REKT

>>10368200
fuck guys

Why is there no fucking sound?

>>10368278
story???

>>10368345
idk but it shows a man evading the police, which i believe suggests that he was breaking the law in some way.

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>>10368345
They thought he wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
That's why they didn't unbuckle him after pulling him out. It's for evidence that this seat belt is nearly invisibile and the officers in charge where not acting wrongly.

>>10368280
Blacks fighting with honour as per...

>>10368283
>letting your small child watch this

what the fuck

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>>10368402
Thought the same.

>>10368402
Snake owners are usually skinnyfat autists, their kids are raised on a diet of cheetos and social exclusion so watching a rat die is probably not all that damaging to them

>>10368413
That's some big ass rat, son

>>10368418
*pig, sorry

>>10368281
Oh fuck no!

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>>10368402
Roles kind of changed, lul
The failed parenting is still there tho

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K goes to war

>>10368436
I would like to be in his platoon

>>10368436
based kurds

>>10368402
>Nature is bad

>>10368391
You can't expect an animal to fight with honour.

>>10368200
No sympathy for the guy on the bike at all, why the christ was he going that fast.

>>10368481
Murder is traumatic, irregardless

>>10368555
>murder
>animals

>>10368364
u still believe in Santa & the tooth fairy too?

>>10368436
Va-/k/-tion.

>>10368291
did you turn your speakers on?

>>10368200
The guy on the bike kinda looks like Spiderman as he flies through the air.

>>10368285
is he dead?

>>10368624
nah man, better shot him in the head to be sure

>>10368285
overkill

>>10368481
>Nature is bad

>Snake lives in a display box where people feed it live animals for others' entertainment
>Nature

>>10368200
Who was in the wrong here? The biker was riding too fast, but by the look of it the cat that the bike rode into, the lane they were on was not meant to be open, right?

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>>10368624
I think he dieded
>>10368481
Think before you write.
>>10368570
http://handbeezy.com/media/videos/son2anypH.webm
A living creature struggling for its life and screaming in fear is pretty traumatic. Imagine if the deer was still alive and they went over to see it in its fight for a life. She'd be having nightmares for next 3 years at least.

http://handbeezy.com/media/videos/rkAifTXRl.webm

>Get played like a fiddle

>>10368668
http://handbeezy.com/son2anypH/
Forgot the vid with the deer

>>10368278
>stuck in the seat belt
>1 cop trying to pull him out by the wrist, probably ended up dislocating nogs shoulder
>other 2 cops trying to pin him
US police force at it again

>>10368283
how much force would a constrictor like that exert by squeezing? if something like that wrapped around your arm could it completely cut off the blood flow to your arm? also did it crush the bigs chest or something or just choke it out?

>>10368671
>http://handbeezy.com/son2anypH/

that girl is gonna be super hot one day

>>10368281
What? A centipede eating.....something is rekt now?

>>10368422
fucking based kid just whacks it over the head lmao, did the same around 5 with a grown chicken and a plastic golf club on one of those tourist hotel farms

>>10368406
yo props to dragon born. i love seeing a group of people picking on someone get fucked up

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>>10368676
The pig suffocated.
>>10368677
Dafuq is your problem
>>10368555
>Think before you write.

Holy shit I can't even quote correctly today.

>>10368686
fucking godly shot

>>10368656
someone thats not an absolute autist in this thread

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>>10368689

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>>10368698
I really spend too much time in WSG. I don't have any gore

>>10368700
I bet that guy has wet dreams about cumshots that big.

>>10368700
God tier file name

>>10368422
Jebem ti nebo Ivana

>>10368280
0:13 low key copping a feel

>>10368723
Bem ti zoru

>>10368406
EQUALITYYYYYYYYY

>>10368736
>a serial killer in the making

>>10368736
he was a fighter

>>10368667
The biker had right of way, yes. Car should have waited for it t pass before turning. But as you say the biker was speeding. I think overall though the car was in the wrong -- even if someone is speeding you can't drive across their lane unless they are out of the way.

>>10368736
ALLU ARKBARRR

>>10368392
>a broken-down elevator is news

>>10368422
Did it died

>>10368276
white people

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>Why can't I stop being a mess. Start working towards being the guy I always wanted to be? Start being human again? Stop being a whining little pussy? :-/

>>10368555
Your fucking grammar is the only thing that's fucking traumatic.

>>10368200
he wasn't speeding by much at all. watch it again. he probably just didn't slow down at all compared to the other cars who were just stopped.

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>>10368839
You what nigger? Just because it requires a 2nd grade education to figure out how it works doesn't mean its a white people thing.

>>10368285
> Meanwhile in Murica

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>>10368577
Do you? You are the one listening to the jew shills telling you that your police are always in the wrong.

