Dirty Redneck thread

>>10214509
this is some good trashy stuff
bump

Why would this trigger /pol/
You realise you're on a board filled with porn right?

Looks like a halfasses version of scat.

>>10214518

god i can almost smell her foul breath when she says "boobs"

these are all disgusting btw

>people live like this
How. Why? It looks like hell. Worst part about it is they seem happy.

I dig the trashy, It's a bummer their faces are so busted though.

If I was white i'd feel the appeal in wanting to be part of something like this, but on the other hand it looks fucking stupid and I'd feel like a low iq savage.

>>10214747
crush the damn urbanite

All of these people should be killed. What a shitstain on society they are.

They behave like niggers. Wouldn't surprise me if they're waiting for the UN to build them huts out of that mud.

>>10214842
>>10214830
>>10214747

Irrationally upset:the posters.

>>10214509

redneck yacht club! my home town... north fort myers

>>10214842
>racist.exe has stopped working

>>10214518

more? she probably fucks like a champ

>>>>10214747
If you grow up in mud and shit and get taught that this is your Heritage and you should be proud... Well and you got nothing else anyway - you're probably actually enjoying it.
Meth and moonshine help as well.

Lol wtf haha, do these ppl think they're hippos or smthn? Real Texan inbred hippokins hehehe

>>10214887
kek.
Kill it with fire

Just imagine how many infections you could get from fucking one of those fine ladies

>>10214853
>>10214870
>rednecks that aspire to be garbage instead of a better person
>"doughz citi folk tryna git rid of muh good ol fashun'd uhmurican christian morals n valuez n cuntry hairitage"

>>10214679
Man, call me BillyBob but she seems like a fun simple girl, and she's kinda cute. Also, that accent is making me diamonds.

welp

>>10214936
All rednecks aspire to be garbage

Rednecks, blacks and terrorists are all the same garbage tier humans they love fucking children and shooting eachother over pancakes

Redneck ladies let their pussies marinate in stds

If there were as many genders as rednecks have teeth we wouldn't have a problem

>>10214830
Fuck off, faggot - go suck a bag of nigger dicks. They're having fun. You should try it sometime you mouth breathing basement dwelling little cuckold.

Mud crickets

>>10214627
That is a FAT ass!

>>10214830
And you're contributing so much.

>>10214936
> I am a NEET with soul crushing depression how dare some poor hillbillies feel happy and play in icky mud also tfw no gf

ok

>>10214511
sunscribe plz

>>10214870
GET THE FUCK OFF MY SITE NORMAN

Well at least the first one is good.

>>10214538
These kinds of people think of nothing but /pol/. Their lives aren't very fulfilling.

>>10214870
Underrated

>>10214936
anon, you're on a board that's like 99% pornography.
Shut the fuck up.

Explain this shit to an European please.

>>10216033
Mudding, basically just offroading in the mud

I just realized something, as much as ya'll bitch about interracial threads and black threads - this is what /gif/ would look like if you had your way and blacks disappeared. Ugly drug addicts covered in stds and dirt. Really makes you think

>>10214518
She's better without sound.

>>10216033
They are the equvalent of gypsies here

>>10216033
Big ass trucks.
Beer.
Women.

>>10214509
this is my kind of bitches

The white version of a nigger.

Racist ass Trump lovin sister fuckin rednecks. Florida is the reason we can't have nice things.

Should flood the swamp during mudfest

C'mon post more dixie hogs, my dick needs the fuel.

>>10215978
>you're on a board that's like 99% pornography.
what does that even mean? What does that have to do with the other anon's post?

>>10214649
Girl in the camo bikini has a pretty much ideal ass. Girl in the pink has the ideal MODEL ass that you end up seeing in ads and marketing.
Not criticizing either - skinny or curvy, a pretty woman with a nice body is a good thing. Just pointing out that for me, and all guys I know, the camo bikini girl would be the first choice, but for some reason there's long been a trend toward making the "ideal" type more like the pink bikini girl.

But hell, both are redneck princesses who would probably rock your fucking world.

