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My GF loves huge cocks and I'm looking for new content for her. GIF's preferred so I can text them to her.
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I forgot to mention, she also really likes to see them flopping out of pants
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Last one that I have
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>>10251185
you're a massive cuckold
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>>10251185
What kind of cuck are you?
Not worth my time, leaving now
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>>10251185
kill yourself you fucking worthless cuck
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>GF
Your right hand doesnt count
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>>10251295
Still looking for longmint video fucking a watermelon
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>>10251231
but you already spent the time to...aww fuck it. What good is reading without a brain to process?
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>>10251517
I think I might have gif of it
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>>10251185
Does OP have a huge cock?
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>>10251185

So I assume she's banging some Hungus Q Jocks on the side?
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>>10251185
You do realize that pretending they're not for you is worse than just saying they're for you, right?
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>>10251844
Agreed. All these lads screaming "cuck" at OP, guy's just to nervous to admit he's a gay who needs dick pics.

Have we forgotten "the most likely solution is probably the actual answer" mates?
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>>10251873
exactly what i thought
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>>10251185
Wt r u fokin gay? Faget
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>>10251185
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>>10251517

PORNHUB dot com view_video.php?viewkey=ph57b9bbda1eb7b
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>>10251517
long mint video, your welcom
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>>10251185
mine has experienced such a piece in a previous relationship. Says it was just painful, and he couldn't get properly hard anyway since the thing was so huge. A waste of time.
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>>10252988
could you make a webm and post here please? hate visiting those tube sites with their fucking popups
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Cuckoldoodledoo
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>>10253027
why would she say otherwise? How big of a cunt would she be if she admitted it was the best fuck of her life and sex with you is like eating meatloaf everyday for the rest of her life while she dreams of the fillet mignon that her ex used to force feed her.

I tell my gf I love her slightly deflated post baby b cups but in reality I dream of the chance to bury my dick between my exs Ds again.
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>>10251185
A boyfriend that helps their girlfriend find porn. What a fucking champ. I wish I had a boyfriend like this...
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>>10253580
My wife admits im not the best in bed she has ever had
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>>10253610
then lift your game
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>>10253610
I know im not the best mines ever had but ive never asked and shes never told Im a man if this dick is so bad go fuck some other poor son of a bitch so I can guilt free fuck the 19 year old with daddy issues at my work
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we all know its for you, you don't have to lie
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>>10253604
I might be speaking for myself here, but i'm pretty sure most guys would find that hot. I'm not even into the cuck shit
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>>10251205
oh mylanta

sauce
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>>10253580

You say this but:

>Be about 21
>Get into a relationship with a woman I work with
>She's married but IDGAF because her husband is an asshole anyway
>Innevitable happens, she bows to family pressure (they're super religious) and goes back to her husband
>We split up but stay friends on the quiet
>No more fucking but she's cool to talk to
>Tells me one day that husband actually asked her if I hadca bigger cock than him and I was better in bed
>"What did you tell him?"
>"That you're twice as big and made me cum every time."

I still get a warm glow about his soul being crushed that day.
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>>10251553
oh shit you got him, somebody schedule a funeral procession for that ded boy. anon: 0 cucks: 1
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>>10251286
Damn that thing is massive
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>>10251286
>>10255220

OH MY GOSH this video makes me feel like a little white sissyboi so friggin much. It brings both feelings of sexual inadequacy in my as well as white guilt. I wish I could house and clean this poor old man and offer my gf ass as a sacrificial lamb to his big old massive Nigger dick. I wish he would enslave me and my gf both so that we could only live on a steady diet of his jungle milk and piss and shit(for me). Is there a source for this video? I would like to meet him so friggin much...
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>>10255033
you missed the point of a woman not being a cunt....of course she told you youre bigger, better, blah blah blah

