You are the girl below your post

>>10249418
no im not im a guy.

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>>10249421

instead of giving it some dumbshit title like "you are the girl below your post" stop sugarcoating it and call it a "porn webm" thread

>>10249449
^^There goes my hero.^^
Watch him as he goes.

>>10249418
going to have to ask for the saucerino on this brah

>>10249449
Or call it closet faggot thread

>>10249496
There goes my hero
He's ordinary

No.

NO.

I'll repeat that one more time so your feeble, tiny mind gets it.

NO.

I am NOT the "girl below your post". I am NOT the one watching a woman sucking a dick and "wishing it was me." I am NOT the flaming, fairy, falluting fucking faggot that you somehow wish you could god damn relate to, by making these stupid cunt threads over and OVER.

I am a man. I am a man who fucks women. I AM the one who FUCKS.

Do you get this? Do you get this in your pathetic brain, YET? You'd better. You'd better wisen the ever-loving mother-of-god fuck up in this changing world, sonny. Because the pendulum is swinging. It's swinging VERY FUCKING FAST.

GONE are the days where you limp-wristed fairy cuntwarbling faggot-enablers can post your insipid, subversive shit on this website in the hopes of converting men into weak-willed prancyboys. GONE are the days where you can give them latté enemas and shove candycanes up their butts while you sing Edith Piaf tunes and vote Democrat.

It's time to get tough, you fucking faggot.

It's time to stop this stupid shit.

The time is NOW.

>>10249551

Wow.

>>10249551
You could be straight out of For Honor. So much salt lately. I prefer sweet things :c

>>10249421
>>10249449
u dont need to follow rules to see, its just the thread, like the "make you wanna suck cock" have nice blowjobs, enjoy the way you want it, kid, or create your own thread :)

>>10249551
Somebody's up past their bedtime.

>>10249577
yes, ppl should appreciate more, enjoy, instead of complain

>>10249447
404 woman not found

>>10249597
Maybe they used to be a woman

>>10249551
>"Excessive levels of toxic masculinity detected, sir, and climbing"
>"Get to the escape pods!"

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>>10249565
Do your worst

>>10249551
the lady doth protest too much

>>10249719
nice. more like this? sauce maybe?

>>10249514
may I please get the source of this video material, sir?

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>>10249551
autism/10

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>>10249551
Why can't I stop laughing at this

>>10249551
this is some repressed faggotry if I've ever seen it.

just go suck a dick dude, you will be sooo much happier.

No, i'm not. And neither are you, you disgusting fat sweaty, greasy, cheeto fingered swine.

hi

>>10249798
my name is

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> You are a tomboy now. Regardless of how you felt before, once in this body you will experience a strong drive to dress androgynously and behave not very feminine. It would help if you weren't just so fucking cute... Or if you didn't have those clearly-very-feminine boobs. Speaking of which...
>
> You absolutely hate your breasts. The girl in the picture considers them a nuisance and so will you. It might be difficult to imagine this now, but with your new female wiring boobs will all of a sudden seem about as sexually exciting as your elbow. You remember all the videos you saw with women moaning as someone plays with their nipples? Well, actually being able to get pleasure from your tits is much less common than you'd thought (only one in five women experience boob-related orgasms). Your body is on the opposite side of the spectrum from what you saw in porn - nipple play does nothing for you and if anything only makes them feel raw and sore.

>>10249867
continuation...

> As a result of that you see your tits only for what they literally are. Two, very inconveniently placed sacks of fatty flesh stuck for good to your chest as obvious advertisements of your gender and sexual availability. You would have gotten a reduction surgery if it wasn't for your phobia of hospitals and how expensive they are. You hate how you didn't ask for them and yet you have to put up with them. You hate how you can feel them move around. You hate how you can feel their weight hang off on your pectorals and pull and tug the skin underneath your collar bones. You hate how to stop that from happening (or at least limit) you need to wear a bra - a garment so feminine your androgynous drive is disgusted just by the idea of wearing one. A sports bra is about as far as you will go when you really need support but even then wearing one for more than a couple hours makes you feel like shit. Most girls would have gotten used to having boobs by your age but the way your brain always fixated on wanting them not to be there prevented that from happening.
>
> In that webm you are posing for a video you are about to send to a guy you've just started going out with. Despite all that tomboyishness you still can't help but be really submissive in your relationships. Here he asked you to show your tits and you oblige. You try to look sexy for him but if you look closely at the facial expression of the girl you will become, you'll see she feels uncomfortable flaunting her chest. You'll never have the guts to tell him how you hate your boobs and how they disgust you. Certainly not after finding out he is seriously into titfucking. You'll just quietly provide your uncomfortable chest for his enjoyment.
>
> Oh did I mention that you are only 18 AND a late bloomer? I'm sure boyfriend will be ecstatic to find out those puppies still ain't quite done growing and mother nature had planned for you to carry even more titflesh on your chest...