>>10368200
That rainbow at the left

>>10368676
Everytime the pig squeels, it exhales. When it exhales, the snake just keeps squeezing around its chest until it can't even breathe in anymore.

>>10368906
Think he was schizophrenic and thought the fbi planted a camera in his eye or something

>>10368674
dislocated shoulder? the man has a bullet in his head, i don't think his shoulder is bothering him.

>>10368278
>STOP RESISTING STOP RESISTING
>I aint offasir i swer
>STOP RESISTING YOU FUCKING NIGGER STOP RESISTING
>I swer I aint it da seetbilt I swer
>SUSPECT HAS A GREYISH OBJECT ATTACHED TO THEIR WAIST PLEASE ADVISE SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED
>wai u keel heem he dindu nuffin

>>10368402
sociopaths, nothing new or weird

>>10368285
STOP RESISTING STOP RESISTING

>>10368736
MOAR!

>>10368926
thought they managed not to shoot him?

>>10368859
>same polls that said clinton has 99.9% chance ow winning

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>>10368906
It's a rekt thread. Not gore masochism.
>>10368918
Think his eye is dead and he doesn't give a fuck. Prolly on some painkillers.

>classic

>>10368406
>grabs shirt collar
>gets dragged into the person's elbow as he goes to punch one of her friends
>Knocked the fuck out

>>10368941
women logic, better grab onto a 4 ton forklift being lifted off the ground, I'm sure you'll be able to pull it back down again
>no one of importance lost

>>10368949
It's a news reporter.
>>10368928
Why do both of you faggots try to get a discussion here? Fuck off to pol

>>10368422
Found the serial killer.

>>10368736
Using the backside of the knife blade..

>>10368200
nice

>>10368676
yeah easily.

my lil bro had a pet snake smaller than that one and when it was tiny (like small enough to wrap around your hand) if it got scared and constricted, it hurt your hand.

when that cunt was over 3 metres long, it was kinda scary to have it on you, because if it went for it, you'd have to cut its fucking head off to have any chance

>>10368971
What if you just grabbed it by the head and unwrapped it faster than it could wrap itself around you?

>>10368957
>shitposting
>discussion
My negro you must be new.

>>10368963
I still feel like the guy in white baited him into death.

>You know what I really like? The feeling of the drum
Ye I kind of understand what you mean
>It kind of gets better the higher you place your hand

>>10368976
Those fuckers are strong. Real strong. It's like having a piece of rebar wrap itself around you.

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>>10368978
Because I call them out? Wut

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>>10368985
Call them out on what exactly? Not meeting your standards of a post? Nignog you are definatly new if you think people life up to a standard on the 4chins

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>>10368996
I just try to get my hand busy.

>>10368963
omg

>>10369005
did he survive?

>>10368676
I've kept snakes most of my life, including a 12' Burmese python and a 14' Reticulated python. To answer your question, if a snake of that size wrapped around your arm or waist, it would feel tight but not something you couldn't overcome and unwrap. Of course, having control of the head makes a difference.Around your face or neck, it would be a lot harder. I've had an 8' Boa (not all that huge, really) wrap around my neck and it was difficult to grab and unwind.

In a life-or-death where you didn't mind hurting the snake, I could say confidently that I could overcome the sizes I've dealt with mentioned above unless I got struck in the face. Pythons, even the largest, might occasionally take very large prey, but it isn't their habit. Humans have arms and can exert some pretty good leverage against a constriction if needed. Overall, though, unless you're raising huge pythons or working in a Burmese rice paddy, you'll never encounter the situation.

Disregard all of the above for African Rock Pythons. Like everything from Africa, they're vicious fucks, aggressive, strong, and nasty.

>>10368542
Speed isnt even the issue here. The car just plain old didn't see him because he was hiding behind the car. Hes not evn going that fast. Maybe just a wee little bit faster than the car in front of him.

This is why when you ride a bike you have to make sure people crossing intersections can see you.

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>>10369009
No, sorry.
>Same for this.
>>10368996
That's adorable btw.

>>10369015
>No, sorry
why apologise lmao

>>10368203
oh god! how many kilograms of c4 or tnt.....

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>>10369005
Nigga you can't create a discussion by berating people into it. Especially on a place where ignoring your shitposts are easy as they are.

>>10369013
Nothing a big fuckoff machete can't handle. Or a grenade. It's my lifelong dream to blow up at least 100 large snakes and 100 crocodiles and/or alligators. Why? Fuck them. It's MY food chain, bitch.

I'll need more grenades, though. One can never have too many.

>>10369013
>Google african rock python
>comes up with images of dead tigers, goats, alligators
jesus christ, would your only option out just be to cut its head off and keep cutting at the body as much as you c an?