she also told her husband hes bigger, better, blah blah blah. If she even told her husband anything at all
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Women are liars by nature, and they always claim the bigger dicks hurt them too much and they didn't like them but we all know the truth, they'll always prefer the bigger one to the smaller one, and they'll call yours small or huge regardles of its actual size if they can benefit from doing so.
Hypocrisy is a fundamental part of femininity, every homo, every sissy, every cuck,trap and whore absorb hypocrisy as part of their unvirile personal identity.
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>>10255762
>projecting
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There's always someone bigger than you, you can't be jealous of other people. Last summer I fucked five women (more pussy than I've got in my life, I guess my game was on that year). One night stand where the girl looked uncomfortable with my size when I was thrusting (but was italian and didn't speak English very well, so didn't express herself much), a different English girl after that where when I pushed it in she said "Christ you're big", which was nice to hear. A different American girl after that (what? I live in Europe) who didn't make any comment about my size and recounted being with a black guy with a huge dick, and then a different English girl who said you're quite big. Finally, another Italian girl (later became my gf) who told me her ex was built like a horse, super thick and they struggled having sex. I think that the guy was hung like hell but had no sex experience, so he didn't know about things like lube and foreplay. But anyway my self-esteem was crushed by the last girl after being built up so much by the women before. She had an orgasm with him one time, and the rest of the time was mostly bitter, painful encounters and they didn't fuck much. Before that, regular size penis dude and she came a few times. I'm above average, I could star in porn, but I'd be the small guy in the scene. Initially she never came with me during sex (but, that cuts both ways, I told her about the English girl that came twice during a one night stand, I've also had way better blow jobs where I came), then after about 6 months I stop giving a fuck and she started cuming almost every time, sometimes multiple times.

Moral of the story: don't let other men fuck with your self-esteem. Women will be honest with you if you can take it. If you can't, that's where you get lies.
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>>10255762
I don't know if you've ever tried any anal play, I have, and there is definitely a sweet spot size for the dildo. Too small and it doesn't feel exciting, and too big and it can't move around in there and can't put an angled pressure on your g spot. I've found that a dildo about my own size and a bit shorter makes me cum like milking a cow. I've tried thicker, longer, smaller and while it's a fun "try that once", I don't get anywhere close to cumming.
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>>10255762
>>10255826
I mean, when women say bigger dicks hurt them or were uncomfortable, they're sometimes not lying. But yeah, other times probably trying to make you feel better if they see you can't take it.
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>>10253027
>>10253610
>>10253637

Cucks
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>>10255730
>>10253580
Coming from a woman, I can admit while it's nice to suck on a big one like these, actually fucking me is a totally different story. It's painful, awkward since the guy can't go all the way in and usually they have a hard time maintaining themselves hard(at least when they're older 30+) much less getting to go a round 2.
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>>10255812
Underrated post, have a (you)
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>>10256578
awww newfag doesnt know what a cuck is
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>>10255645
dude, you're taking porn way too far

I believe someone in another thread said it was probably a case of megalophallus caused by sickle cell anemia. Life expectancy gets cut by half and I don't think you can get it up, but arguably worth it in the end
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>>10251195
Am I your gf? That is like the hottest thing ever.
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>>10256605
I feel like the "can't stay fully hard" thing is a myth low self esteem cucks perpetuate to feel better. If the grass is greener on the other side don't say "well green grass attracts more bugs anyway." Accept yourself for who you are or you're just going to keep spiraling down into patheticness.
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>>10253580
>How big of a cunt would she be if she admitted it was the best fuck of her life and sex with you is like eating meatloaf everyday for the rest of her life while she dreams of the fillet mignon that her ex used to force feed her.
That would be a normal woman. Yirgin detected.
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>>10255812
>Women will be honest with you if you can take it.
>Women will be honest with you
Cute.
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>>10251185

"My GF loves huge cocks and I'm looking for new content for her. GIF's preferred so I can text them to her."

dude you're looking at dicks because you're gay, don't make up shitty excuses
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when was the last time a girl ever bragged about how small the dude smashing her was?..... /endthread
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>>10257097
It's a fact dude pelvic muscles have trouble keeping enough blood in your willy as you age, it's only going to be harder (lel) for someone with a bigger schlong
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>>10257111
Trips confirm. Women are not honest.
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>>10255730

