Post your birds

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>>10311675

>>10311683
Anyone notice the bird actually gets better at whistling as the vid goes on, almost as if it's more comfortable performing. like its trying harder

>>10311706
Yep

>>10311663
Fucking Trump supporters

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>>10311666

vc are you ITT?

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>>10311824

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>>10311825
WHAT UP NIGGA I GOT BIRDS ON DECK

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>>10311854
YOU WANT BIRDS I GOT BIRDS

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>>10311860

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>>10311863

>>>/wsg/

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>>10311875
Yes, we're all well aware that there's a bird thread on /wsg/.
But why isn't there one on /gif/?

>>10311663
Beautiful.

>>10311923
Didn't realize this is a YLYL thread

I love that this thread exists.

This entire channel is quality bird content
https://youtu.be/KzpVQ93e5H0

>>10311854
>>10311683

Every video I see these birds in, they're incredibly friendly and comfortable with being handled, the ones I've seen are skittish as fuck and tried to escape through the windows every time they were set loose.

>>10311683
Sorry about your dog bro.

>>10311655
Actually made me laugh at that stupid meme

>>10312417
Judging from my uncle having one of these fuckers and how they behave, they usually fall in love with their owners but really not that comfortable with anyone else. They don't like being seperated from their owner, they keep screeching until their owner is in the same room as them.

>>10311907
I was waiting for someone to post this

>>10312417
>>10312612
it really depends, while every bird is different and some bird species are friendlier then others, a good general set of rules is this:

>a bird that was hand raised and held alot as it grew will be friendly, one just raised in a cage will not be.
>Birds will often times bond with and prefer one other creature, whether another bird or its owner.
>birds generally can need time to get used to new environments, this includes people.

most store bought birds are already too old to properly bond, as petstores dont properly handle or train them to be used to people. they, if at all, bond with those other birds in their cage.

they are then whisked from their bonds and environment into a new one with no bonds. while they can still get used to their new environment and even sometimes their owner, it takes much longer then if properly raised if it happens at all, and they, from what ive seen and read, can become even more reclusive and skittish to environmental changes.

obviously there will be exceptions and not every bird species is the same or to the same degree, but from what ive experiences, seen, and read this is generally the case.

>>10311885
>But why isn't there one on /gif/?
Because he doesn't like tits or chicks

>>10311571
Severely underrated post

>>10311663
Waluigi's pet bird

>>10311767
my sides dont exist

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>>10311832

>>10312943
i was planning on buying and raising some eggs of these until i was told it costs 30 bucks in feed a week to feed just that one apparently.

thats one expensive oversized chickun.

>>10312815
Fuck that's sad.

>>10312961
Are you retarded? It costs like 20 bucks for a 50 pound bag of chicken feed.

>>10312995
are you?

>i was told
>also have raised chickens myself

admittedly maybe not for a single one of those things, but you would be surprised how much chickens can go through, even if you're not trying to fatten them up.

i also highly doubt you wanna feed something like that the cheapest brand you can find.

>>10312961

A chicken like that doesn't need spurs on the rooster. The fucker can jut sit on his pray.

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>>10311832
>>10312823

>>10312815

pedo bird?

>>10312961
... Chicken feed for 50 lbs is around $20-35 and lasts a few months for me

>>10311663
That's a galah

/GIF/ IS FOR PORN.

/WSG/ IS FOR NOT-PORN.

IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT.

>>10313321
birb webums are literally porn for me

BAVI

>>10313321
/gif/ is adult gif. Anything goes, newfag.

>>10311832
It's the same bird on loop.

>>10313321
dumb cunt you can't post gore threads on /wsg/ now can you?

>>10312943
Scientists are getting closer and closer to creating dinosaurs how far with they go!?

