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Motorcyclist Hate Thread

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>>10207208
Greatest file name in the history of file names.
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Now this is a thread I can get behind, this shit is so satisfying. Pure justice.
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>>10207239
That one was kind of the dog's fault. I really love dogs, but they can be pretty retarded sometimes.
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>>10207204
>masturbating to fantasies of hurting people you don't like because they like things you don't like
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>>10207275
>being this butthurt over faggots on bicycles getting wrecked
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>>10207275
No no no. Enjoying it when douchebags get hurt because they deserve it. HUGE difference.
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>>10207288
I'm neutral on the matter. It's whoever started this thread and the other 2 people posting in it that are clearly butthurt.
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you have to give the guys who wipe out on their own for having the mettle to just get up and get back on without saying anything, that being said i enjoy seeing rice rockets slam into the side of cars
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>>10207294
lol the guy who comes from out of frame at the end
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>>10207311
if he knew the roads: whyd he fuck up
if he didnt know the roads: why was he going 80+
niggers
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>>10207295

/thread
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>>10207342
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>>10207316
at first I was like wtf that was totally the car's fault

I love twist endings
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>>10207364
>A Michael Bay film
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>>10207332
>>10207295
>>10207288
You guys are idiots, and it it very clear that you're the butthurt ones. Literally everybody enjoys seeing dumbshits and assholes get exactly what they deserve, unless you are one of the dubshits or assholes.
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>>10207206
>Cars fault
>>10207239
> Dogs fault
>>10207281
>Cars fault
>>10207301
>cars fault
>>10207301
That's just assault with a deadly weapon

OP got cucked by a biker for sure.
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>>10207508
meant >>10207308 for the last one
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>>10207239
holy fuck that save by the biker jumping out of the trucks way
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>>10207204
Somebody's crush just got picked up by a dude with a bike lol

faggot go make yourself better.
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>>10207204
I BET YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF RIDING ONE YOURSELF, HUH?
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>>10207301
RIP.
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>>10207364
lel is this in north korea?
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>>10207532
>>10207523
>>10207508
>>10207275
>>10207332
so much cyclefag butthurt in this thread, I love it
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>>10207493
my bad I meant >>10207275 not >>10207288
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>>10207212

This one was actually a closed race course. The car driver got arrested for bypassing a barrier because he didn't feel like taking the detour.
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>>10207474
underrated post
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>>10207204
How the van just carries on and shows no signs of stopping hahahaha
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I bet someone with a crotch rocket opened every single one and found someway to blame someone else for every guy that fell.

Like the guy merging who hit the semi, it had to be the semi driver's fault for not crushing the cars on his left to get over.
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>>10207508
> sat on bycicle
> died
> blames everyon but himself
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>>10207239

Nice Dark Souls roll at the end.
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>>10207301

SLOW

SLOW

SLOW

"Huh, wonder why someone painted the word slow on the roal" *WHAM!*
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All newb riders. I didn't see any that were fatal, imho. I've got many kms covered on a bike, and these accidents don't happen to people after a few years experience on the road. If you're good in a car, you're (with some exceptions) good on a bike.
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>goes twice the speed limit
>mad when people don't react in time
If you want to be safer get something a little smaller with a giant orange flag sticking out of the top
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>>10207316
if a cop did that in uk, there would be absolute up-raw dude was inches from a spartan kick!
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>>10207609
kek

truth
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>>10207301
There's a youtube video about this guy and his family coping afterward, he actually dies
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>>10207646
>absolute up-raw

>not sure if retarded or just british
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>>10207646

Uproar not Up-raw
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>>10207629
I would actually say that riding my motorcycle made me a better driver overall. Not only do you learn to look out for idiot drivers, but I think riding hones your reaction times because of said idiot drivers.
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>>10207364
HAHAHAHA look at him run off on fire
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>>10207658

I feel sorry for his family

I feel sorry for the driver of the car he fucking plowed into

I do not feel sorry for that piece of shit retard
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>>10207672

I was just thinking of that part in Jurassic Park where the lawyer runs out of the car.

"Huh, where does he think he's going?"
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>>10207217
wtf? The car didn't have its blinkers on. And clearly tried to fuck the biker up. Cars fault.
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>>10207680

Totally, big fuck off t-rex, lets take a shit.

Title should have been flame on!

He realised was on fire and used his internal powers to run for the closest water.

its like he falls of the edge right at the end. thats the bit that gets me
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>>10207316
that cop was clearly in fault, such cops should be reprimended (or shot or something), he clearly hit the motorcyclist then pointed its gun at him, wtf dude
.
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>>10207555
did a biker fug your daddy?
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>>10207570
actually, you're a fucking liar. Guy was speeding and being a dickhole on public streets in the english countryside so he could sell his gopro footage. But he didn't realize the reason there's a speed limit is for his own safety to not drift lanes on those turns. He was bruised up but didn't break any bones, he was fined for speeding by local police.
source. watched an interview on it
It's just pathetic when you lie to further your own agenda
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>>10207617
>those iframes in action
poor pupper tho
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>>10207355
>looks him in the eye

wheelie dude?
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>>10207708
>>10207646
You guys are both morons, the cop very clearly hit the dude on purpose to stop him, I'm guessing the dumbass was flying down the road 30 mph over the speed limit or something and the cop finally caught up with him.
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>>10207722