>>10214830
these are completely average florida white people.

aka why the state is a joke to the rest of us

>>10214509
Please someone post the redneck getting head then shooting in the air (gun not cum) and yells 'murica! It belongs here.

>>10216080
So we trade one STD riddled infestation for another? It's fine. Blacks are disgusting

>>10216339
easy on the bigotry bros, bad for the soul

>>10214747
They dont live like this they're just going mudding

>>10214816
Nothing low IQ about it, it's just fun. Events like these are usually held on private land designated for it, you pay your admission or camping fees to go in, and it gives people who love the fun of ATV's, 4WD, and outdoors mudding a fun outlet that isn't damaging sensitive public land. I don't see it as a whole lot different than a concert or football game or something like that, it's just often more of a weekend event than a one-day event.

>>10214880
Moonshine, maybe. More often at these events there's either no alcohol permitted or at least no liquor, beer only. Meth, probably not. Most of these folks would strongly protest the association of southern outdoors fun with meth addicts, because those jackasses steal their ATV's all the time. These are usually comfortably middle class southerners who want to enjoy a weekend outdoors doing fun stuff. It feels like a Fourth of July celebration no matter when you do it - picnics, hot dogs, beer, outdoor fun in the sun, with some added general mayhem of playing in the dirt that we all loved as kids.

This is one of those things you shouldn't knock until you've tried. It really is a blast.

>>10214918
Guarantee they're a lot cleaner than your she-boons, hood rats, ghetto trash, or club whores. These aren't folks from the backwoods of the Ozarks who have never seen running water, either, and they aren't Rainbow tribe types. These are mostly folks who have good jobs, enough money to buy expensive toys and the trailers to transport them in, and like going out and playing in the woods and the dirt a few times a year.

>>10216033
No, they aren't like gypsies, ignore that dumbass.

It's like this - there are huge chunks of land owned by farmers in rural areas. Some of it isn't so good for crops or livestock - it's like a low lying muddy area that doesn't give them much economic use. Add to that that a lot of Americans in the South grew up enjoying outdoors experiences like hunting, fishing, etc., and a lot of that access depends on either horseback or ATV's. So, motorsports and the outdoors are fun for them.

So, farmer sets up a pump and running water, some electrical hookups for RV's, and some bathroom facilities or port-a-johns, and then sets up events that invite people to come camp for a weekend, bring their 4WD's, ATV's, or dirt bikes and have fun playing in the mud with them.

There is usually a "woods course" (no tearing stuff up, stay on the trail and ride your ATV through a forested area), a truck course (actual 4WD passenger vehicles or monster trucks) and an ATV course with smaller vehicles to play in shallow or deep mud.

As a European, you might have seen something like the Scottish games weekends - caber tossing, stuff like that. Kind of goofy, and everyone recognizes that, but it's lots of fun. I'm a big fan of any kinds of events that aren't just some corporate overpriced concert type thing.

>>10216424
>Able to afford expensive toys.
>Still live in the middle of nowhere so all you can do is resort to playing with your expensive toys in the mud.

>>10216250
Cool beans. Speaking as a Floridian, take your fucking Yankees back and forget about us. We're actually completely cool with that. We're also cool with treating you fucks nicely because we were raised that way. But after the millionth time a Floridian hears about how much better something was up north, we'd rather you just stay the fuck up north.

>>10216653
Dumbass. They live in the middle of nowhere because they fucking WANT to. I'm sure your ignorant urban ass can't begin to fucking contemplate that not everyone wants to live with your head square up your neighbor's asshole just so there's a sushi bistro and a Starbucks within walking distance - but yeah. I'd rather have the space, and let people like you live where you do.

It's hilarious how the one or two Floridians here are trying to defend their people against the onslaught of ignorance on the internet.
I'm black and I'm trying hard not to say "now how do you like it?" hahaha

Keep up the fight mudmen

This thread is disgusting. These are literal fat pigs rolling around in mud probably ridden with STDs.