>>10311531
>>>/wsg/

>>10311706
yeah they love to sing for you, the males do it lots better but the females can do a little bit of it too. Unfortunately they do it more if they consider you their mate, in which case the female may also start laying eggs which isnt good...
>>10312417
my bird was mistreated by the family who had her before me. Eventually she began to trust me and by extension she'd trust other people as well. They love to eat so enticing them with some food is a great way to get them to like you fast, whistling can sometimes be seen as a challenge

>>10311531
I love that gif so much

>>10311666
sauce on that tune?
i cant remember it

>>10311655
>>10311659
>>10311663
>>10311666
>>10311673
>>10311677
>>10311683
>>10311686
>>10311824
>>10311854
>>10311873
>>10311885
>>10311907

Thank all of you, you've made me very happy

>>10311934
Is that the legend, Remi Gaillard?
Yes it is! I haven't seen this one before, thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGwtgPe8vbA

>>10312815
that's really sad

>>10313440
bump

>>10313119
Nope. Mother mourning the loss of her chick. Some birds are quite emotive animals, and dealing with shit like this can actually cause them to die of heartbreak. Swans do so too with the loss of a mating partner (though I think this is often because they're also monogamous life partners)

>>10313366
No it's not, they have 15 of the same type of bird

>>10312702
he likes chicks very much

>>10313366
No shit you fucking idiot

>>10313585
It's difficult to watch but also gives an amazing insight into them. I honestly didn't think they were that bothered by loss, figured that was reserved for mostly Dolphins and Elephants.

>>10313440
soulful strut

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>>10313755
Thank you!

>>10311673
best post itt

>>10312815
thanks anon ya literally ruined my day

>>10311860
I bet there's a dejavu version of this

>>10313068

Those fucking footslaps every fucking time

>>10312195
Awesome, thanx for the link bro

>>10311854
Chocobo theme!

>>10311923
A good reason not to play vidya by your pets

>>10313321
Don't worry I jacked off to it were all good here

bird threads are my favorite

Anyone has the webm squeaky toy bird?

>>10311655
This is a good post. 10/10

>>10312698
Good points there. My cockatiel is 14 years old, hand fed her when she was little and constantly gave her attention holding her, letting her sit on our shoulders, etc. She's wicked friendly, likes to "cuddle" and will sit on your shoulder all day. Now my cousin's cockatiel, similar age, they always let it sit in the cage, barely gave it attention, most bitter and mean bird I've ever met. Doesn't help the fact they kept trying to kiss and touch it when it didn't want to be touch, neither of them got the memo cause they're idiots.

>>10314442
I always lose to this on YLYL threads...

>>10311683
What tune is that? Sounds like its from a ghibli movie

>>10311854
nice

>>10311923
Is it imitating Steve Buscemi?

>>10314539
My Neighbor Totoro

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>>10311686

someone post the sad bird webm of the only bird left making mating noises in the wild

you know, THAT one

>>10311673
oh fuck, what's that music from? I feel like I can almost place it. Castlevania, maybe?

>>10314115
needs Tony Hawk music

>>10314618
what kind of bird is that?
It looks like a raven but I don't think they have those white spots on the back

>>10311683
Totoro! That bird is going places.

>>10314696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfsnHVaScjg&ab_channel=TalonsandTeeth

>>10313585
funny enough for those interested dogs do this also. if they bonded with another dog over several years and 1 dies the other a lot of times will completely stop eating and starve themselves to death.

>>10314696
african raven.

>>10312751
kek

Anyone have the British one where the guys asks do you love me and the bird says fuck off.

>>10314152funniest thing ive ever seen

>>10314618
>
fucking lost , Ben is a Hoe

best /gif thread ever

>>10314442
>>10314534
Anyone have the version without the shitty ISIS crap?

>>10311531
LOL I love the head dip at the end

>>10311683
Wow, I can't believe this.. I'm blown away

>>10312815
This is posted don /an/ a lot and the people there always say that it's overheating, not screaming about its baby.

>>10314647

Monty on the run by Rob Hubbard

>>10312705
seconded

>>10311875
get the fuck out of here newfag

>>10312579
OMG, SO FUCKING CUTE!

