animals fucking other animals up

>>10371744
man, planet earth 2 is fucking awesome.

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>>10372137
Dear fucking lord Imagine if humans were the size of that mouse

>>10372169
IF we were the size of mice, we'd all be extinct. Without weapons, humans get rekt by just about everything.

>>10372137
Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.

>>10371744
What is this music?

>>10372137
What is wrong with me? I laughed so hard

>>10372137
>>10372219
"I whip my hair back and forth, i whip my air back and forth"

>>10372218
Rules of Nature

>>10372218
nibba thats metal gear solid rising

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>>10372224
>>10372169
>>10372195
>>10372219
Another

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>>10372234
ded ded ded ded ded ded ded ded ded ded ded ded ded ded ded ded.. alive?? ded ded ded ded ded ded ded ded

>>10372237
Holy shit that's fucking savage

>>10371744
That shit is the foundation for some of the most disturbing nightmares. Thanks for making my dreams come true, man.

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/gif/ classic

>>10372271
>THIS CENTIPEDE IS A PREDATOR

>>10372294
MAGA
A
G
A

>>10372137
>>10372234
Holy Christ, imagine owning a pet where you have to wipe down all the blood from the walls of its enclosure when it's done feeding...

>>10372237
Crunchy on the outside, juicy on the inside.

>>10372283
what in the fuck is that

>>10372258
Don't know what's worse, the huge fucking spider, or the parasite

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>>10372306

>>10372271

Now who am I going to buy car insurance from?

>>10372312
The parasite. Easy

>>10372314
Can hear a spectator ralfing

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>>10372332
>it got grandma

>>10372264
Jesus Christ man, that is exactly why I hate praying mantises

>>10372265
do you have it with sound?

>>10372306
well occasionally my cat threw her mice against walls leaving bloodstrains as well

>>10372258
What happened here?

>>10372237
damn

>>10372323
"No"

>>10372271
What creature be this?

>>10372323
This guy is being an intentional retard though.

>>10372363
I recall they sprayed this spider with some bug killer or hairspray and the spider obviously died but the parasite decided to abandon ship. Hopefully they set it on fire.

>>10372265
This is why I fucking hate deer.

>>10372323

Jack Jumper ants.

>>10372265
the cat on the end making a fucking run for it coz the dear was not done yet.
fucking nice, poor doggo tho

>>10372310
parasite of some kind leaving it's host

>>10372252
>>10372308
kek

>>10372380

Centipede. Scolopendra genus.

>>10372332
worst one in thread by far

sick fuck

>>10372237
The last second, ew...

>>10372462
It sounds like a person

>>10372237
POWERFUL JAW CLOSING MUSCLES IN ACTION

>>10372314
No, not the hardwood! Oh, the humanity!

>>10372137
Why does this remind me of one of those Cool Guy dance videos?

>>10372332
this isnt the scat thread

>>10372332
We're here for animals indulging in wanton violence, not literal shit.

>>10372265

Thought it was gonna go for the cat which was creeping on his kid but nope had to get the innocent bystander

>>10372323

What a fucking idiot

>>10372462
>call somebody

bitch it's a predator let it do it's thing

>>10372283
Why would you touch it?
Id be afraid it would get in my hand somehow

>>10372462
>It's nature babe
sensible woman
>call somebody honey
Ghostbusters? the fuck you gonna call?
>Living in bear infested areas

>>10371744
how did he manage to get away
truly survival of the fittest

>>10372314
Savage af

>>10372265
How can you not love your dog enough to at least try and scare it away instead of filming and yelling from 200 feet away?

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HUMANS ARE ANIMALS

>>10372552
I see people copied the gif I made.


Anyway we need more OC with threads like these. There are not many animal fights or killing webm or gifs that are high quality

>>10372137
"Puny god"

>>10372542
Or just fucking shoot it. I'd rather go to jail being the dude who defended my dog against a retarded fucking deernigger rather than have to bury him the day after.

>>10372542
because people are dipshit cunts

>>10372265
Why are deer so fucking retarded?

>>10372552
Why is the man shooting the elephant?

>>10372358
Have you seen it with sound? All you really hear is a retard screaming.

