Sex dolls

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>>10393276

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>>10393279

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>>10393283

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>>10393288

>>10393276
i wonder what these feel like
>i wonder what actual tits feel like

>>10393326
They don't feel like real tits at all. They're more solidified. Still hella fun to squeeze!

>>10393333
how about the pussy?

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>>10393303

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>>10393366

>>10393342
Again, still fun, but it's overall a different experience.

>>10393326
Like giant stress balls. Hellafun!

I bought a sexdoll and its awesome.

>>10393618

You know what it feels like to see nice tits and crave them, right?

Have you ever had sex with a girl, and while playing with her titties you realize the magic is gone? So youre just holding 2 masses of flesh?

feels bad man

>>10393651
wow dude, you seem like a fucking blast to be around. how you gonna complain about touching some titties?

>>10393288
that titty looks shitty, how does it feel? been considering etting one but i also have a gf so idk if theres a point right now

>>10393772
It's really firm, almost too firm.
I'd recommend >>10393370 instead.

>>10393651
fucking autist

>>10393276
If I wanted to fuck a motionless doll with enormous tits, I'd fuck my wife.

>>10393651
I'm there right now. Barely feel like having sex nowadays.

>>10393276
Guys with sex dolls is meh. Why isn't there girls with sex dolls?

>>10394006
never thought of that....i think he's is on to something guys

>>10393873
What's the make/model of that one?

You know what bothers me about sex dolls?

They are almost universally human. I am not talking about fucking ponies or dogs or something, I mean, make goblins, kobolds, and other fantasy races a thing.

Reel in that sweet, sweet nerd cash.

>>10393902
*badumtss

>>10394124
This was just weird. Would have been better with an actual sex doll so they could tongue.

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>>10394006
Katie Banks uses a male sex doll (no arms, legs or head) in many of her earlier videos

can you bend the legs on these dolls

hope they can mesh robotics and ai with this shit soon. screw my wife. im out.

>>10394531
>screw my wife.

Sure thing buddy. Will do, Just tell me where and when.

>>10394167
>>10394162
>>10394141
fukin people always post these little ones, but never tell how to get a hold of one (or "build" one as the case may be)

>>10393902
Post wife's tits

>>10394667
theyre usually "dolfie" type figures that have been custom-modded with onaholes, if you search for community sites for sex dolls you should find mmore info

>>10394124
I always knew barbie was a slut

>>10394124
I didn't know this was my fetish

>>10394205
is that a ballsack

i just ordered one actually, when it gets here in a few weeks make one of these threads and i may post some of her. she's a rio from rlsd.

>>10395307
Short Answer: No.
Long Answer: No.

>>10394163
on some you can, the one i ordered has a skeleton inside . she can also stand on her own.
however for a doggy style position you may wanna put some stuff under her to support her and take the weight off of the joints and to prevent them from poking through her skin over time.

There's a site where girls roleplay as sex dolls and get fucked; it's pretty convincing in the pictures.
Anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>10395455
the sonico combo with that made that really sexy.

>>10395455
that arm hair makes me wanna yak

>>10394124

Is there anymore of this?

>>10393326
Bags of sand

If you're white, stop fucking dolls you dumb asses. Find yourself a nice white virgin girl to breed with...seriously they're not as hard to find as you'd think, just spend some time in a small town where everybody's cousins and they'll swarm to you.

If your an arab, keep fucking the dolls, I'll buy you one.

>>10393651

No. No I haven't. I'm 47 and I have 3 hot and loving girls to fuck. Two of them have massive fucking knockers. And they are awesome. So fuck off, you homosexual.

>>10396114
Proof or gtfo

>>10394124
Oh hey. My sister had a my size barbie when we were kids. I totally made out with it, sucked its plastic tits, and stuck my dick between its legs all the time.

>>10396114
agreed proof of the large breasted ones.

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been waiting for a thread stills wagwon

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>>10397041

Man, we really do have such a long way to go before this shit even gets mildly interesting.

I really hope some day soon, we get to see some automation. How hard is it for someone to make a dick sucking bot? I mean, it seems we have the silicone shells in place. How hard would it be to motorize an orifice to make some sort of suction action?

There has to be some horny nerdlet engineers out there that have crafted some mad sex bots, I just know there has to of been. We gotta upgrade bois.