>>10216653
They're able to afford expensive toys because they live in the middle of nowhere. Damn near everything there is to do in an urban area involves being a customer, blowing money. Not to mention the cost of living. I honestly think I would fall apart mentally if I had to live like that. I'd much rather go mudding than go clubbing or whatever it is they do.

>>10216684
>want to live in filth and squalor, drink mountain dew like water and look like a sloppy piece of flesh
Yeah nah. More likely these are dumb hicks who spend their welfare checks on ATVs and Moonshine equipment and work a side job at a mechanic shop so they can get their shit '98 F1 fixed at a discount. Probably duck their cousins too.

This shit is sick, and even worse so if these people actually CHOOSE to live like this. At least the low IQ argument suggests that they have no other choice.

>>10216774
Yet here you are :]

>>10216802
Yeah I'm here pointing and laughing at this trainwreck these sad fucks call culture.

>>10216812
>culture
I'm sure you're highly sophisticated, being on /gif/ clicking on redneck threads. Admit it, your pants are down around your ankles. You wish you could be those men. :]

>>10216416
*inbred banjo playing*

After seeing all the comments this is autism central.

>>10214747
They obviously don't live like this. Driving cars and bike's in mud, drinking beer and looking at cute girls in bikinis, sounds like a pretty good saturday to me.

>>10214679
This is probably the one remotely acceptable looking girl in this thread. Sadly she probably has mud in her fucking cooch like an animal. This whole thread is vomit inducing.

>>10216663

Anon, calm yourself.

He's probably Californian, or a Canadian trying desperately hard not to remember he lives above the line.

>>10216647
>Scottish games weekends
Interesting side note, the culture of the American south is rooted in the English borderlands honor culture, so this might very-well be a natural expression of a genetically-encoded cultural behavior.

>>10216800
>he said as his cockroach infested $5000 a month apartment started to collapse from 50 years of negligence and he's shot multiple times by rampaging niggers "protesting" your T.V

those are fucking great in so many ways.
are there any ones with fucking in them?

>>10214747

How does this not look like a piece of heaven to you? I grew up racing dirt bikes and quads in the mud. Throw in drinking beer all day, then shooting the empty cans all night... Get a bonfire going get some deer on the grill and its the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

If that DOESNT sound fun, I feel very sorry for you

>>10217613
*banjo music, genital warts, and cousin fucking intensifies*

>>10214518
fucking cauliflower ears

>>10214538
because everything triggers them

>>10214509
they're in the mud because they want to be black. losers!

>>10215462
uh oh. somebody got triggered

>>10216424
These are mostly folks who have good jobs, enough money to buy expensive toys


What kind of jobs do they have if they live in the middle of nowhere?

>>10218953
They don't have jobs.

>>10216663
We're also cool with treating you fucks nicely because we were raised that way.


Nah, it's because northerners bring in money and jobs to the state, but you and the trashy whites of FL are too pathetic to admit it.

Does this double as an incest thread?

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>>10218953
>>10218977
>lrn2greentext plz
You look like Yahoo answers while answering Yokels

>>10219004
Kek

>>10219055
yokels gotta learn (to admit they're trash)

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>>10214509
See OP thinks this will trigger me, but he forgets that I hate White Trash as much as I hate Niggers

>>10219114
that reminds me of a book i once read

>>10214509
Their asses must smell horrible

>>10216033
"Mudding" is popular amongst lower class, southern-americans. They'll often play in the mud and drink budweiser, coors, and miller beer and smoke cigarettes. It's also common to drive your truck through the mud and not wash it afterwards so everybody can see that you went mudding.
Almost all of them are white people really into country music and usually have lower IQ's

source: grew up in lower income arizona and knew a ton of them

Floridaman here.

This shit is SUPER FUCKING POPULAR where I am from. In fact, a few of these videos were shot not 20 minutes from my house. Shit gets fucking nuts out there.

Half naked drunk loose women everywhere. Some just straight up naked. Lots of nasty bitches, but a couple cuties in there. Lots of drunk rednecks, and if you are lucky one of them dies.

Saw a man get beheaded at one of these. Trying to snatch a stuck truck using a fucking nylon strap. Snapped and sent the ratchet through him.

