Let's have an Efukt thread

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>>10265868

>>10265944
sauce pls..this is pure gold

>>10265944
Need sauce on this

>>10265944
>>10266151
>>10266247
searched the lines

Private Teacher (1985)

>>10265885
saw this one 10 years ago. could tell what it was from the thumbnail.

never again.

>>10265885
that dick is getting julius caesar'd

>>10265868
man, I miss that place

>>10265950
WTF?

>>10265919
Holy sheet didn't know this was a thing. Huuuung

what about the smellz?

>>10265919
someone guess who just found his new fetish

>>10265944
vintage deepthroat is so classy and hot

>>10265944
>>>10265944
damn the way she bites on the head..

>>10265919
>going balls deep

>>10268147
Literally me

>>10265950
I wasn't prepared for that.

>>10268244
stop

>>10267898
>pornography
>classy
bruh

>>10265885
>kids in sandbox.mpg

>>10268155
is that...Alex Jones?

Holy fuck, now you have a hotdog #livehack

>>10269163
you kek'd me bro

>>10267973
oh fuck, seriously?...kek

>>10265950
Lorena Bobbitt's sister.

>>10268116
truly...wtf?

>>10268147
I thot this was an efukt thread, not a YLYL thread. Shit...sides in orbit.

>>10269286
have you been to efukt?

>>10265944
Looks like Steven Tyler's sister. Jajaja

>>10268116
if you want proof that muzzies are inbreds

>>10269189
yes

>>10265944
I watched this years and years ago lol

>>10268142
BLURP BLURP BLURP BLURP

>>10268155
lol these americans

>>10268116
She looks like one of the presets from mass effect Andromeda

>>10265868
lost

this whole thread is a fucking crack-up

>>10265919
jeesus. Thanks so much to whoever came up with this. Gotta try with gf asap!!!

>>10268238
she's got a beautiful face

>>10265868
>AAAAAAfricka

>>10268133
Sauce?

>>10265950
Please fucking tell me that shit is fake

>>10270077
No its real

>>10267687
still there, dude.

>>10269271
you know the stories about those orphan kids in india where the "leader" maims them so they can beg for more money? it's like that, but in an arab country. she has probably literally been taking dick since she was old enough to walk.

>>10265885
kinda into it

>>10265950
nooooo

>>10269688
thats chloe camilla of Kink dot com

>>10270077
It's real, haven't you seen the original?

>>10271648
Original?

>>10271648
prove it, i refuse to believe that shit is real

>>10268116
is this the new animations for mass effect?

>>10268238
I always thought suffocating on a cock would look different.

>>10265950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH3h84B7dFY

>>10268116

Looks kinda like Angelina Jolie in a few years.

>>10269189

Looks like it.

>>10271633

Kek
Lost.

>>10268116
my dick almost fell out bro, omg I won't be able to sleep tonight

>>10271598
I hear Pingu

>>10268142
Randy Savage, is that you?

>>10271592
>>>/pol/

>>10265868
>>10269671
Does anyone have that mashup?
toto africa

>>10268116
Mass Effect Andromeda lollolololollolololo

>>10265919
Not gonna lie, I'd probably cum super hard from that.

Than I'd be really sore from the ball abuse

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>>10265868
Anyone have the removed efukt video of some weird hunter fucking a girl on top of a dead bear he had just shot?

I think I saw the video on their site in 2010.

>>10268116
this isn't even funny. it just makes me feel bad

>>10271950
'Shake that bear'

>>10268142
>Open this up in multiple tabs

>Sounds exactly like magikarp jumping minigame from Pokemon Stadium

>>10265950
Alright. Well. Its been a fun adventure here of gif but uh, I think im just going to call it quits a just go to sleep.


Fuck.

>>10268142
Came here just for this

>>10268107
What's the sauce on this one?

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>>10271875

>>10269606
>>10271730
>>10271906
Fucking hell, cant unsee

>>10271627
the name tho

>>1026658 I appreciate this comment.

>>10269688
https://www.redtube.com/47784

>>10265950
Where's the jizz?

>>10272366
Wow best in thread by far. Must watch till end.

>>10265868
any1 got the toto africa version of this webm

>>10272776
>>10272551

>>10272366
I was about to make dinner but nevermind I guess

>>10265944
cut a few seconds too short

>>10265885
Does this actually feel good? or is just a quick way to get a uti?

