Cumsharking

>>10330403
This one made me lol

This can't be a popular thing

>>10330534

Of course its not popular anon... the cumster leaves dna evidence all over the victim and they are caught.

Nothing surprising when you think about the logistics.

>>10330568
kek.

>>10330568

This is from China, unless in big cities or high end districts otherwise cops are not going to do shit for small crime like this. Victim is not likely to report this as well.

I need more of this

I'm wondering how these women can't detect a guy that close to them. I don't know about anyone else but I can sense pretty easily when someone is in my personal space.

>>10330568
>0
The cops don't have a DNA database you idiot.
This is not popular because it's fucking weird.
Funny to watch but you have to be fucking crazy.

does anyone have the one of the asian girl sleeping in a library? a dude nuts on her face and shows her waking up with cum everywhere

>>10333132
>The cops don't have a DNA database you idiot.

The fuck, why would they not? That's singlehandedly the easiest way to solve any crime

This is the most nigger tier shit ever.

>>10333949
Have you ever volunteered your DNA to the state for a database? They match the DNA to a known suspect. They cant just check every citizen in a country.

>>10333953
cops have database of DNA in US, but only for people that were convicted of crimes, or even arrested i believe. forensics class knowledge my man.

It's always the same videos. Any OC?

this man takes the words stealthy in a new level lol

If...IF I am going to do something that will get me charged with sexual assault if caught, it isn't going to be jerking off

>>10334131
Only felonies.

>>10330399
lol seriously how do you not know that there's some random guy next to you blowing a load on you

>>10333132
I'n united States they can issue an arrest warrant for the DNA profile and the warrant will stand until they find a match that way no statute of limitations

>throw somebody else's cum on a girl
>dnafags face when

>>10330568
so just use someone elses cum
retard

>>10330399
Seeing someone do this in real life would be grounds for justifiable homicide based on extreme emotional disturbance. I hope the faggots and betas out there that see this staged shit keep that in mind before acting out in the 3d world.

>>10335117
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>>10335179
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>>10335211
nice. you got more?

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>>10335221
Yes lol

>>10335223
nice post them please. just started building my collection

>>10335179
fuck, this is in our capital, I know the tags from the guy MARAK in buses and trams

>>10335223
toto robiš v Bratislave? top kek

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>>10335231
Oh shit

>>10335179
lawl, I exactly know where is this
>>10335234

>>10330534
oooo... but it can. :-( you must be new here.

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>>10335247
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffft, 100% caught

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>>10330399
And feminist complain about men spraying...

How do motherfuckers reach a level of social unawareness and shamelessness to do some shit like this lol. These motherfuckers must have literally zero networking and nothing to lose. Even if I was into this shit there's no way I would risk the humiliation and ostracization of carrying it out

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>>10335310
>>10335286
these two are the best

>>10335162

dat tiny flaccid dick, doe...

>>10335310
kek what a poor miserable life

This is disgusting. I hope these fuck heads get caught and literally beat down by a crowd.

>>10335982
*secretly cums on you*

>>10336286
Drive by erp

>>10335310
This one didnt seem too shocked

Seriously tho, you gotta have some crazy sneak powerlevel to do this crap.

i can't even fucking fart in public

>>10336520
I cant even cough on a train

>>10336537
I can't even get on a train.

always the same webms in these threads and often in the same order too. let's post some new shit guys xD

>>10336562
I can't even get in my house.

>>10335247
This one is fucked up. Is this whole family?

i can't believe this is a thing.

>>10333949
Use your own logic and think about the fucking logistics lol
HOW would they have this database you fucking shitskin?

>>1033659no, its a internet cafe or something else

why did you rename all these output-file.webm and lower the resolution?

>>10337060
I extracted the clips from mp4 videos and the resolution is the same as what they were

>>10334131

Or Government employees like military members. They draw blood and take finger prints when you swear in.

ALL OF THESE CLIPS ARE FAKE, THIS IS REAL SHIT, NOT SOME ACTING FOR OSCAR.

>>10337272

>>10337342
EAT YOUR MOTHER'S COCK.

https://xhamster.com/user/Kairones
This guy has a few

>>10335231
Marak isnt one guy. We are a little group.. If you see sonek, thats me.

I cant even read

>>10336520
>>10336537
>>10336562
>>10336573

>>10336520
>>10336537
>>10336562
>>10336573
>>10337489
Are you all Black?

>>10330399
this guy is genius

>>10337507

I cant find my dad

>>10337507
>>10337516

I cant find my unemployment check

>>10337519
>>10337516
>>10337507

I cant find my orange soda

>>10337525
>>10337519
>>10337511
>>10337516
>>10337507

I cant find my fried chicken.

Can't they smell the cock?

There needs to be a video game where you stealthily jizz on people.

>>10337529
i cant find my remote

>>10336286
Kek.

