Awkward Masturbators

>>10396176
she should really fix that leaky faucet...fuking water waster

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I've came to every one of these webms. I'm serious.

>>10396203
That ass looks like it's been slain more than the chickens at lumbridge.

I'd share even more of my kek-tastic stuff, but I need software to make my mp4's into webms, as well as divide them into shorter clips.

>>10396209
Sauce please

>>10396200
That the legend of Zelda music in the back ground??

>>10396176
Jesus Christ, that sounds like the guy screaming when he came in that chick. Anyone got that clip?

>>10396209
Sauce pls

>>10396200
What a weird thing. Why does she suddenly piss on the mirror. I guess she's camwhore and some guy's paid her to "squirt".

>>10396209
filename lol

>>10396209
Sauce please

>>10396200
Holy shit, someone's playing Legend of Zelda in the background.

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>>10396176

>>10396200
is there more and similar stuff of her?

>>10396176
Sauce pls

>>10396176

Fucking tap is leaking instant softy.

>>10396209
Hey I do this too!
>am a guy (male)
>found out it's called Prone Masturbation
>tfw the more I read about it the more concerned I get

>>10396610

I'm thinking all the women who do that think guys think some woman can "squirt" -- they've obviously watched it in porn and might even have fallen for it, they don't want to be the one who can't squirt, so they piss. It's so fucking stupid and gross, you know how much work that would be to clean up? What are you fucking stupid?

>>10396209
>>10396277
>>10396835
Here you go, mates.
http://javsex.net/watch-movie-arm-531-man-bank-angle-masturbation-extra-chapter.html

Holy fuck OP. that caught me off guard. Crying.

>>10397192

reminder it's been scientifically proven to just be piss anyway

>>10396193
cant take it seriously with that music in the background, fucking ded

>>10399315
>this just in piss is mostly water, more at 11

>>10396176
>loud nigress.webm

>>10396233
*champion's guild

>>10396209
actual working link
http://jav-720p.com/arm-531-man-bank-angle-masturbation-extra-chapter/

>>10396278
>>10396610
>>10396899
>>10396963
xFuukax she is a camgirl and does the whole gamer/anime fan thing, she probably left her Zelda idle or something.

>>10399548
thanks!
too bad i only found 1 more squirting video which isn't as good

if someone wants to see her getting fucked: http://pornzog.com/video/3125544/xfuukax-gets-fucked/

>>10396176
file name killed me

Is nobody else going to post?

>>10396176
fucking gross

>>10396209
>Poor Table-kun

>>10396209
we need to nuke them again

>>10396187
just pretend it's winter and she's making sure the pipes don't freeze

>>10397162

hey, it's convenient in the mornings, when you can't be bothered to move and do it the normal way.

>>10396233
Kek x 1000

>>10396193
HOLY SHIT I'M DYING OF FUCKING LAUGHTER THIS CHICK HAD TO BE TROLLING WHEN SHE MADE THIS LMFAOOOOOO

>>10396193
I actually always thought this one was hot
>tfw no speakers

>>10400633
>>Poor Table-kun
underrated

>>10399366
I'll give you a glass of mostly water.
Still warm.
Would you like to drink it?

>>10399315
>>10396610
>>10397192
>>10399366
>>10401791

>arguing about whether or not it's piss
I couldn't give a fuck what it is it's hot

>b-but anon they're just fakin-
Girls humiliating themselves by pissing all over the place cause they think it turns guys on? Win. Win.

>but what if they enjoy it?
K.

>>10396209
This works much better if you use the corner of an unbalanced washing machine.

>>10397162
To anyone interested about "Prone Masturbation":
Don't do it if you love your dick

>>10396233

It embarasses me that i understand what your on about.

>>10397192
>>10399315
>>10399366

As always have to say in these kinds of arguments, actual science has basically proven both sides right.

Basically they MRI'd someone squirting. The liquid comes out of the urethra. So if the bladder is full, 'squirting' is just pissing. But they MRI'd someone who squirted with a totally empty bladder. So basically a liquid was produced and squirted at orgasm without any piss involved at all.

So basically whether or not its piss depends on whether or not they've pissed recently.

So both sides are kind of right, kind of wrong.

(which makes sense: if one person had a girl 'squirt' and it was piss, they'd fucking know. its piss. If another had a girl squirt and it wasnt, equally, they'd know - then they'd both be sure that they were the correct one).

>>10396200
P
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S
S

>>10396207
Emma

Does anyone know the source of 11:41 in this video?

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph587a631ff23c8

>>10396193
>In the end
I'm done

>>10405023

This for saying this. I get tired of explaining things to the uninformed.

>>10396283
Do you mean anything with Lexington Steele in it?

>>10396209
Hottest shit I've seen in a while

This is the best fucking thread guys, come onnnnnnn!!! Contribute!!

>>10396176
I had to check the mouth frames to make sure it wasn't a loud nigra edit.

>>10396203
Fucking sauce...Damn I want to fuck that ass

good thread so far

>>10405865
Her name is Nikki Ferrari, cam girl, weird nipples.

>>10400663
You wouldn't say that racist shit if it was a white girl doing it, you fucking skinhead.

>>10396209
The fucking file name lmao

>>10405538
Please someone, I'm desperate

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she's so precious

>>10396233
christ a runescape reference to just pull me back.
Why you gotta make me nostalgia in a funny porn thread.

>>10408373
Thats one diabetic hand

>>10399366
>news at 12, water is mostly hydrogen

>>10400633
Fucking Nina

>>10396176
sauce pls

>>10396209
This isn't the RAPE thread, dude...

>>10408373

Notice the water that comes out when he sticks his finger in, from where they pre-filled her vag for the fake squirt.

>>10396176
This is a funny video, but I still find it rather hot, cause, well, just imagine the level of instensivity of pleasure which makes her scream that way.

>>10396209
>>10409013
JIBUN WO

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>>10396283

>>10415199
I knew it was coming, still keked.

>>10405865
I imagine it being similar to fucking deep space.

>>10415199
Every fucking time I see this I end up having to pick my sides up off the floor.

>>10396176
this woman tho. tits nasty. flat ass probably. not cute what-so-ever. leaking sink. what the fuck fake cactus. this belongs on e fukt.

>>10396176
sounded like someone giving birth for a while there

>>10396176
I know just the man to introduce her to

>>10408373
Holy balls

>>10396181
What the shit?

>>10418919
10/10

>>10396193
i can't believe i actually phsyically just nutted to this.

>>10409771
KEK

>>10418919
Legendary difficulty

>>10418903
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph572c2546a24b4

>>10396200

Is that xLeahBee?

>>10396181
"Come on sis, I'm trying to work here. Go home."

>>10396181
the dude missed a chance to be the next mexican how i met your mother

>>10408373
that was intersting

>>10419176
lmao

>>10419156
It really does look like her

>>10404668
You'd be shocked how many girls I've talked into fucking their dryer

>>10419849
None, because you're a fat, boring, greasy neckbeard? Not surprised in the least.

>>10420239
kek

>>10408457
what the fuck is a diabetic hand?

>>10397162
>I just figured out what this is
>I've been doing it since I was 12
ohshit

>>10420426
The hand of a diabetic man.

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>>10396209

>>10418919
And women say the clit is 10000 times more sensative then a dick give me a break if you went fast on a guy he'd lose it

>>10411568
There it is

>>10396200
Trying to u0losd a pic of a girl I think looks like her but won't let me. Any ideas? Just keeps saying upload failed, pic is right size and so on