I've only heard it was a closed course too. You have links to the interview? I'd love to watch it.
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>>10207225
Well, this was just frigging stupid.
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>>10207748
>being this passive aggressive
Pussy biker faggot detected.
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>>10207225
The dickhead semi driver should have moved over. Those shitheads think they own the road.
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>>10207239
Shit head owner letting their dog run loose.
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i wanted to learn to ride motorcycle as a hobby, but I don't want to end up as a red smear on the pavement or a douchebag like 9/10 of these webms...
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>>10207371
Dumbass in the car should have been driving faster
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>>10207796
who the fuck schedules a road crew for the middle of the day?
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>>10207748
I'm having a hard time because googling 'motorcycle gopro crash video' gives millions of results. If you can find the article talking about how it was a closed course I'll shut my mouth
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>>10207796
who scheduled the dumb cunt to smack the sign
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does anyone have the webm of a tram running over bikers with "Primo Victoria" playing?
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>>10207812
That fucking sucks!!!!
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>>10207841
kek
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>>10207831
now thats fucked
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>>10207823
um....literally everywhere
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>>10207796
I guess trying 2 save a few seconds from slowing down paid off....with his life.
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There are so many faggots lut there that think they're some sort of bad ass for riding a motorcycle, like they think they're in sons of anarchy or some outlaw fantasy.

But really they're
>>10207825
Or
>>10207308
Or
>>10207234

Props to anyone that doesn't think their dick grows 6 inches whenever they hop on a motorcycle, but a lot of these clowns give it a bad name. not only by being idiots but then by defending it and by blindly defending other people doing the same.
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>>10207768
Learn to drive.
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>>10207823
>who the fuck schedules a road crew for the middle of the day?

yeah everybody knows they only work on roads at night

>you fucking retard
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Heh. Awesome thread.

Protip to you guys who lane split in California:
>in bumper-to-bumper traffic drivers can only see maybe three cars behind them
>so if you're shooting up between cars at more than, say, 10mph faster than traffic drivers cannot see you coming
>THAT'S why cars keep "pulling out in font" of you
>drivers AREN'T trying to kill you
>YOU are going too fast

What's funny is I know driving slowly would defeat the whole point of lane slitting. But there you have it. Get there 15 minutes early at the risk of losing your life, or drive along with traffic. And I've seen so many guys choose to lose their life. It's a shame.
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>>10207897
A-fucking-men

I got nothing against smart, decent, considerate people who ride motorcycles. But there are tons of retarded, douchey, inconsiderate faggots who ride motorcycles, and it's fun to see them get what they deserve.
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>>10207364
Filename should be retard doesn't steer.
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>>10207805

nice merge there faggot
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>>10207308
AH HA HA HA HA HA that felt so good to watch
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>>10207768
With that douche on the bike coming in that fucking fast outta nowhere? No way in hell that semi could've moved out of the way in time. Plus, that douche had a lot of road ahead of him in that lane to keep straight instead of trying to immediately merge like a dumb fuck.
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>>10207301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZCadhDW_i0
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>>10207333
that file name
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>>10207821
Those faggots, i see no indication of that being a bike lane
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>>10207933
he wasn't trying to merge, he couldn't control the bike after the turn. fuck you people are stupid
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>>10207921
My thoughts on lane splitting is that it should only be done in bumper to bumper traffic. These idiots who do it on the interstate need to fuck off. But if I'm in traffic that will be sitting at the same light multiple times, you can bet that I'm going to lane split in a safe and slow manner in order to get up to the light so that I can go when it next changes to green.
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>>10207646
>Up-raw
>Uproar

Somehow, Amerifats do better English than the English
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>>10207831

damn, nice trick shot
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>>10207758
>Asking for a source
>passive-aggressive
No.
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>>10207831

Who ever shot that is probably a god at Mario Kart.
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>>10207239
nothing of value was lost that day
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>>10207964
I don't disagree or fault you for doing it. I just wish some moto guys would follow the adage of "Go slow to go fast" you know?
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>>10207225
>>10207768
>>10207933
This guy is just a shitty rider. He couldn't turn sharp enough and ran in to the fucking semi.
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>>10207658
...so
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>>10207793
>fuck your face
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>>10207796
cuts off before the truck driver gets out and kicks him
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>>10207801
>free shoe
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>>10207821
2 levels of bike fags getting rekt
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>>10207796
I was hoping the thing that goes flying into opposing traffic was the douchebag himself.

But it's just a fender.
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>>10207368
Fucking Samsung motorcycles!
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>>10207768
You sound mad.
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seems like someone here is incredibly mad he gets stuck in traffic every morning
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>>10207979
It wasnt a straight up "show me the source cause a need to believe." It was pussyfooting around an accusation of lying, like a bitch would
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>>10207217
lol
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>>10207824
did he died?
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>>10207882
Fucking lost it
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>>10208018
Privileged fuckbois thinking they own the road.
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>>10207239
Hey hey here's another angle of the same crash.
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>>10208130
Oh, come on. He clearly tried to brake and avoid it. You can't possibly blame him for that accident.
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>>10208203
He's doesn't get the blame for shit falling off another vehicle. He gets the blame for steering right into it like a dumb fuck.

And, of course, if he were in a car he'd be fine.
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>>10208018

"Jesus, my fucking fender. Fucking hell."
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>>10208189

That's legitimately impressive reaction time on the second biker's part.
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>>10207294

Notice the odd cut at about 15 seconds?

Notice how the driver's mirror is mysteriously broken?

Not only did this douche assault the guy, he edited it out of his video to make himself look the the good guy.
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>>10208055

lmao I was thinking exactly that
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>>10208093
Some people call that "not being an autistic mongoloid who devolves into incessant cursing because they think it makes the shit they say more relevant"
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>>10207240

>L... for LOSER!
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>>10207474
literally shit myself a litte. I'm not even fat
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>>10208018
hahahahah the guy checks the car
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>>10207768
You're funny, I like your sarcasm.
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>>10207508
>OP got cucked by a biker for sure.