> taking your dick out in public

> jerking off in public

> jerking off in public one foot behind a stranger

> shooting a load in public on the back/legs of a stranger

wtf

>>10337507
Same lonely fag

>>10334640
Thank you mate, that was one hell of a kek

>>10333132
Lol your bumb . when u go to jail they take your fingerprints and DNA.

>>10338550
no shit retard but if you've never been to jail before that they aren't going to have any of your DNA to compare to.

Fuck

>>10338550
Not sure if meme or actually a fucking idiot.
Think about what you said there.

>>10330399
black people do the stupidest shit ever.

there was a dude who did this in my city. It was in the news, some creepy dude followed these teenagers around a mall and then one of them later found jizz on her clothes.

Not sure if the fucker was ever ID'd though.

Y'all are some sadass motherfuckers. Getting off to gay ass shit like this. Plz end yourselves.

>>10335272
bratislava wins internets

>>10338791
>being 13 years old and thinking there are only two races and also not looking at the rest of the thread

>>10338550

sucks if youre a time traveler then

>bumbass

>>10334640
This guy gets it

This is sexual assault, right?

>>10337474
>I write my stupid nickname on busses dude!
what a faggot

>>10335179
>cum on her hair while she isn't watching it
Fucking hot

>>10335223
What a nice ass, this dude has good taste.

>>10335310

Can someone translate? I would love to know what he is saying.

I think I see the appeal to a degree
this extreme >>10330403 is fucking insane but I recall seeing clips of cumming out of windows and such where you can't be held acutely responsible and ideally noone ever finds out and that has me slightly interested
I've half-fantasized about getting on the holy grail for real and recording myself blowing a massive load on the wall of a restaurant restroom stall or in church or something

softsharking! whos in

>>10330399

pakis are fucking incredible. even blacks are significantly more evolved. christ.

>>10341468
well duh

I sometimes wonder if anyone has gotten a divorce because they walked in the house with semen on them...

>>10335247
>no sound

>cumsharking

lol cool and edgy lmao stupid women, worth nothing. fuck off feminists

>cumsharker is a nig

HOW DARE THEY DEFILE AND DISGRACE OUR WOMEN, THEY DESERVE RESPECT

Did the one with the metal gear solid music get posted ?

>>10335253
This nigga got some slight of hand shit going on.

>>10334666
>3D world

>>10335242
No fucking way. Is that a "corte"?

>>10345696
kek

>>10345696
>lol cool and edgy lmao stupid women, worth nothing. fuck off feminists

Said no one ever.

>>10346276
kek

>>10330399
grill is no older than 15

>>10333935
I would also like to see this

>>10333949
Unless you've committed a crime, they don't just have your DNA on record. Or you were a fuckin dumbass and gave it up. So cum away.

>>10330399
honestly, to be a girl, just chilling in the city, and to think that if you just happen to turn to your side at the right moment. You will literally find a stranger's ejaculating dick, of which, will proceed to ejaculate on your clothing.

like fuck. These are real people bros...if caught, guys deserve1yr minimum...

>>10346778
You haven't been on 4chan long, have you?

How to fuck do these niggas not get caught?

>>10351568
Literally no one has ever said that. Your strawman is insane. Tell it to lay off the alcohol.

>>10333935
>>10348309
https://de.xhamster.com/movies/4355217/cumshot_on_girl_head_in_library.html

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>>10333935

>>10351977
Seeing as the vide is on the internet this guy got away?

I'd like to see one where they get caught, would be fucking hilarious. But if they get caught then they can't put the video online so its just something we'll never see.

>>10335247
>we'll never know what happens next

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>>10335258

Longer version, no sound though.

>>10335247

But she was facing him directly....

>>10336596
Its at work you fucking retard

>>10330399
Permit to be allowed to give birth should be created, may be unnatural selection but at least it will prevent retards like these motherfuckin douches to be born

the closest thing to real rape videos, I love it

Does anyone else feel like if they saw this in person they would only be jealous that they werent chosen? because i think i would be very jealous

>>10335117
i want this to happen to everyone wearing a Canada Goose jacket

>so many retards think this isn't staged

Any where they get caught?

>>10356140
>reddit.com/r/nothingeverhappens

>>10337534
>Smell the cock
What

>>10335242
uncut.... NOOICE!

>>10334666
Agreed, this kind of stuff is disgusting and frankly doesn't belong on this site.

>>10355370
this
fuck women

>>10335242
Phimosis?

>>10353979
France

>>10356075
I could cum on you

>>10330399

That's fucked up

>>10335179

Menace to society this fucking guy

>>10335302

These fucking dudes are disgusting degenerates

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>>10334640

>>10335211
>>10335223
Are these from Oops.69?

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>>10335247
FUCKIG KEK

>>10335247
that's some good pressure, I've had water guns with a weaker squirt

To like this shit you must be some mentally ill, fucking virgin who in 30 yr were not able to put the dick inside a single pussy if not for last more than 2 second

I wonder how will this mentally ill react if those stuff happen to their mother, sister ( or girlfriend if they will ever have one )

>>10356339
Why france?