>>10214509
Why are you using the parenthesis meme wrong newfag?

>>10216224
>what does that even mean?
hes saying chill the fuck out because its porn.

so chill the fuck out.
its porn.

>>10219888
but how will I alleviate my raging boner!?!

>>10216663
I live in FL, was born and raised here. I fucking hate this god damn state. It is a fucking trash heap of the world, the only people that like FL are as followed:
Beach lovers
Rednecks
Old people that hate the cold
Saving up my money and finally leaving this hell hole once and for all and I can not fucking wait. From hateful pieces of shit that are so fucking retarded you can't begin to imagine, to this ball sweat heat EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. Fuck this state.
OH and heres one example of autism, their is this guy with a brown truck I see him all the time on the interstate. He's got hand made stickers on the back of his truck that says "Tail gaters are wussys" I shit you not. I'm not even tail gating him but I pass him because of course he's going 55 on the god damn interstate. And he just flicks me off as I drive by. I flicked him off back but more confused than angry if anything. Fucking retarded hill billys

>>10218944
>bud light

what a fag

>>10214842
they act nothing like niggers

>>10216033
>be lower middle class a/o rural American
>have old truck that runs
>dump $10k worth of parts into truck
>go to friend's land
>drive truck through mud/off-roading terrain
>add alcohol and food
>add girls in little/no clothing
and that is one facet of rural american pastime

>>10220009
depends where you live bro. I am from Atlantic City, lived there for 24 years and moved to the Sarasota area like 2 years ago. NJ is complete garbage compared to this area of FL. I would much rather live in locations like the Carolinas or Colorado.

>>10214747
> jeez I couldn't imagine getting so dirty I would be FORCED to take a shower! I don't even know if I have soap in there..

>>10219055
wow, anybody know the soundtrack to this ?

>>10220078
Stay outta CO were full sorry bro

>>10220141
Rome: Total War ost
can't remember which track

>>10220160
I think it's worth me going through them to find it. thank you anon.

>>10214747
Arkansan here. And we don't they're at what looks like a mudding rally. Beer, off-roading, modded trucks, easy women. I'm not a fan of the music but it doesn't offend me. Party it up, find a good lookin girl, shower, fuck. I don't see what the problem is.

>>10220047
redneck detected

>>10216653
>Live in the "middle of nowhere"
>Get to shoot my guns on my own private range without neighbors bitching
>pic related

>>10214747
Sounds like someone is unhappy with their life decisions

Half these chicks are pretty hot. First one the redneck girl with the big ass

>>10214509

Of course her name is Brittney.

>>10220215
The Problem is that these inbreds behave Luke niggers and are a shame for their race

>120 replies
>10 images

Quality thread

>>10218944
Is that Bam Bam Bigelow?

>>10214509
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>>10214649
>>10214679


Stormfag nigger warning Op lol nah man . at least that mud washes off.

>>10220492
>attempting to insult people with a term said people find endearing
Urban "education", folks.

>>10214509
nig fag stormer warnign

>>10214509
trigger fag storm warning

Can't pull the video - but here you go - I present to you Bottle Girl. http://fapdu.com/bottle-girl-ultimate-cut

>>10215649
KEK!

>>10215474
not really tho

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does this count?

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>>10222857
or this?

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>>10222857
>>10222913
or maybe this

I'm from the south and grew up around shit like this.
I hate all of it, and I fucking hate rednecks. I've gone so far as to purge any hint of a southern accent I may have, my extended family thinks I'm ashamed of my heritage because of it.
Well, I am. But everyone in my immediate family basically comes from the north east.

>>10214747
Because they ARE happy. So what?

>4chan loves hicks now because lel conservative meme
fuck hicks

>>10218944
This is the American dream

>>10223608
Just because these inbred subhumans vote republican doesn't mean they're conservative

>>10214819
urbanite?
you mean someone like donald trump?

>>10214515
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>>10214520
Ass or Gas, huh?
I guess I'd choose the gas.

>>10218944

pretty impressive speed desu

>>10215462

woof, you need a safe space, snowflake?