>implying motorcyclists have working penises
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>>10207204
fucking kek. OP has been 100% cucked by bikers. Look at his fucking filenames. Dude is so butthurt he dedicates his life to it.

>mfw I fucked OPs girl on my motorcycle, came in her, and made her lick it off the seat after it dripped out. Then passed his prius driving ass in traffic the next day on my superior 2 wheeled machine.
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>>10207204
plenty of bikers are just regular people who like to ride motorcycles
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>>10207801
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>>10207744
>very clearly
glad youre not the deciding member of a jury you fuckin tool
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>>10207333
>trucks vs. motorcycles

Both kinds os assholes Would make a great satire movie
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>>10208263

It's a shame that bike wouldn't have abs, need'nt have stacked
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>>10208344
trying this hard
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Real riders are extremely defensive on the road, this is just a bunch of retards
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>>10208130
"Duchebag detected, counter measures deployed"
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>>10208203

There is a reason why you trail cars in front of you at a distance. This is especially true for vehicles that are hauling something or trucks.
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>>10207921
I have a question.
THAT'S why cars keep "pulling out in font" of you
If you're in heavy traffic, why change lanes? You cant go anywhere. If the lawmakers made it so that in traffic, you can only change lanes in order to move over towards an off-ramp, then you would have less congestion caused by the idiot car drivers that change lanes 5 times in 1 minute trying to get ahead.

People who dont ride look at bikes like we are being impatient assholes and deserve it when we get hit, but they never think about the fact that they are actively contributing to the problem. 90% of people DO NOT NEED to be driving a WHOLE car to themselves, if even 10% more road users took a motorcycle, there would be no traffic jams.

>>10207204
Not sure what your problem with bikes is about, could you explain?
Its hard to see a downside. Its cheap, fast and efficient.
I dont mind getting wet, i dont mind the danger. Cars are kinda boring, they dont really challenge me. Unlike most people, we get to do our hobby every single day, and the motorcycling community is great too, everybody is friendly(except some of the Harley riders).
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>>10207353

His throttle control is appalling
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>>10208435
can't wait to see you in a webm
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>>10207768
18 wheeler basically own the road lol the sooner you learn that the less likely you are to get crushed by one, dont fuck with those things you will die
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>>10207824

Did he blow out a tire or just ground out on the bumps so hard he lost traction?
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>>10208018

Insurance fraud, or just an idiot?
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>>10208448
What an intelligent response... Cant wait to read about you being hit by a bus, pedestrian.
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>>10208346
>>10208385
>>10208435
They're just monumentally bad decisions. Driving is terrifyingly dangerous as is, it's kind of fucking asinine to willingly give yourself a higher mortality rate on the road.
But then, it's that kind of decision making that natural selection is great at nipping in the ass, hence this thread.
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>>10208155

No, he fucked himself up pretty good though. Returned to racing the next year or something iirc
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>>10208458
Good reason too. They would kill more people if they moved suddenly. I'm pretty sure they are trained to at minimum keep going the same direction. Swerving is not an option and slowing down takes a lot of time and power.
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>>10208486
pretty sure thats the car drivers fault... why would you open your door? you're supposed to be actively operating a motor vehicle...
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>>10208189

Goddamn, that's some Spiderman shit right there.


I even kind of feel bad for that guy, yes, he's an idiot for riding with douchebags, but he was tail-end charlie of a douche-train, plus he saved his own skin.

Ride alone, Spider-bro.
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>>10208514
I disagree. Douche was going far too fast between slow cars.

It's like >>10207921 says. Go with traffic, not faster than.
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>>10208514
Depends on how long the traffic has been backed up.
And besides, the cyclist should be operating as if his vehicle took up just as much space as any averagely sized car, i.e. not doing the dumbass, and very illegal, shit he was doing.
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>>10207768
That's because... They do.

Don't fuck with semis. They would kill 100 times more people if they suddenly moved at moments notice.
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>>10208497
why would you want to live forever? i dont plan on having kids. So as long as i die in the horrific accident, not end up a cripple, id be ok with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSdybMhoqW4

Little cheesy but that guy sums it up pretty well, id rather die doing the thing i love than live your life of monotony. Otherwise, what else is there to look forward to? You get up, go to work, work hard all day, then come home, eat dinner, go to bed. Repeat 5 days a week until you die. If you dont have a hobby of any sort, you're a boring person and thats why people dont want to be around you. Everyone is different, we cannot choose what things we like and dislike, and if you like motorcycles, there is no substitute, you will like a hollow life if you choose to ignore your passions.
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>>10208533
Only illegal in most of the USA, not California or anywhere else in the world. I lanesplit passed the police everyday, they even move over for us here in NZ.
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>>10208551
>A life without a motorcycle isn't a life worth living
Kind of a narrow outlook there, friendo.
Personally I'd take a blowjob or a rotisserie chicken over a ride on one of the things any day of the week.
To each their own, I guess.
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>>10208507
cop is clearly trying to stop one of them
other one on purpose runs bike into other one to stop him
>douchebags
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>>10208559
it's illegal in nyc and people move over for me all the time. it's only the tourists who get asshurt over it.
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>>10208559
That seems ill advised.
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>>10208577
Nah, they're trying to kiss. File name proves it.
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>>10208579
>only tourists who get asshurt over it
You're gonna get our ass hurt pretty harshly, m8
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>>10208576
>Personally I'd take a blowjob or a rotisserie chicken over a ride on one of the things any day of the week.
Good for you. Once the bug is inside of you, it never goes away. Most real riders that have to quit for some reason, inevitably end up buying another bike, they dont need to.
>Kind of a narrow outlook there
Probably, but its mine. I dont see any point to a life where you dont get to do the things you enjoy, if that were the case, i would off myself.
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>>10207508
>Car fault
>Dogs fault
>Cars fault
>cars fault

