amy schumer thread

>>10276964

fuck amy cuntface

fuck this thread

>>10276964
Someone start posting real whales. Same shit. A whale might actually look better and be funnier.

>>10276964
Hjahjahjahjahja

Is funny because is opposite.

>>10276964
Ummm she spent several hours talking about her smelly gutter pussy? You can have her bro. I'm good.

>>10276977
So lifelike

>>10276964
Hahahahahahahahaha. Please. You're so funny. Oh my god.

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>>10276964

>>10277003

All joking aside, she is so hot

>>10277242
Amy, stop posting on 4chan

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>>10277242

>>10277273
jesus fucking christ

like I'd smash it, but I wouldn't be proud of myself.

Bitch steals jokes and lies about fucking john cena, gtfo

>>10277273
almost looks like a person popped out of there

>>10276964
That bald dude she's kisses is just as repulsive.

>>10276964
>>10276967
>>10276972
>>10276998
>>10277003
>>10277242
i seriously hope this is just trolling

i dont want to live in a world where literally anybody finds that disgusting guttercunt attractive

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>>10278020
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

>>10278490
>Reply or I'm coming for you

N-no

>>10278490
I'm fucking disturbed

>>10278490

amy is one of those chicks who thinks shes edgy and hardcore and alternative and you get her in bed and she tries all this absolutely fucking retarded nonsense she read was kinky in vogue magazine that's either completely unpleasurable or downright painful

>>10278578
and worst of all she tries to pass it off as her own material

>>10278578
I can live with this.

Yup, reply!

every time I see her, she looks more and more like a human version of Miss Piggy

>>10276964
>>10276967

She would make a good high or drunk fuck

>>10276964
Does everyone here have a slampiggy fetish? Because she's a slampiggy at best.
>>10276977
She's brave for going out in public on a leash, I'll admit.

>>10278490
Wew

>>10278490
fuck that noise

>>10277273
I can't stop watching this. what the hell is wrong with me?

>>10277175
Kek

>>10278490
that is just... fuck you. that really disturbs me.

>>10277175
Damn when did Amy learn to swim?

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>>10277273
Imagine jerking off standing infront of that exploding right before that did. Creamy.

Really, shilling on /gif/ grow up CTR

>>10278490
No pls

Anthony was right not to fuck her.

>>10278490
Waht the fuh

>>10276964
fucking digusting

>>10278490
Ok

>>10276964

Both of those girls have absolutely abhorrent personalities, and schumer is barely a 4/10, but that gif still makes my dick move.

Would fool around with, but feel gross and ashamed immediately after ejaculating.

>>10278490
fucking horrifying

>>10278490
mmm

>>10278490
Yowza

>>10278490

>>10278490
cant risk it

>>10276964
"You tryin' ta kill us?!?!"

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>2 Canibals are eating the corpse of Amy Schumer
>One turns to the other
>"Does this taste funny to you?"
>He responds "No"

>>10278490
ewww DELET THIS FUCK DONT COME FOR ME AUGHHHH

>>10278490
wewlad
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>>10278490
Jesus that's one of the most horrifying things I've seen god damn

>>10278490
>xxDDDDDDDDDD so edgy

kill yourself

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amy schumer comedian greatest

>>10278490
Yeah bro I would LOVE to rail the fuck out her while she's wearing some trashy outfit, nut all over her face and tell her to get the fuck out of my house. That's all she's worth.

She's the Carlos Mencia of privileged white feminists

>>10277175
that is god damn beautiful though

What a steaming pile of dog shit. Bitch is nasty.

>>10276964
Well shit amy, I didnt think you were capable of making a good joke

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>>10277242
If you're into potatoes, sure.

>>10278582
You deserve this (you)
Bravo

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>>10278578

You're... you're talking about her putting a finger in your butt? not sure how you got there, but k.

>>10279747
Ain't nothing wrong with an internal taint tickler

>>10278490
>came to this board to cap
>find this thread
>decide to get a few laughs in before gap
>this post
>GodHaveMercy.jpg
>mood killed
I never thought I'd find a post that made me absolutely flaccid. It seems fitting I find it in an Amy Schumer thread

>>10278490
Fucking meme magic

>>10278702
Dude.....

>>10279873
huh

>>10276964
She looks like a fat 12 year old boy you faggot

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>>10278490
I have the strange desire to rub my hand across that. Just to feel the texture.

>inb4 lotus seedpod shit

>>10279514
kek

>>10276964
>Amy Schumer threads all over the place
>/b/, /tv/, /gif/, etc
>A comedian that fits the stereotype exactly of shitty female comedian
>pretending you are not a paid shill and like this
Please. Die in a raging fire along with your loved ones.