Except *she* was the one who brought it up, not me. And she did cum every time. And I do have a big dick. Bear in mind she went back to a husband she despised because her family basically forced her; she had no motivation at all to spare his feelings.
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what kind of guy ask her gf about her ex bf dick size wtf ? That's fucking degenerate and insecure
Like who care ? If my gf asked me about the tightness of my ex vagina i would raise an eyebrow and be like what ?
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if you're a guy you perfectly know if your if your dick is small average or big what's the point of begging for compliments ? It's always nice when a girl say your dick is big and all but seriously what kind of whore tell you about her previous bf dick ?
you really have to be some kind of cuck to even care
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>>10255033
Don't back off when he learn a girl is taken
Low moral degenerate scum
Would probably cry like a little bitch if that happened to him
Closet fag who care more about competition about another dude instead of seeking a drama free single and loyal girl
Care about the other dude dick size
Fall for the girl telling you you have the biggest one classic whore tactic of male validation
Proud about hurting a relationship and made a commited guy insecure
kys
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>>10255812
Maybe the problem is wanting the cake and eating it too. If you need to lie to get what you want, maybe you should forget about the thing you want, don't lie to other people, and move on.
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>>10251286
actual diseased dick
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Is johns growth blog fake, how do we know?
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>>10258801
Located at johnsgrowth dot tumblr dot com
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>>10258383
actual mad jealous whiteboi lmao
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>>10255645
>so friggin much
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>>10256605
>>10255829
you just like gagging on big black cocks
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>>10251295
how does an asian have a 9" dick?
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>>10259046
??
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>>10251606
OBVIOUSLY NOT
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>>10253604
i bet you do you worthless skank
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>>10255033
2 options for real-life versions of your story here. There are no other optuons.

>I'm a huge liar with a tiny penis who no woman wants a relationship with. Listen to how terrible men who hold relationships with women are.

Or

>Blah blah. I had a fling with a married whore who lied to me and convinced me that my dick is the most special wee wee in the world.

>She eventually got bored with me and broke it off because she's a whore, but not a stupid whore, and lied to me about why.

>Also, I'm SUPER gullible.
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>>10258801
half his pictures actually look like bad photoshop
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>>10258866

Mate, look at it. It can't even penetrate a woman. It looks like a tumor.
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Would you scratch his balls if asked to?
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>>10255645
This shit is copypasta for fuck sakes.
Good banter anon
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>>10255730
Except she cheated on her husband, so she was a cunt. A worthless, good-for-nothing cunt.

The only person in this story who is a bigger cunt than she is is the person telling the story, because he's super proud of fucking a married person.
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>>10259673
If by itch you mean with my mouth, then yes, very much so.
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>>10251338
>triggered
kek
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Let her have mine then. I'll share.
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And some more too.
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Last one, I don't know if it applies tho.
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>>10261132
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>>10256903
No man, I dont think so. Hes just Black, all Black men have above average dicks. I wish I was one or had one but unfortunately it seems I was only born to serve them. Do you happen to have sauce anyhow?
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>>10261133
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>>10261136
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>>10252745
kek. i know the feeling
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Why must every thread be turned into some sort of argument over politics?
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>>10251185
Thank for this thread op. I'm showing everything here to my gf too.
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>>10251205
God damn! Source?
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>>10261153
its bc you whites obsses over race and like to fetishize black men and sometimes women af
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>>10252745
>looks over 45
>strong
>equine dick
What kind of eugenics this guy's parents have gone through?
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>>10261153
stormfront thinks the best use of their time is shitting up the porn board
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>>10251185
Cuck detected
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>>10261186
<austrian accent>
- I'm going to need your jacket. And the motorbike.
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>>10255762
"women are liars by nature"
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>>10258181
If someone wants to cheat on their partner with you, it's their problem. They are going to cheat with someone. May as well enjoy the sex. You don't have to try to make someone else's life decisions for them. You don't even have the right; it's not your business.
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>>10258801
>>10258810
Dude, the very latest post is a clear shop. He stretched his dick out without stretching the background.
And the very next POV dick post is even more painfully shopped.