Yep that retard biker logic for you. You see retard the rules of the road are if you are behind someone and hit them, or driving and don't give enough time to stop or avoid any possible dangers in front of you that's your fault. It's not the fault of the obstacle, it's your dumb fault for not providing enough time to stop or avoid. But that's not how retard bikers think. They think they have special rules and everything in someone else's fault. Take responsibility for your own actions moron.
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>>10208362
Annnd here's another view of the douchebag getting owned.
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>>10208585
would you rather ( as a motorcyclist ):

run into the side of a car that has turned in front of you.

or

Be sandwiched between the back of a car, and the front of minivan, because Stacy has an important txt message to respond to?

In states where it is legal, there is a significantly lower chance of rear end accidents striking motorcycles, which are the most deadly. Let me remind you, that CARS are the reason that there is traffic, why should we wait with you, when you clearly want to form a line without asking us?
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>>10207722
That is definitely the Isle of Man TT course, a road that's closed off for races, most popular for professional Motorcycle races.

I tried googling about a crash like this, but couldn't find anything, so this could just be some asshole trying to ride 'like the pros' on the track while it's in use as legal roads.
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>>10208497
>They're just monumentally bad decisions. Driving is terrifyingly dangerous as is, it's kind of fucking asinine to willingly give yourself a higher mortality rate on the road.
But then, it's that kind of decision making that natural selection is great at nipping in the ass, hence this thread.

Today i learn OP gets triggered by motorcycles either because has crashed into a bike and now holds a grudge. Or the much more likely Op has autism.

Plus Op likes the word Douchebag
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>>10208640
>OP gets triggered

Sure, sure. OP is the one that's triggered.
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>>10207617
underrated/10
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>>10208660
eh. driver should've floored it. the douche saw it coming.
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>>10208189
we need the second biker video, he have a camera in his helmet as well
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>>10208653
Please give me a good reason why you hate motorcycles? Nothing to do with danger, we know its dangerous, that is reason enough to do it for some people.
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>>10208533
In CA you're allowed to go 10 mph over current traffic, but not faster than the speed limit.
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>>10208683

Fucking motorcycle killed my dog. Whats worse is that the oncoming traffic didn't even kill the fuck because he managed to roll out of the way to safety.
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>>10208683
>Please give me a good reason why you hate motorcycles?

I never said I did. BUT...this thread has like 50+ good reasons.
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>>10207364
fucking kek. He shouldn't have bought KTM.
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>>10208671
Are you dense? Why the fuck was car backing up in the first place at an intersection
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>>10207744
>turn signal on
You flip the lights on and perform a standard traffic stop, not love tap the motorcycle dipshit
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>>10207316
LOL, the court case had the cop admit to hitting the bike, fucking pleb
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>>10207204
oh somebody's mommy wouldn't let them get a bike oh sweetie wheatie needs his nappy wappy you know how fussy you get when you're being a faggot
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>>10208704

most likely the idiot pulled out to turn but the oncoming traffic never stopped. When the light turned green the other line of traffic started coming and she was blocked in. So she decided to reverse back to the white line and wait for the next green.

Sadly I've seen people do this so fucking often it's insane.

It's completely her fault as you're supposed to wait at the white line to turn. Basically everything that cyclist recorded is perfect evidence against her.
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>>10207801
why is he trying to pull it off?????
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>>10207696
Is this b8? You can't pass there dumbass. That dick should slow the fuck down and wait.
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>>10208318
>AND IM DYING AT THE BOTTOM OF A PIT IN THE BLAZIN SUUUUUN
>TORN AND TWISTED AT THE FOOT OFA BURNIN BIIKEEE
>AND THE LAST THING I SEE IS MY HEART
>STILL BEATIIIIIINNN
>BREAKIN OUTTA BODY
>AND FLYIN AWAY
>LIKE A BAT OUTTA HEEEEEELLLLLLL
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>>10207812
this type of shit is the exact reason why I will never drive a motorcycle

stuff happens on the road that is completely out of your control all the time, which usually results in a minor inconvenience or minor damage to your car

for a motorcyclist, however, it could result in extremely debilitating injuries if not death

my friend who worked as an EMT owned a motorcycle before becoming one, after working only 3 months, he sold it and said he'd never drive one again on a highway

life is too short
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>>10208723
Why are all your pictures name?
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>>10208663
at least he had a soft landing
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>>10207204
OP hates bikers so much, he spends all his time talking to them online
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>>10208694
why was your dog on the road? you dont deserve a dog if you cant control it. Not a good excuse either, it would have been hit by a car or truck anyway.
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>>10208435
How do you safely ride a bike with your head that far up your ass?
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>>10208697
Sorry, thought you were OP samefagging. They should bring back IDs. Danger isnt a good reason, remember.
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>>10207663
>>10207667
>>10207744
>>10207969

I bet none of you even know the origins of language beyond sumaria, go fuck yourselves little angry small pricks

Grammar is for linear brainwashed fagged. Get over your own caveman emotions and evolve.