>>10272981
try it anon, you wont regret it unless you do.
post results

>>10272366
I can understand somebody doing these strange things. But what really takes it to the next level for me is that he recorded it all. And not only did he record it, but he shared it, on the internet, with his face. Just, why

>>10265919
I put my balls in someones pussy once. Can't say it was the best experience, fuck trying to put them in someone's arse and bending the fuck out of my cock.

>>10270077
Looks fake as fuck to me. Takes a lot more effort to bite and rip a cock off like that. She doesn't bite through, just tears it off with little effort. Not enough blood spraying either.

No stripper buttchug 360 spray?

>>10265868
efukt tread
just go to fucking efukt

>>10273678
how are you this fucking stupid?
No we dont want to go to efuckt hence the goddamn thread. 4chan style where we get other anons to bring up their best vids thus saving time having to look through efukt for their best vids

>>10268142
chloe moretz after roids.webm

>>10271706
>>10271702
>>10270077
> 18+ board you nigers

>>10272551
Name song?

>>10265944
https://www.xvideos.com/video503871/janey_robbins_and_honey_wilder_private_teacher_final_scene_hq

>>10272551
nice

>>10265885
this is some kazaa shit right here. Pussy Gush if I remember correctly.

>>10272366

jesus dude.

I guess I'm fapping later, wheres the YLYL thread

>>10265868
But, if he has 2 tips, he connect phase L and neutral N, so it just short circuit across end, not his dick..

>>10275385
tin foil is still conductive

>>10271598
poor tory lane
i feel for her

>>10271627
this is beautiful.
also that filename lel

>>10275430
That probably flash heated at least part of the foil...

>>10271598
>good job mike

>>10265950
pretty sure it's from the movie sxtape

>>10268147
The girl is like
$$"Easy money"$$

>>10268244
What dark soul's boss is this??

>>10265944
the one in blue kinda looks like idubbz

>>10271605
"Well doctor you see. 3 men. Came into my ear"
"Doesn't explain how your going to pay for the medical bills."

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>>10275750

>>10265885
Source

>>10265936
I did that to my ex one time. She puked but still finished me off.

>>10275808
That's Vordt, silly

>>10274092
Toto - Africa

>>10270077
it's real

Efukt sucks lmao. way to suck the comedy out of something already funny.

>>10276231
efukt

>>10265950
here I am hard as diamonds watching this like "damn she's fucking fine. thisisgonnabehot.jpg" then she fucking does that. I've never gone from hard as a rock to flaccid so fast in my life.

>>10265944
>pppssssshhhhh, you're getting you're cock suked , kid

>>10277684
I noped out half way through but the slow sensual start up was so hot I wanna watch it again

>>10277652
>anyways how's your sex life

>>10275808
What is this guy on? PCP or flakka?

>>10275808
A very clear sign that black lives matter.

>>10268133

Wasnt this the chick that did her getting off with a vibrator stapped to this thing an art project?

>>10277753
...da fuck

someone have the video where two guys are banging a girl, and the dude ballsack on top is touching the other guy?
i saw it once, and cant find again:(

>>10272366
Is this how niggers are born?

>>10275750
The Dick's Dear Freya

>>10272020
LMAO!!!

>>10265919

Today I have found a new fetish.

Anybody have any webms of that guy that dresses up as Goofy? There's one in specific I'm looking for. He's wearing a mask sitting in a dirty bathtub and jerking off, but then he takes off his mask only to reveal another mask. It was art.

does anyone have the efukt video where a brown girl is getting cummed on by 2 guys she seems pretty pissed/ crying and tells them to stop the shoot ?

>>10272366

>"Oh man, better pick that shit I'll have all over my mouth with a glove. I don't wanna get an infection"

>>10265868
great threat

>>10271809
Came to fap not to laugh

>>10278355
>Mike really loves that car of his
>No, you don't understand. He REALLY loves his car.

>>10273025
i get your point

>>10272551
you are my hero

>>10265919
Ah good ol' plum stuffing

>>10275385
He would still see some shock by being at ground potential. He's just a parallel resistance with the rest of the tin foil

>>10265950
>Cock censored
>Oral castration not censored

God bless

>>10272366
He died for a massive an hostil infection provoked by the invasion of fecal coliforms in his body, also the norwalk virus aproachs, maybe he caught some hepatitis, maybe an conjunctivitis. Maybe some of the pieces of shit he used have some blood stains containing viruses. Also he has a very very serious prolapse. His behaviour shows an exposure to sperm fluids, when he shows that he was keeping in his rectum for a day so maybe a high probability of HIV... Well FUCK THIS NAUGHTY MOTHERFUCKER DISSSGUSTING

>>10268112
Nani

>>10277679
[Oh]

>>10277683
here comes peepee

>>10271633
this should be one of those what its like to chew 5 gum

>>10278429
sauce? it's really fucking gross but I wanna hear it

>>10277674
Oh my God I fuckin lost

>>10278355
>typical /o/ poster

>>10273518
>>10265919

I've done this before and it feels amazing
Put your cock in first to avoid excess bending. I doubt it would even be possible to put your cock in second unless you have either a really short cock or a really long scrotum.
Make sure she's experienced with anal or again, I doubt it would be possible.

