Happy Endings

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1/2

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>>10193359
2/2 with happy ending!

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Standard massage w/ happy ending.

>>10193364
This looks almost real because she wears normal clothes and a plastic glove. Also she pulls her hand back as soon as she gets cum on it while a pro massage hooker waits until you are finished and isn't afraid to get her hands dirty

Moaaarrrr.

>>10193452
It is real, you idiot.

>>10193597
Did you have to pay extra or was it out of sympathy?

>>10193364
wouldn't call that ending happy, but thanks for sharing anyway

>>10193631
it doesn't end with a cumshot?

OP here, I have more but I am having trouble reducing the video size to post. Anyone have a tutorial for best optimizing webm files for 4chan?

Ever got a prostate massage?

>>10193427
So how common is all this? What are the odds that I actually go to get a massage I'll get a happy ending? Where do I look for these what are the steps to take?

>>10193828
what are the odds you get gas from a gas station and get a happy ending?

theyre about the same

>>10193828
If you go to a Thai massage in Germany you can be sure they ask you if you want a massage "down there" too. You probably have to pay 10€ extra. Thai massage parlors are just cheap brothels you can pay more to fuck them too. But they are mostly 40+ and fat. Few exceptions. There are German women who offer erotic massages with bj or hj too but they are more expensive and it is harder to make appointments with them. You can even find professional massage therapists who offer these massages in their salons but you have to get their numbers via connections in the erotic massage world if you meet them as just a normal customer you can't get them to do sexual acts on you because of their reputation

What a scam, I just erotically massage myself.

>>10193828
>>10193832
Find one near you!

http://www.rubmaps.com/

>>10194053
>gotta pay a premium to read reviews
no thanks...

>>10193762
google has it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjzMKzjNnKk

>>10193853
If you're in germany they actually have legal prostitution, just go to a whore house

>>10194219
you do if you go to a thai massage ;)
Some people like this 1 hour erotic massage and getting edged until you cum with the force of 1000 suns feeling but you are right I would rather go to a brothel. But I think it is also a money issue. Thai whores are cheaper here too

>>10194181
Jesus. Just use this which has been out since day fucking 1.

https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter

>>10194181
Literally followed every step and wound up with a bigger file size than I started with.

>>10194270
I have that program too, it doesn't always produce decent file size.

Looking for instructions for which settings to tweak to reduce file size without suffering too much quality loss. I know to make the videos short, but there have to be some other tweaks to get down below the 4gb limit.

>>10193759
Yeah, and the fucking stupid chink bitch stops jerking the cock, thus producing a shitty orgasrm.

please moar

>>10195350
this need more

>>10193602
I would guess both

ANONS GUIDE ON HOW TO GET A HAPPY ENDING
>STEP 1
Find a massage parlour thats run by some sort of asians or just book a girl that does erotic massage from adultwork. (Not as fun as rolling the dice with a parlour imo)
>STEP 2
Walk in and pay for 30 mins or however long you want. You can be fussy and ask to choose who does it but tbqh I find the thrill comes from the luck aspect and the old girls still have amazing technique
>STEP 3
Now this important. GET FULLY NAKED SO SHE KNOWS WHATS GOING DOWN.
>STEP 4
Enjoy the massage. When she touches your arse or nuts while massing you from behind give an appreciative groan or say it feels nice
>STEP 5
Haggle. Most people pay about £20 but it depends where you go. They'll offer body to body for a lot more but don't let yourself get ripped off
>STEP 6
Enjoy. Don't be afraid to give some direction. If they're going at it hammer and tongs then tell them to slow down or whatever.

If you're lucky you can negotiate for head and some real sketchy places will let you fuck but most wont.

I gotta wonder if I've ever been filmed at one of these things.

>>10195982
You arent. Because the majority of these vidoes are fake just giving you the Image of being " amateur /secret films.

>>10196010
Good to know.

>>10193828

Look for places that advertise hot oil massages, or "release"/"full release"/"full service". I've also found Yelp/Google reviews to be helpful, with some reviews outright stating the place is a brothel or that they don't take women (another key point!).

I've found that places that ask you if you've been there before tend to be full service. They tend to go right into touching your dick after you turn over, before you pay more.

>>10195905

I once tried to go to a legit massage place, but they didn't answer the bell. I looked across the street and went into a place with a "SAUNA" neon sign. Got to fuck a nice Vietnamese girl who blew me in the shower afterwards.

