guys fucking sex toys.
>>10284112
Where can I find one of these vacuum cleaners?
>>10285239
the vacuum cleaner store
>>10285722
that's a vortex
thing is like a fucking cumdrainer
Bought an Ice Crystal, should be here next couple days. What am I in for?
>>10285722
>jizzing on the kitchen floor
I hope that's his own house
>>10286944
this guy's asshole looks like it's been fisted all day
>>10284112
This one gets me every time.
>>10285239
It's really gay though. The dude's name is Kirby.
>>10286388
no he just fucks sex toys buck naked in other peoples houses. He puts himself in such a compromising position on purpose. Dumb fuck
>>10284112
kek
>>10290874
Just to help some anons out, if your looking for a good homemade fleshlight, just go buy some bottle liners for baby's. They're like plastic sleeves that if you take like 15 if them and lube it up it suction on there really fucking nice. Then just grab the nasty and dispose of it. Fucking done
>>10292405
>homemade fleshlight
Are you fucking underage?
>>10292450
kek
ps this homemade content is hot.
>>10292450
Not all adults can afford a fleshlight.
>>10292466
It's fucking less than $100. What did you major in something retarded or didn't go to college and now you're stuck in a shitty dead-end job?
>>10292513
fuck why are you so upset?
>>10286264
I have one being delivered tommorow , what am I in for?
All I see is fleshlights, how about dolls? The more realistic dolls the better.
>>10292797
probably can't afford his fleshlight
>>10292823
that is hot as fuck. dude has a nice ass too.
>>10283961
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>>10292371
Thank you for making these ;-; <3
Fleshlights are my favorite fetish sooooo hot but also pretty rare
>>10294300
yea its hot as fuck
>>10284112
done it, feels pretty fucking awesome
got mine from amazon Bissell Zing
it has a power dial so I can turn the suction up or down
>>10294605
nice dude. can you just cum inside it?
>>10294607
if you put a vacuum bag inside, it's easy clean up or do her with a fresh bag
she was 49.99 and works well as an actual vacuum cleaner too!
I needed a new vacuum anyway, so I figured, why not get one that doubles as a sex toy?
>>10294621
really hot that you refer to her as a she.
>>10294605
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>>10294634
can you guys please go to church
>>10294641
no, last time I went to one my skin started to burn
besides, being a deviant is fun
>>10294634
I call her Violet because she's got a purple casing
I sometimes let her be on top
>>10294647
more? my cock is really enjoying this
>>10294651
I won't even be hard when I start
I'll set her "mouth" over my dick and bob her up and down, watching myself get hard from the motion
when I'm ready, I turn her on and she begins sucking, gently at first
after she works her magic, her power slowly increases
once she's going full power, all I can do is hold on for the ride as she pulls every once of orgasm out of me
then she'll go back to being gentle, working me again to stay hard (not that it's difficult for her to accomplish)
then round 2 begins
she doesn't even have to go all out this time to get me to cream in her
when she's on top, I can hold her by her "hips" and have her bounce up and down
she can be greedy and twist a little in the way that sends electricity through me as I once more, erupt inside her
sometimes I like to be on top as I pound away, going all the way to the hilt, pumping her full of my seed
she always gets every last drop
>>10294680
fuck youre gonna make me cum. would be so hot to take turns on her
>>10294686
I imagine that the motor noise is her moaning in pleasure
>>10294696
mmmm yessss
>>10294699
I'll even spank her if I think she's been naughty!
>>10294705
yeah? do you talk dirty to her too?
>>10294710
not really into that
>>10294720
ah i gotcha
cute ending to the story guys...
>>10284112
it's like ZHOOOP fwup ZHOOP
dude's cock looks like it's made out of rubber
>>10294680
Hold the fuck up...it's literally a vaccum cleaner?
>>10294917
yes
>>10292371
I like watching your cock twitch :x
>>10294680
/gif/ was a mistake.
>>10286388
How retarded are you? You are lurking on /gif/ go into this thread basically looking for cum spraying around and then complain about cum on a kitchen floor which can be wiped in 99.9% cases?
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>>10285299
Hot as fuck. Where can I see more?
same deal almost
>>10295278
same person different angle with sound (never gets posted
>>10295278
Here's the 1:56 version with sound, start using this one instead phaggoats
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>>10290874
good guy nigger using a toy instead of fucking the white girl
>>10295106
Nah, only applies to boy threads. Always faggots spamming smileys and "m-muh be my friend u//w//u" and shit.
Here I thought white knighting girls was the worst imaginable.
>>10295439
That's racist, bro
>>10295106
sorry, I don't have a gif or webm of me fucking my vacuum
>>10284112
GAME SPHERE!
>>10297107
>>10297111
RKO THAT BITCH
>>10284112
all laughing aside, that looks like it feels fucking awesome
>>10292513
I live in a country where the minimum wage per month is 400€ and high end jobs have 600+ yuros
Think again
>>10284112
sounds like donald duck having a stroke
>>10286388
i hope it's yours
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>>10290874
should take the cap off the other end; i want to see him go right through it...
anyone have experience with the different fleshlight models?
if i'm only gonna get one which one?
>>10297599
Curious about this as well.
>>10297599
I owned a few of them when they 1st came out. My opinion is - they aren't worth it. Too much hassle to clean up, and unless you soak it in hot water, it's just a gross, cold piece of latex.
The standard model was the best one I had. I'm a little over 7", 5.5" circumference and the tighter ones were too tight to be usable. It's definitely designed for more average sized guys.
Extra tight was literally unusable. The one with circular ridges was awful, and the speed bump was insanely intense, but not in a good way.
It was good for a laugh but not worth the price.
>>10297654
I forgot to mention - maybe this was just a problem with the early ones, but the plastic they're made of oozed this oily, chemically shit that stains the fuck out of everything. I pretty much ruined one of my dresser drawers.
>>10292466
Not all fleshlights can afford a adults.
>>10284112
Fucking lost
>>10297599
i got the standard one, works great.
>>10294300
You are welcome! I am just glad somebody enjoys them
>>10295057
<3
Here is the video that is from (in case you want to watch ~16 minutes of fleshlight fun with some sound): https://eroshare.com/g3vyp8as
>>10296724
IT'S SPHERICAL!!!
>>10295439
You mad his dick is 8 inches longer than your small ass, sausage looking cock white boi?
>>10297864
Lost What?
>>10292466
You can buy fake pussy for less than 5$ and the feelings are still great
>>10292823
Source? This is nice
>>10295328
SAUCE