>>10275808
What is it about pcp that makes you allergic to clothing?

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>>10278675
>Make sure he's experienced

>>10268155
holy fuck..." i always wanted a child...a ..lil..black child...........in the ass" thats fuckin funny right there

>>10278727
It jacks your heart rate up and thus causes your body temp to rise because of that people tend to shed their clothes.

X works the same way were it jacks your core body temp up to insane levels but it also is like cocaine were it hijacks your brains pleasure centers so that is why bitches get mad horny on X and will fuck you no worries. Also at raves where you see people with the pacifires it's because people who do X pop the pacifier in their mouths to keep hydrated since X will make you dehydrated as fuck.

>>10277652
She handled it better than 90% of the girls do.

>>10278643
It is if you consider the condom a tripcode/namefag.

>>10277674
>autistic 40-year old makes porn

>>10278754
I can easily tell she's in her twenties just from her feet. Having a foot fetish really helps from avoiding kiddy porn.

>>10278756
>>10278773
This isn't YLYL dumb useless faggot.

>>10278791
What the hell is X?
Ecstasy? Only drug I've ever done was [spoiler]Nitrous Oxide[/spoiler]

>>10271633
The new Matrix looks pretty good

>>10277674
>>10277679
I actually kinda feel bad for the guy. He could work out as much as he wanted and could be buff as fuck with an 8-pack, but he will always, always, ALWAYS have a 4-inch micropenis. ;_;

>>10278429
>Hands her a Ralph's bag.

LOL

>>10271950
I hate it when pornstars wear make-up like all the spunk sweat and tears will just smear it all over their faces and make them look like a total wreck by the end of the shoot

>>10268133
My fave starlette Chloe Camilla.

A lot of her stuff gets scrubbed for some reason, so any time you find it its a treat

>>10278791
pacifiers help with clenching your teeth/jaw that ecstasy gives you. lol sure sucking on something may also make you salivate, but it's not going to get you anymore hydrated. drinking water/some other drinks is the only way to do that

>>10268142
The shit she says before the scene is beyond filth.

Like literally "I want to choke to death on cock" no joke

>>10278856
tell me more senpai.

>>10275750
It's Slurpie

>>10279085
Thats the point

>>10278756
oh i get it its like that thing where people used to say "salt" 4 years ago online. welcome to 4chan, trumpites!

>>10279237
its just as, if not more prevelant nowadays.

>>10268234
>Chloe Camilla
yeah, gonna need sauce

>>10265919
Any other webms of chicks gettin' the goofballs?

>>10271627
that dude slappin his dick tho. lost it

>>10277652
"fuck me like you mean it"
Oh he will ...

>>10278751
I'd love to see the rest of that. Anyone know what/where?

ITT: What the fuck

>>10278494
when did he die?

>>10278494
he did not. he was online half an hour ago

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>>10269525

Steven Tyler has a sister named "Jajaja"?

fucking rich people name their kids the stupidest names bro I swear....

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>>10279085

>that makes one of us...

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>>10275385

why don't you do us all a fucking favor and try it out for yourself and report back you supercilious cunt moron.

>>10271950
sounds like fucking pacman

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>>10278791

clearly never tried ecstasy in your life. story time /gif/!

>grew up in the bay area, high school was mid-late 2000's.
>ecstasy becomes very popular in the bay around 2005-6
>because of hyphy movement, everyone calls it thizz, thizzles, or pills.
>most of them are mass produced in warehouses in either Oakland, Sacramento, or somewhere out in the sticks in Solano County.
>Thizz back then was literally at least 50% crystal meth, a dash of cocaine, maybe some molly, and then random poison chemicals to cut it with.
>comes in all different shapes, sizes, and colors, but they're all essentially meth.
>people start grinding their teeth so hard while they're thizzing that they start wearing mouthguards, lollipops, or pacifiers during raves.
>remember taking 3 thizzles and going to a disgusting rave in Berkeley filled with privileged white kids getting financially and physically taken advantage of by a giant group of gorillas with a bag of pills.
>woke up the next morning and thought I had literally broken my jaw, had to go to the dentist and lie and say I have nightmares and grind my teeth
>have to have teeth grinding sessions to even them out (4-5 hours, 2 days in a row, no anesthesia, it's about as awful as you can imagine)
>taking thizz constantly makes my dick not get hard all the way when I try and fuck (even if I haven't taken it that week)
>start to forget everything
>start to act permanently stoned
>get pulled over fully tweaked out one night by the police and almost get arrested.