>>10214511
Damn, I was watching those girls thinking "This shit is hot, like the redneck sluts I'd see growing up in Florida"

Then I saw the fucking license plate. That's my home state, making me proud :^)

I seriously grew out of playing in mud by age 7.
jeeping/trucking through mud and all that is fun but swimming in it is nasty.

>>10223852
Seek help man. Your obsession is getting out of hand

>>10223625
truth

>>10214520
LukeSkywalkerPhotobomb.webm

>>10220047
That's literally and figuratively false.

in my area the white trash/redneck types make up like 1/4 of the entire dating pool. Theyre fun women, usually pretty easy if you can make them laugh and drink beer but they end up looking like absolute shit after 30.

>>10223154
>I've gone so far as to purge any hint of a southern accent I may have,
I know this fucking feeling, bro.
Still have to put in effort because I slip back into it when I get too excited.

>>10218901
I'm from Alabama and I've been to these type of events. This is just a way to let loose.

If you want to assume and generalize then how about this... you hipster faggots go to shit like burning man. So, by your logic, you all live in vans in the desert tripping your fucking balls off 24/7. I bet most of these people work profession positions during the week. Get off your high horse and stfu.

>>10218966
most of them have jobs, pretty well paying jobs. source live in the south only the people with money can afford t hese things

>>10218966

Then how the fuck do they pay for all that?
Those trucks are like 50k new. Then they have 10k worth of suspension and tire upgrades. Who knows what some of the turbo diesel builds cost.

>>10221959
Yes, true pure white people sit on their ass and shitpost on a porn board or play video games, am i right?

>>10229961
>I bet most of these people work profession positions during the week.
Fellow Alabamafag here and you're full shit.

>>10229987
According to /pol/
Yes?

>13 images
>155 replies
Wonder how much this thread is just a bunch of people arguing over how rednecks are superior to nigs...

>>10214747
could say the same about inner city niggers, but you don't see no one complaining about them.

>>10218917
You sound like a projecting faggot.

>people getting triggered by this shit
Man I'm /pol/ as fuck but you guys are tumblr tier angry.
It's /gif/, you're a degenerate. If you don't like the thread move on.

>>10230459
shut up nigger

>>10220141
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>>10220174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsuSGbw1zu0&index=24&list=PL60EA75B9FA0CD1F8

>>10214679
you know her name?

>>10218944
>oh big horny
wtf is she actually saying?

why is this niggerthread still around?

>>10222355
No. No it doesn't.

>>10214747
Like pigs. That's Trump voters for you. They're uneducated and filthy.

>>10219666
(((you)))

>>10229969
Or they use their welfare checks on buying booze and mudding tires. Same problem as Tyrone, really. All they did was swap out the menthols and rims.

>>10229980
>50k new
>implying they buy them new
They take old pickups and put new tires and a flag on it.
Even the trucks in these shitty webms are clearly not brand new, and the people making this weirdo porn should have enough money to get new ones. But they probably spent it on Jack Daniels and magically found Luke Bryan audio cassettes to put in their 15 year old pickups.

>>10231024
i thought trump won the educated white vote too.

>>10229980
they either get them used or blow all their money on them because tards can't into money management. or they're roleplaying.

Lived in Florida my whole fucking life and mudding/mud slinging is like the one thing I will never understand why people like down here.

>Monster trucks and drag races?
Sure that makes sense I can see why you'd like that.

>Hunting?
Shooting shits fun, sure why not.

>Fishing?
Even if you don't like actually catching the fish, being out on the water drinking bear and dicking around with your friends is still fun right.

But Mudding?
FUCKING WHY?

Its not like rally-cross or a demolition derby or some shit where there's an actual point to it, an objective and the dirt and mud just plays a part of that. The mud is the whole point. Its taken so seriously here there are entire 5-10 lots all over bumblefuck nowhere dedicated to them. I've had friends that invited me to go out to one of these things and they were shocked, almost insulted even, when I asked what it was, then immediately replied with "that sounds fucking dumb, people actually do that shit?"