>>10193828
>>10196051
>>10196064
I've gone to so many. You can tell which ones by their advertisements, and by their hours.

I just went back into the game after being a while and got jipped at a place where they tried to upsell me and kept me there longer. I was pretty pissed.

This is kinda off topic but I hear in the US, when you get a lapdance they grind on your dick and try to make you cum from that. Is this true?

I live in the UK and want to get a lapdance but I doubt they do that here.. (As in full on grind on you until you cum)

>>10196169
I've heard of people legit getting blowjobs in strip clubs. Probably depends on the place.

>>10196173
I got a handjob in a strip club once, in one of those little private rooms. Got crazy drunk and spent a ton of money and ate birthday cake out of her pussy. True story, senpai.

>>10196169

Ive never been the biggest fan of lapdances in strip clubs... Im usually wearing jeans which makes it less intimate, but they will try and make you hard, might reach down your pants and then they'll ask if you want to pay for a VIP room. $200 - $500 will get you sex acts.

>>10196194
>birthday cake out of her pussy
Fucking awesome. Nice.

>>10196197
>>10196194
>>10196173
I'm mainly interested the assjob aspect of it
Apparently a lapdance is basically one of those but I don't want to pay £40 for one or whatever then just get a girl air dancing in front of me

>>10193351
>>10193828

I used to frequent a place so much I got to fuck the madam once

>>10196169
Yes, especially if you pay for several 'dances' with the same girl in a row. I can't cum from ass grinding, but some guys do. The pros go like a jackhammer if they like you when they know it's your last dance with them. It just hurts to be honest when they pound me like that.

>>10193853
That's funny because most of the Thai massage places around Los Angeles are legit, but every single Chinese massage place Inhave been gave handles.

One of the best threads in 4chan returns and no one post a goddamn video.Back in my day 4chan was a better place.Now stop talking you fags and post more eh?

>>10198121
Back in my day we had a stick! Two sticks! And a rock! We had to share the rock...

>>10193351
She clearly wanted it to happen.

Spot on. Been to a few all over London, this is precisely the drill. Apart from one place where its all eastern europeans and they just blatantly come out with it at the beginning.

>>10198260 >>10195905 above

>>10194219
if you're in US then massage parlors offer far superior service to the average whore.

>>10193359
>>10193364
Need audio on this brehs

>>10198368
This. I love getting pampered and touched and then get off. I almost like everything else more than getting the handy.

>>10195905
>>10195905
Another helpful move is to, when lying on your stomach, to tuck your dick straight down (take viagra if you don't get automatic wood in such a situation) and spread your legs so that it, and your anus, are overtly visible. Be overt about it. And if she slides you the finger, enjoy it, doesn't make you gay desu.

Safest bet, go for the Koreans.

Why does this thread have like zero vidyas? Come on guys

These will always be my favorite threads.

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>GOT SOME OF OLD WEB EM WITH AUDIO

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>>10199562

>>10199576

more

Was going to go to this local place near me then it got raided by ICE and local FBI for prostitute and human trafficking.

I just wanted a hand job from an old Asian lady. Feels bad.

>>10193597
>>10193364
>it is real, you idiot.
Now you look pretty stupid >>10199576

>>10199562

>not cumming to the chorus of U2's Beautiful Day

What is this, fucking amateur hour?

>>10196169
i've fucked a stripper on the ass on a private cabin on a strip club, i gave her a fake rolex i bought, got it for 50 dolars and fucked a amazingly hot hooker in the ass, i also gave her 50 bucks to the private lap dance

>>10194053
anyone have an account they would like to share? I am looking for reviews of the ones in Spokane, WA USA and Tri Cities/Kennewick WA, USA

>>10199739
autism

>>10199739
Inb4 100 checkles for herpes

Anyone got the one with the blond russian/eastern girl who gives a titfuck? She looks reluctant at first but still ends up getting fucked. Looks a bit staged but the girl is really hot. I can't seem to find it anymore.

We need more tbqh.

>>10196169
Never waste your time with strip clubs.

Pay cover charge + drink minimum + a few dollars = yay. $40 and you've seen some boobs.

Pay the above + another $40 = yay. You've seen boobs and a woman rubbed her ass on your clothed crotch for 2 minutes, and you aren't allowed to touch her. (And some clubs require her to slip a bikini bottom on even for that.)