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>>10397047

>>10393902
>If I wanted to fuck a motionless doll with enormous tits, I'd fuck my wife.
kek

>>10395307
Just a very puffy plastic vagina

>>10394667
>fukin people always post these little ones, but never tell how to get a hold of one (or "build" one as the case may be)
You've never heard of a "search engine"? It's this neato device that, once you type in some key terms, helps find what you're looking for.

>>10396979
what in the actual fuck

>>10394667

The biggest problem is getting them past customs. Australia and Canada are crackin down on small dolls.

And if you live in an islamic sandpit youre shit outta luck.

>>10398052

Hong Kong no longer handles them either. Most of the chinese dolls are made in Shenzen and have to be shipped through other roads.

>>10393880
>>10393695
>>10396114

You are such simple animals.

>>10397047
super hot

>>10394084
Why Goblins and Kobolds. You could have said something Cute like a Elf, Dryad, Sprite, Piixie, Nymph, Halfling, Nope, you go for the things that are famous for being garbage eating vermin

>>10396979
>Attack on Titan

>>10398152
kek

>>10397009
cute smile. i wish my girlfriend smiled when I jerked off on her. all I get is "ewwwww".

>>10394124

This is nothing compared to that woman fucking a boy doll

how she got a dildo fixed on that doll, I will never know

>>10395861
kek

>>10393651
Lmao, so autism it hurts

>>10397052
I think the problem with a dicksucking machine would be the liability when it grinds too hard and crushes someone's cock

that said, here's a fleshlight fucking machine for you: pornhub 244935576 . it's femdomme but you get the idea

>>10393326
Like Melania Trump

>>10396114
Quick, switch back to Mariokart, your Mom is coming down the hall.....

>>10398052
huh, whats wrong with small dolls? These are usually ball jointed dolls that are not intended tobe sexual in any way. typically the torso/lower body is replaced with a fleshlight-like attachment

>>10393333
checked quads

>>10395455
I can't fucking believe people like this actually exist...

>shit tier gifs
i cant fap to this. google webm4retards you stupid fucks.

>>10393370
Alright, I'm impressed, where do I get one?

>>10397024
Where do you hide these from your woman?

>>10395455
Thats a big ass.

>>10399754
>>owns a life size sex doll
>>imblying you have a woman to hide it from

fr rel dud?

>>10399754
These probably aren't for people who have a woman, considering that realdolls cost a thousand dollars or more.

>>10399754
>>10399810
>>10399822
You know what....that makes sense.

Maybe they treat the doll lile a gf

>>10393276
>hit like if rick and morty brought you here

>>10398152
TOPKEK

>>10394205
fuck man what are these called

>>10398152
kekekek

>>10394159
>>10394154
>>10394149
>>10394132
>>10394128
where can i buy one of these?

>>10397047
>>10397041
>>10397029
>>10397024
>>10397024
You know that feeling of shame and disgust after you've done masturbating for the second time and are about to clos 22 tabs ?
Wonder how these guys feel like after they cum.

>>10393651
I kinda feel you, but it may just be I'm not a tits man... But give me a girl's mouth, and I'll fuck it with joy.

>>10400295
satisfied, having spent less money to cum inside something resembling a woman, than they would have if they played the dating game

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>this whole fucking thread

>>10394205
should be attached to this
>>10393366
and top it off with a nice cat eared anime girl head

>>10395769
came here for the weirdness, stayed for the kek

thank you good sir,

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>>10396114
>LARPing this hard.
>projecting this hard.

It's ok Johnny. Relax. You're mom is gonna get you that new call of duty for your 24th birthday. At this point she's all but given up on you meeting a girl.

>>10400332
I actually understand the people 1000 times better who buy one of these things. But to watch another man fuck a piece of plastic? Thats where it all stops making sense.

I mean is it an excuse to watch a dude cum with out there being an actual icky girl there? That cool if thats the idea, because it sure looks like thats the idea.

>>10396114
>loving
Thats the larp leaking out.

>Two of them have massive fucking knockers
Two of them have a single massive knocker, or are we talking one full set and a spare, or like 4 knockers total?

>>10394124
Didn't know we were in a YLYL thread.

L U L
U
L

>>10400374
Its the symbolism of a woman being a sex object

>>10398121
Seems like someone has to read some Scrappa.