***Dick growth is not real.*** And it never will be. Surgery is the only way any adult's penis will permanently increase in size.
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>>10261134
>Above average
>I'm exactly average
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>>10253610
faggot cuck. die in a fire.
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>>10261306
They really are: makeup, heels, wonderbras, but t lifting pants. They're just giving an illusion
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>>10261431
You're just as good as the person you get in bed with faggot. You're an accessory to the crime therefore just as guilty birch. Just admit you're fat slit wife doesn't satisfy you so you need to lust after another man's wife you discontent cunt
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>>10261153
Whose the guy?
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>>10262541
Let me guess, you've been cheated on, and now you want to be mad at as many people as possible. So mad that you'll call anon "birch." Relax and enjoy these huge cocks instead, mangrove.
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>>10251185
i came here to look at dick and to call you a cuck.
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>>10251295
>tfw a girl has a bigger dick than you
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>>10262492
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>>10256903
>arguably worth it in the end
lost
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>>10259869

I'm not proud of fucking a married person, I just DGAF because her husband is a cunt.
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>>10257294
Maybe for old dudes who don't take care of themselves at which point you don't deserve to be well endowed anyway. We're on a porn board. Don't have to look far to see an older porn guy with a big dick and no issues. Lex Steele is damn near 50.
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>>10262810
sorry mate, that aint "huge" :)
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>>10261186
Niggerbois BTFO.
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>>10251185
op your gay af and you just don't want to admit you like looking at cocks.
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>>10263996
God damn.
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>>10251295
is it gay if i want to be fucked by her
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>>10264301
not if she has a feminine penis
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>>10259105
>outlier, same reason China can produce a 7 ft basketball player
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>>10263996
i have that mousepad
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>>10264356
her penis is a fucking stallion- nothing feminine about it
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>>10263996

Nice rig bruh, what's that a GTX 1080?
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>>10255033
fresh cringe, hot off the presses in a gif thread
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>>10264624
You know it.
Kinda wishing I had waited for a 1080ti though.
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Which is the worst meme?
A) It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean;
B) Girls don't really know what "big" is, I had a girl think I was ten inches when I'm only six;
C) Dude, I have a huge dick, but I'm a kissless virgin shut-in NEET so it doesn't even matter;
D) My dick is ONLY seven inches, how do I get bigger?
E) dude jelq lmao
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>>10264301

It's only gay if it's in your mouth.
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>>10251185
>GIF's preferred

Fuck outta here, make her use modern webm on her phone. MXPlayer or something. Does she still use a flip phone? How does she send you decent quality nudes??
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>>10251185
this is when we find out OP calls himself "My GF"
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>>10265229
Or GF is grandfather
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>>10251195
Sauce? I have a gif like this but it's much smaller and I haven't found where it was from
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>>10253093
I unf'd
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>>10264919
the worst meme is the webm of that homeless schizophrenic African guy with the diseased swollen cock who's just wandering around naked in a city.

It's in this thread, but I'm not even gonna quote it. I'm that sick of it.
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>>10265378
shit.....I don't know why that got me.....but I did not expect ylyl in this thread. It opens up so many more possibilities.

Is OP a grill and she's sharing big weiner pics with her gay grandfather?

Is this some kind of mega-dick rape family and they scoping out their competitors in order to eliminate them and murder their children like Gorillas do?

Is grandad getting a new dick?

It just....it never ends. My life will never be the same after tonight.
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>>10264301

It depends on both your gender identity and theirs! If you both identify as the same gender, then yes, it's gay! But it's ok either way. :)
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>>10263847
:(
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>>10251189
wow, I made that gif in 2013. Surprised to see it still floating around
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>>10268410
You got any/more new gifs/webms? I think i saw one in the cumming thread but thats it. Would love to see more
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>>10263996
I want to feel that throbbing in my mouth.
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>>10262803
>girl
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>>10261186
>What kind of eugenics this guy's parents have gone through?
We need to get over our bullshit ethics and unleash eugenics and genetic engineering. Anything beats waiting around until antibiotic resistance bacteria eat us extinct.
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>>10263996
>>10259673