>>10313077
Don't know why you'd edit that video, It's pretty funny as it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Owj52XhoxI

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>>10311860
>>10314016
There is now

>be young me.
>buy 2 love birds (male female pair)
>both birds are friendly and fun to play with
>know very little about having love birds
>about 6-12 months later they start mating.
>buy nesting box for their cage.
>female lays egg
>instantly they are the meanest fucks ever.
>chase you around, bite, noisy
>sold them to a guy that sales loves birds

>he tells me oh yea if they mate they turn very aggressive and mean.
>If you want 2 birds buy both male or both female.

>>10316225
So you're saying fags are naturally nicer

>>10314442
happy 12th birthday, welcome to 4chan kiddo.

Sorry Delaney, but no

>>10311675
Moped.jpg

Came here to fap, Found this glorious thread. Not even mad.

>>10316291
>>10316291
No he is saying opposite sexes get pissy when living with each other

>>10316553
Yes, exactly, fags are nicer people

>>10311531
came to fap, now im laughing at birds. damn it.

>>10312943
those fursuits are getting way too advanced

>>10311875

>entire thread of completely naked birds
>safe for work

This thread is fucking gold

>>10311673
That bass line is fucking rad.
Also, kek.

>>10311767
Hahaha

>>10317681

The last 4 bars triggered the fuck out of me

>>10314504
>fucking Lester don't encourage him

>>10312943
I would trust this one to raise my child

>>10317698
Dude same.

>>10315744
oh my god I can't handle this, who put fucking pants on a god damn chicken

>>10314927
Nick and Ruby! Ruby is the greatest bird ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igonJfGuwAA

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>>10317698
what bars?

>>10317758
Chicken People (2016)

>>10314115
the ride never ends

>>10317819
That bird is such a dope.

>>10314115
Is there a multi-track drifting version with the bird?

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>>10317863

>>10311571
kek

>>10317875
Why is that bird so rude?

>>10311531
this makes me happy

>>10316291
>>10316553
>>10316605
he is saying birds evolved to be more aggressive to protect their eggs after millions of years of brutal natural selection

>>10318071
Its my money and I want it now!

>>10311531
Based burd

>>10316553
>>10318192
Fags will be fags, and idiots are idiots, don't feel bad for being so special.

>>10314184
Perfect x]

>>10315740
Fuck Cerberus, two of these things are what guard the gates of Hell.

>>10312961
>>10313022
You can feed them fucking ANYTHING and they'll eat it, the whole point is to get them to not eat each other which they will happily do if penned up and starving. They rip each other's feathers out to nibble on the ends when they need salt, the fuck do you think they'll do when they need actual food?

I give mine any goddamn thing they'll swallow, one time I found a family of rats living in a coffee can and just threw the whole thing in. They're a step removed from those angry little dinosaurs in Jurassic Park that ate that little kid, just use your imagination.

>>10311832
>>10312823
>>10313068


heres the source of this parrot. he's adorable. his best pal is a prairie dog, I kid you not. loads of cute stuff

https://www.youtube.com/user/ciguma/

>>10311907
>AAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAA
>AAAaaaaaaaa

>>10311531
Song always makes me think of 50 first dates

>>10311675
Best sound to wake up to when you're camping along the Murray River

>>10311907
>>10311907

Sounds like my neighbors autistic kid. Loud fucking asshole yells at random times.

>>10315740
>/pol/ converses with Australian posters

>>10313464
>>10313464

What's that music? It sounds so familiar.

>>10311655
what song is this again? is it Jethro tull?

thread is quality. such winged feels.

>>10318686
Roundabout

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>>10315842
>>10316406
No sense of humor, sad.

>>10318724
ah of course, cheers.

>>10311531
Miss my bird. She got out one day when I wasn't home. Found her three different times outside, but since she wasn't used to flying all she did was go up and straight when she'd try to fly back to us. sad shit man. she wanted to come back, but would panic.

>>10318762
Nigger what lol, use a comma

>>10318790
I used a few commas.

>>10312943
I thought it was a fucking emu

>>10318811
>this is what dinosaurs looked like
imagine the fucking size of a T REX, with feathers that big all over it.
holy fuck that'd be so fucking huge and scary

>>10316291
Kek

>>10316095
Can someone Rashido this?

