Not Cheating Thread Bonus for Titfuck

>>10369324
the fuck is this retarded shit man

>>10369353
Not cheating.

there is not enough of this

>>10369364
They're clearly cheating their partners, fuckface. They're cheating.

>>10369324
>>10369353

This is hot if you've done it before.

I'm married wife is not that attractive and cause of the birth control she takes to help with her read bad periods cause of her PCOS she has she doesn't have much of a sex drive. So sex life is close to nill. I chat on various website with girls who are looking for hook ups and don't mind a married guy. So i take alot of dick pics cause i'm a pretty good size about 7.5 long and 6 around thick.

> Was at a "party" (if you call a bunch of 30 somethings drinking at a BBW a party)
> notice one of my old high school "friends (barely knew him really but we didn't mind hanging with the same people on occasion)
> he is with a hot black girl (we are all white she is the only non white person at the BBQ...) > person who owns house makes a joke with me about how he should have bought a case of fried chicken for her.
> We laugh
> We both agree she is hot though... for a black girl
> He brings up the old HS rumor about how he had a small dick. And how it doesn't make sense a black girl would want a white guy who has a small dick even for white people.
> we laugh some more
> My wife gets real drunk ( she doesn't drink often)
> Blacky's BF gets blasted
> We somehow start chatting. She heard we have a kid and wanted to see pic
> I pull out phone and go to gallery. i purposely check for a pic of my son that is inbetween pics of my johnson so if she swipes either way for more she'll see my cock.
> I hand her phone and go to take a swig of my beer, and notice out of the corner of my eye she swiped... and keeps swiping. i nonchalantly tell her not to swipe either way as I slowly turn back to her.
> she doesn't even pretend not to be looking at my dick pics
> she keeps going through my pics. and when it's my son she tells me how cute she is.
> then swipes slowly through dick pics
> we notice someone coming close to our patio chair area and she hands me back my phone and says that my son is real cute loudly

>>10369461
I'll take things that never happened for 1000 bob

>>10369482
They're kissing, that's definitely cheating.

>>10369461

> she gives me a smile and a wink
> she pulls out her phone
> hands it to me
> a bunch of pics of her. her big tits look amazing.
> completely shaved pussy.
> I keep swiping, and even see a few pics of her and her BF
> he is real small. like 4 inches long and not thick at all
> She tells me to stop smirking. That someone might notice
> I stop smiling and pretend to not care about the pics
> She says not all guys can be as 'gifted' as i am and that she really likes her bf, and that he is a great guy and she can see herself starting a life with him
> I start to feel guilty as she is saying that
> I say that he's a pretty nice guy when he's not being an asshole
> she laughs.
> she says she needs to go inside to use the bathroom
> I sit there for a little bit. Finnish my beer.
> I go to the cooler and notice that they are out of the belgium white that I was drinking.
> Friend who is hosting says there is more in the house in the pantry but it's not cold.
> I tell him id rather drink it warm than drink miller lite.
> i go inside, go to pantry, find warm beer. then realize i should go to the bathroom too. while i'm inside
> i head to the closest downstairs bathroom... then i smell it from half way down the hall... some one blew up the bathroom
> i turn around and 'nope' my way up to the bathroom upstairs
> someone is in the bathroom. i don't make the connection that it's probably the black girl until I hear a flush and i start to slowly walk away.
> she comes out (didn't wash her hands?)
> "hey, did you fallow me to the bathroom?" she smirks while saying it
> i say that i actually need to go, but the bathroom downstairs is radio active
> she laughs and says that why she used this one even though she's not sure she's aloud
> then she tells me that she didn't even have to pee. she just needed a break cause she was getting worked up and feeling guilty about 'us'
> i tell her i know the feeling
> she looks down at my crotch "so how bad do you need to go?"

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>>10369537
moar?

>>10369537
cool pasta

>>10369353
Try it out, its pretty good actually.

>>10369342
Sauucceee please!