>>10368963
is he ok?

>>10369009
He lived to tell the tale (or to post it on FB)...
copypasta since I can't link FB... (or Google Jeb Corliss Table Mountain crash)
>I was asked in a base jumping forum what happened. This was my response.
>Well the answer is very simple. I was flying to close and messed up :) I was going for a black balloon that was basically laying on the rocks and was going to try and kick it with my foot. In order to do this I had to fly low and flat between boulders. My left foot clipped a boulder that dragged me into a flat ledge that I took at the waist at full speed. If I had not clipped that boulder I might have made it, I might have still impacted. It's very hard to tell from the footage. Everything happens very fast. But when you go for a flight where inches are the difference between making it and not making it well impact is very possible. I knew this and took the risk and paid the price for pushing way to hard. I take full responsibility for my actions and am just happy I still have legs to do rehab on.
>This is not my first time getting hurt and it will not be my last. I push it, always have and always will. One day I will die and I just hope that when I do, it will be doing something I truly love...
>Jeb
>P.S. I want to thank everyone for their support. 99% of you have been very very nice to me :) For the other 1% I agree with you 100%, I am a total dumb ass :) I am human and humans make mistakes. I am sorry for what ever inconvenience I have caused anyone...
Extended video (with Jeb's perspective)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEFCQRwj28w

>>10369028
>when your parachute fails and you get a bad case of constipation

>>10369013
how much PSI could an african rock python exert with its squeeze do you know? Tried googling it but came up empty handed

>>10368963
"Alright, Cheng, now the key here is to make sure the rollers are smooth by runnin' yer hand along em'."
"Like this?"
"Exactly, now just make sure ya don't stick yer goddamn hand in between the both of em-HOLY SHIT!"

can someone post the webm that you can see dead arab from 9/11? when the crane fall down on them

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>>10369032
I'd say grab it's head and try to rip it apart. As for all other dangerous animals, when your only option is to fight go for the nose.

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>>10369043
Oh really? I was certain he died.

>>10368406
haha this never fails to amuse me

>>10368392
Haha what a savage!

>>10368402
Well, it's a natural thing. It's not like they are skinning it alive like sociopathsome do. Do you think taking your kid hunting is bad too?

>>10368887

white people getting butthurt easily,,,,

>>10368952
>Think his eye is dead and he doesn't give a fuck. Prolly on some painkillers.

I dont' think your eyeball has any significant amount of nerve endings so it shouldn't hurt much if you pick on your eye from the front end.

But hey, what do I know, right?

>>10369180
Dunno getting something stuck in my eye usually hurts. Since he has no problem picking away at his tearing eye I assume he doesn't feel it.

>>10369193
Its the skin layer that aches, not the eyeball.

PS
Just tried touching my eyeball from the white part and can confirm from my experience: your eyeball doesn't feel it if you graze it slightly with your finger. Feels slimy but thats about it

>>10368723
Sve mu jebem lebovo

>>10369193
Like I said, he was a schizo and was in one of those states where what he thought overwrote shit like that type of pain

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>>10369175
I'm Maori, But sure.

>>10368752
'bem ti roditelja

>>10369207
You are right, choroid and retina are incapable of transmitting physical pain. Thanks for your knowledge and self experiment.
Inb4 some anon gonna upload a second video of that sort soon because of us :p

>>10369237
>Maori
>Moana came out some weeks ago
>This board is by and for whites

You are the whitest kid I know

>>10368542
The motorcyclist had the right of way. It doesn't look like he was speeding, but even if he was, the car made a left hand turn in front of him in clear violation of right of way.

Unfortunately, this is exactly how most motorcycle deaths occur. This exact scenario. And when it happens suddenly, because the motorcyclist has no clue that the driver is about to turn in front of him, the outcome is usually the same if the speed is anything over 30 mph - death for the motorcyclist.

I spent time as a road cop. Patrol for a mid-size municipality. We'd secure the scene, call the ambulance and highway patrol. I actually earned some respect for bikers on that job, and realized that probably 90% of crashes are NOT their fault, and nearly every one of the remaining 10% is some inexperienced young kid on a crotch rocket being stupid. As one guy told me, "don't matter whose fault it is when you're dead."

>>10369193
What it usually is hurting is the eyelid which is extremely sensitive. Remember when you got something in the front section of your eye and you blinked?
It usually hurts the inside of the eyelid

>>10369291
u blind m8? he was totally going faster than the car in front of him regardless of who's in the wrong

>>10369024
What the fuck is going on

>>10368887

lol calm down. jesus whites on 4chan sperg out over everything

>>10368839

^stupid people

>>10368979
Topkek

>>10369307
>I'm going to ignore all rules of the road and point out something that has been pointed out numerous times before

You've never driven a car, have you?