unf
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>>10264919
c. rest aren't memes
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>>10268555
this one is new
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>>10270953

thats a nice dick no homo
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>>10270953
More?
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>>10265457
why you so mad about it tho lol?
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>>10261091
saw somethin like that scene in person once
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>>10252745
>there goes my hero.....watch him as he goes
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>>10270953
I'm wearing those socks right now.
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>>10251185
give me her number and ill send her pics :^)
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>>10261217
shitpost harder
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>>10259690
>>10255645

yep, i figured the person who originally wrote it was a fag, but this guy copy and pasting it is worse
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>>10264624
>implying the one posting is the owner of the cock or the rig
>>10264730
faggots, the both of you
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We got more OC up in here?
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>>10271951
Don't be jelly babe
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>>10261072
>cuckold faggot
kek
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>>10263996
Anyone have the version with sound? I love hearing his cum hit the floor and shit
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>>10253093
Why does that cum look so fake? like it's cgi or some shit
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>>10272262
lmao
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>>10272262
...

Do you happen to live in Southern California, by any chance?

>when you think you found someone you know in a dick thread on 4chan
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>>10272527
I do not
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>>10272262
>>10271951
>>10263996

lel
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>>10252745
pumped
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>>10272452
Hitting carpet makes a noise?
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>>10259231

It never ceases to amaze me how the kissless virgins of 4chan dismiss everybody elses romantic and sexual experiences. Just because you've never touched a boob doesn't mean the rest of us haven't had a rich and varied sexual history.
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>>10258181

Holy shit you actually are a bitter, lonely, kissless virgin.

Pro tip, faggot: That story was 15 years ago. If I was in that sad cuck husband's shoes, I'd have more self-respect than to take the cheat back. But then I've never treated a woman so badly that she'd want to treat me that way.
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>>10270953
Sauce?
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>>10252745

>man:"Sarah Conn...
>woman:"YES!"
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>>10272471
yep some of it is fake
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>>10251248
fuck i want that inside me right now
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>>10272262
>>10263996
cum inside my pussy please i want that load in me
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>>10251295

Meh, too bad she never uses it or gets fucked by anything else other than a small dildo.

Lamemint...
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I hate this. I don't know why I visit threads like these, all it does is make me super-depressed. The feeling of inadequacy has been with me ever since middle school, and it's never going to go away. I'm going to be a virgin forever because of this. My one and only fetish is showing off a bulge, and I can't do that. I'll never get to do that. Anyone can get fit, anyone can become relatively rich, anyone can become a respected expert in a field... But you can't make your dick bigger. Not without permanently damaging it. All I can do is exist until my natural death, forever plagued by this sense of impotence.
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>>10274268
There there friend.
You could always pump for temp gains, helps with the bulge.
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>>10272262
Daddy <3
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>>10251185
Yo OP is your name Deric?
My friend T's bf does this to her and she fucking hates it.
no hate on you if not but I thought it'dbe a funny coincidence.
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>>10274268
So trap out. If you go gay no matter how hideous, smelly, stupid, inept, or othewise worthless you are, SOMETHING will fuk you.

Not me, but something.
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>>10274811
I dunno man, if you can't trap right might as well not at all.
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hi. I'm curious, ive never had sex or anything, but do dicks this big actually hurt? i would assume itd take lots of lube and adjusting.. but I've always enjoyed the idea of something like this in me..
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>>10275324
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>>10275332
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>>10275335
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>>10275337
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>>10261440
The traction rigs have medically documented success but you're really looking at 0.4-1.2" (mean 0.7") gains for 3-6 months of having something bulky strapped to your dick for 6 plus hours a day
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>>10275424
hmm interesting ...
safe? lol
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>>10275424
But what about girth tho? That's the real question.
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>>10251185
Just admit you're a faggot, anonymous
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>>10272262
Please post more.
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>>10272262
kek stop posting your own cock faggot.
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>>10252745
>when you rekt other males just by walking by