Pay all that +another $40 x 3 for a few more lap dances = congrats, you've been pegged as completely fucking stupid and now have the same as above except now have 8 minutes of semi-naked girl rubbing her ass on your clothed crotch. $200 down the drain.

Or... wow, neato, you want to try the "VIP Room" where you're dumb enough to believe there's a freaking orgy going on, right? Double that $200 and then some, and congrats, you might get to touch a tit and she might rub your dick for a few seconds while trying her best to talk you into a "tip" of another couple of hundred for her to do something more. Maybe she will, maybe she won't. IF she does, enjoy your $600 blowjob. It might even be to completion.

Only reason I set foot in a strip club is because I like to watch my gf talk flirty to another girl for a half hour, then get a lap dance (rules about touching get a little lax because it generates tips from other clientele), and it gets her steamed up. Then we go home and fuck like rabbits.

>>10196169
Just get a hooker, prostitution is legal in the U.K.

>>10199695
What are you implying?

>>10195905

Its like this (if you are in the states)
>Step 1
Go to backpage > massage
>Step 2
Find place close to you. Look for pictures of slutty asians on ad. One on One is usually a cop. Anything professional looking, dont waste your time.
>Step 3
Show up to said place. Leave wallet and phone in car. (Bitches go through your shit when you get table shower) Make sure you take at least $200. $60 for entry, $140 to fuck.
>Step 4
Pay the entry fee, usually $60. Make sure you have a smile on your face. Dont look suspicious as fuck (Act like a cop) they will deny you service.
>Step 5
If they ask if you have been there before, be honest. Just say you saw their ad and wanted to check it out. They know what that means because the ad is on a notorious website for prostitution.
>Step 6
Get naked in the room. Put on the robe. Let them take you to get the table shower. Touch your girl here and there, on the ass or tits while she showers you. She knows whats up. If she plays with your dick a little, you are gold.
>Step 7
Go back to the room, let her do her massage bullshit. Chances are she would have left the room to "freshen up" meaning she washed her pussy and took her panties off. Expect her not to be wearing any panties when she comes back to the room. Usually they were tube top dresses.
>Step 8
While she is rubbing around your body, feel her ass, pussy, tits. She will ask what you want to do. Either you say "everything" or motion with your hand what you want. (Jerk off motion, or getting head motion). Then she will signal price. As I stated above, usually the price for "everything", which includes head and fucking, is around $140. You can get cheaper shit, like hand job is around 20-40 and head is 60.
>Step 9
Leave the money on the table. Dont talk about the money. Ever.
>Step 10
Enjoy fucking or getting head or getting a hand job.
>Step 11
Get cleaned up, put your clothes on and leave.

>>10199924

I've been to almost every single one in my city. All the same process.

Even went to one in the city my brother lives in. Same shit.

Expect it to be the same across the board. Usually $200 gets everything you want. Some places may vary on the door price. So keep that in mind.

Have fun anons.

Any more of these? This is one of my fetishes.

>>10199939
>$200 gets everything you want.
Shit that's expensive, you guys should make it legal already.

>>10199960

Yup. Safe bet is to take $200 with you, no matter the place you go too.

As I mentioned above, I went to one in the city my brother lives in. Only thing different was the door fee was 40. So i saved $20.

Everything else is the same price though.

IMO, its better than going to a strip club. If I spend $200 at a club, I go home a little drunk and with blue balls. Spend the same at a spa, and I go home with my balls empty, and i'm in and out within an hr.

>>10199924
>One on One is usually a cop
Does your police really have nothing better to do than setting out traps for men who want to buy sexual services?

>>10200012

You'd be surprised.

>>10199813
Might be this anon, idk if it's the fullest vid
www xvideos com/video19650169/maxcuckold.com_busty_czech_fuck_for_money

>>10200038
So do the cops try to jerk you off too?

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How do I get a male masseuse to destroy my pussy??? I need to know asap!

>>10200116
Go away, faggot

>>10200012
What do you mean by "One on One"?

>>10200121
where are the happy endings for women?
this is fucked up. I just wanna get rubbed by some hot guy till I'm all fired up then fucked crazy

>>10196169
>in the US, when you get a lapdance they grind on your dick and try to make you cum from that. Is this true?

Lol no. I'm sure somewhere, some dudes get off from a lap dance but if youre jizzing in your pants during a lap dance most dancers are going to freak out and the bouncers are going to beat the shit out of you.