>>10397009
You post on wooo don't you?

>>10395455
when do you reckon the last time this guy showered is?

>most autistic thread on /gif/
>about sex dolls

Clockwork.

>>10400967
>symbolism
>object
You don't actually know what you're talking about, do you?

>>10394124
Idky that is so hot

>>10396114
lol SURE fag

>>10394124
i wonder what it would be like to date her.

Now You Hetero Guy. Do you realize you just saw a bunch of guys fapping? Did you get aroused?

>>10394132
>>10394128
This Mami model is really inaccurate

>>10400316
you have to clean it afterwards. the shame must be unbearable.

>>10394154
>>10394149
For the love of God sauce on this vid please

>>10393283
shit where can i get one of those

>>10393276
dont understand how anyone could get off on using that shit. its uncanny valley face is fucking disgusting. they all look like complete shit. call me in 15 years when they look like real people.

>>10393695
>When the girl grabs your dick but you hate handjobs because you give yourself better handjobs.

How do you act happy? gee, thanks, I've been doing this for 24 years

But does it feel real? I'd love to try it but I dont think my girl would be too thrilled lol

>>10406405
What's your number

>>10393370

Any idea where to find this one? Those look fun.

>>10400295
Calm as fuck for the rest of the day.
>wake up horny as fuck
>hour and a half before work
>erection lasting from waking up to getting some coffee
>fuck it
>literally
>powerful earth shattering orgasm in any hole
>able to think clearly for the rest of the day

>>10406311
Cleaning it takes only like a minute.
>acquire sturdy rod
>in my case, a wooden dowel - any hobby shop
>car fiber cloths
>wrap cloth on rod
>jam it in
>twist
>do it again with another corner if the towel if it was an especially meaty load

>>10406447
nope, can feel better depending on the insert. lots of dolls now can be ordered with a hole to put a sleeve in. But my doll has a fixed insert for all holes but its some super ribbed bumpy twister hurricane something or another that makes my legs weak every orgasm due to tightness and the design

>>10406405
use VR porn for the looks along with the doll for the feeling

>>10393651
>h her titties you realize the magic is gone?
The problem aren't her tits, it's the bitch they are attached to.
Dolls>women

>>10397087
He probably already tried that unless he's literally braindead retarded.

The problem with these dolls for me is the hair (I really like caressing women's silky hair) and that they don't hug you back.

>>10400295
>You know that feeling of shame and disgust after you've done masturbating for the second time and are about to clos 22 tabs
That thing stops happening once you grow up, anon.

>>10398087
>>10393651
psychopath detected.
gets bored of things quickly, views people as animals/objects.
get your head checked m8 before you do something horrible.

I had the opportunity to "have sex" with one of these and it was interesting to use a word. the lack of real warmth is odd but kind of a turn on at the same time, they feel pretty good for being a big hunk of rubber and I came faster than with my girlfriend. I would really enjoy having one of these of my own to pull out of the closet now and again and have some fun.

Now for the maybe cool maybe wtf part, the opportunity came at the cost of me having to watch an "acquaintance" fuck the (his) doll first and then go down on the doll with his cum in and on it then I could fuck it without cleaning it out. In all honesty, I jumped at the chance even though I did give him some misplaced hesitation. Turned into one of the hottest sexual experiences of my life.

>>10406598
You are by far the biggest cuck I have ever encountered. First off taking sloppy seconds from someone else willingly, secondly it not even being with a real woman. Just pathetic.
To be this low on the sexual food chain.. I really feel sorry for all the beta virgins in this thread, I truly do.
I mean the only reason why you guys are still virgins and are fucking sex dolls is because you have no dignity and let yourselves be satisfied with pitiful sex doll orgasms and sink that low. You just sell yourselves short. If you were determined enough and willing to change a little bit, you would more than likely get laid.
Take this from someone with experience, not even your greatest sexual experience you have by yourself will ever match having decent sex with someone else. It's that much better.
This thread almost makes me feel embarrassed for everyone else in it.