Those people would talk about that forever
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>>10272546
Where is the fucking source for this holy shit
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>>10251185
What a cuck.
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>>10276769
Someone's mad their call out was wrong
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Jesus Christ you people are easily baited.
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>>10270953
So why do you upload here somewhat often but not on reddit? Also, if you can post more that'd be devine
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>>10261153

half trolls, half idiots taking the bait

gg fellas gottem
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>>10270953
This is that dude in the car webm
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>>10277031
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1918769355
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>>10263996
I need more like NOW
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>>10251248
I need more of this guy
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>>10277781
reddit is more effort and I haven't felt like posting much recently. I'll take everything I've posted here and put it on reddit eventually.
>>10277817
there's two car webms actually

wish my rig was nice as the other guy's in this thread (no pun intended)
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>>10278146
how big are you :o
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>>10272262
Do u have any more webns?
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>>10278160
about 8.5x6"
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>>10251185
>My GF loves huge cocks
Doesn't sound like she'll be around much longer.
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>>10270953
I would mount that
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>>10278337
Doesn't sound like she exists.
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>>10278295
I waited 2 months for a new pic on reddit only to find out you post on here more consistently :0 this is great news to me. Also are you straight, bi, or gay? Im guessing straight
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>>10272262
Fuck yeah, Cooler Master Storm Trooper (or Stryker?) enthusiast class ATX case!
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>>10278807
You'd hope it'd be enthusiast level with a 1080 in it.
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>>10252745
someone should photoshop trumps face on him, and bernies face on the guy in the back. that would be absolute meme magick
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>>10252745
motherfcuking impressive
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How do you guys deal with a girl calling your dick "cute" or "nice"? I'm thinking of committing suicide once I get wizard-status at thirty because I can't handle being so incompetent.
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>>10279717
Big dicks are a lot of fun to look at, but average dicks are much more fun to play with. Relax and enjoy the fact that you have a cute dick. Also pics.
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>>10279717
better than freaky women calling your dick gorgeus and stuff its just a dick
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>>10251286
i'd walk around naked with a dick like that
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>>10261089
>huge cock
>???
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>>10252745
Silicon injections niggas
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>>10252745
This has to be Silicon injections
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>>10261133
SAUCE PLZ
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>>10265457
>>10251286
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I wish I had a big dick
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I wish I had a bf with a big dick
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>>10274268

Seriously used to have this problem myself, then one day I just got over it. Seriously dude don't worry about it.
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I wish I was gay
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I wish I was gay
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>>10274268
There's actually a surgery, has been used since the 90s, that increases the size of your penis, by 2 inchess in both dimensions. It's been reported as highly successful and seems to have no health risks, not even postponed ones.
The penis is injected with fat from another part of your body and this helps to "fill it" in a way.
So yes, it'S here, but it's not much talked about.
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>>10280843
Except that, over time, your own body has a way of knowing where the fat should ACTUALLY be and may reabsorb it slowly over time, depositing it back where the doctors took it from.

True, there really is no lasting damage and can theoretically be done repeatedly, hence being able to be called a "permanent" change but only in a loose sense. I just got comfortable with having a strange, oddly shaped wang and got over it. Seems cheaper and easier.
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>>10272471
its from the film LOVE first 3D sex film, its on netflix
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>>10280843
would that explain these big floppy dicks in porn that never get fully hard? Those are more depressing than micro-dicks.
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>>10281173
Honestly that wouldn't make much sense to me; Adding effectively a padding of fat shouldn't effect the quality of the erection. I guess something in the length process might do that though.
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>>10274268
>>10280821

Amen. Enjoy looking at big dicks, but also enjoy what you've got. And learn to appreciate little dicks, too. They are seriously fun to do gown on , and they look really good on a slim or fit body. Like old statues.
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>>10251286
gee i wonder if that dick carries any sort of diseases with it

nah I'm just making wild assumptions
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>>10281754
Well it is on a black man.
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>>10272796
everything makes a noise faggot
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I'm typing with my penis
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>>10281996
That's going to be one quiet noise.
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>>10251185
Its kind of sweet you're looking for porn for your gf

