mattered was that it was big? Like, having a decent, successful, loving, husband with a standard 6" cock, you'd give it all up for some mythological nigger with a larger one? Or maybe just a baseball bat, because that's even bigger? Isn't that all that matters?

That's why I think all lesbians are liars. They can't possibly enjoy other women, because no other woman can have a BBC. And you know, all women need to attain sexual bliss is basically a Pepsi bottle sized object unskillfully rammed into their vag... just ask all of the virgins LARPing as negroes on 4chan.

>>10467602
Futret made a song named after him. Granted it was intentionally shite. And was a jab at bad dragon for not making pleasurable products (his opinion, not mine), but hey. I'd be chuffed to have a song named after me. (Song is called varka's lament, if you're interested)

>>10467587

So this is where the saying "I'm gunna shove my foot up your ass!" comes from.

>>10434274

Wow!

Such a tight slender looking hottie, but has a hidden talent. Very nice. Most fist freaks you see are as ugly and loose as fuck. This chick is smokin. Diamonds, thanks Anon.

>>10480407
(You)

>>10453626
It has to go somewhere. Physics man.

>>10438105
The other directions can stretch. With me the tailbone actually move back. But I stopped a long time ago due to worries over my health.

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>>10489740
>>10489740
The intestines are like six feet. It doesn't need to buldge technically. Example.

Just sayin.

>>10433954
One of the best filename wins ever

>>10489774
>>10489744
>five minutes later
>>speak of the devil.

Everyone has common sense idiot. I can shit fine now go shout at people for being fat at restaurants so you can get shot already.

>>10433602
this guy died from this, right?

come on, every single fucking time
alright, "incontinence and perforation": me, m25, bi, but only practicing with women this far:
been playing with my ass since 7th grade, very regularly, have done many things wrong, stuffed sharp objects, didnt do my nails before fisting myself, pushed way too big/long dildos inside me without proper predilation or lube, bled at least a dozen times
twice I had myself really worried there, but when bleeding stopped after 10-15 minutes, couldn't have been so bad, me thinks

now, today I am fisting (hard/deep) myself every single time I shower, so that would be 4-6 times a week; you could say it just became part of my regular cleaning routine
about 3 times out of 10, I will also use toys, (various big dildos, BIG buttplugs; its always about getting to the really big ones (fast) and maybe, some day, make it to the biggest ones i've got (largest dildo has a diameter of 8.2cm [cant do that one yet], at the moment I have gotten used to one buttplug that is 7,5cm at the biggest point)

now, of course, fisting has become wayyy easier and if lubricated, I can do it without any preperation on most days (if I got a wall behind me to push myself into)
but as of yet, I have not run into any problems concerning incontinence or any kind of permanent damage

so Anons, just play on and have some(thing to) trust in yourselves

/cont. (m25, bi)

oh i almost forgot, I had some of my GFs fist me

and the last one got
1) both fists inside
and
2) got one of her arms up way past her elbow

=
quite proud of that
&
felt amazing :3

>>10490224
Even if there is damage that is permanent, you cannot just expect people to scream this hard on /gif/ but it's a meme or a bot. Honestly I think it's a government bot. Seriously.

>>10490245
given the frequency and complete lack of personal touch, you may be very right with that theory .__.

>>10445932
If only she wasn't so ugly. I love the enthusiasm and the before/after aspect.

>>10463799
And when I searched for what you named it, I didn't find shit, so source?

>>10490935
desu this I've not located the actual scene, but this is obviously them in the same room. A part of it, without that moment. He rides it.

http://www.xvideos.com/video7283547/lady_ginga_-_man_riding_gigantic_strapon

I assumed if you looked further it'd be there with just her name. I haven't checked very many sites though.

>>10490235
Damn. How can you find GF that are into it ? I don't even know if I can talk about it to my GF...

>>10446160
PhealinPhine69

>>10467587
Amazing Ty.
Good old times, I nostalgia'd.

>>10487309
If that impressed you, search for "nikki ferrari bedpost" on xvideos.

>>10487337

> 0.05 jew mckike bucks has been deposited in your Bad Dragon(tm) account

>>10470756
Seriously. I felt good after hilting my XL nocturne but god damn that vid is unreal. It's not even hot, it's like a medical procedure video.

>>10433546
Fucking idiot