>>10276964
With the decline of her popularity, do you think her sextape will be """"leaked"""" soon?

>>10278490
nigger

>>10278490
dafuq

>>10278490
Pls no

>>10276964
Dear /gif/, i wish OP die in horrible Pain.

>>10278702
this is a wierd fetish you have mate. And I've seen lemmiwinks guy. but this.

Jesus H Christ, Batman. My gaydar is off the scales.
I would bang Schumer. No regrets.

>>10278490
>>10278490
Nope

>>10278490
MLB2017 glitch version. They should make the next Silent Hill.

>>10279873
She got white girl wasted on that wine
She drank till she literally couldn't even

>>10279873
wait, that's her?

>>10276964

Autistic faggot detected.

>>10279873
Sauce now

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>>10278582
underrated post desu

>>10278490
Fuck u

>>10276964
It's pathetic how women are encouraged to pretend they are princesses. The behave like they are special or something. If they were like us and don't want to act like they are the best of the best maybe we could respect them.
Women are only a body, the have no soul.

>>10278490
underrated post

>>10278490
jesus

>>10276964
would've taken this thread seriously if you didn't call her attractive in her last special. She got ugly when she became big (famous kind and fat kind)

>>10278490
Trypophobiac's nightmare

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>>10278490

>>10276964
Her funniest joke was she was going to star as Barbie in a movie. Ohhh.... Maybe she meant Klaus Barbie.

>>10280121
Chuck would probably enjoy it.

>>10276977
Out of all the Amy Shoeface pictures and videos, this video is the best that unfunny bitch ever looked.

>>10278490
phew im safe

>>10278490
ok

>>10278490
Oh hell nah

>>10278490
Jesus Christ

>>10278490
FUUUUUCK

>>10276977
Holy fuck that's adorable I fucking love micropigs

>>10278490
K

>>10276964
After her rant the other day about how she got trashed for her garbage special, I have to assume that this and all the other Amy Schumer threads are her or her cronies trying to get more examples of "gross misogyny" so she can claim it was trolls, and not her terrible excuse for comedy, that gave her such poor ratings.

>>10278490
Fuck's sake

>>10276969

Amy is a cunt, over weight, a feminist retard. But I have to give her the benefit of the doubt as she's blonde, I'd still fuck her.

>>10278490
k

>>10277273
muh sides

>>10276964
>bait threads on /gif/
You need a fucking new hobby, senpai.

>>10278490
spare me

>>10276977
tbf she looks adorable

>>10278490
help

>>10278490
stop

>>10278490
welp k

>>10278490
Best glitch

>>10278490
Woah

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>>10278490

>>10278490
Fuck that noise.

>>10278490
please no kill

>>10277273
Captain what happens here??? Why, how???

>>10278490
no

>>10278490
jesus mate

>>10278490
wtf

>>10277262
Literally lol-ing.

>>10278490
Pls no

>>10276964

>when people don't get that if she were a pr0n star, anon would say she was hot as fuck

>>10281833
my guess is the corpse had been there a few days and gases were building up as it was decomposing. i vaguely remember reading somewhere once that whales had washed up on beaches once and had been exploding, and i assume this was meant to relieve the pressure to prevent that kind of thing from happening

>>10278702
god id love to see her do a bukkake scene

>>10278490
nope

>>10276964
Fancy meeting you here CIA, post some memes?

>>10278490
wew

>>10278490
fuck amy

>>10278490
ok

>>10280474
Here:
Peller Estates Rose
http://www.bcliquorstores.com/files/imagecache/product_larger/products/361147.jpg

>>10278490
i don't know about Amy Schumer but there's something arousing in fucking an ugly girl, i have a fuck buddy who has a nice body but an ugly face and it really is a turn on, a strange kind of taboo

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>>10278490

>>10278490
eh okay

>>10276964
gas this fucking degenerate

>>10278490
overrated post

>>10278490
Damn...

>>10276964
im glad little miss piggy can finally show her human self

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/031717/Amy-Schumer-Stealing-Other-Peoples-Jokes.php

>>10276964
Guys this may sound weird but i just really wanna fap, is there nothing from her?

>>10276964
>Reply
MY VAGINA

Are we sure this isn't just Ben Roethlisberger with a pony tail?

>>10278490
wow

>>10278490
Holy shit

>>10276964
Remember the days where bait wasn't so obvious?

This nigger here remembers

>>10278490
jesus christ, the padres can have the commissioner's trophy

just don't hurt me

>>10278490
fuck off

Not lying. I went to tie her up with lots of rope. I wish I knew why.

>>10278490
>2k17
>still trying this hard.