Anyone know any butt dolls or butt and legs, no risk or full size anything
That are big enough to put clothes on to some extent, skirt, undies, leggings, etc

>>10406692
Typo, no risk should be no torso, basically only interested in lower half like maybe some proper hips but overall just big enough for some clothing maybe small size 0 or something
Adult sizes please no kid size
Bonus points for both orifice

>>10406669
cool story bro

>>10393695
He's not wrong

>>10395861
go back to /pol/

>>10393651

like bags of sand honestly

I want so badly a loli real doll. A 125cm tall redhead with green eyes

>>10406183

custom job

>>10395307

OVER 20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS

>>10406874
No I meant she still has a head

>>10400374

>excuse

no i just like men and admire creative sex toys haha

>>10406885

It's his dream, let him live it.

>>10400257
i would also like to know this. as a side note in case no one responds, i think i remember someone complaining that they were near 5000 bones in another of these threads

>>10396975
I love how people who like to fuck the small ones have a penis size to match lol

>>10394789
They gave a negative reaction to the cock since it was white. Just more anti-white bullshit on jew controlled media.

>>10393276
To all the people hating consider the following:
pay 5k for a good sex doll that will last you around a fews years or so with good maintnance.
STILL cheaper than having a GF. No risk of cheating, pregnancy, loss of sanity, etc.

If get bored just put her away, fuck a real woman, once she wants you to drop some $$$ dump her ass and go back to the doll.

>>10393326
They feel like, you know. Tits.
It's really hard to explain things that we take for granted. It's like explaining the taste of chicken. It's, you know. Chicken.

>>10394183
Does its head pop off?

>>10399767
FOR YOU!

>>10407080
where did you buy yours? I've been thinking of dropping several hundred to a thousand for those torso dolls that I've seen around.

>>10407252
Google it. There are actual professionals who can make custom dolls. It's not really an obscure business believe it or not (it was actually featured in tosh.0). combine that shit with a VR headset and some virtual sex videos and you are set.

>>10407121
kek

>>10402052
he just bathes inside the cavernous ass

>>10398761
source faggot

someone needs to make porn with women and sex dolls

Wow - you cunts are pathetic

>>10393276
So this whole thing is both pathetic and disgusting but I just wanna say I'm impressed by the quality of these things

>>10408758
so you're impressed and it's pathetic wtf is this your blog?

>>10397047
POOP noice

Anyone got any girls with guy sex dolls? Or have enough content to make their own thread for it?

buy 5-100 of this and have an orgy like no other

wee should invest in this instead of wars,like fuck man,this dools dont ask for food,and they dont nag,they always shut up. You can make them in the form of you perfect girl.

>>10393276
This shit is extremely hot I wish I had one of these

>>10400316
Yeah but you can't be in love with a sex doll. That thing isn't warm, doesn't make facial expressions, and doesn't make noise.

>>10406561
that's not really what a psychopath is, we are animals, albeit more complicated and boredom is a large part of the human condition.

People are truly terrified when confronted by true existential absurdity. that's why everyone reacted so angrily to >>10393651 they're afraid it can happen to them, and in fact they feel intuitively that it probably will, but its painful to confront that or think about it too much.


Anyway, these things are great when they dont have a face, as fucked up as that sounds. I'd rather have a fucked up slice of a torso then have to look at the faces of some of these fucking things; It's enough to drive a man to existential ennui.

>>10411598
i agree with what your saying pretty much but honestly people can fall in love with anything, we have incredible imaginations.

>>10411311
hahaha, nah i think that would be horrifying, a hundred of these god damn things, waiting, in their weird stiff t poses while you solemnly fuck them all one by one while their faces are stuck in a permanent wide mouth look of horror. It would make a good art film.

>tfw its now illegal to buy sex dolls because its now considered child porn

>>10406341
Don't do it senpai. First off it is difficult to clean it, if you don't clean it it is going to end up smelling pretty bad and possibly developing some green crap. sencond of all, it is hard to hide it, and when you are starting to quit being a beta and get real pussy you will be laughed at if you bring a girl to your house and she sees the doll. Third of all it will not feel like sex at all (except those ones that move but they cost a lot more than a gf), since the doll is basically dead weight (but some girls do the same anyways).

If you really want to have good masturbation toys I would recommend just a fleshlight or if you are feeling like having something better, just buy one of those thight ona hole that they sell on amazon.

>>10400257
>>10406959

seductive midnight candy shop

>>10407080
Oh I'm pretty sure you'd lose your sanity using one of these for a few years buddy

>>10406885
kek

>>10407045
>Wearing this much tin foil

When you look at the price of one of the nice custom's and its more than your car.