>>10249867
>>10249869
now can somebody do me? I want to be sexy but uncomfortable with it. Huge naturals on a tiny body would be cool. Especially if you write creatively about their impact on me.

>>10249551
i fuckin cried

>>10249802
Source?

>>10249523
Mya Lane fucked in the park

>>10249571
Preach

>>10249952
So that's Timthetatman's wife.

>>10249783
sauce

>>10249783
so good

>>10249867
source?

>>10249418
Dang !! I went by that tree the other day.. same girl still there giving blow jobs to everyone..

>>10249696
Because I care

http://spankbang.com/vsvw/video/bella+rossi+first+ever+gangbang+and+dp

>>10249696
Et tu, Brute?

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Have fun!

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>>10250904
lucky

>>10249551
you dickjealous tiny white man, i feel bad for you.

>>10249696
We wuz Spartans and shiet.

>>10250769
>>10250728
What's the point posting any white men after these? There's just no point...

>>10249551
This is a thread FOR women BY women.
Faggot.

>>10250999
I hate this meme

>>10249551
Absolutely no insecurity here c:

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>>10249551
11/10 Came to fap, left in tears of laughter.

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>>10251021

>>10249551
10/10

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>>10249551

>>10249551
Holy shit wow

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>>10249551

>>10249551
You calm your dick-width gaping asshole right down, mister.

>>10251124
Agreed

>>10249514
Sauce for the love of god.

>>10249551

>I AM the one who FUCKS

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rolling

>>10249867
>>10250081
Her name is electre (french), but you'll be disappointed.
Interesting fact is that she's openly racist politicized (far right), she doesn't fuck blacks.

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>>10249551
This is pasta, right?

>>10249551
If this isn't copypasta I haven't seen yet it's gonna be now

>>10251339
whats her name?

>>10249699
Source?

>>10251153
Does anyone know the source for this?

>>10250119
cheers m8

>>10249952
Da fug did i jus fap to?
visibleconfusion.png

>>10249551

I know its bait but I like it so much.

>>10250939
Sauce?

Hit me.

>>10249551
lol

>>10250137
thoroughly underrated post

Who me?

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>>10251632

roll.....gimme your best slut

>>10249551
true

>>10249551
>I AM the one who FUCKS

what did he mean by this

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>>10252231

>>10252273
thats one of the funniest things ive ever seen. thank you

>>10252273
slutty and a disgusting pig

>>10252273

>when you don't have a paper bag

>>10249551
>The time is NOW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LitDGyxFh4

>>10249565
i could be her i wanted... not like the one who FUCKS.

>>10251339
GIMME DA SAUCE!!!! Looks just like a student of mine!

>>10249551
you okay little buddy?

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>>10249418

>>10249565

The whole time I was thinking that I found a new kink of watching slow mo hot chicks naked underwater..... then she busted ass and couldn't stop laughing. In between the pedo/rekt/tranny threads, sometimes this site makes me laugh.

Okay...

>>10249421
Huh

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>>10249551
>I AM the one who FUCKS.
I'm fucking crying

>>10251017
Do you rly believe that yourself?

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>>10252638

I'm game

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>>10249551

>>10253196
Sauce???

>>10252457
>Just Marrted
What did they mean by this?

>>10250119
Thanks bud

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67
ACDC

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>>10249551

Here. Have a Snickers.

>>10249719
sauce?

>>10249699

sauce plz

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Seronya

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>>10249551
Dude how bout you just browse for porn and shut up dude like everyone else does.

What the fuck are you some kind of fucking muslim? You gonna blow yourself up on a message board?

fuck off

Just to spite you I am gonna post and bump the thread so everyone can see you being a whiney bitch.

>>10249699
bump

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cant even see thumbnails

>>10249699
Body built for comfort. Fuck.