>>10372542
>implying dogs arent retarded faggots that get what they deserve

>>10372586
Because he's white

>>10372475
ppl around my hometown are warned to not go near sounds of people screaming because 9 times out of 10 its a deer that got trapped/attacked by a bear or hunter.

>>10371780
kekistan approves

>>10372234
>>10372137
Could the lizard hurt itself from all that slamming his head into the side of his tank?

>>10372586
because it's charging him?

>>10372563
Hey fagotron, I made that gif years ago not you.

>>10372639
Nope

>>10372648
Go ahead and tell me the source video then.

>>10372258

Oh man Monster Musume looks so strange on live action.

>>10372649
From some hunting compilation that was on kikebook

>>10372658
Nope

>>10372649
>>10372648
>>10372639
retards arguing video ownership over 4chan.
What are you, gay?

This is your /b/ now guys

>>10372660
What nope? You're some larping faggot that wants some attention while I made this gif

>>10372314

That's fucking metal as fuck dude.

>>10372636
for some reason, humans don't like the idea of being dead

>>10372310
Horsehair worm

>>10372581
Maybe because a dog looks like a wolf? And wolves idk, hunt deer?

>>10372315
kek

>>10372498
kek

>>10372137
Didn't know this was a YLYL thread! Holy shit XD

>>10372308
kek

>>10372524
Haha, nope! If a bear kills something in your yard, you shoot it as a matter of safety.

>>10372265
Man, that's sad. I would've shot the deer dead.

>>10372927
that is sad. that was someones pupper

Anybody have the webm of the hyena eating a pregnant wildebeest or some shit?

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>>10371744
Fucking hell. That was like escaping from a fucking nightmare. And afterwards he's just like...
"Sup?"

>>10372310

It's a Democrat

>>10372599
this

>>10372802
Did he die?

>>10372985
Oh wow, I've never seen this one before. Why aren't there more close up videos of murders like this? Like the nigger who kills the other nigger with a hammer, why didn't they get up close and record it in detail once the homicidal nigger left?

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>>10371744
Rock on you scaly little fucker

>>10372314
The fuck? Why would anybody want that as a pet? The thing is messy as fuck.

>>10372265
>cunts claim that deer are anything other than oversized vermin.
Deer aren't even worth a bullet, arrows are the only fitting way to kill a horn rat.

>>10372985
what is happening here

>>10373026

She got hit in the head with a log.

>>10372137
>>10372234
>>10372314
How it should have ended: Rescuers Down Under

>>10372992
Yeah, ignore the fact that the reason elephants and rhinos and other big game animals in Africa are going extinct is from nigger poachers because they literally do not give a flying fuck about the environment. Also the reason why the once fish-rich coast of Somalia is a fucking barren wasteland with no natural resources.

The elephants and shit that are killed by Western hunters are usually old bulls that aren't reproducing anymore and therefore not allowing younger males to mate and help the species recover. So, they are allowed to be culled, and the cost of the hunting permits goes towards conservation efforts.

But yeah, white people are evil. Kill yourself, nigger.

>>10372592
kys nigger

>>10372271
>you're still alive when they start to eat you

>>10371744
Fuck me, I didn't think snakes were fucking pack hunters

>>10372462
I would scream and holler too if a bear was fucking me.

>>10373047
"i ate the bait"

>>10372462
after seeing that webm of the deer kicking the dog, this feels good.

>>10373067
i get a boner too

>>10372772
i didn't even know squirrels were carnivores

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>>10372927

>>10372552
Why is it that elephants look hilarious even when dying

>>10373053
I don't think they are. This was a documentary on a very specific island full of them.

>>10373101
tell me what island and ill turn it to glass

t. someone who hates sneks

>>10372237
When your defence shields are too weak

>>10373030
>She
It.

>>10373026
cartel happens

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>>10373033
fucking niggers i swear

>>10372927

lol dogs are so fucking dumb

>>10372927
such a peaceful drift.
In a fucked up way, it's kind of poetic I suppose.

>>10373116
Well, if you're actually curious, it's called Fernandina Island, one of the Galápagos Islands, near Ecuador.

>>10372264
>Mantis: Hey Lets make out
>Bee: Well..Umm..IDK about this....
>Mantis: I SAID GTFO OVER HERE AND KISS ME
BEE: RAPE!!! RAPE!!!
>Mantis: Scream Rape will you, well lets take care of that pretty eye first so you cant identify me...then...your face...