>>10369307
Are you sure? Put it in slow motion and measure the distance motorcylce -> car.
I know it seems kind of strange because they drive on different lanes but I feel like they have the same velocity.
The cyclist was not overlooked, end of discussion.

>>10369271
You don't know shit boy.

Nigger just because something is made for one race doesn't mean others can't make better use of it.

Take white women for example, they were made for white men. But quite clearly they prefer to be used by real men. Black men.
You know the ones right? The ones with the BBC your could never compete with?

You may have made this board white boi. But it is everyones playground now. We do what we want here and all you can do is get mad.

>>10369357
>Glorified nigger trying to talk shit

>>10369356
Fuck. I changed it from not seen -> overlooked and forgot deleting the not.
>The cyclist was overlooked, end of discussion.

Which still might be true if we imply an accident on purpose which is full retard.

>>10368839
Yep. White people. But you see, my friend, this is why Africa had humans for hundreds of thousands of years who never invented any weapon beyond a pointy stick, never invented the wheel, never developed a written language, and only a few tribes even learned to reliably start a fire. Negroes have never demonstrated any natural curiosity or problem solving ability.

>>10368481
>Going out and buying an actual piglet (or any small inappropriate pet)
>Stuffing it into a small box with a predator so you can watch with autistic amusement
>"Nature"

>>10369366
Not really it's just a white shitposter.

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>>10369317
Nigger do you even read?
>>10369175
>>10369237

>>10369371
Bullshit, negros are the most ancient jews. It was their plan to undermine society as soon as they were to be integrated all along. Get your facts straight.

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>>10369366
Telling it how it is pig boy.

Why don't you go back to sqeeling away at your keyboard.

>>10368676
>if something like that wrapped around your arm could it completely cut off the blood flow to your arm?
nigger you can cut off the blood flow to your arm with a rubber band. It's called a tourniquet and they use it to start IVs.

A constrictor snake could not only cut off circulation to your arm, he could break the bones in your arm.

>>10368517
>>10368391
lmao have any of you been in a fight before. it isn't anime

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>>10369404
>>10369404

hey guys, guess what?

I'm Asian

>>10369024
What the fuck kind of resuscitation technique is that?

Negroes don't seem to understand emergency responder stuff. "Quick, Jamal, give Mfume a handjob! If anything will get his black ass up, that will!"

Meanwhile, they've done everything as wrong as possible if the dude had a neck or head injury. Like, you couldn't fuck up assistance any worse.

>>10368839
good attempt at a facebook joke. things are different around here though.

>>10368895
Lrn2kick

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>>10369423
>>10369024
That's the most daring cpr I have ever seen.

>>10369452
what the fuck even happened in this clip

>>10368859
Yeah, those polls. How's that smartass CNN journalista look now?

Even though the guy looks like an idiot in the (edited and satellite delay-ridden) clip, hindsight is 20-20. He doesn't give a shit about the polls. She thinks polls are gospel. Turns out, enough money was spent on polls to probably feed the homeless on the east coast for a decade, and yet they were completely wrong. How about that.

>>10369021
It was probably a large caliber mortar or artillery shell. That's what they generally use for that stuff.

>>10368406
nigger ramen for breakfast?

>>10369498
Drunken guy was properly cuffed, tries to set the backseat on fire.
Police officer crashes the car and causes it to spin.
Drunk guy tries to run away and gets caught again the same day
>nobody was severly injured, the driver was stuck tho

>>10368952
>It's a rekt thread. Not gore masochism
It's not the same thing?

>>10368436
god this guy sounds like such an autistic faggot, I mean fuck ISIS and all but jesus its not call of poopy, fuckin sperg with his autistic whooping

>>10368203
what overkill

>>10369499
She is a fucking reporter it's her job to quote sources and that guy being interviewed is a retard and you are not doing a better job yourself at not looking like a mongloid.

>>10369516
Yup, why do you think there are never penis dismemberment videos in rekt threads? O.o

>>10369307
Am I blind? There isn't a car in front of him. There's a car in a different lane, if that's what you mean. That car is in the right hand lane, which here in the US is the "slow lane" - faster traffic keeps left, which is where the motorcyclist was. At any rate, he doesn't appear to be going any faster than traffic across the street going in the opposite direction. Regardless of if he was going faster, my point is that someone making a left hand turn does NOT have the right of way - they have to make sure it's clear before proceeding. The car obviously didn't, and the accident is the car's fault regardless of whether the motorcyclist happened to be speeding, which is by no means clearly the case.

>>10369512
was the crash a result of the driver noticing him trying to burn the car or just purely coincidental?

>>10368674
yeah don't say anything about the fucking pistol under his seat...

>>10368422
Majku tom ditetu u pičku jebem!

