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"Holy fuck daddy! Your cock is sooooo big!"
"Damn right it is, now get to sucking mommy will eventually come back."

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"Come on, I bought you all that makeup now it's time for you to repay daddy."
"Hehe, I almost forgot daddy."

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"But daddy, all my friends are right here."
"Do you want your present or not?"
"I do daddy."
(Pulls down pants)
"OMG! You never told us your dad was this big."
"Back off, he's my daddy!"
"Girls, there is enough of my cock to go around."

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(Hangs up phone)
"Daddy?"
"Yes princess?"
"Do you like mommy better?"
"No baby, mommy doesn't have the perfect curves as you, she doesn't have the perky tits like you, she doesn't have the petite ass like you and she certainly doesn't have the tight pussy like you."
"Awww, thank you daddy."