I mean its still pathetic that you do this because you obviously dont have a big cock and your gf cant attract men with them

but still kinda sweet
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>>10282489
sauce?
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>>10264506
>her penis
this level of autism
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>>10251185
>My GF loves huge cocks

1. You don't need to lie about having a GF
2. If by some miracle you do have one, I'm guessing yours is too small for her so ur finding bigger ones to please her
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>>10272262
>>10278146
Nice PC's, specs/games you play?
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>>10255645
dude chill
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>>10259105
That's a 7 inch dick at most. It looks bigger than it is.
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>>10282537
whoa, watch out, fucking detective here.
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>>10262492
>>10262810
>>10270953
I would suck this meat so good
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>>10253580
My ex basically says the same thing about her ex. I have a dick that's slightly on the smaller size of average. She has told me that her exes cock either hurt her, and often couldn't get hard. It was bigger than mine she says.

But she said this without me really asking or anything, and, notably, she left him for me after I fucked her.
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>>10283371
Sorry I meant my gf, not ex.
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>>10265998
No, your mental illness has nothing to do with it. If you're a dude, it's super gay.

Whether or not that's an issue is up to him.
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>>10258866
its the after effects of sickle cell you white kid
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>>10259105
That's like 6.5" long, if that. it's all camera angles and then there's the fact that this trap is a skinny, short Asian.
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>>10272262
Dude you should make more vids
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>>10278146
fuck. my wife literally has a dildo that is just like this cock. this is making me so jealous and turned on.
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>>10258866
not enough blood to get it up it's useless
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>>10268410
>>10251189
>>10278146
>>10270953
>>10278295
where are this guy's other webms?
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>>10253604
boyfriend's cock n timestamp now or GTFO
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>>10261153
>black guys start getting on muh dick memes
>"huh huh stormfags just can't leave it!"
nu/pol/ is cancer
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>>10271438
I am laughing my fucking ass off at this post.
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>>10251205
Is that AMSRrequests?
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>>10263847
>>10267720
: (
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>>10251185
Yeah. "Your GF".
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>>10283371
Never go for a girl who cheated on someone for you.

What's stopping her doing the same to you?
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>>10273021
Like the time I started fucking a girl I dated in high school during college. We became fuck buddies while she was inbetween relationships. Turns out she actually had another boyfriend the whole time and she was cheating on him with me because he was fat and had a tiny, tiny penis. No length, no girth. She said he thought he had a hormone deficiency or something. He found out about all of this - she told me he was told, point-blank, that my dick is bigger and I'm better in bed - and the fat fuck started trying to "resolve this like men" (aka, let's fight) and I told him "nigga we already did, I fucked your woman and she liked it." I told her the next day that it was too much bullshit for the pussy and hooked up with a fat chick in my drama class. We've been together for 3 years now. She gives head pretty much on command.
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>>10262755
THE FUCK this thing made my day, thanks annon
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>>10283783
Repulsive
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>>10273309
You know he put a small hole in a condom to exaggerate his cum, right? You can see it on his shaft toward the end.
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>>10287775
Thanks, anon. Would love to get throatfucked by that
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>>10287775
Any chance of a cumming video?
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>>10287865
gimme a sec
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>>10287839
I have no idea what you're talking about, there's no condom. I'm not even sure how that would exaggerate cum.
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>>10287930
Thanks so much, anon. Now I'm going to get off to these haha
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>>10251185
you dont have to be ashamed of liking big cocks Anon
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>>10282489
sauce ???
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>>10285844
>hooked up with a fat chick in my drama class
did this too and it worked out great
>regularly slept/hung out in her dorm that had 3 other chicks living there
>turns out I had the biggest dick out of all their boyfriends, which she bragged about regularly
>crazy overmedicated girl gets jealous as fuck
>starts making sly references to her boyfriend's dick size compared to mine
>caught her eavesdropping on us fucking
>she literally won't leave me alone
>girlfriend fights her over me
nothing in my life has been even remotely as satisfying since
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>>10255033
Stay classy.
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>>10279339
except trump has a tiny dick. i mean, look at his hands.
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>>10289900
got anymore big dick stories?
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