>>10369388
Things that have never happened for $200, Alex...

>>10369527
>It's her job to quote sources
so you're agreeing that she was doing an awful job, because she certainly wasn't fucking quoting any sources. Here's an analogy:

>Why is the sky blue
>because it is

Do you see why she also looked like an idiot now?

>>10369174
No but hopefully if you're doing hunting right there isn't a shit load of stress and animal screaming either.

>>10369527
Then it must really burn your ass when the mongoloid's position is actually the correct one, despite your sense of superiority and faith in failed techniques on which the media continues to rely.

>>10369009
He lived, but it fucked him good

>>10369174
you would take your small kids hunting too? no wonder why white kids shoot up public schools

>>10369544
It was coincidental, IIRC.

>>10369024
Niggers believe getting an erection will increase your bloodflow and that increased bloodflow will wake you up.
So handjob CPR is a nigger thing.

>>10369522
Why don't you go out there then? oh wait your at home behind a screen...

>>10369609
>Implying everyone here is on a pc
>Implying everyone here is at home
>Implying if you're out in afghanistan or such you're awake and occupied 24 hours of the day

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>>10369571
>>10369563
>You guys attempting to get your first kiss.

>>10369357
>Take white women for example, they were made for white men. But quite clearly they prefer to be used by real men. Black men.
>You know the ones right? The ones with the BBC your could never compete with?


There's trash in every race. Whites fucking niggers is just scraping the bottom of the bucket.

>>10369549
It's not about a pistol or the nigger it's the fact that those officers are a joke. You fokken dumb?

>>10369616
>I have no counter-argument so I need to resort to offending you haHAA
sure does suck being mentally deficient

>>10368422
Umirem

>rekt thread
>no isis

Today was a good day.

>>10368402
Imho its good for children to be taught about nature. As long as the parents explain what is happening and it has an educational purpose, i don't really see the problem in kids seeing one animal eat another.

In my kindergarten (a nature-kindergarten, where the kids play outside in the forest, fields, etc.), we had chickens and geese and we helped collect eggs and a few times also helped slaughter them, remove the feathers and make delicious chicken soup. Very educational for me and my 4-6 year old friends back then :-)

>>10369642
Never argue with stupid people, they will dodge and deliver something else for you to counter whenever you deliver a blow.
- Me.

>>10369663
kek, pretty much.

>>10368677
Probably
>>10368671
So cute. I wonder why no ones commenting on this or has everyone seen it done to death?

>>10368391
>Honor
Nigga, it's a fight, not an old-timey duel, you hurt the other guy and try not to get hurt yourself, that's all there is to it.

>>10369615
now who's the autistic sperg fag? lol rekt

>>10368462
based kurds back at it again

>>10368887
>spends all day calling black people nigger
>gets offended when someone says "white people"

typical white fragility kek

>>10368436
is this PissPigGranddad

>>10369708
Why are there so many retarded bikers?

>>10369668
Is stop drop and roll a meme or people literally just don't do it?

>>10369728
Gotta be retarded to get on a deathcycle to begin with.

>>10369752
Good to confirm the whole Asians driving thing extends to Korea.

>>10368276
how much adderal would be required?

>>10369752
Can anyone translate?

>>10368364
>idk but it shows a man [with brown skin], which i believe suggests that he was breaking the law in some way.

FTFY

>>10369237
Just an exotic nigger

>>10369026
Fascinated to know what trickery this is

>>10369560
Ignorant fuck, he's right, watch more Discovery Channel

>>10368270
This one always make me laugh. Fucking niggers, man.

>>10369738
I have no fucking idea. I still don't know how some adults struggle with jars when you just can get a spoon and lever it open without even damaging the lid.

>>10369688
Hey Chris, Torin, get off the internet, you have work to do.

>>10368276
The only rekt about this is the clean up

>>10368667

When all lights are green, vehicles turning must yield to straightaway traffic until cleared, then you can turn.

Car was in the wrong as he failed to yield.

But it doesn't matter, the bike was totaled and likely the driver was killed.

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>>10369028
Holy shit that's fucking traumatising as fuck. Just listening to his anguish....
>>10369050
Thanks for helping me get over my trauma

>>10369688
She is using a branch as a weapon.
When confronted about it she drops it before picking it up again to use it.
It's fucking unfair and it has to do with honour.
Her action is completly despicable

>>10368542
you really don't know shit you retarded fuck

>>10369126
What's the song?

>>10369668
>KKK moving up a notch in burning things

>>10369819
>ohh come on
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sail+song

>>10369499
Jesus you are stupid. The fact is this guy is a first-schooler level of stupid. The strategy of his entire argument is based in republican anti-intellectualism, just like Trump. He knows he can just say "WHO WHO WHO WHO" and his audience will eat it up like the mentally retarded 5 year olds they are because as long as he is aggressive they think he's winning the fight.

