How to Undress in Front of Your Man

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I guess it was 11 parts actually.

What am I doing with my life?

What a piece of art

>>10236377
Today I learned that hand jobs were R-rated.

>>10236353
>skinny white teenage boy ass
lol@the 70's

>>10236335
>that music
I fucking swear, we need to mod this in fallout 4 - you find some holotape and you see this video

>>10236461
they used to be

thank the MPAA

you should watch the movie "This film is not yet Rated"

it comes up on netflix every once in a while

>>10236329
this is fucking hilarious


it needs to be remade as dank memes

GOOOOAAAAALLLL!!! Boring missionary position sex. Congrats on scoring with that hard 4/10 dude ya got there.

>>10236444
You get trips... that's a good thing up to now

>>10236340
LOL what a fucking loser. Sure, he fucks her in the end but seriously... SHE had to fight for the sex she wanted. She had to work for it. She had to give him hand job to get started. SHE did all the work.

But this guy... is a weak little loser. Pretty sure he got old and became a lame cuck like the rest of the Trump supporters.

>>10237394
PROTIP:
missionary position sex >> no sex to begin with

On the same veing as OP
>How to Undress in Front of Your Husband
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UMqT4EGH_M

>>10238655
lol at this obvious bait

>>10238867
Cuckmp detected

>>10238655
Alright faggot go appease your feminist masters, you low grade b8 fag.

>>10239399
amusing part is that he baits by actually saying what's true. Sad times.

>>10238857

Not with that dude it's not.

>>10238655
>trump supporters
>1970s video
okay there ol' buddy ol' pal, low qualitee b8 m8

>>10236342
kek at the end of the last / beginning of this

>>10238655
of course he's a loser fag, he's not cut.
What's that stuff that grows and ferments in the foreskin called again?
Oh, right, a liberal

>>10237046
specially the last part too, can't help but laugh as it picks up tempo gradually, my god

>>10236342
>Start with this one randomly
>Immediately talking about jail time
what the hell is this even

>>10240343

Its because if a girl takes a man while hes just drunk(or drugged) enough to pass out but not so much that hes soft, there's always this possibility she'll accidentally (or intentionally) suffocate him to death.

Interestingly at this point rigor mortis sets in and theres a few hours window where she has a warm sex toy with a deathly hard cock before it starts to cool off and smelling.

Remember, girls, rohypnol (roofies) isnt just illegal - its a blood thinner and virtually prevents erections. Use diphenhydramine and/or melatonin in huge quantities mortarpestled down and dissolved in concentrated (but not pure!) alcohol.

>>10241360
He will not be warm for hours, I can assure you. People lose their body heat within minutes after they die.

>>10241404
Do you live AND fuck in the snow?
Learn some math
http://www.biology.arizona.edu/biomath/tutorials/Applications/Cooling.html

THOSE FUCKING PANTS!

>>10241360
Teach us more, senpai.

>>10236361
>>10236368
its a bit fucking late shaving now isnt it?

>>10236377
>>10236368
nice foreskin

>>10236353
"The vagina is the original tunnel of love. Fuckin' kek!

>>10238891
cuck millitary police? What?

>>10236335
>titwillow

>>10236329
Queens of the Stone Age

>>10239856
>>10238655
Except it's a fact that cucks like yourself have low test and small penises. We all know you're a loser living in your mom's basement.

>>10247630
Mah nigga

>>10236340
Ahh yes, the roots of neo-feminism. Alcohol-shaming.

>>10236444
getting trips apparently

>>10247630
I was expecting Feel good hit to play desu

>>10238861
HAHAHA

>tfw dick is like half the size of this guy's
>tfw no one will ever try to tempt me into sex
Feels like this make it really really hard to masturbate

>>10236379
>circus music in the background
why?

>>10236335
>accent on the willow
what did they mean by this?

>>10236461
Bear in mind that Airplane! is rated PG-13 the MPAA has changed

>>10236340
>i must impress upon you that sex with the dead, or necrophilia

LMAO

>>10239856
>implying only trump supporters oppose feminist brainwashing
feels good watching the american circus from abroad

>>10250966

it means her name is pronunced "ti-TWIL-loh", not "TIT-wil-oh

>>10236679
when did booty come back in vogue? I get the sense that "I like big butts" was a song fighting against the flatass/skinnybitch idea, but how far back does it go?

>>10250966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoAmmiTzliI

>>10236329
bump

>>10236361
Just sprinkle some pubes on the floor. no worries

>>10236338
>>10236340
Did I just witness an attempted rape? "No" means "No", lady!

>>10236379
Thanks anon, actually had a chuckle

>>10236368
Was that fly spray to kill the crabs?

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>>10236329
Wait that's where pic related came from? Neat.