I see this point in my life as a sign, I quit taking X altogether. slowly start to have a clearer head, motor functions and penis hardness return back to normal. thizz falls out of popularity after a few years, and everyone goes back to normal (drinking and smoking way too much)

>several years go by
>it's 2012 now
>molly now becoming popular
>see all my old friends and younger coworkers start to get into it
>after a few more years, xanax hits
now everyone is retarded again

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>>10277688

>>10265885
Hmm, sounds nice.

>>10278754
SAUCE

>>10279085
What is wrong with you?

>>10268112
>things that are okay
>that

>>10280959

that's monroe. come out from the beautiful outdoors and learn a thing or 2 in here...

>>10275385
>>10275430
>>10278449
I love seeing the brains side of /gif/ come out, but
>>10280837
makes me the happiest.

>>10280922
I love you.

>>10277648
>filename
dead

>>10280911
Unless you know what the fuck you're taking and take pure MDMA.
Unless you have ADHA and Prozac changes your life.
Unless you bipolar and Lamotrigine changes your life.
Unless you're not an idiot.

>>10272981
it's the equivalent of shoving something up a woman's ureter, prolapse is a real risk and you can end up with a lot worse than just a UTI, sepsis can set in quite easily, since it's going straight up to the kidneys.

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>>10281459

>implying that pure MDMA isn't bad for you in any way/shape/form, and that no one has ever died from taking it in the history of raves....
>"unless you bipolar"
>"unless you're not an idiot"

I think it's safe to say we've discovered the SF State Sophomore in the interwebs today

>>10281494
mdma is pretty safe desu, it's the hypo/hypernatremia or overheating that does it.

>>source: i take mdma twice a month on average and I'm not ded.

>>10281459
taking any CNS agent and going out partying is retarded, and can get you killed because your judgement is impaired and you're more likely to retarded things that'll get you killed.

>>10279632
well in that case he is the fucking iron man

>>10279627
hehe i was just saying all the probables diseases tha would cause his death.

>>10277688
Alex Jones is so goofy, also checked.

>>10278900
why feel bad? hes fucking all the chicks he wants!
And he can be fat and ugly and eats what he wants. That's fucking pro.

>>10280837
can't dodge the rodge ;------)

>>10281494
>labs.webm

Those are goldens.

>>10278751
sause

>>10280911
I've watched this so many times and seen discussions of it on here and I still dunno exactly what happened.

I know from the beginniing you can see who blows up first, but it feels like there is a way bigger fallout than the size of the initial bomb would suggest. Was there a second bomb besides the dude at :03?

>>10281503
yeah but you are retarded. "hurr durr im using it so it's safe because im afraid to admit it isn't". Stop lying yourself, it's not safe. This shit will melt your brain someday.

>>10275385
That would be the case if the two tips made contact at the exact same time
when one end goes in slightly earlier, you'll short circuit one phase to the ground through your penis

>>10281689
that's a video of a crane accident -_-

>>10278900
More like 2 inches and change.

>>10265927
Did his cock just break?

>>10281962
Fucking looks like it i feel his pain

>>10281858
>-_-

Fuck off m8.

>>10265885
Reminder that urethra play is the unholiest form of sodomy.

>>10278751
There wasn't a dry vagina in the broadcasting region.

>>10272551
Hero

>>10277652
I fucking love these tho

>>10278900
he had the life.
He literally was the gate into becoming a porn star and could end a chance at a porn career with a few calls.
I think he got arrested though.

>>10265919
2kittens in a basket..

>>10268234
G-g-ghosts are real....?

>>10279085
you said "hate" and i think you meant to say "love"

>>10281503

literal autism. study long term effects of drugs like that, and you'll see that all the college chemist lifestyle factoids are bullshit. you're doing permanent, irreversible damage to your brain. you can spend all the time you want defending your retarded choices, but in 20 years when you can't string a sentence together, try and remember back on this day

>>10271633
Lost

>>10281962
Yes

>>10271950

Man I want to be reincarnated as Rocco. He's destroyed half the female orifices in Europe.