every heard or predictive text? tards calling people tards. You lot are ignorant and dumb as fuck.
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>>10208747

lmao you're a fucking idiot
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>>10208732
Life is short, id rather enjoy it than wonder about the "what if?"s. Ive been riding for 10 years every day, never had an accident, some of that is luck, but i prefer not to think about it, too busy thinking about all the corners ahead of me.
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>>10208612
Wrong, limp dick. If someone jumps out in front of you, there's nothing you can do. I've been in collisions like this, and each time I've been found 0% at-fault.
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>>10207555
lol your insecurity is showing kiddo
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>>10208768
tons of people do it and never have gotten into a major accident, however i'm not one to risk my life for a thrilling way to transport myself; not to mention they're much less convenient than a car

to each their own
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>>10208710
Douches on motorcycles run from cops all the time, it's possible that dude already had and the cop finally caught up with him
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>still smart enough to learn how to ride a motorcycle. How dumb are you that you cant even manage that?
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>Blames Motorcycles because you were a shitty dog owner

Im glad your dog is dead
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>>10208660
>I think I hit something
>should I stop?
>lolnope punch it
>...Oh dear how did this happen???
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>>10208753
idk but somehow i manage. Hows the view from that cage? is it sssafe?
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>>10208798
Its safer behind his bus pass
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>>10208784
You saying he thought he lost him and was trying to blend in? Was the cop giving him the slip just to surprise run on him? no way dude
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>>10208779
Do you have any hobbies that involve risk? playing soccer, running, swimming etc? I commute on a supersport motorcycle, i get to do a hobby twice a day. Ill agree that they arent as practical, but you can still own a car for when you need to carry things.
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>>10208794
Kek
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>>10207212
>>10207570
>This one was actually a closed race course.
What the fuck are you talking about? That's the A357. And the guy walked away from it
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>>10208794
>getting this triggered because people care more about a dog than a bike faggot dying
My sides.
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>>10208844
show me who cares about the dog, other than you. It must have been a shitty little dog that deserved it for being dumb enough to run onto the road.
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>>10208826
my hobbies don't include me driving 60-70 mph on something that requires balance, that's fine with me
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I ride a motorcycle everyday and I wonder how do people even get into situations like these without wearing any gear.

What the fuck.
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>>10208870
asians
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>>10208866
Keep crying faggot, for a tough ass biker you sure whine like a pussy. Meanwhile i am going to keep laughing at you pussy faggot bikers getting rekt
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>>10207204
cyclefag here
sorry your girl likes my ride better (not sorry)
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>>10208867
>requires balance
Do you realize that balance has nothing to do with riding a motorcycle unless you are literally stopped? What are your hobbies though? You seem pretty keen to dismiss ours. Im also into cars, computers, weight lifting, hiking, farming animals and reading. not everyone is black and white.
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R.I.P.
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>>10207296
They don't say anything for the same reason I didn't when I tried to let out a silent fart in the checkout line at wawa but accidentally started an old lawnmower with my asshole...embarrassment. Its called trying not to draw attention to yourself.
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>>10208867
>requires balance
That not difficult
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>>10207208
Why is Busa Bro always a fat black guy?
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>>10208884
>whine like a pussy.
says the guy whining like a pussy about a dog... its just a dog mate, you can get another one, what you wont be able to get is a life. mommy says to bring your plates and cups up from the basement btw.
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>>10208720
Because he's a dumb nigger who didn't think to put on a helmet.
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>>10208902
yeah and guess what? when you get into an accident your hit something, you have to slow down and usually will fall because you cannot balance yourself in time and/or get into a death wobble

i'm not sure why you're getting so defensive, i've already said numerous times that it's just not for me and you can do what you'd like

i've never said you should feel stupid for biking, you're just taking a risk that i'd prefer not to
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>>10208906
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>>10207225
holy fuck roads are bad in europe holy fuck
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>>10208771

I only watched the first video and I can tell you are a fucking retard. The motorcyclist is driving down the highway in the middle of a lane past multiple cars. He absolutely deserved to get hit by that car. Stupid fucked needs to abide by the rules of the road, you stay in a lane and switch when able.

This is precisely why most motorcyclists deserve to fucking die.
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>>10208923
>when you get into an accident your hit something, you have to slow down and usually will fall because you cannot balance yourself in time and/or get into a death wobble
Sorry anon, but no. if you stop so quickly that you cant put your foot down, then you have actually had a crash, and balance isnt going to save you. The gyroscopic effect of the wheels means that you can ride a motorcycle (with enough throttle control) at less than walking pace without having to move your body.
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>>10208923
>because you cannot balance yourself in time
i get the feeling you're fucking MASSIVE
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>>10207364
You don't fuck with the ghost rider.
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>>10207696

>Motorcyclist tried to pass by going over double sided line.
>Car that he's illegally trying to pass is pointed in the direction he's trying to go around
>Car goes when he is legally able to and hits dumb fuck not following the law.

Jesus Christ you motorcyclists are the stupidest scum of this earth.
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>>10207234

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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>>10208944
http://lanesplittingislegal.com/
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>>10207256

>Implying that it's not the drivers responsibility to drive at a reasonable speed and slow down for possible obstructions.

Should always been scanning ahead and beside, if it was a deer that dude would be dead.
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>>10208273
There's a clock watermarked on the video, it confirms around 1 second was cut. probably him hitting the mirror off.

Wouldn't have noticed if not for you. Well spotted mate :)
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>>10208273

Did I notice he was a scumbag?