>>10369578
shuddup i wanna hear the end

>>10369583

Same

>>10369537

> i tell her i kinda need to go
> she says she's never seen an uncut cock in person
> "can i watch u pee?"
> i'm confused and weirded out. but i feel like it's one step closer
> "yeah sure i guess.... never let a girl watch me pee"
> she walks back into the bathroom and turns the light on, turns around and stares at me
> I guess we are really doing this
> i walk inside, she closes the door and locks it
> I start to undo my belt
> "wait" she starts to whisper " let me do that"
> she fumbles with the buckle and then the button, and finally the zipper
> at this point my body is really confused. I need to pee and she is making my cock want to half chub
> she pulls my boxers down and i cant help but think that i cant remember the last time i peed without just pulling my dick through the opening in the boxers.
> she holds my dick and looks at me then my dick again
> " are you going to go?"
> "you have to pull the skin back"
> she pulls on the skin, the head finally pops out
> she isn't pointing it anywhere near the inside of the toilet bowel.
> if i pee id hit the lid of the water tank.
> she looks at my cock intently
> i tell her she needs to point it into the toilet
> she giggles and says sorry and points it down finally
> i quickly double check her aim and see that it should be fin
> i let loose
> her eyes go wide " wow, i think i can feel it going through ur dick"
> the stream stops
> " is this where i shack it?"
> yeah, u want to get the last few drops out
> she shakes, and keeps shaking. then she starts stroking.
> " you know u are probably almost as big as my bfs hard cock when ur soft
> She keeps stroking until i'm 75% of the way hard. she can't take her eyes off of it and says " damn."
> "i'm sure you've had as big since .... you know... u've probably dated.... someone who was"
> she laughs cause she knows what i'm trying to say but NOT say
> " for the record, i only date white guys. and this is by the far the biggest i've seen"

>>10369526
Jeez, grow up anon.

>>10369626
moar?

>>10369537
moar

>>10369626

> I start to moan. and feel myself finally getting in the right mind set and i can ignore the fact that we are in my friend's bathroom with my drunk wife outside and her drunk BF and the fact that the toilet is still full with my piss
> I close my eyse for what feels like 3 seconds and when i open them back up I can see that she has her hands down her leggings front and playing with her pussy.
> i grown and i close my eyes again, and thats when i feel her hot wet mouth on my cock
> im actually afraid to open my eyes cause i'm worried i'll scare her off by looking
> after about a minute she stops and i open my eyes
> she is eye level with me and her leggings are pulled down.
> she turns around and grabs my cock
> i think i'm about to be deep inside her pussy
> she pushers her hot ass against me but holds my cock against the outside of her pussy.
> she's moving back and forth. I can feel my cock head almost pushing into her pussy while the top of my cock is feeling her hot wet pussy on my cock
> I grab her tits through her shirt from behind
> she moans, so i take my hands and go under her shirt and her bra (shit's a little uncomfortable, but i don't care, she has huge tits)
> she takes her legs and squeezes my dick between them while she teases me this way.
> her legs are squeezing tight around my shaft and the head of my cock is hitting some of her wet pussy
> she's still holding the base of my cock and stroking it a little while doing all this
> It felt like the bottom of my cock was getting a hand job, the top of my shaft was fucking a tight dry pussy, and the head of my cock was trying to push into a super hot wet pussy
> after a while the wetness from her pussy was traveling down to her legs and it felt even better on my cock
> after a while i couldn't tell if i was inside her pussy or not cause it was so wet and tight and messy, but she still had her hand around the base of my cock giving it a little strokes