>>10249551

option a
sweet troll

option b
this guy is so scared of the gay, he needs everyone else to stop talking about it too


like, do you see an ad for guitar lessons, and scream "NO! I DON'T WANNA PLAY GUITAR"? or is it just gay stuff you can't ignore?

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>>10249551
Oh and btw just fyi that is some of the most cringey shit I have ever seen on 4chan and I have been here since before snacks left fucking terrible dude just fucking edge lord tier shit

please someone screencap it for future generations

>>10253433

plz forever ever

>>10253419
need sauce on that one

>>10250137
Beware the ides of March...

>>10249551


i bet your grinder says 'str8-acting'

let's see

I'd take both those guys cocks!

>>10252368
kek

>>10252368
lmao true

>>10250999
This guy had a dick enlargement surgery. No ones dick is really like this and if it is its unlikely to have much feeling.

>>10249551
You should get laid.

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>>10249551
>I AM the one who FUCKS

>>10249565
I don't remember this scene from Splash...

>>10253349
That's an I you fucking retard

>>10249551
YOU GONNA FUCK ON ME?

>>10249696
that guy moving the pillow. very hardcore.

>>10254627
Holy shit is that poison ivy?!

>>10250728
who the fuck is this

>>10251537

Keri Lynn. Does a lot of incest. Not sure the exact source.

>>10254599
name please

>>10254640
nettles

>>10252562
is there a full vid of this?

>>10251486
Charlie

Yum

>>10252273
sauce?

>>10249925
sauce for the love of god

>>10253419
god im in love

>>10253453
Oxuanna Envy

>>10249551
>We're totally not-triggered! YOU'RE TRIGGERED!
>Dozens of comments proving how not-triggered everyone is.

>>10249696
XXX parody of the Battle of Cannae starring we wuz carthage

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>>10249696
tu cuckue, mi fili?

>>10249551
I laughed so hard I completely lost any and all urge to fap for the evening

Pls

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>>10255204

>>10251095
>implying i dont need sauce on this

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>>10255274

>>10251499
kristen scott, not sure which vid that is.

>>10255311
God damn, that is one terminally-ruined slut

>>10249551
11/10 bait, well done

>>10255311
sauce!? :D

>>10249696
YO SO HOL UP SO YOU BE SAYIN...

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You have a YouTube channel with thousands of male fans, and you keep them fans by letting every single one of them have their way with you. Also, wearing a bra, shirt, or panties shrinks just grows your boobs more and more.

>>10249551
include me in le screenshot reddit

>>10249719
nice wedding ring

>>10249597

You've almost reached the joke, well done! Keep trying!

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Enjoy the boobs. They look heavy.

Btw the new birth control you just started taking has triggered a weird hormonal imbalance and you'll find you'll spend the next two years getting really sick of shopping for bras because your boobs will be through a second puberty. Good luck carrying them when they're done.

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describe my new life to me

>>10255734
do you have a name or something?

>>10250769
that dick is the most fake

>>10255810
white girl and black dick fit together like my fist in a racist's face

>>10250158
THICC

>>10249551
>Do you get this? Do you get this in your pathetic brain, YET? You'd better.

Or else what? You'll write another strongly worded autistic comment?

>>10255847
I think his head probably broke while writing that one, to be honest

No.
NO.
I'll repeat that one more time so your feeble, tiny mind gets it.
NO.
I am NOT the "girl below your post". I am NOT the one watching a woman sucking a dick and "wishing it was me." I am NOT the flaming, fairy, falluting fucking faggot that you somehow wish you could god damn relate to, by making these stupid cunt threads over and OVER.
I am a man. I am a man who fucks women. I AM the one who FUCKS.
Do you get this? Do you get this in your pathetic brain, YET? You'd better. You'd better wisen the ever-loving mother-of-god fuck up in this changing world, sonny. Because the pendulum is swinging. It's swinging VERY FUCKING FAST.
GONE are the days where you limp-wristed fairy cuntwarbling faggot-enablers can post your insipid, subversive shit on this website in the hopes of converting men into weak-willed prancyboys. GONE are the days where you can give them latté enemas and shove candycanes up their butts while you sing Edith Piaf tunes and vote Democrat.
It's time to get tough, you fucking faggot.
It's time to stop this stupid shit.
The time is NOW.

>>10255885

Well done. I saw this while scrolling past. You've somehow managed to be more of a fag than anyone else in this thread, despite it being more or less designed for fags.

For this you should be congratulated.

All Hail King Fag.