The easiest thing to do is go to a strip club and get a private dance from one of the girls youre interested in. During the dance ask if they see anyone outside the club. They wont recoil in horror and the insinuation that theyre prostitutes because let's be real, most of them are.

When one says yes, take her number and shoot her a text a few days later. Now you can just fuck a stripper and save yourself the hassle of cumming in your pants in a public place surrounded by other dudes.

>>10199576

yay, ruined orgasm

>>10196194
>ate birthday cake out of her pussy

Gross man, you dont know where that pussy has been all night. Strippers will lightly fuck dudes who throw cash at them in the private dances. Not till completion or anything but theyll let them stick the tip in.

Also why I dont like chich trying to kiss me on the cheek because I know where there mouths have been and its not good.

>>10199924

Backpage is closed now

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>>10198787
What if your dick isnt long enough to show down past your ass?

>>10200160
How sad

>>10200142
As long as you don't look like a cretin just ask a random guy on the street. But since you are on 4chan you prollly are a cretin. and also a guy

>>10200169
then kys, dont pass on small dick genes

>>10200180
I'm at least a 7/10. I legit just want to walk into one of these places and get fucked. Why is it a guy only thing? Serious question

>>10200142
Er, you haven't posted tits yet.. gtfo

>>10200211
Not enough women voiced their interest to pay for it for it to become a business

>>10200211
You're trying so hard. Give it up

Everyone knows you're a fucking guy lmao

>>10193351
Crazy how considerate she is.
Half the porn stars don't even jerk the guy off when he starts shooting, and here she's getting a surprise cumshot and just rolls with it and starts jerking him off.
I guess it's not the first time it happened to her, but still..

>>10200246
probably because there's some stigma that only guys are interested in this type if thing. it's bullshit but w/e

>>10194053
>7 in my city
>one is a 5 minute drive away
well then
>>10194107
what kind of fuckery is this? I'm expected to solicit a handjob without reading if it worked for other people?

>>10200073

No. They have you meet at a hotel, discuss money and service, and BAM, you're arrested.

>>10199562
Youd think with a baseball bat like that you wouldn't need to pay a masseuse. Or maybe he didn't pay at all....

>>10200138

One on one usually means the ad is just for 1 person. Usually they have pics, some are professionally done. Never do one on one with a massage. Its usually a cop.

>>10200160
>Lol no. I'm sure somewhere, some dudes get off from a lap dance but if youre jizzing in your pants during a lap dance most dancers are going to freak out and the bouncers are going to beat the shit out of you.


Not true. Bouncers dont beat you up. Bouncers usually dont do shit to anyone unless they are causing trouble.

And it depends on the girl. Some freak out, some enjoy it.

>>10200165

No its not. Only the adult section is closed. Look elsewhere. Most is pretty obvious. WFM > Massage under services.

>>10200274

check out backpage. Services > Massage

>>10200274
>solicit a handjob
>not the bitch massaging your front
>massage doesn't move to your cock

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>>10200319
>backpage
ah, it hurts my eyes

>>10200357

Yup. But its legit.

>>10200357

Yo I live in MN too lemme know if this shit works out for you

>>10200301
"Add is just for 1 person" as it is only a single person offering the service?

>>10200357
Yeah idk why bitches love emojis.

>>10200306
Jizzing in your pants is causing shit. If you get off while a stripper is grinding you and ou don't okay it before hand (meaning pay up) then you are going to get kicked out. Some might not touch you because you're the dude with a load of cum in his pants but still

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>>10200211
>>10200270
Because a girl can literally find a guy to fuck just by asking. Girls dont throw themselves at men for hook ups, its usually the dude initiating

Anyone have a rubmaps account to share?

>>10200270
probably because there are no massage parlors in the kitchen

>>10200392
unfortunately you'll have to do the leg work yourself, I love reading this stuff but I wouldn't ever go to one of these, kinda paranoid I'd give the gf and sti

>>10196169
Depends on how hot she is and where you go. I went to an amazing strip club (no cover, some hot women, middle of nowhere too).

I got one lap dance from an amazingly talented woman. I just sat there and she did the grind, grabbed my inner thigh, it was amazing. I really had to do everything in my power not to cum. I didn't want to be the asshole who smells like cum in the warm atmosphere (to get you to buy cold drinks there).