And the people who do this shit aren't all a bunch of inbred retard hicks like you'd expect, most of them are though. Some of them are actually fairly intelligent people that hold six figure jobs, business owners, doctors. Shits like the biggest fucking mystery to me.

>>10222330
kek

>>10219555
It's actually fairly popular in the North, so just designating it in the South doesn't quite work.

>>10214509
white people..kek

>>10214747
And yet I envy them... And How uninhibited their women look Like.

>>10231253
>never actually gone
"baka I will never understand these dumb rednecks"

You're a retard, at least go to one before you write a long questioning post about it.

>>10215462
>cuckold

Hello newfriend

>>10214747
Yeah listening to distant police sirens in some urban shithole while some homeless nigger tries to sell some other homeless nigger loose socks sounds like the high life

>be me
>be retarded urbanite
>wake up at 3:00 AM, get off my cardboard bed
>walk around my 20 square feet apartment I pay $6000 per day to get ready for work
>leave apartment building at 5:00 AM
>get trampled on outside
>finally get to car
>go to turn on radio
>radios missing
>take 4 hours to get to work because of shit traffic
>pull into giant parking lot
>Get out of car
>get mugged by black gentleman
>finally get up to office at 8:15 AM
>spend next 45 minutes before 9-5 job starts sucking off my boss so I can keep my job
>"work"(read shitpost online) for 7 hours
>actually work for last hour
>leave work, drive back to hou-apartment
>get out of car, get mugged again
>muslim this time
>have no money, so he stabs me and runs
>stagger up to apartment, can't go to hospital because you can't afford it
>stagger past computer, glancing at it
>stop dead in tracks
>"Dirty Redneck thread"
>swell with liberal retardation and inner city riots
>stagger over to Mac
>reply to thread with "Lol,white people"
>collapse immediately after clicking post
>die of blood loss, glad you defended he honor of the glorious city

>>10231772
darn, messed up some of the times
no matter, you still get the point

>>10214509
>Stormfag trigger warning

Why would this trigger me? I'm a redneck, racist and redneck chicks are the best chicks around!!

>>10231640
hehe

>178 replies
>13 images
lol

>>10231795
>redneck chicks are the best chicks
is this a jest

>>10231874

>lol we're not triggered lmao fucking niggers fucking mudding is a legit pasttime

What a thread

>>10222917
>>10222913
>>10222857
All that happened in Pennsylvania...

>>10231772
Keeeek

>>10214509
Your stereotypes of red necks are so predictable and anti white.

i can feel myself becoming dumber with each vid i watch

>>10231922
Never heard of Pennsyltucky?

>>10231980
>anti white
lol you're the same as the blacks who try to defend every nigger who's convicted of a crime
>IT WUZ DUH WHITE MAN SETTIN DEM UP

maybe one day you'll learn to think for yourself

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>>10231980
>Your stereotypes of red necks are so predictable and anti white.
found the redneck

>implying

>>10218944
rip left ear. that ho will foreeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>10232682
gas yourself kike

>>10231253
You can't understand his driving your jeep through a big muddy field can be fun? What's not fun about doing muddy donuts across a football field?

>>10233082
So you want to destroy the football fields ground?
And who is going to fix that, so the kids can play some football after you're finished with your hedonistic Episode?

>>10231878

He's talking about his sisters

>>10233175
The mexicans dumbass.

>>10218944
Bud light and Ford ... That very well could be a guy sucking his dick

>>10231253
cause it's loud, dirty and annoys cunts like you

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>>10233175
>hedonistic Episode

>>10216904
One problem, where exactly are the cute girls. Looks more like a piggy best in show.

>>10214518
GOD BLESS MURICA! This is wife material!

>>10231980
>implying mud runs arent popular in most rural towns

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>>10233038
>gas yourself kike
For a purportedly "Master Race", rednecks sure are a bunch of overly sensitive faggots

>>10214679
The good ol' US of A, the land of shit education, shit healthcare, but great dental.