I know there are some shit eating degenerates on this board bit OP takes the cake right out of Amy Schumers fat mouth

>>10278490
sleep tight

>>10277175
Did she lose some weight?

>>10276964
Absolutely vile human being.
Nice rack though.

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>>10276964
Of all the disgusting shit in this hell hole called 4chan this pic is by far with no close second the most disgusting one.

>>10278490
fuck safe

>>10277273
holy shit

>>10278490
wait what?

>>10278490
I laughed. Good on ya, mate.

>>10279988
Kek does Will It!

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>>10278490
I ain't taken a chance here. Play this shit safe

>>10278490
jesus

>>10278490
Fucking hell dude

>>10278490
wow

>>10278490
fuck you

>>10276977
She was at her best here
>ywn experience prime amy schumer again :"(

>>10278020
pls no

>>10278490
Fuck dude.

>>10276973
Why the sudden lack of respect for whales? God.

>>10278490
Holy fuck man, my stomach turned... I just wanted to fap man.. fuck!

lousy trolling. just saying

>>10278490
Maybe not mate

>>10278490
fuckyou

the op of this thread should be shot and disposed of.

>>10278490
why

>>10279974
When did Frieza become a little girl?

>>10278490
wtf

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>>10278490

>>10278490

>>10278490
just 2 b safe

>>10278490
The only thing that could have made this post any better would have been repeating digits.

The topic
The post
That webm
All these replies

10/10 screen cap worthy post

also, pls no kill

>>10278490
yeah

>>10278490
Fuck

>>10276964
>her last special was soooooooo good, she looked so sexy

Believe it or not, I met Schumer about six years ago at a comedy club and ended up fucking her in the ass after we got shitfaced at a bar. For some retarded reason she wouldn't let me stick it in her pussy but let me go to town on her asshole.

>>10278490

>>10278490
jesus fuck

>>10283726

Was she worth it?

>>10283726
musn't fib to partake

>>10283749
that WAS her pussy bro. shes just that gross

>>10283749
Honestly, yes. I talk a bit harshly about it because I felt like a beta afterwards due to feelz. She is very soft spoken outside of her persona, observational if a little aloof about certain things. Very idealistic woman. We talked about a lot of shit. It just happened that we ended up clicking over drinks. I'm a tequila man and she kept ordering some weird fucking drink with vodka and peach shit in it.

After a bit we spoke very briefly about personal lives before she lightened the mood and said that it was probably useless to talk about shit like that to someone you may not see again or very infrequently, to which I agreed.

After about two or so hours she asked if we could get some food but it was almost one in the morning and I was tired. I almost fucked it up by admitting my tiredness but then something must've made her say "fuck it" and she suggested getting a cheap pizza and some beer and coming back to my place.

We didn't even eat any of it.

>>10278490
>come to fap
>Come face to face with yog-sothoth.

Fuck me I'm not taking any chances here

>>10278490
memey leemey

>>10278490
great

>>10278490
NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>10277262
/Thread

>>10278490
Please dont come for me

>>10278490
??????????????

>>10279514
Noice

>>10278490
alright you win jesus also why the fuck would u say something like this

>>10278490
pls no

>>10281763
>>10281763
motherfucking crabman

>>10278490
y must u do this

>>10278490
Fuck.

>>10276964
The last desperate effort for attention. Lesbianism

>>10276964
>doing this in public just to be obnoxious and get attention for being so brave or whatever the fuck

i hate couples who make out in public like anyone wants to watch them

>>10278490
bong

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>>10278490
pls no

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>>10278490

>>10278490
F

>>10278490
what the fuck man

>>10278490
pls no!!

>>10278490
fuck off dude

Bitch isn't a 10 but she is fuckable. Bitches that look like her are up for everything. Ya can fuck her ass,get ATM then piss down her throat and she will smile afterwards.

>>10282760
>does this look like gook food to you?
man i fucking love sammy dude

>>10278490
this the kind of post that gives me a heck and a kek

>>10278490
well shit

>>10278490
my face is all itchy now fuck

>>10278490
Please cease

>>10278490
wew okay okay

>>10278490
HE<

You all will fuck her,and that would be it. No alfa edgy desk comments or anything. Pack mentality aside... you all sounds like fags in this particular thread.

>>10278490
What the actual fuck?

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>>10284296
I know I would.

>>10278490
Hell no

>>10278490

jeez

>>10278490
Why did I read this?