At the same club on a different night, a tall black woman with a british accent asked if I wanted a lap dance, I did and we negotiated on a price and led me to the little area for it. I asked what I couldn't do and she just said not to bite her or cause pain, which I said no problem because I wasn't into it. She pretty much writhed around my lap and I had my hands all over her. It was pretty hot.

Most strip clubs that I've been to have some hot girls, but they always stay near the dudes with hundreds of dollars and dreams that the girls think about them all of the time or they'll get married one day, etc...

>>10200012
>Does your police really have nothing better to do than setting out traps for men who want to buy sexual services?
I live in a small college town and the police refuse to really pursue these jack shacks. I know legitimate message business owners who can't get the cops to do anything. Everybody knows where they are but the cops won't do shit.
These places encourage creeps to call legit massage businesses asking for "full service" or "cash only", and around here, there is known human trafficking that is funded by these illegitimate massage parlors.

I've always suggested contacting the local news and do a story on these places and also implicate the police as being derelict in their enforcement of the law.

>>10199730
Kek.

>>10199835
>going to a strip club like a common nigger.

degenerate.

>>10199924
professional as in thepictures of slutty asians or the place

>>10200116
the ol schmegma collector

I'm going to be in china in a few weeks. Any tips?

>>10193427
She is watching the clock....let's go....got 100 more loads to blow

>>10200357
>>10200392

Minnesota anons represent.

>>10193351
I just don't see how anyone could get off getting their nutts waxed.

>125 replies
>10 images

>>10196219
Never been to a strip clup or know how it actually is.

>>10200600
go fuck yourself

>>10200211

Shit, give me your kik and I'll give you a massage and a handjob for free.

>>10199835
>and you aren't allowed to touch her.
not even remotely true for all strip clubs. also 40 dollars for a lapdance? Where the fuck do you live?

>>10200600
The problem is the criminalization of prostitution. Everywhere where prostitution is criminalized, it still goes on, and if it's contained within brothels or massage parlors that keep quiet, the police generally turn a blind eye, preferring these establishments to the women being out on the street. Long story short, prostitution is everywhere, and it always will be; if it was decriminalized, then there could be some openness and progress in society. However, that'd involve politicians being honest about sex, and no-one wants that for their career. See also: drugs.

>>10200713
>calling someone else on 4chan a degenerate

>>10193828

Many places and girls working alone will make it seem like extras are there but won't do shit.

>>10200600
speaking as a cop....typically, in most agencies, we aren't allowed to enforce these places for a bunch of reasons

the biggest is bc of public opinion. you people will complain if we do nothing, but you'll complain even more if we go in and get our dicks touched to make an arrest. I'm not saying get a happy ending, but we're going to need some actual evidence beyond talking in broken English to take it anywhere.

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>>10200270

>thread about illegal brothels
>"woman" complains about not having one
>patriarchy intensifies
>anon says it's because of social stigma >stigma existing in the black market
>no one mentions what a terrible business idea that is
>trying to make a woman orgasm within a pre-purchased block of time
>sensiblechuckle.png.exe

>>10199562
Sauce please

>>10203502
https://www.xvideos.com/video10491899/asian_massage_girl_jerks_me_off_-_loads_od_cum_

>>10203463
>>10203468
>>10203471

How is she famous, do you know?

She's ugly as dogshit, too much botox. Or is that how?

>>10203552
She married a rich guy. That guy cheated on her and she wrote a book about it. Later on she was in a few reality tv shows. In one of those shows she had sex. Right now she fell back from the spotlight and is living somewhere in Monaco I think

>>10200211
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>>10199730
fucking kek

>>10199562
-SACHIPAAAA - omfg , hilarious

>>10203486

> Thinks women are somehow mystically difficult to bring to orgasm.

This idea needs to die off already.

There ARE women who are very difficult to bring to orgasm. But they're really rare. I've only ever met one woman like that.

Just as many - or probably more actually - are on a fucking hair-trigger. Hell, i had a friend who could orgasm from tweaking her nipples for long enough, and my current fuck buddy cums around five times a session she's so easy to get off.

(And no, im not boasting. Im a 6/10 manlet at best and have slept with like.. six women in my entire life. Not exactly unattainable)

If you can't make your partner cum, its time to ask them if they have difficulty in that area. If they don't you suck.

Also, buy a Hitachi wand. Apparenltly even women who have never orgasmed in their lives from anything can be made to cum their brains out by those things. Solid investment IMO.