Yes he's a motorcyclist so that goes without saying.
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>>10208546
>movie stunt
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>>10207897
I ride a motorcycle because it's fun and fuel-efficient. I hate going to meets because people are always trying to wheelie and do burnouts and just make an ass of everyone who rides in general. If you wanna hoon around, be responsible about it ffs. You aren't Street Rossi no matter what liter-peter is between your legs or what skin-tight leather BDSM tracksuit you have on.
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>>10207658

Suck for his family unfortunately they can't blame it on anything but his own stupidity.
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>>10207217
bike shouldn't have tried to go round that
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>>10208946
>if you stop so quickly that you cant put your foot down, then you have actually had a crash, and balance isnt going to save you

thats exactly what i'm talking about, if you get into a relatively high speed crash that's outside of your control with a car (granted that it's not a head on collision or something horrifying like that) you're probably going to be fine, a little bruised up or some bad whiplash, but fine overall

now put yourself into the same exact situation, but on a motorcycle; let's say 45 miles per hour and a car to your left or right just suddenly swerves into you for no reason, what happens then? most of the time you'll have some broken bones if not worse, not to mention your bike is going to be severely more fucked up than a car would be.

>>10208961
here, have a (You)
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>>10208983
You hate motorcyclist for any particular reason? is it because we pass you in traffic while you sit there looking like a dumb fuck?
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>>10208906
>mfw your girl prefers to die with me instead of you
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>>10208968
not everywhere ma dude
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>>10208999
trips of truth
kek favors the chaos of cycles
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>>10207796
dead 4 sure
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>>10208732
>>10208779
>>10208867
>>10208923
>>10208997
This anon has my mentality completely: you're free to do whatever you want, however I'd prefer to not take such a risk.
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>>10207801
love how ppl are trying to help him
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>>10208747
>>10208794

The way the joke went completely over your empty cyclefag skulls is almost funnier than the post you guys are trying so hard to diss.
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>>10209066
>cycle hater btfo'd
>quickly must unfuck myself
>ha!.....was merely a joke!
this is how retarded you look
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>>10208018
the brake lights didnt have a reflector so it was just the LED's
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>>10208514

>I have no idea how the rules of the road work.

Fucking idiot. Motorcyclists are supposed to occupy a lane just the same as any other motor vehicle. Sure they have the capability of breaking the rule, but that does not exempt them from shit like this happening.

Shouldn't have been driving down the middle of the lane to begin with.
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>>10209106
nigger why the fuck did he open his door though? even if lane splitting was illegal where that took place you dont just open your fucking door
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>>10207618
>>10207301
>>10207658
>>10207678
>>10208014
The family released the footage so it could be used as an awareness campaign for both bike and car drivers. Because ultimately they were both to blame. Yeah he was riding fast but not ridiculously so, that topped with the car driver not paying attention...
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>>10208622

Fucking scum bag, sounds like he says

"kick him, hit him, hit him! Go fix-..."

Hope his friend got jail time.
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>>10209017
what kind of dildo hypes his own comeback?

yikes.
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>>10209134
deflection and subject changing are powerful agents for those who lose an argument.
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>>10209106
http://lanesplittingislegal.com/

>I have no idea how the rules of the road work.
clearly you dont. Its legal everywhere except most of the united cucks of amerifat, where a person occupies the whole a vehicle, and the lanes are massively wide, but
>"huurrr only one vehicle per lane even when a car and 2 bikes can occupy the same space easily. Because its too hard to look in my mirror before changing lanes...
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>>10208826

>Playing soccer is as risky as driving an unenclosed vehicle of speeds of up to 100+MPH

I see why you drive a motorcycle, people like you need to be culled.
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>>10209152
>playing a game that only required feet instead of learning how to use 3 body parts at once to operate a machine
people like you are too dumb to have fun
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>>10209152
people get injured playing games. Hell, people die playing video games. I wasn't saying the two things were similar in levels of risk. that just a dumb argument. Try harder, junior.
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>>10209086
Hahahaha you still don't get it you chimp.
See >>10207239
If you still need me to explain it then you should probably just leave.

Holy shit you cyclefags manage to sound so insecure in all of your posts.
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>>10209149

>Literally post a STATE LAW that makes it legal to not abide by the standard rule throughout the country.

Seriously though, motorcyclists like you are the dumbest cunts, not very surprising that you can't wrap your head around the fact that there is more to the world than your immediate surroundings. Just because it's legal in your state does not mean it's the norm fuckwit.
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>>10209178
so we were supposed to remember a single webm in a thread full of other shit?
i can tell you're sweating at this point carcuck
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>>10209178
what sort of handbag rat was that? glad that little cunt died.
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>>10208273
>truth bombs dropped
motorcyclist or not they guy started it by breaking the cars mirror.
and the editing the video is just plain sad
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>>10209121

It doesn't fucking matter why he opened the door you stupid cunt. It's illegal to split lanes.
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>>10209184
that is literally thee most retarded argument i've heard
know what's worse than risking your life on a 2 wheeled death machine?
wasting it away behind a screen yelling at others for enjoying themselves
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>>10209094
>>10209096
Can't you read?
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>>10209205
>It's illegal to split lanes
how dense are you?
it's not illegal everywhere you dumb mother fucker now go tell mommy that some big mean bikers are making fun of you
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>>10209191
Did the little cunt die, then? It looked like he went over his handlebars, sure, but probably just some road rash. And the cunt in behind who falls over doesn't even hit the first cunt.
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>>10209184
would you rather ( as a motorcyclist ):
>run into the side of a car that has turned in front of you.
or
Be sandwiched between the back of a car, and the front of minivan, because Stacy has an important txt message to respond to?
In states where it is legal, there is a significantly lower chance of rear end accidents striking motorcycles, which are the most deadly. Let me remind you, that CARS are the reason that there is traffic, why should we wait with you, when you clearly want to form a line without asking us?