>>10373168

But she isn't black.

>>10373211
the bull anon

>>10372664
The original video was from Hornady, posted in 2012 same year I first made said gif. Note that it's a gif and not a webm as they were not a thing back then, and the 2.99 filesize specifically tailored for /k/'s 3mb limit.

Keep being a dipshit though.

>>10372802
Brutal

>>10372271
Trump v Jeb.webm

>>10371744

Galapagos Ninja Warrior

>>10372234
>>10372137
that be one mofucka lizar mang

awesome thread, gave me a raging boner

>>10373175
lost

>>10372323
Deserved every bit of that

>>10372137

stop resisting!

>>10372462
I didn't know bears hunted like that. Always thought they stuck to moths and honey.

>>10373177
+1

>>10373363
>+1

are you a newfag?

>>10372137

velociraptor enclosure during feeding time jurassic park

>>10373373
Look at me guys I've been on 4chan a whole 2 years, am I an hacker now?
kid it's late you have school in the morning go to bed.

>>10372552
this is so fucking wrong

>>10372237
thats gonna be a rough shit

>>10373373
Stop trying to play old fag you cringe bastard

>>10372237
Tjis gator did this once. After shitting out that shell it probably dont want to do that again.

>>10373395
>>10373402
(you) are just retarded
(you) are just baittakers
(you) need to get out

>>10373129
>>10373417
>>10372283
>>10372271
>>10372264
>>10372258
why are these so terrifying? serious question

>>10373201
this isn't a cringe thread

>>10373067
Exactly this

>>10372332
when wiggers and cucks attend hip hop events, and enjoy it

>>10372772
Remember this, any vegan wants to pitch shit. If given the chance any animal will eat you. Plants eat meat too. If given the chance they would eat you.

>>10372237
oh god when it starts crying at 7 sec i can't watch anymore

>>10373440
because Invertebrate animals are naturally more scary for humans

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>>10373052

>>10372927
someones eatin good tonight, looks like he knows a nice place not far from there

>>10373398
Kek

>>10372323
amazing how the ants react

>>10373404
00:28, the monkey loses function as a result of being unable to endure the anguish, must have been a freind of his. to be fair tho, those monkey had it comin

>>10373408
Holy fuck

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>>10373439
Son I know you're retarded but come on now, you're just embarrassing yourself.

>>10372462
>when you fuck it while killing it

>>10373461
That's probably a bird in the background.
The turtle only makes snapping noises.

>>10373420
Wow this must be fake

If not: ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>10373021
Delicious, delicious horn rat.

>>10373420
J E S U S
E
S
U
S

>>10373362
I'll stick to ur mom's moths and honey.

>>10372927
great, looks like the gooks have trained gators to bring in ingredients for their restauraunts.
jokes on them though, the gator didnt boil the dog alove first so the flavor is going to be all fucked up.

>>10372137
I wanna see someone rip the beat from the wall banging and turn it into a rock drum solo.

>>10372802
i wonder what that guy thought when he suddenly felt something chomp down on his head...

>>10373524
>so it ends

>>10373129
holy shit, i thought the green one was the camouflaged one at first... shit.

>>10372237

The weirdest boner I ever had.

>>10371744
Remarkable

>>10372802
cute
>>10373525
kek

>>10371744
Im amazed this was caught on film, you cant stage that shit

>>10373461
that noise is a peacock

>>10373211
niggers come in all colors
if you've ever been to a bullfight, or a running of the bulls as either a participant or a spectator, you are a nigger. Same with rodeos

>>10371744
What the fuck. Why are there a fucking billions snakes trying to fuck this badass's life up.

>>10372237
JEB NO!!!!

>>10371780

Kek

>>10372137
lizards are dope

>>10372234
FUCKING SHIT

>>10372234
>>10372137
put some music over that video and it's gonna be a smash hit

>>10372137
Absolute scum keeping a monitor in a fucking terrarium that small. These niggers need at least a 10'x5' area

>>10372234

Holy fuck the blood sprayed across the glass! I'd be wearing safety goggles kekekekek

>>10372527
>>10372524
They probably mean call those guys who relocate animals. Don't want a bear fuckin about in a neighborhood.