>tfw not enough redneck porn itt

>>10230895
Brittney

>>10234333
Kekeke

>>10229980
Poor people are known to spend their money unwisely. A car can last 20 years while a house can last multiple generations. It is why you see poor people buying trucks, because that is the largest luxury itdem they can afford.

What a shit thread. Shut the fuck up you retarded morons.

>>10231772
>shitposts for 7 hours a day while at work
>blames minorities for his lack of social and financial success
Maybe if you took your job seriously, you wouldn't have to live in a shit part of town.

>>10231253
Look at the gifs at the top of this thread then ask yourself the same question once more. Repeat until you figure it out.

>>10231328

It's a redneck thing. Generally lower class/lower middle class white people who live in rural to subrural areas.

>no nude white trash women
>just sperging, 217 posts of sperging
I am triggered indeed. Terrible thread.

>>10234231
>The good ol' US of A, the land of hypocrisy and great denial.

can the /pol/ faggots and the anti-/pol/ faggots just go to a shit board like /hm/ and just fuck off? Yall ruin every thread

>>10214936
> n' shieet

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Poast more wrestlin

>>10218917
You are so triggered by /pol/ that you can't stop thinking of /pol/

This is why no one likes you

>came for redneck sluts
>only got this bullshit

fuck you all

>>10238687
>Anonymous
i never realized south park was inspired by reality for that episode

>>10222917
Why is redneck wrestling so brutal? It's even more brutal than isis videos.

>>10234177
That's hot

>>10214511
i threw up in my mouth

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>>10234609

Southerns are retarded.... heard that my whole life. Tier 3 global cloud engineer who still goes mudding on the weekend. All women from the north are fat short and ugly. Why I'm fucking surrounded by them now. They price them selves out of cities with high taxes then move here. Pathetic

>>10230410
>no one complains about niggers

>>10214518
my name is mud

Some of the girls are pretty cute and hot

But plz dont post horrible monsters like >>10214511
It ruins the thread

>>10238687

Oh my god, that fiberglass insulation rubbing on her face and legs is making my fucking skin crawl.

White Americans from the South are probably the highest concentration of inbred retardation this world has to offer.

>>10238687
it's spelled wrasslin

>>10214509
oh gawd. She looks like my mom, where does this was filmed ?

Nyc Yank here, I feel like this thread could be submitted as corroborating evidence in a case study on why the South got so rekt in the Civil War.

Come on people it's 2017, these hicks literally still play in mud and faeces. Read a book

>>10214518
Source on vid??

>>10239890
Ha, you wish. Even the most inbred hillbilly hills have eyes hick you can think of is far less inbred than a Pakistani muslim.

>>10238829
>>10238840
Easier to post snarky gifs and blame others for your social failings than to take responsibility.

>>10216653
>>Able to afford expensive toys.
i mean..everyone who lives in trailer parks around here has atvs

>>10214509
Yeah, those goddamn rednecks having fun,. they should be hating themselves and writing bad poetry about being fat and getting rejected.

>>10231253
The catharsis of ritual destruction, controlled chaos.

People have written books about it dude, try reading basically anything written after 1945.

>>10240870
What was the last book you read, faggot?

>>10214511
tell me again why we can't nuke America. Holy Shit!

>>10243923
The wealth of nations.

Come at me fagoot

>>10218944
Try hard faggot desu my dad could beat the crap out of him.

>>10214511

aww its nice to take picture of the local wildlife. spotting imported hippos happy in the florida climate

>>10214520

did she call "babe" to her bf? wow he must be so proud...

>>10238687

fucking cringeworthy

>>10234096
maybe going mudding, if youre a teenager.
iv never seen adults doing this shit and im from a literal marsh village

>>10220009
yea dude depends where in florida. I honestly feel like there should be a 51st state, the state of south florida. Cut off the metropolis and tri country area from dade to palm beach county, and maybe down to the keys. North florida is hellish

>>10244546
Pretty good. I'm sorry I doubted you.

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>>10238687
Why does backyard wrestling have to exist?

