Getting drunk.

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>>10198842

>>10198858
Stohl András and the never emptying jug

>>10199573
>>10199570
are those supposed to be porn ?

>>10199594

my dick is hard, so I'd say yes

>>10198842

Episode 05 Trespassing on Pussy Territory Victoria Lawson

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>>10199921

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>>10199925

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>>10199963

any of the ones where they give girls alcohol enemas straight from the bottle?

>>10199585

I've never seen a woman so beautiful in my life. i wish i could be there to hold her hair back and rub her back. look how cute her belly is as she's puking. i'm in love

>>10199585
Jesus fuck she ate a lot before that

Migraine, the thread.

i dont every hurl from drinking. my body is waaaay to eager to absorb all that alc

>>10199585
>>10200889

At least the stomach acid in the vomit will help whiten her teeth. I think that works even for all the guys who have to puke from all that beer and stuff.

>>10201443
By that you mean, you've never been drunk enough to vomit. Every body has a limit.

>>10201443
Easy there Frank Gallagher

>>10198855
>>10198855
lmao, strawpedo champ

>>10203055
This. I "never used to get hangovers" until I got one, and I "never used to vomit from drinking" until I pushed it too far one night. I don't throw up often any more because I know my limits, but everyone will throw up at some point.

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>>10203503

>>10201781
The stomach acid actually fucking ruins your teeth.

>>10203617

It only ruins your teeth if you puke too much. If you puke like once a year or just a few times a year, you're good to go. If you vomit whenever you drink too much or have a hangover after a night of binge-drinking or heavy drinking, then you get white teeth from constant puking. You'll have that great teeth until the stomach acid eventually ruins them. So yeah, you are correct, all that stomach acid does ruin your teeth. But it's not going to destroy your teeth if you vomit once in a while versus puking frequently.

>>10199580
Holding your tits back and smoking while puking...girl got mad skills

>>10199585
Can you imagine being balls deep in that pussy while she's puking like that...every convulsion would death grip your cock...diamonds

>>10203715
Wrong

>>10203715
Yeah, totally dentist recommended.

>>10204192
>>10204216

So the vomit is mostly alcohol with no stomach acid in it since all they've been drinking would be beer or liquor, etc?

>>10203715
>>10201781
I'd rather just brush regularly, thank you very much.

>>10203617
>>10204192
>>10204216
>>10204875

Here is an article on Bulimia and how stomach acid in vomit can affect the teeth: http://www.healthline.com/health/bulimia-teeth#Overview1

I guess I was wrong about the teeth becoming white.

Here is another article, a Q and A type of an article about stomach acid and teeth enamel: https://www.sharecare.com/health/tooth-enamel-erosion/stomach-acid-erode-tooth-enamel

Here's an article about vomiting bile and the causes and treatments for it, it also mentions vomiting after drinking too much alcohol: http://www.doctorshealthpress.com/general-health-articles/vomiting-bile-causes-treatments

This article is about alcohol and how it can harm your stomach: https://www.drinkaware.co.uk/alcohol-facts/health-effects-of-alcohol/effects-on-the-body/is-alcohol-harming-your-stomach/

>>10199573
Oh, sauce?

>>10199963
no way

>>10199621
lol

>>10207703

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UuyooBbZLM

>>10199573
>>10199580
>>10199585

How do you search for drunkstar on pornhub? I tried entering it as a search term and can't find anything but just regular drunken sex videos.

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>>10210647

I'll post the rest later.

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>>10210653

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>>10211746

>>10199627
Is it any good?

>>10199367

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A1s_Stohl

Are you from Hungary or something?

>>10213671
I am so incredibly worried for that girl's health. She gonna die.

>>10214646
That's not him though

>>10207703
omg those retards just let him lay on his back like that while he's puking

>>10214903
Yeah, alchohol is too week for him

woke up today with a hangover. Havent drinked in months. Fuck that, I'm sticking with weed.

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>>10215727

>>10207730
Lucky those people were there

important to lay on your side dude could have choked

>>10217827

I'll post the rest later.

>>10217827
>>10217943
you don't have to

>>10205111
You could use fermented piss to whiten your teeth if you really wanted to.

>>10199963
That's the man you wanna call for a party, the choppman! kek

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>>10217969

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>>10219921

>>10221778
Nice girl!
Who is she ?