>>10372237

Don't worry turtle your shell will protect you! Woops

>>10372462
Damn that's metal af. Niggas gettin eatin alive

>>10372802
>the fuck is this
>ew, tastes like shit

>>10373116
>Fernandina Island
It's actually "Ilha da Queimada Grande", it's an island about 21 miles outside Brazil, that is closed off to only a handful of researchers at a time, because of it's dense vegetation, difficulty to dock, and the population of about 5 snakes per 10 square feet. And the cute thing about those snakes is that their species were stranded on the island, so they evolved to be very sneaky and tree-climbers, and develop a powerful venom to kill their prey, that are mostly birds, within minutes. Their venom is powerful enough to kill a grown human in about two hours through massive organ failure. Those fuckers are in the top of the food chain on the island because they have no predators, and can survive about six months without food. The island is only visited by researchers and the brazilian navy that goes there to swap the batteries of a lighthouse. The last humans that lived there were the janitor that kept the lighthouse back in 1920, his wife and 5yo daughter, they were all killed by the snakes. So yeah, it's a very fucked up place to find yourself into.

>>10371744
>Tha scene where it gets caught and the snake starts to coil
Holy fuck, this is the stuff of my greatest nightmares and dreams.

Every time I've had a dream like this, I wake up and go get some bagels and cream cheese and watch TV at 6 am till the day starts, I can't go back to sleep and risk that shit again.

>>10372552
>Trump vs GOP

>>10373556
>Man

>>10373079
They're opportunists like deer and horses, usually only when they really need protein or vitamins and minerals they lack.

>>10372137
Another reason I like cats: they know their owners...they know I dislike seeing things die and suffer so they do all the killing away from me.

This thing is just pure survival, it knows whipping it like that kills it quickest.

Being an animal sucks

>>10373175
found the muslim

>>10373543
That's just something those lizards have to survive after they hatch, like sea turtles in a way.

>>10373404
Animals...animals are so scary...
We really are just another creature in Nature's domain, when put face to face.

>>10373404
These are fucking otters?

>>10373408
Its like the scene of the alíen

>>10373129
Dude. Nature is just one monster eating another. Imagine being that green bug, just strolling along, enjoy some nice flower food... And BAM! Something that looks like a fucking ghost is literally eating your stomach out of your body while you watch. Fuck that.

>>10373408
Sneks are dumbly cute

>>10373440
Because this is what cute Disney animals do in reality. Centipedes are not cute, they are murderous motherfuckers that will kill lizards just so they can eat the eyes, then walk away because they got bored.

It's scary because this kind of savagery is (hopefully) foreign to us.

>>10372265
12 NIGGA 12

>>10373016
They're fine as long as you don't feed them live. There's literally no reason to make a mouse go through this when you can kill it humanely first.
>inb4 someone's autistic response to this post
I own one.

>>10372265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTfgucS01vs&ab_channel=christe

>>10373692
painfully unfunny

>>10373404
Fucking hate monkeys.

>>10373688
don't be a wuss, let bowser have some fun

>>10373692
Stick to crime nigger, your 'comedy' sucks.

>>10373440
Because it's when your mind finally realizes, even for a moment, that stuff like compassion, morality and ethics are entirely human convensions and Nature gives zero fucks aside from KILL, FUCK and EAT.

>>10373688
It's cruel to feed a predator dead food. If you're going to keep the animal captive, the least you can do is allow it to kill.

>>10373734
It's cruel to keep animals as pets in the first place, regardless of what you feed them. Animals are not toys or decorations for your amusement. If you aren't going to eat it, you should leave it the fuck alone.

>>10372937
No, the responsible thing is still to "call somebody". Let the proper authorities handle it. You know, so you don't get any shit for it later on.

>>10371744

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4c8wP5SHxE

Best version

>>10373746
Yeah, but if you're going to keep it the very least you can do is let it kill, let it fulfill one of it's basic biological drives.

>>10373625
I'm sorry, how are the two related?

>>10372137
>>10372234
https://youtu.be/0KDVvy61XqQ

>>10373755
It's not the same without Rules of Nature

>>10372462
Interspeices? So would the combine child of the two call beer?