>>10369685

> i tell her i'm getting close
> i didn't know what she was going to do with that info
> She just kept going though. as if i didn't say it.
> until i hit the point of no return, she must have felt it cause she quickly turned around on her knees and put my cock in her mouth
> she sucked every drop out until i felt like i was going to fall over.
> she actually pulls my boxers back up, and my pants, and buttons, buckles, and zipps me up.
> pats me on the crotch
> "that was a big load, when was the last time you came?"
> the fog starts to lift "couple days. damn that was good. i've never got off like that."
> "yeah, atleast we didnt' cheat though."
> "yeah" I say it in a confident way, but i feel like what she said was pretty stupid, but i just go along to make her feel better
> she then reaches over and flushes the toilet
> she takes a swig from my beer and walks out
> she doesn't wash her hands
> i dont' need to wash my hands cause i didnt' touch anything
> i walk out
> i lay down on the couch so it doesn't look we are going into the back yard at the same time
> I close my eyes for a minute
> host comes in, and tells me to wake the fuck up and go back outside and keep drinking
> walk outside and see her drunk bf kissing her
> my wife is playing flip cup with some of the girls i guess trying to relive their college days
> I don't feel guilty, and give no shits.

>>10369721

Bonered. Good story. Thanks anon

>>10369353
Ask your mother.

>>10369721
God damnit wash your hands

>>10369419
there's always one

>>10369526
LOL.

>>10369784
They get even madder when you explain that you're suppose to be the guy in the clip and not the one being cheated on.

>>10369526
Nope, penis never penetrated. It's just friendly kissing to hone their skills.

>>10369909
Sauce?

>>10369324
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas mah favorite

>>10369940"Not the one being cheated on"

...."Not the one being cheated on"

At least be consistent in your fantasy bruh

>>10369324
>high school
>ex wants the D so bad
>finish photography class at end of the day
>keeps saying how much she wants me
>tell her to prove it
>back of the school
>she rubs me through my faggoty skinny jeans
>get hard
>7" X 6" of prime Australian rod visable through pants
>she drops to her knees
>pupils as big as an emo chick on E
>fumbles with zip
>cock springs out and slaps her in the face
>shes stroking it
>starts to suck it
>i face fuck her for a few minutes
>pull away with a pop
>she tries to go back to it
>tuck my cock away and tell her I don't want her to cheat on her bf
>shes mad af

>>10369774
kek

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>>10373114
I giggled.

the guy who started this pretty stupid. do you even familiar with "cheating" term. videos hot af btw.

I don't get this. Is this some jew plan to make people think that not having the benis in vagina is not cheating?
Is this the new "if I don't touch the balls it's not gay" meme?

>>10374882
You can touch balls all day and not be gay.
But your balls can't touch other balls.

>>10370362
Darla Crane

>>10370362
>>10374913

Darla Crane in Risky relations

https://www.pornoeggs.com/watch?v=j_GIWKP3k6a

>>10369721
great story anon. thanks

>>10369324
Literally all of these are still actually cheating just FYI you fucking autistic cuck

>>10375046
Holy shit, are you new?

>>10369399
I can't get into this thread. you all have a super loose definition of the word cheating

>>10369766
sauce?

>>10375051
Holy shit are you retarded?

>>10369953
Found the cuckold

>>10369570
It's not rape if it's only the tip.

>>10369324
Sauce for gif?

>>10369721
Thanks for storytime

bump for more this is some pretty good shit and new for a change

>>10378828
source or code?

>>10369570
I hope he knocked them up. A dick like that shouldnt be denied its genetic legacy.

>>10369434
>tfw my cousin and I use to do this in high school
>tfw the time I was finally going to slip it in, her sister caught us

Being a teenager was boss.

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This shit is diamonds but hard to find

>>10369570
It's not cheating if it's with a black guy. If you were a white girl you would be doing it too trust me!

Bumpo!!

>>10378828
SAUCE

>>10380774
>>10383233

Asami Tsuchiya, MIAD-866

>>10382962

It's for these kinds of reasons you don't get into relationships. Live your life first and try all the flavors.

>>10383325
>Asami Tsuchiya, MIAD-866
Thank you good sir.

>>10369702
Haha this is ridiculous

>>10374855
Eh. I like the teasing aspect of it, if this "not cheating" caption stuff gets the cucks to post it for me then I don't mind

>>10369721
>went home
>days pass
>realize i contracted aids, not from the black girl, but from NOT WASHING MY FUCKING HANDS

>>10374882
The word benis is making me laugh uncontrollably

>>10383484
kek

>>10369721
>Doesn't wash his hands
Absolutely disgusting.