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>>10241883
(you)

all this asshurt and no more white trash to whack my tater tots to...a damn shame

>>10214511
Florida needs to sink into the fucking ocean

>>10218570

Fucking uncivilized redneck piece of garbage

>>10222424
>hick gets triggered

What else is new

>>10233562

Nigger logic

This thread needs to be posted everyday, it's funny to see /pol/ get triggered so hard trying to defend their degeneracy.

>>10234231
pretty sure this is northern florida, the land of lukewarm IQ hot white chicks and lifted trucks.

Being a city slicker. these gifs are the complete opposite from everything I've ever known. seems fun

dont get me wrong i wouldn't want to live like that. but i think it would be fun to get away from new york for a week, drink beers, eat a deer, howl at the moon and fuck some trailer skank

>have a fetish for trailer trash sluts with southern accents
help

>>10216033
>be american
>own land
>have fun

I'm not american, but what's the rednecks states?

>>10247594
alabama kentucky georgia florida south carolina tennesee west virginia and some parts of texas

>>10214649
But that hoverhand.
Wow.

kek @ all the triggered californians, niggers and yuropoors hating on free-folk minding their own business and having a good time.

You will never know what its like to enjoy your life.

>>10216160
isnt florida 99% hispanics and niggers?

>>10219646
polk county?

>>10248065
This

>>10241883
Easiest just to be completely ignorant and miss the irony completely

>>10220009
I live in West Palm. What a shitty fucking place. All dickheads and old people and everyone is super shallow. Most Florida rednecks are obnoxious too. Once I get my commercial pilot licence I'm moving to Alabama.

>>10214679
i now her. she was a couple grades above me in high school. wv. i think she lives in florda now. ciara Brown.

>>10238687
why do i want to cum to this?

>>10214940
>>10216929
>>10222355
>>10230895
>>10234231
>>10248264

usa.anon-ib wv roane county

>>10218944

0/10 didn't crush can on head

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>>10214842

Garbage bait.

>Implying hillbillies don't make up the lower middle class workers of the US, aka. tradesmen

>Implying the majority of hillbillies don't work

>Implying hillbillies en mass abandon their children, go to prison, do drugs (other than drinking)

>Implying a good chunk of hillbillies wouldn't join the US military in a heartbeat if it came down to it.

>>10215474
*girl

>>10214509
Why would this trigger /pol/? You seem to have a very limited understanding of what "stormfags" actually believe in. We are well aware most humans are trash, this is why our ideology is elitist and our policies eugenic. Governmental policy is merely a small aspect of the philosophy of National Socialism. The spiritual elite should rule the retarded masses and drag them kicking and screaming into a better era.

>>10247850
Arkansas checking in

>>10249484
Perfection.

>>10238687
Don't do that!!!!!!

>>10229980

Not everyone blows their money on a worthless 4 year degree only to find out when they graduate they will make 40k. These guys often go to votech school and do dangerous work, own small businesses, and live in rural areas where the cost of living is nothing.

Now, shut up and post more country girls.

>>10238687
>>10249859

don't rub that shit on u it can give u cancer!

>>10249484
yet posted on a porn board.

>>10249484
...meanwhile you are a perfect specimen of an under-achieving manchild who can't even take care of his own body, let along lead the philosopher kings in battle.

It's just a defense mechanism to externalize your problems and provide delusions of grandeur to help get through the lonely nights and boring days. It's pretty transparent.

>>10249484
literally triggered

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>>10222857
>>10222913
>>10222917
k, i'm back, here's more wrestling

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>>10250663
These guys are getting like what, $50?

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>>10250711
And a night with their cousing/sister/mother

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>>10247263
t. cityposter who pays $145 for a cup of jewbucks coffee

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>>10250824

>expecting something sexy
>get tons of violence
That's so American.

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>>10250855
That's all folks!

>>10250711

Back in the ECW days big names like Cactus Jack, Sandman, and Sabu were making around 1500 a week

>>10238821
Next time don't take the dildo so far down your throat

>>10252211
That's was ECW, though. This guys aren't even close.
These frak nuts are why I don't follow most Indy wrestling promotions any more. Lost the art of storytelling and just want to have the big spot.

>>10247594
Every state.