>>10203508
RIP Lembitu

>>10198842
Hehe

>>10199573
>>10199570
It's like a shot for shot remake of Lindsey Lohan's life

>>10222478
umm more plz!!

>>10214850
Actually, some guy from south america died last week after drinking a whole bottle of tequila in one shot, it was on the news

>>10200798
>finding your soul mate in a drunk people vomiting thread
>knowing even if you meet her you'll never be able to tell her where you first saw her

>>10222478
She's definitely not drunk

>>10223263

A lot of people drink whole bottles of strong alcoholic beverages in one shot. Most of them are still alive, I think. They may probably puke a lot, but they're still alive. Maybe the guy who died drinking that bottle of tequila probably didn't drink enough water that evening.

>>10225900
If you drink a bottle of vodka in one shot you won't puke. You'll pass out, so you will die rather easily.

>>10199570
>bap americano

>>10199919
>that choice of beer
>surfin USA in the background
>guy in the back set up private jerkoff tent
my kinda night

>>10219935
>>10219921
that kid filming is a massive dick

>>10203055
this, when anyone does this, I call them out on it that they're bragging about drinking like a bitch

>>10208749
Fake and gay

>>10199570
>>10199573
>>10199580
>>10199585

does he ever fuck them or at least spread their ass open and take a whiff?

>>10210647
fucken elbows. what a disgrace.

>>10213671
definitely fake and gay

>>10199573
>dat hand gesture at the begining

>>10199570
>>10199573
>>10199580
>>10199585
All fake

>>10200773
No, because that would literally kill you

>>10240115
>>10200773

I think I saw something like that on pornhub, I thought about downloading it and then turning it into a webm. But I had also left a comment about how some guy on A Thousand Ways to Die also gave himself an alcohol enema to get drunk faster but he died. Anyway, you can try looking on pornhub for that stuff.

>>10235205
Hero

>>10199919
Fucking norwegians

>>10222478
Jeesus, what a whore

>>10199949
>>10199925
>>10199921

I'm ALMOST certain I know this girl. Went to HS with her. This is in Richmond Va

>>10198842
This girl actually has a sense of humor

>>10239912
I love that dudes sweatshirt!

>>10240178

There was a fad where people actually soaked tampons in liquor and shoved up their ass to get fucked instantly. Many died.

>>10235346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jUxd9GM50Y

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>>10244901

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>>10244933

>>10239126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV313ZhHdxY

>>10244995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHhIfZjltAs

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>>10209747
In my experience those particular sites (I think you want to be looking for My Drunken Star or WD Girls) are tough to find on tube sites. Not a lot out there. There are some torrents floating about, though.

>>10205259
Search for Misa - Beer Degustation. There's a torrent somewhere.

>>10245005
They're all fake as shit though.

>>10199570
>>10199573
Is there more of this girl?

Any gifts where people shit themselves because passed out drinking?

I know for a fact that you only are really drunk if you shit yourself.

>>10199963
A hero among men

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>>10248024

>>10198844
Needs an edit without the disclaimer.

>>10199570
>being balls deep during those pelvic contractions
That would feel amazing.

>>10216366
what a bullshit video he didn't even spew

>>10199919
Norsk

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8be_1487357697

i like this one. if someone posts a good way to convert video files to webm i'll post it

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>>10250039
>>10250051

>>10235636
kids these days just don't care about rules and standards...

>>10208749
Jesus, what a fucking moron. I actually knew a dude who downed 1,5l of vodka and deaded

>>10235506
nope, never seen him even touch them, although on a few occasions the drunk girls got a little frisky with him but it never escalates to anything

anyways, it'd probably be a legal grey area if he did, cus they are definitely really black-out drunk in those videos

>>10253645
i like this because she doesnt puke

>>10245830
In what way?

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>>10245830
If this is fake then I'm the king of england and she deserves an oscar

>>10231377
>>10199570
I LOVE THAT FUCKING SONG

>>10199570
Im strangely turned on by this...

>>10253821
I'm pretty sure she's choking in her own puke. Doesn't look fake at all.

>>10253821

I always wanted to see how Jimi Hendrix died

>>10253279
No they arent, its acting

>>10253821
Yeah fake, its not hard to vomit.

>>10240805
>Confirmed perfect German waifu

>>10255790
god imagine being in the same apartment/hotel as these fucking dickholes

>>10214966
fucking idiots.. they need to turn him on his side.