>Just because it's legal in your state does not mean it's the norm fuckwit.

Its legal almost everywhere except the US. Do you honestly not realize how small the US population is?
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>>10209216

There are currently two states in the entire country that have actually made it legal you stupid faggot.

>big mean bikers

HAHAHAHA, fags AREN'T scary. This is exactly why you ride a cycle though, you think it makes you tough, it doesn't. It just makes you look like a loser who doesn't have a brain in his head.
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>>10209207

>Choosing not to risk my life for literally no payoff is the same as doing nothing with my life.

A true master of the mind and witticism. Your rational is clearly superior.

I hope you remember this conversation the minute you are ejected into the air.
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>>10209221
talking about the dog. motorcyclists are nice people, not cunts. we help ease congestion by not adding to it.
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>>10209237
so can you say for certain the man in that video wasn't in one of those two states?
because unless you can it's Schroedinger's lane split.

never have i seen such impotent rage
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>>10209234
>Its legal almost everywhere except the US. Do you honestly not realize how small the US population is?

I don't care, this is an English speaking board with 95% of people from the US. You are only using this argument because I pointed out how stupid/flawed your link was.
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>>10209251
i'm sure i'll die happy that i took a risks or two instead of being a waste of cells
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>>10207204
ITT. Pickup truck driving rednecks.
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>>10209256

>never have i seen such impotent rage

Back at you bby.
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>>10208633
>>10207748
>>10207835

No it's not. It's in Derbyshire, A537 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjB9fszqXDI
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>>10209268

>happy that i took a risks that didn't matter.

FTFY
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>>10209276
>actually thinks "i know you are but what am i" style comeback works

i want to hate you but i know your family already does... oh wait i still do
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>>10209190
>doesn't get the joke
>chimps out when getting laughed at for not getting the joke
>"lol i bet ur sweating now carcuck"
This is how retarded you look
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>>10209287
>happy that i sit at my computer all day only ever feeling adrenaline when i see a rather savory anime cat girl
>happy that i only ever live on the edge as a human should when i have an irregular heart beat

FTFY
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>>10209297
oh i get the joke now, only after you had to explain it because it was so bad.
im still not laughing
stay mad carcuck
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>>10209292

If you want to settle it so bad (which you clearly do.) Find a better version of the video and look to see what state the plates are from.

You are too stupid to think of something as simple as that, instead you just keep fuming anger.

It's ok bby, I understand.
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>>10208768
yeah but i have too many important things to accomplish in life. so not worth the risk

>goes back to shit posting on 4chan

but in all seriousness it always looked fun but I won't take that risk out of fear it would burden my family if i get in an accident
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>>10208250
>it falls left first
>"steering right into it"
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>>10209307

Aw you keep responding because you're so mad. I'm flattered.

<3
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>>10209315
im not doing a ton of searching for such a small man's own self gratification.

now go mark on your white board as this being another Internet "argument" win.

make sure mommy gives you a gold star
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>>10209332

>I'm mad but I need to make it look like I don't care.

Ok bby, ttyl.
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>>10209329
is that the best you've got?

isn't it past your bedtime kid?
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>>10209339

This is fun.
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>>10209338
if you look to your left the closet homosexual now feeling quite attached to this anonymous man will now pretend that he hates him and act superior in a failed attempt to sway his own self to not feel his diamond hard erection he has for this obviously alpha male
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>>10209349

Cool story man. Keep typing, each angry keystroke makes me more erect.
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>>10208750
Top kek
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>>10208720
He doesn't realize it's his face and just feels something hanging
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>>10209357
i aim to please
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>>10209362

Moar
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>>10207768

I am trucker, traffic coming off of the off-ramp onto the highway MUST yield to vehicles already on the highway.

Meaning he should have slowed down and merged.

Btw, you can't change lanes in a truck immediately, it must be done slowly and carefully, noticing there was no off-tracking of the trailer coming from another lane, meant that the semi was already in the slow lane, as semis usually should be, unless passing of course.

On top of that, most if not all major trucking companies have governors on their semis at about 60 to 61, so it's not like they are speeding bullets, maybe Owner Operators, but not company drivers.

Truckers live and die by and for the road to deliver 85% of freight goods around the US.

Think before you try making another asshole comment about how truckers are unsafe, negligent, fat, idiotic, hillbilly, assholes, we take MULTIPLE yearly defensive and safety driving refresher courses a year. On top of that, we have On-Guard as a back up for from accidents and a whole slew of other safety features to make sure we don't get demonized anymore by a bunch of soccer moms who die, because they cut off a semi in dangerous conditions. On top of THAT we are federally regulated, we don't get to fuck around, or we might get fined out the ass or get a felony.
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>>10208318
Is this shit not fake? I mean at least the heart is just footage added onto the end of another video or something, right
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>>10209314
Hahaha dude it doesn't matter whether you thought it was funny or not, it's hilarious that you don't understand this.

I'm getting all of my entertainment from reading your posts and how each time you make yourself look dumber. So please continue.
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>>10207812

Busted drive tire, word of advice, if next to a semi, move away, not because the semi is an asshole, but for your own safety in case anything happens, imagine if a steer tire on the left went out, the truck would have just lurched to the left, he would be under the trailer tires probably.

Damn road gators (busted semi-tires).
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>>10209385

The dude you are replying to is no doubt an fucking idiot motorcyclists.