>>10335117
How the fuck does one even do it that stealthy?

>>10352311
source on this?

>>10330399
Thats fucking great.

>>10356223
how about you fuck off moralfag normie

>>10335310
She is saying
"Go away!"

He is saying
"Just let me jerk off first"

>>10353979
This one is super hot. The chick looks like a goddess.

Not a feminist or white knight but I'd break a guys wrist if I saw this happen. Pure degeneracy.

>>10353847
Someone post the "fappin in walmart" webm

>>10359972
>touching a public masturbator
enjoy your aids and dick juice

>>10351977
>filenames
kek

>>10359972
>showing this much insecurity on a japanese cartoon discussion board

>>10359972
white knight moralfag normie, fuck off

WTF, the reckt tread was deleted but this pure criminal shit wasn't.

>>10360252
I'd rather have people who jerk off to this rather than to rekt threads

>>10357080
>>10359639
>lmao

>>10359972
>Not a feminist or white knight but I'd break a guys dry season by kneeling in front of him and sucking his dick so hard.
Fix'd. We all know that's what you wanted to say.

>>10358287
Bus stop

>>10335234
New york?

>>10360248
Holy kek

>>10360248
hahahahha top kek

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>>10358318
It doesn't
Sry fags, obviously fake.
"PARDON ME MAM, I'M JUST GOING TO POINT MY HIPS AT YOUR SHOULDERS NOW, DON'T MOVE PLZ THANKS "

>>10359944
Kill yourself.

AM I THE ONLY WHO NOTICED THESE ARE ALL SHITSKIN RAPEFUGEES DOING THIS SHIT?

>>10364686
>Coupla white dudes but they could be spanish
But yeah I hear yea.

>>10335162
That is a laughably small penis.

Anyone thinks these videos are real are on some nigger tier stupidity level

>>10360169
>

fuck you cunt, looks like a bunch of shit skins are doing this

burn them in the street either way

>>10360248
>8
LOOOOL MOAR!!!

>>10353929
If I weren't a lazy cunt I'd edit the ebin roundabout tbc meme over it.

>>10358287
We can read some french on the bus stop

>>10356223
Fuck off, newfag. Who the hell are you to say that? If you don't like it go somewhere more suited to people like you like reddit or tumblr, fag

Why does anyone believe the majority of these are real? This shit is as real as bang bus lol. "I'll pay you $100 to stand in front of me on the subway/store/sidewalk and let me jizz on you. Act like you feel nothing and don't know me."

>>10330399
lol

>>10330797
Jesus fucking Lord, China has a list of everyone because of the family law. Also DNA can be found with finger prints giving blood ANYTHING, if you've ever been in a hospital which is EVERYONE they have your DNA

>>10333132
You believe that? Really?

>>10333953
HAHAHAHA you don't have to volunteer dipshit they take it from you. Also, yes they FUCKEN CAN unless you live in the states most if not all have a national ID

>>10336708
School hospitals drivers license getting warrants to go in your house, using cameras around you to place you at the location of the crime and taking it from you.

>>10338585
Dear God the level of retard is storng in this one. DNA gives you a base, from this information they can get a blueprint of who you might be and based on a hunch they can put a picture together. Cops are not just a bunch of five year olds.

I'm done.

>>10367257
I can tell you now Australia doesn't have a comprehensive database on everyone's DNA either

>>10335247
What would you do?

>>10367257
>Dear God the level of retard is storng in this one. DNA gives you a base, from this information they can get a blueprint of who you might be and based on a hunch they can put a picture together. Cops are not just a bunch of five year olds.

LOL! Sorry but NO. If there is NOTHING in the database on you then, there is nothing to build a picture up from, much less likely anything that actually resembles you. Seriously, you are the fucking retard in this scenario!

>>10334131
Not true, a lot of schools across the country had field trips for kids when they were younger to check out the police station and whay not. They also took every participants fingerprints for futute reference I assume.

>>10368556
fingerprints =/= DNA you fucking autist

>>10335247
This one always makes me wonder what he said it was. He's not going to cop to it. no matter what.

>>10354088
I honestly don't know if that's a legitimately good idea or not

>>10367257
This is what happens when your parents let you eat paint chips as a baby. Go back to huffing gasoline you fucking retard

>>10364686
Yeah whites are on the sidelines getting off by watching the deed instead of doing the deed. Does it remind you of anything?

>>10334603
Doesn't matter how long the arrest warrant stands, there's still a statute of limitations on the crime(other than murder). Can't convict the person once the statute has run its course.

>>10358651
>>10351762

>>10330399
>24 images
>198 replies

cool thread faggot

>>10369391

The statute applies to the time a person has to charge you of a crime. If you have a warrant it doesn't just dissapear after a period of time.

>>10334640
are you for real?

>>10334640
Yea just jerk off some other guy like wheres the problem