>>10378828
Of course it's not cheating. I didn't even see a dick, did you?

Anyone got the ones where it goes from "not cheating" to "cheating"

>>10381234
idk not even a drop came out. His only legacy is probably impotency

Came for my fetish, stayed for all the mad.

>>10387037
Its bc he nut deep inside of her tight white pussy, storing his fertile African seed directly into her womb so its guaranteed she gets black bred. Science, bitch!

>>10369581
natasha nice

>>10375046
Don't be a cunt all your life

>>10369324
sauce

>>10369721
Why is "Nobody washes their hands" such a focal point in your story. Why did you have to mention it at all? Like, its a good story without that information, I don't know what you gain including it.

>>10369461
you should at least break up with your wife if you're having issues in bed.

Or does she know and she's okay with it?

>>10369461
Your dick is 2.8in wide?

>>10383325
newfag here, what do i do with the code?

google it?

>>10389411
>cant into math
c=2πr (or c=πd)
so d=c/π
and 6/3.14=1.9 not 2.8
:^)

>inb4 the pi symbols break

>>10374937
thanks anon
this shit was great

>>10369324
>walk in on dude rubbing his dick on girlfriend's vagina through her legs
>"oh thank god, I was afraid my girlfriend was cheating on me!"

>>10389430
>MIAD-866
yes just google it. its the title of the video

>>10388749
Pontious Pilate washed his hands before the death of Jesus to signify that he was innocent because his hands were clean of the blood of Jesus. Washing your hands means you are innocent. By having people not wash their hands the pasta contradicts the anon saying he doesn't feel guilty. He leaves it up to the reader to decide whether he is cheating or not. Masterful writing really.

are there any good tumblrs with a bunch of these sorts of things? the search function there sucks

>>10369419
Can't you read? They're not cheating.

>>10381234
Porn has been around since what the 70s?

And people still haven't figured out that it's a job and being knocked up on your job would be retarded.

It's basically simulated sex.

>>10369626
>> "yeah sure i guess.... never let a girl watch me pee"
Fake as fuck
What guy doesnt piss in ftont of their mate.

it's a cuck thread

>>10390393
>he doesnt self insert
Cuck move

>>10369721

Great story, wash your fucking hands though senpai

>>10369461
Why do you keep a picture of your son inbetween dick pictures?

>>10389842
/lit/ is that way >>>>>>>

Anon just has a hard on for filthy hands.

>>10369482
Salsa?

>>10389842
good analysis

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>>10369721
great story

>>10369557
bet that feels amazing

>>10392197
it doesnt.

rly did none of you retards realize that the black chick held his dick for him?

>>10369750
sauce?

>>10392596
not to be 'that guy' but ... sauce???!!!!

>>10369721
you fucking forgot to flush you monster

>>10389842
You're probably not around, but your kind of people is why I come here. I like you

>>10392596
Anyone know the woman here?

More stories?

>>10369626
u 14 op?

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Context?

>>10369434
sauce pls

>>10392596
huh.. i always thought of these as im the one who is "not" cheating, but this whole convincing her to "not" cheat is a pretty cool take.

>>10383484
Best ylyl thread in a while

>>10369537
>> she laughs and says that why she used this one even though she's not sure she's aloud

> aloud

Holy Fuck, these are ALL cheating!

I know this for i am correct person who is always correct. I felt i should inform you of how incorrect you are on the internet as nobody could possibly post things that don't mean exactly what they say.
My autistic as fuck brain couldn't conceive of things like subtext, sarcasm, or ironic humor anyway.

You should thank me for pointing out your obviously unintentional error. Please question your own intelligence as i prove my own

>>10369353
why is there always one retard

>>10382420
or being white trash...

>>10369461
>>10369537
>>10369626
DUDE NIGGER!
I GOT A FUCKIN BIG DIK THO SWEAR I EVEN FUK A BLACK GRL AND HER BF DIK RLY SMALL GUYS I SWEAR IDGAFUUH

>>10389842
fuck....