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>>10255885
Years and years of acting masculine and denying who really are are taking its toll on your psyche. When your buddies invite you over to watch the big game you go over, expecting to drink some budlight and pretend to not notice your friends' huge bulges.

What you got instead was an intervention. Your friends told you that you need to be true to yourself and succumb to the woman inside you.

30 minutes later you stopped drinking budlight and started drinking your buds' juice

>>10249551
Saved

>>10249565
kek

mind blown. first a 4chan classic >>10249551

but it overshadowed this bizarre shit
>>10249867
>>10249869
the fuck is up with that???

you kids today. back in the 00's we just trolled on 4chan, none of this brainfuck psyche-dumping

>>10256027
Right? We were crazy back then, but not this weird level of crazy.

>>10256027
It's called shilling

>>10249551
nearly crying with laughter at this, can't tell if serious or troll

>>10249699
>>10251492
>>10253386
>>10253421
Bump for sauce

>>10256054
and.....balls

>>10249551
Seriously can't tell if serious. Love you, bro.

>>10249447
>girl

>>10251519
My dear Ashlyn. She looks like a girl I so was in love with. I always fap gloriously on Ashlyn Rae.

>>10256165
sauce?

>>10256115
Gloryhole Swallow Kimberly 1st Visit

>>10249551
Yo man what did Edith Piaf do to you, she's cool :(

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give me something goood

>>10251153
Her eyes made me laugh so hard I completely lost my boner.

>>10249551
Nice

>>10254751
Avena Lee

>>10254751
btw
http://www.4tube.com/videos/47337/blowjob-lover-avena-lee-receives-hot-cock-spit-face

>>10249696
The sacking of Athens 87 BC (colorized)

>>10249565
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>10255341
iza vampira

>>10253459
No

>>10249551
>The time is NOW
fuggin' kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaQ5jZANSe8

>>10255403
god damn, take out your recycling

>>10249551

This guy fucks

>>10249447
what is it? nigga
I'm i gay for liking this?

>>10251349
>she's openly racist
sounds pretty good too me

>>10256889
She has an amazing body, need me a girl like that rn

>>10252562
source please?

>>10255312
ww w.xvideo s.com/ video24231 107/tee n_kristen_sc ott_gets_hump ed_and_faci alized

>>10256135
sauce?

>>10250496
Holy shit, is there a src on dat' ass?

>>10257164
Have sauce on that?

>>10251021
Does anyone have a src on this?

>>10257164
deliver sauce

>>10249421
>>10249447

laffed

>>10252339
damn, that bitch was glazed like a fucking toaster strudel

>>10249925
god I wish she wouldn't have chopped her tits off

>>10255803
the dick is real but that nigger is like 6'5" and she is 4'11" that plus generous camera angles and specifically chosen lenses make it look huge - it's about 7-8 inches

>>10251095
R.I.P. Billy Glide

>>10252368
underrated post

>>10257345
sauce?

>>10250119
>Not about a women being ripped from a place of power and made a slave

Yawn! Had potential but wasted it on NTR shit

>>10249952
Sauce?

>>10257164
Sauce, please!

>>10249551
I just flip through the webms and fap

>>10255403

Can I get sauce on that?

>>10249565
source?

>>10253196
>Posting this

Bitch is ugly looks trashy and dances like a pregnant cow

>>10249418
I don't get the point of these threads. Seems like gay denial threads.

>>10251486

DJ Khaled

>>10257606
>being this gay

>>10249551
You're going to be devoured ya lil' fascie

>>10257578

Ahhh I was looking for this scene for such a long time. Any good samaritan can give me the source of this?

>>10257541
please sauce

>>10249551
lol

>>10249699
sos pls

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Slut

>>10258356
GloryholeSwallow 16 08 05 Kimberly First Visit

>>10258429
sauce

>>10249952
Please sauce

>>10249952
https://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/256154/ultra-hot-amateur-couple-mutual-bang/

>>10249551
bless

men rise

>>10258579
sauce

>>10260331
Shit, I wish.

>>10249551
im not even gay I just think the gifs are pretty hot. you're prob just a troll though. lmao though, you completely derailed my fap. good post.

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>>10261454

>>10249551
This is gold

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>>10249551

OP here. Holy fucking shit I did not expect this shitpost to blow up so much. Love you faggots, unfortunately it is b8. I AM the one who FUCKS.

>>10260708
name?