Yes, those polls were wrong, but he could have just FUCKING SAID THEY ARE. Instead, he just stares at her and repeats one line like an autistic with a fork in a light socket.

>>10369720
Did he die? please tell me he died. Who the fuck would even allow someone so close to the track?

>>10368736
There's something about animal killing that always gets to me. Not a fag, but something about their inability to fight back disturbs me.

>>10369768
>How the fuck does this thing work
>maybe if I press this pedal
>Oh shit
>well that was eventful
>lets try again
>oh shit the same thing happened

>>10368385
I MADE
A GAEM
WITH
ZOOOOOMMMMMBBBBIIIIIIEEEEESSSS
IN IT!

OHYEAHHHHHHHH!

>>10369770
At least he got some range of motion on the last one.

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>>10369616
Say aye if you've ever been slapped by a girl and deserved it? Aye, stings like a mutha

>>10369767
>He's go' a shank on 'im!
what part of shittain do you need to come from where a screwdrivers main purpose is as a shank?
also how the fuck did the dude manage to get his pants stuck in his car door

>>10369811
>I never signed up for this first lady bullshit, I just wanted to marry rich. I should have listened to babushka.

>>10368283
I heared childs? O_O what kind of mofo shows that to his children?

>>10369854
When people are gripping a screwdriver like that and threatening people with it I'm pretty sure it'd count as a shank then.

>>10369830
I'd like to see a statistic about people that attend a survey. Like: How many of those people are conservative. Imagine if it's the minority. Aren't conservatives less likely to open up to strangers and new technology? I mean they are fucking called that way.
I made a lot of posts for Trump btw. Just because I wanted your jewish jin yang politics factory to change again. As I wanted it to after the next 4 years.
You claim a lot of polls being fake, declare the whole medial sector as falsehood including whatever thousands of companies they may be which a scattered across whatever the fuck amount of states there are in the US.

Thank you for your attention.

>>10368963
I wish this had audio. I always wonder just how loud the sound of his skeleton being crushed is.

>>10369854
It's pretty reasonable to refer to an object currently being used as a shank as a shank, regardless of it's intended purpose.

All of Britain sucks though, glad I moved. It has all the shittiness of Ireland or Scotland, but none of the charm.

>>10368686
>http://handbeezy.com/son2anypH/
I tossed a water balloon out of a T-top Firebird at a guy I played basketball with as we drove through the park soaking people. I missed him and hit a woman standing nearby. The water balloon didn't break for some fucking reason, and it slapped her perfectly in the side of her ear. It broke her eardrum. She lost all hearing in that ear permanently. That was around years ago, and I still think about it.

>>10368391
they're both hispanic you tard

>>10368758
This.

>>10369885
are there as many pollacks in Britain as there are in Ireland or is there a different type of infestation?

>>10368385
Whats this

>>10369015
That guy who busted his ass, you can see either blood or shit all over his ass before he sits down

>>10369038
yeah hes fine. just a broken finger and a few bruises.

>>10369854
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shank

>>10368200
He wasn't going unreasonably fast and that other car took the turn without ensuring that the way was clear. Even if it was yellow and both drivers were rushing to get through the intersection, the car is still in the wrong because he needs to yield in both situations.
Turning car's fault cause the bike had the right of way.

>>10369616
>man tried to get some affection
>woman retaliates violently
She's most likely a child abuser too

>>10369851
>top 10 saddest anime betrayals

>>10369864
There is a priest talking. You are not supposed to look happy. She is doing everything right and did a good job there as a representative.
People took it out of context especially those left wing tumblr mindnuts.
>>10369878
I am this guy btw. And I should have proofread this post more carefully.

>>10368200
beautiple rainbow

>>10369878
I have no idea what you are trying to say. I'm a jew jin yang? I claimed polls are wrong? You are making a point about republicans not taking polls?

What am I supposed to address?

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>>10369864
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/books/what-to-read/japan-loves-barron-trump-much-become-manga-star/
She's not the only one affected. Here's a new up and coming manga about Barron Trump called
"My loud, annoying dad is president, so the quiet unassuming life I wanted is completely over"

>>10368686
wish it was piss

>>10368681
It a Lizard, you can watch the whole videos at youtube

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>>10369829
I thought I'd get this. I know I've heard it a million times. But in an attempt to act like a normie I'm trying to pick up listening to music

>>10369720
100% deserved it. Hope his arm was ripped off for being so fucking stupid.

>>10368952
Song name?

>>10368976
>>10368981
And slippery, you'd need to be a porcupine to fight it off from you.

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>>10369897
Riot police.

>>10369869
Get off this site.