Killing is naturally abhorrent to humans, biggest on that list is other humans, yet we're fucking amazing at it when it needs to be done due to our intelligence. Due to our abilities and emotions we devise ways to make them more "humane", a concept alien to Nature.

Thus this shit freaks people out yet is morbidly fascinating exactly due to this. You see something free of such psychological tampering, just pure nature. If we didn't have higher brain functions, we'd be slamming chickens on the ground repeatedly just like that lizard.

>>10373794
>implying humans don't slam animals like that on the reg

>>10373769
If you don't already know that, there's nothing I can do for you, son.

>>10373794
>Killing is naturally abhorrent to humans,
Pussy vegan faggot.

>>10373556
fuck you slytherin

>>10373805
I am none of those 3 things. The very concept of PTSD and other wartime psychological symptoms proves me right.

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>>10373812
PTSD as a result of being deployed during a war is not purely a product of killing and/or seeing death everywhere. It's mostly a result of constantly being in danger, and other things that are specific to the environment that war creates. Including dealing with death.

>>10373814
>still swimming after being ripped in half
That still gets me

>>10373820
Posttraumatic stress disorder (PTSD)[note 1] is a mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to a traumatic event, such as sexual assault, warfare, traffic collisions, or other threats on a person's life.[1]

>>10373812
>hunters get PTSD when they kill food for their family.
City-dwelling pussy vegan faggot.

>>10373820
This is correct. PTSD is a result of being under constant threat of sudden unavoidable death that you cannot see coming. The advent of artillery, sniper warfare and IEDs has caused it more than anything else.

>>10373556
It's a pretty legit method for snapping the snake's neck. Sometimes you can pop there heads right off with a good whip.

>>10373743
Cow went out like a badass.

>>10373033
The ass was fat

>>10373688
B-but these lizards will not eat "the food" if it's not alive. Or will they?

>>10373862
That's neat as hell.

>>10373862
Reminds me of that one shot in The Lost World: Jurassic Park

>>10373856
They'll eat it, but they'll live a sad, murder-less life.

>>10373420
jesus fuck

>>10373746
Its cruel to let animals live on the brutal world out there, regardless of what they are. If you aren't going to eat it, you should pet it.

>>10373743
i love how families come together to watch this,

>>10373878
Drowning and getting ripped apart, what a fucking way to go

>>10373844
Yes. There's a reason why the condition wasn't really described until the first world war.

>>10373420
His hands must be strong and resilient from picking cotton

>>10373746
some species are not extinct solely because humans like to keep them as pets

its a double edged sword, being noticed by humans

>>10372265
but did it die

>>10373408
>Gets licked
>doesn't move
Mice r dumb

>>10373420
FUCK. THAT.

Balls of steel.

>>10373898
hey ahole name one animal humans keep as pets.. just one. Ill wait...

>>10372169
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalania

>>10372264
>be me, prob 10 at the time
>caught a black widow and would feed it bugs
>find mantis in yard and think it would be a good match for widow

Fucking mantis OBLITERATED the widow. Systematically bit off all the legs and then ate the body. I was traumatized. Felt bad for my widow bro.

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>>10372462

>>10373932
But now you had a badass Mantis to feed bugs to.

>>10373915
erm.. what?

>>10373657
Otters are fucked up little bastards man, just google "Otters Baby seals"

>>10373688
What the fuck is humane about killing?
>It's not human therefore it can be disposed of "humanely"
Fuck off with that bullshit, there is life and death humanely doesn't make it okay and if so let me humanely put a bolt through your head because painless and feed you to a pack of pigs huh?

>>10372332
good shot, chimp

>>10373943
you can hear little cracking noises as the monitor breaks the chick small bones

>>10373943
Now that's one stupid-ass chicken.

>>10372991
underrated post

>>10373919

HOLY FUCK, trapped, bleeding out your face, and crunched to death. What a way to go

>>10372613

It's not slamming it's head, it's slamming the mouse. If that's how they normally kill prey, I'm going to assume that they evolved to have their brains nice and smug (no jiggling against the skull) when they do that shit.

>>10373476
No what are you on lmao

>>10373972
>evolved

>>10373943
Once I gobbled a lizzard's tail while it was still moving. It feels fucking awkward to have something still moving down your neck.