>>10270077
It's 100% real I was there, there is nothing more real than this

>>10281689
Ironically, its not am explosion, but a huge crawler crane that collapsed on the main mosque in Mecca. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mecca_crane_collapse.

>>10272366
well this one almost made me vomit
thats really extraordinarily fuckeed. humanity is lesser for this man existing. i kinda want him to die.

>>10278604
Its on EFUKT with audio, starts throwing up, from what the audience can tell uncharacteristically and announces she just found out she is pregnant so I think its meant to be morning sickness

>>10279098
she was really cute when she first started. then she got into all this fake bondage shit, idk what happened.

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>>10271633
i see duke nukem hasn't had much work recently

>>10278355
song in case anyone wanted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ccWlwD7pDc&ab_channel=wolfskill7

>>10271633
Apparently the cake is not a lie.

Does anyone have one from a while a ago that has since been deleted called "World's Loosest Asshole"? Been looking for ages but can't find it anywhere.

>>10265936

Mirin that sick reverse triangle BJ-BJJ choke. Legit black belt jujitsu there.

>>10271598

>more upset about fake sugar cum in hair than actual cum.

wat

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>>10274092
>>10276495

>>10265885
friend showed this to me when we were kids, you just brought back my PTSD. Well done

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>>10282962
reminded me of this

>>10270077
Mods ban this underage pos

>>10270077
He died of eternal bleeding

>>10265944
What accent is that?

>>10281674
>>10279425
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x16n2oa_aidol-131018-ske48-no-ebi-friday-night-ep03_fun
8 min in

>>10282805
Actually this is a cover up. What really happened was excavators beneath the temple or whatever its called found the Ark of Gabriel and it gave of a pulse of energy killing some 4k peeps.

Later that week the ruskies were asked to move it or some shit to Antarctica.

All the hub bub you might hear about Antarctica has direct ties to the ark.

But I know it sounds crazy, but we live in crazy times. Ancient tech is being rediscovered and will blow minds.

Kinda like the vimama, or however its spelled that was found in Afghanistan and it made a few soldiers disappear.

Crazy shit I tell you.


Now excuse me as I must go poo in my loo

>>10280911
>if it grows in the ground


Hmmm... Let's see:
-sassafras
-cannabis
-coca
-poppies
-mushrooms
-wheat/rye (for ergot to grow on)
-ayahuasca vines
-morning glories/hbw seeds
-iboga


I think god knew what he was doing, humans just thought (with the exception of tryptamines and canna) that the refined shit is much better.

And only ergot is better refined.

>>10265927
And thats when her career ended

>>10278751
>make 2 dozen japs cream their panties
/a/'s wet dream come true

>>10269219
That's what it was called, Newfag.

>>10278751

No fucking chest ...

>>10276293
I did this to my girl and she puked a few times after we fought and she broke a 2.5 gallon beta tank

On himpower someone posted a video of some dude who anal fucked his gf and then put spaghetti in her ass then she slat them out in a cup. Can anyone give me sauce ?

>>10277648
I always thought that blacks were monkeys, not Asian

>>10265950
hnnnng thats fucking hot

>>10283598
source? im interested now

>>10278355

Well good for him wearing a rubber.

>>10268147

"I'm guy Fieri and tonight on DDD, I go slumming for some nog ass"
Guy Fieri gets jungle feaver

>>10269303
literally was about to ask him the same question

>>10279237
>its like that thing where people used to say "salt" 4 years ago online
it's been a thing since the 90s fgt

>>10272366
Why tho?

>>10280889
That vid has my sides in fuckin orbit

>>10286679
I seem to recall the term, in the context of one being bitter or angry, dating back to the early 20th century.

>>10271633
Why are we here? Just to suffer?

>>10276326
This

>>10271627
oh god

>>10274189
please tell me that there is no shit involved

>>10288536
there is no shit involved

>>10283447
I miss this meme

>>10272366
this is making my mouth water up from how disgusting it is

>>10280911
The way that guy goes from here to smear always gets me

>>10285488
Will do. Give me til noon and I'll round up a few reads for you.

But know its gonna sound like bullshit. We live in a rational world that accepts the idea of quantum entanglement, but can't believe that its possible for a being to be beyond this realm that has capabilities of forming realities.

But sure, let's talk about the idea of type 0 -5 civilizations. We can't fathom the tech behind it, but what's to say they can't exist

>>10287140
To experience every facet of life.

IF reincarnation exists, whose to say we can't experience this reality in the form of a tardigrade or a super advanced ayy lmao?