>>10369839
I'd rather see humans get rekt instead

>>10369028
walk it off buddy, walk it off

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>>10368859
Why you do dis?

>>10369922
They are some youtube spastics trying to get some attention and love at the same time. What they don't understand is that the pranks done by their idols are fake as fuck. Well deserved slap.

>>10368270
KILL THE NIGGER

>>10369787
Right? see how his home boy didn't jump in like a bitch ass nigger.

>>10368839
Hahah look at all these cute white people getting offended over 2 words

>>10369026
premium kek

>>10369946
i bet you do you sick fuck

>>10369943
I compared the American government (Democratic + Republic) with Yin & Yang and tried making it clear that it is an abomination. I was pretty sure you meant that the polls were fake, which isn't proven and the interview was before Trump was elected. Also saying the interviewed guy simply should have lied about his knowledge about the polls instead of trying to ignore them isn't clever, at all.

Is it clear now or do I need to draw a fucking picture?

>>10370024
>sick fuck

This.

>>10369839
I still get uncomfortable about dogs and cats being killed. But mice are pests man, you gotta kill the fuckers somehow. No different form pouring boiling water on those rat cage traps. This guy just had some fun doing it though.

>>10369998
I love how there's a little note on the wall that says "Nothing is not your job" which is only funny because pest control could never be that guys job.

>>10369738
or not be a pussy like you

>>10369908
are u fucking retarder shitty tripfag, thats the dirt from the slide

>>10368200

He didn't fly so good...

>>10369839
this

I don't like seeing animals get killed, but humans are another story

>>10369958
kek

>>10369731
Idiots didn't think that this shit would happen

>>10368700
The depths of stupidity continues to surprise me.
Does fag with flag not realize how powerful that hose is? That spraying it over his head is a warning? That maybe a crowd control vehicle can do exactly that? - The onlookers faces as if the fag with flag being defiant and getting knocked down after fair warn was 'shocking'

>>10368270
Hey that AZ I can swear I been here before

>>10369452
nice, he managed to escape

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>>10369015
American, reporting. And they say we're stupid.

>>10369708
lmao he ended up inside the car

>>10369720
>Guy passes by
GET OUT THATS DANGEROUS AS HELL!
>Oh I know ;D smile.
>Gets fucking landed on and most likley burnt to shit by piping hot engine motor.
Lesson learned the hard way.

>>10370010
That's actually respectable imo.

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>>10369968

>>10369616
I would not let a guy with no nose kiss me, either.

>>10369752
women drivers

>>10369652
did it dieded of nerve gas?

>>10369887

That kid is going to have daddy issues.

>>10370041
Nope

>>10369021
By the lack of a cloud and depth.
2 to 4 120mm mortars on a command wire

>>10370044
>>10369981
I should rephrase - animals being killed is fine but it should be a quick and merciful death.

>>10368941
well
that's why women shouldn't be in construction

>>10368278
yes yes, nigger woman, go to the gun scene with your baby!

>>10369775

He, he, he, he, he, she and she didn't fly so good.

>>10368888
Hell yeah baby, you best believe! We all walk down the street with guns strapped to our waists, shooting anyone that looks at us wrong. You better never come here! It's actually awful. Please, don't even come here. Seriously, we don't want you. Stop trying!

>>10368941
She landed perfectly to roll as fast as she could and get out of harms way, even god gave her that split second, if she just rolled away from that tire, she would have been fine.
But instead, she tucks herself under it even more, then covers her face during that one moment of "you better move, this is the last chance you get" and hopes she dosent die.

>>10369819
Sail by AWOLNATION

>>10368963
My first day in an autoplant the trainer taught me what he called Safety rule #1-
"Assume every machine fucking hates you and wants you to fucking die. Pretend they are all constantly plotting to kill you in strange, devious ways and you might not ruin a batch of springs with your brains and liver getting smeared on the gears."

>>10370099

"So still think taking that turn was a GOOD IDEA!?"

>>10369615
Nigga, you're typing on fucking 4chan.
Just stop, you're embarassing yourself

>>10369175
>>10369317
>>10369716


Baited so hard, you guys are fucking morons. Your bait, turned against you. You really are niggers, it's a fact now.

>>10368963
Mr. Chang's cap has been added to your inventory

Why is it legal to watch these vids?

>>10370178
So how's life been to you? I'm sure dealing with the high level of autism that you're at must be hard. Do you genuinely think 4chan is only pc accessible?

>>10369688

People abide by a social contract. Even in fights. Meaning there's certain things we don't do as we the other person not to do it themselves.

>Not hitting someone after they're down
>Not using weapons
>No gouging eyes or biting throats

This variates between different situations and times. But the major unbroken and unspoken rule of street fighting is always.
>YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING, I DON'T DO IT EITHER.