>>10373862
>nearly torn in half
>durr he dead by now

No shit sherlock.

>>10373944
>>10373974
If you watch the whole video, you'll see that the monkeys were attacking the otters first. This was happening in the otter enclosure, after all. The monkeys DEFINITELY had it coming.

>>10373979
Jesus programed their DNA.

;)

>>10373979
spotted the retard

>>10373420
To be fair, I feel like this is plausible. I mean, just be quick and squish hard, and it should work fine. The hard part is not hesitating and getting stung

>>10373067


So glad you reminded me. So fucking glad, thank you.

Bonus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM1Pxlh_EfQ

>>10373862
Why would anyone want this as a pet? These reptiles have no interest other than eating. They aren't social, neither do anything interesting. What is the point? Except watching them killing rats

>>10373855
my sides

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>>10371744

>>10373992
>asks for the point
>states the point

Killing rats and shit is the point retard

>>10373067
SO MUCH

>>10373067
>it's okay to kill some animals but not others
Dogs are fucking retarded and attack innocent animals too, retard. Of course you ignore that though because "my little froo froo would never hurt anything." Just like fucking dindus.

>>10373990
I'm Louis CK. I love to spout liberal, white-guilt, anti-male, apologist bullshit and act like I'm a great, progressive individual. Then I'm gonna sexually assault a bunch of women. You know... because I'm such a great human being.

>>10373992
No animal has any other interest besides eating, dogs and cats only pretend to go around and play with you because they know you give them food, they are just dumb and eating is the basic thing that drives their everyday life.

>>10373947
you've obviously never thought for a second about your own existence, or spent a day out in the wilderness, or hunted an animal and watched it bleed out in front of you. Leave this complex discussion to more intellectual people
who have actually touched grass and go read a boy scout handbook, bud.

>>10373932
you didnt level up your spider enough

>>10373999
I was assuming

>>10372542
>women

>>10374036
Scyther used X-Scissor
Spinarak fainted

>>10374043
(battle victory tune plays)

>>10372306
It would be like owning a fucking velociraptor

>>10374052
Velociraptors were actually about the size of a turkey in real life. Steven Spielberg sold you a lie.

>>10373438
Except for the fact that gators are incredibly fucking stupid. It probably did it again.

>>10373862
'It's like Lady and the Tramp!'

Kek

>>10374055
That monitor lizard isn't that much bigger than a turkey, so the analogy is still correct. Regardless of Spielberg's movie.

>>10374055
Turkeys are pretty big

>>10374060
fair enough

>>10372602
"AHHH HELP HELP RAAAPE"
>fucking deer i s2g

>>10374030
Dogs and cats at least DO something, consider you as the essential part of their lives. Reptiles see you as a part of furniture and give zero fucks about you being around. Isn't it a bit unrewarding?

>>10373408
Holy fucking shit that was fast. One instant he's slow as fuck and a split second later and that mouse is dead as fuck.

>>10374077
Actually since reptilles are cold blooded they see you as a heat source and like to stick around, but they also have a much a smaller brain which means they are incapable of feeling anything else for you.

>>10372137
>>10372234
Recording the feeding of live animals to other live animals? That doesn't seem very natural. In some countries, that might even be considered... illegal.

>>10374055
but to be fair, there WERE raptors that big
they just didn't have very scary sounding names
Utah raptor sounds more like a sports mascot than something that wants to eat you.
So Crichton went with velociraptor

>>10374097
Utahraptor had not been named yet when Crichton wrote the book, it was classified and named while they were filming the movie, which even Crichton found was a pretty neat coincidence since he enlarged them just for the hell of it.