I have a friend who's a trucker and he always complains about the stupid shit he sees motorcyclists do.

You guys are literally the lifeblood of american supplies, it's a hard job from what I've been told, hats off to you dude.
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>>10208663

Time for bed.
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>>10209385
>mfw driverless trucks are gonna put you out of a job
>>
I've always loved how triggered spergs on chans are by motorcycles. I bet most of you post on /r9k/
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>>10209414

Thank you, that means a lot, we try our best to be safe and clear the dirty stigma of truckers being assholes, dangerous and reckless.

We are extremely regulated, especially with regards to Owner Operators, but company drivers like myself, we usually have the newest and best equipment, my company only uses equipment up to two years old, and then they just cycle out the entire fleet. New fleets, every 2 years. We probably get our equipment checked out by the mechanics on an extremely regular basis. On top of that we are required to preform PTIs (Pre Trip Inspections) to make sure the basic function of the vehicle is working and not a safety hazard, if it is, we send it to the mechanic, no questions asked and no penalty if we are on a load.

Than you very much once again for those kind words, we usually just get middle fingers when people cut us off and drive off.

>>10209480

Firstly, you have no idea about the physical aspect that comes along with driving a semi. For flatbeds notabely with tarping and strapping, noticing dangerous road conditions, and going to drop yards that are not even on the map, usually on dirt roads, hell, I have had to drive down a gravel road down with a steep as hell incline into a rock quarry to pick up scrape to be used on houses in a dry van.

But 50 to 100 years maybe. Our CEO talked to us about it though, personally addressed us in our board room, stating there would still need to be drivers, even after they would implement the devices, but as of now, he has stated, it would cost more to outfit and insure every vehicle with sensors and computers than just having a trained professional drive. Saying that there would need to be more sensors than the space shuttle to actually drive even remotely safe, considering the size, the conditions of the road and weather, traffic, overhead height, high winds will off track a trailer into another lane, truckers CBing you about potential dangers before they come up, etc.
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>>10209480
>>10209513

Cont.

Even then, he said there would still be need for a driver. Dropping and hooking trailers with the fifth wheel is a manual process. Along with aligning the axles into the trailer holes, though they have some automatic systems, they are very prone to breaking easily.

There are many factors to take into account, it maybe easy to automate a car, since it is relatively a straight forward process, but semis, are not.

Along with that, there would still need to be a physical driver regardless. So, in long, no, our jobs are not in jeopardy, I will still have a job, and I will still be driving.

Thank you though, for poking fun at all those who have lost their jobs to automation, both in the automotive industry and others alike.
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>>10209513
>Firstly, you have no idea about the physical aspect that comes along with driving a semi

lol wont need to. computer will do it for me
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>>10209553

Bait, and learn to fucking read. Hear this shit all the time, and the only experimental semi. that has even worked has a driver, and it's only in Colorado on a main highways, drivers still need to drive off of the off-ramp and deliver locally.

It wasn't even a full success, just because a personal care can do it, doesn't mean a semi. can.

If anything were to replace us, it would be railroads, as they have been gaining popularity, but after they broke up the railroad unions and lost a lot of the land and tracks due to downsizing (at one time they were all extremely connected) it will be long and hard to rebuild, so, no, not in my lifetime will i lose my job, but the bait is strong, you don't know much other than a rumor.
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>>10209570
>itll never happen
>changes to its only happened once

tick tock tick tock thats the sound of your job security
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>>10209580

>Doesn't even know there was a trial run
>Doesn't know shit other than a rumor anon probably heard
>Implying
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>>10209604
>implying i need to know those things to know its gonna take his job
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>>10207508
assmad bike nigger
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>>10208435
>Look at me, I'm a Faggot who thinks people care about others.

Fuck off and die before I find your Ass and run you over with my CAR
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>>10208999
Yes. And before you say "get a bike and join us." No. I'd rather kill every last one of you until people learn that motorcycles are unacceptable among civilized men.
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>>10207570
not true at all, lying shit head. This aired on a Brit documentary about traffic accidents.
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listen faggits, where are the redneck pickup truck hate thread? pickup drivers are worse than motorcyclists
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OP you have to be over 18 to post here
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>>10207204
>virgin neckbeard who can't understand how a clutch works
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>>10207316
I remember this, the cop ended up getting prosecuted and sentenced
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i've been listening to 'move bitch get out the way' and 'let the bodies hit the floor' for a more enhanced experience
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>>10207364
How does that happen?
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>>10208756
"Every" heard of getting a real computer and not browsing websites on your shitty phone?
Please die.
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>>10207239
Second biker... why the fuck did you dive onto the pavement?

Oh, and I have been riding for over 20 years... and I can't get on board with lane splitting. That's just fucking beyond stupid.
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wait what, there are people who doesn't like motorcycles?
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>>10210721
Everyone over the age of 16 doesn't..well the bikes are ok I guess, the bikers are the biggest plebs I can think of.
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>>10207316
It's just like in GTASA

Cops fucking ram into you but it's you who gets 2 wanted levels
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>>10207768
I can't believe how many autists are replying to a bait
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>>10208302

see this guy was responsible and paying attention so he ended up okay
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>>10208622

Just some honorary niggers contemplating assaulting a police officer for doing his job
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>>10208660

female drivers
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>>10208250
youre a fucking idiot lol
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>>10209284
thank you, I knew I wasn't crazy
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-28856485
>captcha: Road vice
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>>10208551
i get it buddy, you're scared of dying. We all are, that doesn't mean you have to court death to make it all worthwhile.

youtube link >when a poetry student learns his crush likes motorcycles.
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