>>10369685
> she's moving back and forth. I can feel my cock head almost pushing into her pussy while the top of my cock is feeling her hot wet pussy on my cock

My fucking sides

>>10373114
This was bad pottery

>>10382907
so it's like diamonds

>>10383342
I never knew my "life's first" included all the different flavors of hepatitis

>>10393299
McDonalds 5 times a week

>>10369721
Hot as fuck. 9/10 would read again

i don't know why so many anons get funny about this stuff being cheating...

i think we all know it's cheating, but it's also not really the point.

please stop coming into threads you know you will not like to complain.

>>10395870
damn you, i'm trying to rub one out here.

moar gifs

>>10391946
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>>10391946
Who tf does a 12 part hand job. Gtfo cucks

>>10373114
>things that never happened
The more "yeah bro so alpha ung!" a fetish is and the more "be me stories" people have of it the more obvious it is that only virgins are into it.

>>10382420
story?

>>10395870
fucking kek

got me good

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>>10395950
I have no positive reaction webms because I normally don't expect to be proud of you faggots but you really took the cake.

>>10395950
I came here to beat off, but laughing was definitely a welcome addition

>>10369338
is there a specific term for this? Cumming inside a girl but no penetration

>>10383484
at least he's in a shower

>>10396700
Dubs and truth. Fucking lol

>>10369750
sauce tho???

>>10369909
I love her eyes. They're so predatory

>>10375067
I think thats the point?

>>10395950
>inb4 diamonds are not rare

>>10369324
source?

>>10389842
topkek

>>10404966
But are they not crash?

need moar, this is my biggest fetish

>>10395968
lol

Fuck this actually takes me back to highschool. My first girlfriend and I had outercourse for about a month before she couldn't take it anymore and started begging for me to actually fuck her. Sex is great but there was something particulary hot about the outercourse.

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Poor Shrek

>>10393186
cloe foster or something

>>10409148
100% agree. That and when it's forbidden and you know you can't actually fuck because one of you is in a relationship and no one has birth control etc. I'm tired, you know what I mean.

except that 98% of the faggots on this thread have no one idea why this not cheating shit is so goddamn hot.

>>10393186
Chloe foster

>>10410362
>except that 98% of the faggots on this thread have no one idea why this not cheating shit is so goddamn hot.
probably because they actually get sex and dont have to sub this retarded ass pussy shit like you.

>>10411405
>get sex
>browsing chinese wizardry image board
choose one fella

>>10369702
...okay what is this then.

>>10411432
>still making this "joke" in 2017

Guess you don't get laid with that awful sense of humor

>>10393299
cheating

>>10400011
outercourse

>>10369702
Bill Clinton am I right

Anon?

>>10369338
Sauce

Why do people fantasize about being subhuman garbage?

>>10390377
Porn has been around a lot longer than that

>>10395968

top kek

>>10369324
Okay so I'm gonna be cucking a married guy next week, and probably will be for a while, so you got more of this stuff to share?

>>10369324
>>10412604
This OP, I like what's in this thread so far, it would just better if it wasn't a 5:1 post:content ratio. Needs more gifs.

>>10369721
>touch a nigger
>doesnt wash hands

>>10390385
My boyfriend was piss shy for the first year or so, wasnt with me either like if he had to go piss behind a tree and the boys are drinking by the fire, he couldnt piss lmao like physically could not. If its someone using the urnal next to him you can forget it.

>>10369721
tl;dr cheated on wife with a negress

>>10369349
Inner labia = cheating

>>10383342
More like ride the cock carrousel until you hit the wall and nobody wants you or you end up a single mother raising little Tyrone jr. with no child support.

>>10415069
He's gay. I've pissed on every girl I've ever showered with.

>>10393087
http://hqporner.com/hdporn/80996-Hard_anal_sex_for_young_Chloe_Foster.html

>>10369399
Nuru shit always gets me diamonds

>>10369570
Definitely cheating lol