>>10374091
They'd prefer to hide under your wardrobe (who ever will let them walk around freely in the first place) rather than lie on bed with you since it's much safer and they need safe quiet place to hide while digesting food

>>10373743
and another one that ends predictably. this one didn't go the distance, ladies and gentlemen, but nobody expected it to. bull's stand up game was strong, he stayed light on his feet and tried to watch his distance and keep the fight moving at the start of the match. however, going into the fight, bull knew he was facing a superior opponent, which is probably why he decided to steal the initiative, instead of playing it safe and likely letting tiger, the better technical fighter, wear him out over multiple rounds. bull went in for the KO in the first seconds of the match. a bold and surprising move, but it was not enough to throw tiger off his game. being a lot more experienced, tiger immediately saw though the telegraphed attack and dodged it, using his opponent's momentum to press advantage and taking the fight down to the ground, where he is most comfortable. although through incredible strength and sheer will power, bull managed to get back up on his feet, tiger had already put bull into one of his famous neck locks, at which point the fight was as good as done.
another short but fascinating battle: striker vs grappler, heart vs experience, raw power vs technique. needless to repeat, this one was no surprise. and that is all for now, join us next time. until then, good fight and good night!

Fuck off you cunts that deer was protecting her child. Don't let your anger about how mommy never hugged you out on that animal

>>10374249
no shit sherlock

>>10373995

What in the actual fuck is going on here, lmao?!

>>10373934
love the sound

>>10373943
>mfw this fuels my vore fetish

>>10374091
Actually studies have shown that although you will never have the same level of an emotional bond you would have with a dog reptiles do learn to trust you and have a relationship.

>>10374279
SHe got raped so they had to teach her a lesson. We need more diverse cultures like this desu, especially in white majority areas

>>10373934
Bears are really awesome animals. Bitchs like the one in this video are the reason they are going extinct.

>Gets house in bear country.
>Bear does bear stuff like hunting.
>"Honey call someone!"
>Authorities come shoot bear.
>Wife makes sure husband has gone to shoot future bears.
>She has children, some of them daughters.
>Will imprint her intolerance of nature on a new generation.

>>10374423
Husband has gun*, i mean.

>>10373995
more like swedes in their natural habitat

>>10374461
I'm just glad that it's become more commonplace to make observations like yours, because I still remember when it was rarer and less accepted.

Shifting the Overton window rightward is crucial. I just hope it's enough to save some of Europe.

>>10373049
dogs are niggers' favorite animals
and pitbulls are the niggers of the dogs.

>>10373588
no wounder its so angry, hehe

>>10373461
this comment made me laugh more then the webm. haha

>>10371744
Song name??

>>10374461
Got'em

>>10372802
>picking out the best melons in the market with no hands
>nope too squishy

>>10371744
The first thread was better

>>10372927
Bubbles coming out that dogs ass

>>10374636
Read the thread

>>10372237
Impressive.

Wonder if a big cat could crack open a tortoise or a turtle, or any other hard shelled animal.

Ironclad beetles though? Forget it, it's like stepping on a lego, but a round one.

>>10373440
Your instincts appear to be fully functional. It's intended to look horrifying since you ultimately don't know whether it's safe or not.

Ever saw abscess and/or pus pour out from a wound and you start salivating? instincts and immune system at work.

Wish I never got used to that stuff, but I did.

>>10373746
>It's cruel to keep animals as pets

As pets? Yes. As Companions? Nope.

>>10373440
Simple. Its cause you don't want the same thing to happen to you

>>10372802
did he died???

>>10372552
Of course we are. Did anyone say we were plants or something?

>>10373588
probably just a feeding tank. So he doesn't relate movement in the regular terrarium as potential food and bite. That and he can find his food super quick.

>>10373417
oh dem sparkling juices

>>10373777
lost

>>10373943
I love how the chick looks right at the camera before it gets swallowed

>>10373556
Dudes got a boner

>>10372552
Clean kill

>>10372258

Some guy put the worm in his dickhole right after this was taken.

>>10372332

Sauce on the rap video?

>>10373201
I bet you watch anime.

>>10372552

Nerve gas gun?

>>10373907
obvious bait

>>10372323
who is this again? he's a great man, I've seen him before many times.

>>10372358
>>10372265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTfgucS01vs

>>10373404
Talk shit get ded.

>>10374974
Is the word companion really appropriate when one party had absolutely no say in the matter?
And that same party is is not allowed to do what it wants. It must sit inside all day when it instinct tells it it wants to be run around and be free. You're fine staying inside because you can entertain yourself with things like television or a book or what have you. Your dog doesn't get that option. Excluding that one hour (that's probably generous, it's prob more like 20 min) where you take him for a walk, he has to sit there and do nothing. He has zero stimuli. Companion my ass. That's borderline torture.