>>10398310
dude, if it hurts when she does that, do this:
1.act playful IN THE FACE of her annoyance
"yeaah, TAKE that battery acid..."
2.play it up by gently repeating:
"so disgusting... mhhh sooo disgusting"
as you play with the cum on her skin
3.look her in the eyes and slowly amp up the intensity until you feel as you come across
95% stupid and 5 % uncomfortable
and watch the realization and guilt sink in

either she gets it within 20 seconds or within a few weeks

or you could, you know... talk to her

>>10394205
God damn it I need to see a dick going into that thing

can you fags talk less and post more

>>10406405

brown bag that shit

it's just a really large fleshlight anyway

>>10411770

>beta

haha what is this the 1970's when the animal behaviorist who wrote the original hypothesis for alpha/beta behavior had to tell the public it only applied to wolves in captivity and was quite happy to say other researchers disproved his hypothesis almost immediately?

haha what is this 2009 when the internet thought it was cool to think about themselves as fucking wildlife?

haha what is this 2014 when the internet learned that the animal behaviorist who wrote the original hypothesis for alpha/beta behavior had to tell the public it only applied to wolves in captivity and was quite happy to say other researchers disproved his hypothesis almost immediately?

man what a laugh

>>10412659

the face warping on this doll fucking rules. what a shitshow.

bruh i just showed my step mom this thread she said youre all no life virgins who are too ugly to get real pussy

>>10412951
Shes not wrong.

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>>10393772
>been considering etting one but i also have a gf

lol why

would you use it with her for a "threesome"? The thought is intriguingly autistic...

Ask a guy who's friend makes these anything.

>>10412951
McKek

>>10413237
Its the same as using sex toys on your partner. The only stigma is that this toy has a face and has other human-like characteristics.

>>10412689
>this butthurt
fucking beta lol

>>10412951
need to be 18 to come here champ.
Don't you have school in the morning?
Or is it you're fucking 30, still at home, and your step mom is your only friend because your real mom knew how worthless you were going to be the second she shat you out.

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>>10412511
Got you covered

>>10411833
preciate it

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>>10412511

>>10413455
>>10413392
>>10394205
This is exactly what I'm looking for, where do I get one and do they have more than one size? Like a 32 inch specific or customize ass shape

>>10412659
talking dirty to a doll
kek

>>10406885

The head is detachable. you can also fuck the neck

>>10396114
>No. No I haven't. I'm 47 and I have 3 hot and loving girls to fuck. Two of them have massive fucking knockers. And they are awesome. So fuck off, you homosexual.
this post is so old school im not even mad

>>10394084
never thought about that...totally would go Drow

>>10393276

local guy imported one, court decided it looked to much like a real girl.
he's now serving 10 years for importing child porn because of the doll

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>>10413313
>Its the same as using sex toys on your partner. The only stigma is that this toy has a face and has other human-like characteristics.

>>10406561
>>10411643
Yeah he isn't a psychopath, just jaded.

>>10415033
lmao

>>10415016

>Shit that never happened for $100, Alex.

>>10418447
Lol it's loosely based on real life.
A lot of countries are cracking down on dolls for being to small and looking like children so yeah people are in fact facing time for owning a creepy sex doll talk about beta.

>>10406487
>Meaty load.

And now creampies are ruined for me thanks.

isnt this the lowest you can get like you're jerking off to fake girls getting fucked by guys

>>10403724
I bet she'd be a real doll

>>10418447

http://ntv.ca/psychologist-testifies-child-like-doll-meets-criteria-for-child-pornography/

>>10418447
http://ntv.ca/pornography-trial-involving-childlike-sex-doll-hits-another-roadblock/

>>10393651

this guy actually fucks

>>10393880
>>10398863
>>10406561

guys, when you actually get laid more than once, the mystique gradually wears off and chasing pussy kinda becomes like chasing the dragon. sure it feels nice, but it's just another thing that you do. you've been programmed to think it's something that's a much bigger deal than it is. you can get burnt out on it just like everything else.

>>10396114

kek get a load of this saudi prince over here

>>10413592
He is clearly fulfilling some sort of misogyny fetish, not trying tp turn the doll on