>>10318544
At my mates farm they feed their chickens the leftover chicken from lunch. They just cant get enough of it.

>>10313321
Hey, did you know that, nobody cares?

>>10319595
bitch stole yo wife

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>>10319675

>>10312815
that looks like our falcon cam in Phoenix haha

>>10316406
TRIGGERED

>>10311923
>Me when i see something ridiculously expensive shit

>>10312943
https://youtu.be/45bUOIK2cAo

>>10319698

thats an evolved raptor right there. darn he looks scary

>>10314184
omg

>>10315740
wait wait is this the same guy who smashed the cage in that other video?

>>10319915
it's the same bird too >>10319684
, apparently they rescued her from a /pol/tard that had her in a small circular cage which apparently is bad for cockatoos

the birb seems happy now

>>10311683
That bird is better than the pianist

>>10319698
how is this called?

>>10317747
underrated

>>10320200
shoebill

>>10315742
I've saved more webms in this thread than in any other thread on this board

those birds are more alive than i ever was.

>>10317789
That had me in tears.

>>10311531
>go on /GIF/ for diamond hard
>see this
>Diamond harder
I liek burdz

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>>10320265
suicide bird

>>10314152
More quarters, goy

>>10311673

That's a beer can. Fucking exaggerated fruity american version of a historical german sour wheat beer.

>>10312698
My cockatiel was about 4, but all her life she was friendly with everyone. she was handraised and liked meeting new people for the most part. She didn't have any trouble flying over to someone who was new and saying whats up. have a few other cockatiels, but none compare to her. she was the best.

>>10312943
Holy fuck I want one.

>>10312943

That's one big cock.

>>10319689
birds speaking chinese is so weird

>>10320532
And it's white

>>10320200
chekd

>>10314152
Someone put jew hat on that bird lmao

>>10311666
>>10311531
>>10319689
>>10317681
>>10314152
>>10313068
>>10312579
>>10311923
>>10311854
>>10311683

wow birds can be so cool
how long does it take to teach them tricks like this?

>>10320648
it can take a long long while. it takes a lot of patience and a lot of time. you gotta consider whether you're the kind of guy who would run out of patience if it was getting tough getting the bird to do what you want. then you got to make sure you dont' over train the bird and get it sick of the training. the bird losing interest will hamper the time. it's rewarding if you're a patient guy. if you're not, don't bother.

>>10311675
when u see dat booty

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>>10311531
Best thread on 4chan, at least I see something good on the /gif/ section!

>>10319684
B E T R A Y A L

>>10311832

142.5 % discipline

>>10319684
>BIRD
my sides

>>10319698
what a horrifying monster

>>10318686

Yes

>>10315744


my fucking sides

>tears in my eyes

thank you

>>10319260
They don't give a fuck. If they get in the habit of breaking eggs you will never get another egg unless you have a broody hen who's meaner than the culprit(s). I had one that would kill hens by picking out the egg while it was still in the cloaca, I'd go out there and see this mean bitch covered in blood. That happened twice (I figured the first time was a one-off) before I turned her into stew.

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>>10311531

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>>10321119

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>>10321125

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>>10321141

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>>10311907

>>10321043
For Hohenzollern!

>>10312823
That is one hell of a goosestep.

>>10314152
So good! I laughed so hard.

>>10319690
thats pure gold

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>>10314442

>>10318549
ty brother

>>10317863
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>10314442
Kek

>>10320876
You got to be kidding me...

>>10311683
>>10311706
>>10314740
>>10315915
>>10320181
I wish people were smart enough to know a human whistling from a bird whistling. Its beak opening isn't at all matched up with the noises it's supposedly producing.

You can hear the human making mouth noises and missing their lip placement several times, bungling the note or causing extra noises. A bird would never do this, as the high pitch is right in it's wheelhouse.