>>10278490
ok pls dont come I am innocent people

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>>10283944
>>10283939

>>10282427
only the anons that like pug faced white trash like gianna michaels. but then again gianna isn't a pretentious cunt, so it's doubtful that schumer would get a following

>>10278490
ok

>>10284296
>projecting his bestiality fetish for dumb fat pigs onto the rest of the world
not everyone shares your weird tastes anon. you can go kill yourself if it's too hard for you to understand

>>10281346
"feminist"

>>10276964
kill yourself, cocksucking faggot

>>10278490
Just to be safe

>>10278490
The fact that someone took the time to write this shit out LOL

>>10278490
fuck off m8

>>10278490
ok

>>10276977
>comparing an adorable piggy to a disgusting land whale
kill yourself

>>10278490
F

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Uh sorry, guys. Didn't mean for that webm to blow up like it did. When I copied it from /v/ I didn't realise it had a message at the end, I was just too busy laughing at the glitch.

No hard feelings, hey?

>>10278490
have a nice day

>>10278490
nope

>>10277391
why did you have to say that?

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her special was so good netflix had to change their rating system!

>>10278490
Mate.

>>10278490
my fucking head itches when i see it

>>10278490
Anon you need Jesus

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>>10284643
And here you are, in this thread like an alcoholic acting like in control on a aa meeting.

>>10278490
fucking delete this

>>10278490
bet

>>10276977
I'd fuck that

>>10278490
my boner went really fast

>>10278490
fuck off

>>10278490
this made my day

>>10278490
terrifying

>>10278490
fffuuuuuucccckkkkkk

>>10278490
please do not come for me

>>10278490
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10278490
nigger

>>10278490
No

>>10276964
Trying to stay relevant too hard Amy... Or should i say amys manageR? sage

>>10278490
can't argue with that logic

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>>10276964
here you go op

>>10277273
think of the smell!

>>10278490
f

>>10278578
>he doesn't like pebbles in his ass

>>10277175
Man swimming really helped her diet, she looks about half her size here

>>10278490
You guys exaggerated the fuck outta this, its just some weird videogame bug. Thought it was a guy with bees on his face or some shit.

>>10278490
nigger

>>10281421
underated post

>>10278490
well im spooked

>>10278490
wait wut

>>10276964
Wow, I didn't know Amy Schumer made threads on /gif/

>>10278490
noooo

>>10278490
yikes

>>10278490
fuck man

>>10278490
pls dont

>>10278490
ok

>>10278490
Is this going to be a new copypasta

>>10279873
yesss

>>10278490
Kek

>>10277273
BRAAAAAAP

>>10278490
sexier than amy i'll admit

>>10276964
Entitled, joke stealing slag; there isn't a single redeemable quality to that fucking hambeast

>>10278490
Aaaah

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>>10286802

>she has bigger tits than you :^)

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>>10278490

>>10286848
hit me with the sauce boii

>>10278490
jesus christ

>>10286848
sauce!!!

>>10278490
:'c

>>10278490
i love you

from,

amy

Let's keep calling for her to lose weight in the hopes that she stays fat to spite the haters.

>>10278490
Shook

>>10278490
pls daddy, im sorry

>>10276964
You must really hate this bitch to bring her up after that fuck tard Yahoo piece.

>>10276977
She looks like she's had work down.

>>10278490
FUCK YOUuuuu

>>10286848
She'd be 'white' by the time I'd finished with her...he he...

>>10278490
I'm a college teaching assistant, and tomorrow I am going to show this to my students (without the audio thought)

>>10278490
safe

>>10278490
Toast

>>10284296
the more someone hates something with such passion the more they want it. So yeah
I know i would but i don't particularly care about anything she does with her life

>>10276964
Honestly I'd love to just get drunk and go to town on her. Shove my face in her fat nasty ass, spit on her, it'd be great.

Why are all you faggots itt so opposed to hatefucking?

>>10278490

>>10278490
jesus fuxking christ

<3

>>10278490
hly shit im scred

It honestly makes me mad to see this shit. She is the DEFINITION of bravery. She gets up there and does her shows knowing people dont like her, and i think shes hot and i dont care.

>>10277273
I would barf

>>10276969
for reals dog

>>10278490
reply

>>10278490
pop

>>10277175
Very offensive. Why do you hate whales ?

>>10278490
2spooped

>>10276977

Best episode yet.

>>10278490
hello moto

Damn she's gross.

>>10278490
check em fags

>>10278490
kek

>>10278490
:^)

>>10278490
oh god

>>10278490
stop

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>>10278490

>>10278490
stop

It was an ok stand up. Not great, but it was no worse than Bill Burr's latest. She's funny, she just doesn't really appeal to the 3rd wave Men's Rights autists we are. She represents a group that is a minority in comedy and should be tolerated because she's the best they got. Same for Kevin Hart after Patrice died. Sucks for him now that Chappell is back.

>>10278490
interesting

>>10286848
fuck this nigress boobs are so hot shit never tought i would like nigger female...