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>>10255790

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZARkLZ4xemc

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>>10257396

>>10199921
>>10199925
>>10199949
This is so normal for me
In my town it's really common to have friends in that advanced state of drunkness
I could film this 3 times a week

>>10257598
15 yo? Na let me guess
16-17 yo.
That's the real answer. Can't imagine an 18yo being so drunk like that unless he's a loser. I mean. Drink, get drunk and all, but dont go outside and look silly that's hella young dumb.

>>10207703

I have done this only one time. Thankfully, I realized somehow that I threw up, so I got up, ripped off the sheet, threw it in the washing machine, and then climbed into the shower. Only to then throw up more.

Its taught me what my limit was, which is a plus.

>>10257396
>>10257404
What a fucking amateur.

>>10253213
regurgitated milk bath

>>10255766
How do you fake puking?

>>10260366
You either take a lot into your mouth and literally pretend to throw it up or even easier you can just take any of the store front available emetics to induce vomiting which is surely what they have done here.

Incredibly easy.

>>10257941
No just dont live in america where faggots drink 4 beers and then tweet how "turnt" they are before turning up for their hot yoga lesson at 8am the next day. Weak fucks.

>>10261359
Speak for yourself there eurofag, theres plenty of homeless guys that slam mouthwash to get a buzz.

>>10261977

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL_Z-zMNcMw

>>10261352

Are these emetics for people with eating disorders? Because I just google "emetics" and then "emetics sold in stores."

Here's one of the links: http://www.myproana.com/index.php/topic/427790-where-to-buy-ipecac-bloodroot-or-other-emetics/

Do you have an eating disorder? I'm just asking because you were talking about emetics.

>>10235346
shoenice

>>10253286
link to this one? i have tried to find it on drunken star and it seems very elusive

>>10257941
No I'm actually 22, but I live in Belgium, on a uni campus where drinking beer (at 5 to 12% alcohol) is considered a folkloric act, and thus cost 0,80€ and the uni buildings get opened around 11am every day and close at the 11pm
Then ofc party in our own "club" until 3am if you want, where beer costs 1€
And no it doesn't happen on public areas, it's only on the campus and our law consider it a private space, which also means marijuana consumption is authorised btw and that doesn't help

>>10257396
>>10257404
One guy one pitcher?

>>10237347
I promised my girl friend Joakim.." Joakim is a man's name. What

>>10260051
lel, does anyone know the aftermath?

>>10267614

Yeah, it looks like it takes him a while to drink and puke.

>>10268632

I have no idea what happens afterwards.

>>10213671
That is so fake.

>>10221778
Boyfriend of the year.

>>10253648
ikr

>>10242804
How many times have you cranked rod thinking about her?

>>10267572
love this one
every time!

>>10238176
>Donald Trump song playing in the background

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>>10198842
It's not implied that she's drunk but I thought you might like this one

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>>10274875
Or this one

>>10219210
wha??

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>>10279698

>>10279698
>>10279701

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XSMsKcQA

>>10235205
What did he put into the bottle?

>>10279919
A straw to let air in above the whiskey.

>>10262355
Not him but emetics arent just for eating disorders, you really should have heard of them but i guess you're a pajeet.

>>10279701
What in urination?

>>10244999
check'd

>>10280069

Does that make it easier to drink? Would it make binge drinking even better?

>>10280956
Have you ever been to a party, once in your life? It allows air to get into the bottle so that the alcohol is able to come out quickly.

>>10284115

I've been to parties, I just don't really pay attention to people drinking, I don't even drink alcohol at parties or by myself when I'm not at a party. Although, I don't go to many parties. I don't even participate in drinking culture, I just watch this stuff on youtube or in movies, or just watch people at the few parties I go to drink all those beers and liquor and stuff.

>>10271140

Post your own video of you drinking a bottle of hard liquor without pausing.

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>drunk thread!
>actually just a thinly veiled puke fetish thread

>>10287916

I've been adding video clips of drunks who are pissing or shitting their pants, even of people drinking bottles of liquor without stopping. I'll be adding more stuff, not just people puking themselves.

>>10198842
That's a dangerous fetish friendo

>>10255775
So what makes it fake beyond the fact that you can make yourself vomit?