You can hear the actual noises the bird is making at 0:48 and 1:01, occurring simultaneously to the whistling done by the person holding the camera. Amazing that birbs can make two noises at once, while also not matching any noises at all with it's opening and closing beak.

Why am I the only person autistic enough to notice this.

>>10312579
what tune is this?

>>10318749
>>10319722
That webm has been beaten into the ground and posted on almost every ylyl thread. lurk more you spergs.

>>10320265
Wasted

>>10321627
>
I believe it's from a Zelda game

>>10321627
It's the victory fanfare from Final Fantasy

>>10317904
he's a nigger bird, AKA a scavenger

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>>10321665
I.e. this

>>10321432
Watch the birds eyes LOL!!!!!!!!

>>10317863
Bird impersonating a pissed off pig.

>>10319684
This is sad. Obviously belonged to a very angry piece of shit.

>>10321199
I lol'd

>>10321467
poor thing...

>>10314588
kek'd hard

>>10311873
Anons pls gib sauce for this

>>10321675
jesus christ thats gorgeous i want one of them

>>10321062
underrated comment

>>10321058
yeah, bird's pretty fucking scary, too

>>10320876
coolest dog on the block

>>10321125
have it without the dealwithit?
would be great material to play with eurobeat

>>10320713
fuck off you literally just keep whistling the same tune to the damn thing like 10 times a day, and it will eventually start whistling it.

>>10313366
fuck you

>>10321062
That's pretty funny man

>>10321675
d'aw I wish I had a pet owl but I can't because I have 1 dog and 2 cats..

>>10319603
He doesn't seem that upset, she must'a been a bitch

Does any other bird lover refuse to open a 4chan gif or webm about birds? I saw a budgie eaten by a snake and it destroyed me. I can't do it. Humans being killed don't effect me as bad.

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>>10319108
No

>>10311686
Look at his little birb chest, he's definitely singing. Cockatiels are talented little angels. Jerk.

>>10317698

I'm glad somebody else said it first

Ewpps, this >>10322145 was supposed to go to this >>10321613

>>10322090
Ok... point of this post wasssss....?

>>10322470
To tell you no.

>>10311683
sorry about dog

>>10314504
What a fukin legend

>>10312815
should put the black guy screaming to this

came here to fap, instead watched bird .webms and .gifs for 30 minutes.

proof 4chan destroys your productivity, even if it's you trying to beat off.

>>10318071
Fukin LEGEND

>>10322479
Got me famalam.

>>10312943
The invincible son of Wattlegobbler the invincible

>>10321613
Cockatiels make a sort of chewing motion when changing notes, and long notes are made with the beak almost closed. Turning his head frequently and pacing slightly while singing are also typical of cockatiels.

The only human noises in that video are the pianist saying "ok", some camera shuffling sounds, and the woman holding the camera giggling a bit towards the end.

It checks out.

t. keeper of cockatiels

>>10321613

Bird beaks aren't like lips, where the mouth movement always lines up with the noise. The moving parts are deeper inside the throat. How do you think parrots talk, despite not even having lips to move to form the different words?

And here, watch a mourning dove make a call with varying pitch without even moving its beak at all (starting at 16 seconds): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oNljd7R1f8

You're autistic enough to latch onto small details, but not autistic enough to do extensive research about birds. Step your game up senpai.

Big fan of this thread let's keep it around, yea?

>>10314504
Its Drake music

>>10317875

Funniest webm I've seen in a week, holy shit

>>10319690
dammit this one kills me EVERY time

>>10318659
do you know for sure your neighbor has an autistic kid? maybe its a cockatoo.

>>10320876
I think this dog has autism.

>>10320876

what kind of dog is this?

>>10314152
anyone have sauce on the song?

This is the best thread that's been on /gif for a long time

>>10323009
seconded

>>10320566
Chinese isn't a language and that was Japanese.

>>10313284
You're a flamin galah

>>10319690
God dammit, this one got me good

>>10321058
If you submit to its might, it will spare you (for the time being...)

>>10315957
you retard is showing

>>10311541

/thread

bumpin'

>>10321467
and then he went an created the Witcher game's saga