This minimises harm. The black girl put down the branch falsely assuring her opponent that no weapons would be used. Then picked it up again when she left her opponent defenceless. It's scummy.

If everyone disregarded this every fight would essentially be a fight to the death.

>>10368887
He made a fucking joke. Are you really this sensitive?

You're a shame for the white race, kill yourself

>>10370112

No. He just didn't fly so good.

>>10369735
Watching this happen to afghan children made route clearance great

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>>10370190
>Why is it legal to watch these vids?

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>>10369785
>>10369026

The table is sideways. Everything you see on the table is bolted down to the table

>>10369708
The girl ended up inside the SUV

>>10369939
Fucking sandniggers

>>10369851
whats the source of this? fucking hilarious

>>10370200
I don't understand some of these though, maybe because I don't get in petty street fights, but personally I'd go for eye gouging if it was in a fight with someone I strongly disliked, why should I care about street fight morals if it's someone I dislike, disregarding law repercussion? also disregarding apes jumping on me, they'd do it anyway at the sign of their boy jamal losing a fight.

>>10369735
FACE PLANT !

>>10369851
>.webm (3.25 MB, 320x240)-[Close]
Hahaha, i dont know this game but this seems funny. what is that?

>>10369939
What a bunch of fucking idiots. The guy was dead anyway, should've just ended his misery, especially since he was the one in a lion enclosure so there's probably also a Darwin award on the line. But no, gotta waste a good lion too. Fucking humans.

>>10370248
Rust, sounds like an older version of it (Vanilla rust?) because since they've removed researching

>>10370248
The game is shit. The community consists of /b/tards and there is nothing to do so everyone just shoots each other.
It's just YouTubers making a game look great, this time SovietWomble
>>10370240

>>10370200
This may apply to fights with people you know, or extended family, or even small town situation, that's about it senpai. You get in a fight with some other stupid fucker looking for a fight, and you have to have the mindset that this guy plans to hurt you any way he can, and seriously if you think they have a weapon or are likely to have friends jump you, or do anything you can't avoid by fighting dirty yourself... RUN

>>10370263
yeah i figured the game was shit but i love watching trolling like this

>>10369770
damn nerve gas

>>10369851
THE BETRAYAL

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>>10370264
No.
>>10370200
100% right

>>10368952
Whats the name of the song?

>>10369939
Look I have empathy for death or suffering. But if you're going to live dangerously hoping nothing happens, don't expect pity when it catches up to you.

>>10370206
>Implying that wasn't a joking post

>>10370269
>>10370285
>>10370112
>>10369965
>>10370231
>Samefag detected

>>10368668
AYYYYYYYYY fucking hilarous

>>10369999
Checkt
Also, I totally agree

>>10370105
Dude I wish I had T H I C C hide like that mongoose

>>10368422

Ima jedna Ivana koja je meni slomila srce kako je ova Ivana slomila piletu kičmu.

>>10368200
The biker was driving way too fast if you use the cars in the opposing lanes as reference.
I'm an ex-motorcyclist and always went as slow as I safely could through intersections for this reason. You can see and react to almost any accident if you're cautious. This guy was not.

>>10369767
That will learn the fucking retard, hope he got hurt!

>>10370194
I never said that neither did the other anon.
Screen =/= Computer, Is It so hard to understand?
What I meant is that you're not a soldier fighting in fucking iraq, you're a sperg in a fucking autistic site watching meme videos.

>>10369970
>Columbian
T R I G G E R E D

>>10370316
>Bikers fault car cut right in front of him in an intersection where bike had clear right of way

The bike was matching the speed of the suv in the second lane right up to the point the bike seems to accelerate to avoid the collision - that is after the car began entering his lane.
You're literally saying criminals never shoot anybody, innocent victims just keep jumping in front of bullets, and it's clearly their fault because you always jump slightly slower.
Saying you would have done things differently doesn't change a thing.

>>10370342
Yes but his implication assumed that everyone here is sitting dandy in their home on their computer. Whether I am or not isn't the point. Obviously you won't have a soldier sitting on 4chan on his phone in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere afghanistan while they're trading fire but it doesn't rule out them not going on 4chan when/if they go back to their encampment, or before he goes to sleep.

>>10369939
Nerve gas

>>10369752
>HELLO I'M HERE FOR THE JOB INTERVIEW

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>>10370316
>>10368200
>>10368667
>>10368542
To end this discussion once and for all.
>>10369938
>>10368899
Indeed beautiful.

>>10370040
yeah kek i bet youre too much of a pussy to throw yourself off a cliff kek what a retarded pussy you are

>>10370427
What was the point of this exactly? I don't understand what exactly it is you're trying to point out
>motorbike hits car
we know this