>>10216366
He pukes his mouth full, he just sits there dripping.. Eeew. Worse than actually spraying it in a trashcan

>>10253611
The power of christ compells thee!!

>>10291113

How can you tell that the vomit is dripping? He eats it instead of puking it.

>>10221778
>
I would fuck her so hard.

>>10199991
Americans can't drink for shit.

>>10235205
Fuck me, I'm English and it took me 'til 30 second mark to finally place these guys as Scots.

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>>10294079

>>10273238
fuccking gets me every time LOL

And this is why I don't drink.

>>10296987

You should, it looks like fun.

>>10261383
Oh please, our hobos drink "Lasol" aka. windshield washer fluid.
-Different eurofag, representing Finland

>>10198842
when i was young i would do a 3 hour lunch drinking beer at the local dive then down a pint of either Gilby's or Gordon's in two 16oz screwdrivers, 1/2 vodka and 1/2 OJ in about a half hour when i got home from work. instant drunk, all before my wife got home from work

>>10294079
the reverse got me... oh god thanks for the laugh

>>10248174
yep, i think i'll do one and post it here

after i have a drink

>>10286367
i've found that i can show up and any party, even people i don't know, and can walk right in if i bring 2 cases of beer. works every time

>>10300753
so, i knew a guy that did aqua velva strained through white bread. now that's entertainment

>>10290872
They aren't drunk.

everybody should drink, it's a laugh riot. the wife and i were asked to leave a restaurant last night because i was drunk and showing my ass. then they saw i had a bowie knife in my breast pocket. oh the fun we have

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I'll post the rest later.

>>10228054
Unless you have drink every day and have massive tolerance to alcohol. Ive Seen people drink a bottle of vodkav and walk in a straight line afterwards

>>10228054
Don't underestimate tolerance in alcoholics.

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>>10302485

>>10302485
>>10305022
kek

>>10287916
>a cute girl turns on her camera
>"Hi! Today, we'll be reading from Star Wars: Legacy of the Force: Traitor."
>she reads aloud from the book
>at regular intervals (every two pages? every four pages? every chapter?), she drinks a beer
>as she gets further into the book, her speech slurs and she giggles at random things ("Tee-hee! Don't you just love how 'Devaronian' rolls off the tongue?")
>she eventually puts down the book, places her head on top of it, and passes out

>tfw this YouTube channel never will exist

>>10305164
That's the gayest thing I've ever read.

>>10305115

There's more I have to post of the drunk guy with a gun. I'm trying to find the youtube link of it for those who want to watch the whole thing.

>>10305270
>cute girl
>gay
Um...

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>>10302485
>>10305022

>>10199573
cutegirlpuking >

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>>10302485
>>10305022
>>10305840

>>10296907
She seems like fun.

>>10285105
dude he's gonna choke...

>>10294079
kek lmfao

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>>10309457
>>10309496
>>10309503

Last one, and here's the youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OHq4z90dbE

>>10302485
>>10305022
>>10305840
>>10307622
>>10309571

Oh shit, I made a mistake. Anyway, here's the youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OHq4z90dbE

I'll be posting more, I got more vids from youtube, of drunk driving and drunks with guns and stuff.

>>10263471
>>10253286
I remember watching this video a few months ago on motherless but I have no idea how to find it now

>be me in holidays at the beach
>lots and lots of people there
>be extremely hungover
>have to puke really bad
>puke in my mouth and secretly spit on the ground
>cover it with sand
>repeat this with 5 mouthfuls
>nobody fucking noticed

never felt so proud

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>>10313344

What does puke taste like? Does it taste like beer?

>>10228924
damn take this bitch to places where they don't allow beer/alcohol i.e. water parks or music festivals cuz damn

>>10305164
This is virginal autism.

>>10207703

This is Chuck. Chuck is going to drown in his own puke, because his friends are retarded a-holes

>>10292897
Do you even know how much he drank?

>>10240805
Augustiner Helles aswell, fucking babe

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>>10318516

>>10222478
more?!

>>10222478

Sauce?

>>10199580
She wasn't letting that smoke in her hand go for shit.

I'm going to have to make another thread about anti-temperance.

>>10318516
>>10319312
>>10320443

I forgot to add the link to the full pedestrian crossing webms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEh95nxnVTo

I think this is the full video.

>>10296987
And this is why i DO drink!

>>10264714
That's how people end up dead.