>>10199562
Did this one before where I asked her to touch her boobs. But she resisted. Continues on handjob.

Some of the girls don't like their boobs to be touched. This guy is lucky. Perhaps because of my asian dick.

>>10200211
Mostly because any guy working in a place like this is 1200% more paranoid about getting sued or getting rape accusations thrown at him than the situation with genders reversed.

>>10200169
Then you're not a man.

awful lot of talking in here. severe deficit of filthy whores jerking cocks.

>>10199562
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>>10196173
A friend of mine was around Milan I think, spent hundreds of euros but in the end he did get a full service from 2 gals, although the lesson to be learned it seems that he should have made a private with one or both of them, he would have spent less and they would have made more.

But fuck them because he had finally quit smoking and they light a cigarette and put it in his mouth.

>>10203873
Basically this guy is right
>>10199835
My friend was between a rock and an hard place, is either
1) You get ripped off
2) You do get sex but is terribly expensive
He billed it on his company in the end.

Bottom line, get an escort.

Is kinda like paying for a game or trying to have a full experience on a free to play.

>>10193351
>>10193359
>>10193364
>>10193427

Ancient Chinese medicine is no joke

>>10201149
haha

>>10203792
You clearly put a lot of effort into this reply. Have a (you)

>>10201215
Filthy Mud Ducks.

>>10199764
lol im in spokane too.

>>10203450
>you people will complain if we do nothing, but you'll complain even more if we go in and get our dicks touched to make an arrest
But not by the same people though.
Which of the two groups of people pay taxes, too?

>I'm not saying get a happy ending, but we're going to need some actual evidence beyond talking in broken English to take it anywhere.
That's where the press could be useful though, but even they suck ass.
I know one woman who ran an legit massage business. Every time the local news ran a story on illegitimate jack shacks, she'd get an influx of creeps who asked for "happy endings"

She once had someone come in acting strange and asked suspiciously vague questions. She ended up catching on that he was a journalist with a hidden camera/mic to try and fish to see if she was illegitimate and make his news story.

>speaking as a cop....typically, in most agencies, we aren't allowed to enforce these places for a bunch of reasons
You're a fucking cop so do your job. It sucks that you don't get compensated for the level of human waste that you have to deal with, but part of the reward from the job is the satisfaction that law and order is being enforced, and it's not as you admit, plain and simple.

>>10203227
I don't have any illusions about the social willingness to allow sex trafficking to occur. I really don't care about anyone doling out $200 for a private fuck, whatever, it's a business transaction by willing participants as long as they are both willing of course, but I did have a problem with the human trafficking aspect that it sounds like this all pays for which is disgusting on every level.

I blew a load all over an an Asian masseuse today. It was unexpectedly big for her, as she kept playfully smacking me and saying "bad!" afterwards. Overall, it was interesting to say I did it, but I don't think I'd spend the money again

>>10193364
i would have been dripping pre-cum all over the place

>>10206485
it's not a lack of reward that's the problem, it's the excess of punishment

>>10206485

> so there I was, balls deep in her sisters ass, unleashing my seed-sauce. it was about that time that I realized tree fiddy meant she was soliciting!

I finished up once more on her face and then promptly arrested both of them

>>10196840
sure you did..

I wish rubmaps wasn't so damn expensive

>>10200452
"Nigga she an apple."

Lost.

>>10199798
You don't have a clue what that means.

>>10203210
GTA-land.

>>10200012
Bunch of fat prude bitches.

>>10200357
ayy im mn too. let us know how it goes

>>10203599
They're usually faking

>>10199562

how do you not bust a nut hearing Bono sing "YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH"

>>10199657

>same thing happened to the place next to my apt in San Francisco
>just wanted an old crazy Asian broad to beat my dick into submission for $40 + tip

any bayfags know a good place? money doesn't matter

>>10193828
>>10193832
>>10194053
>>10196051

I advise you guys all to check out usasexguide.info. great user forums site that has a shared knowledge base right in your local area.
I've been using it for years, both for AMP (Asian massage parlors) and the occasional hooker that I've picked up.

Yes, if you go to some of the places you will get alot of touching around and such but they won't go the extra mile for you.

Many places though are pretty forward about what they offer, or like previous commentor stated, they ask you if you've been there before. Always say yes and just use a random name if they ask you who you've seen. Just say it was "Rachel/Tiffany or something you can't quite remember their name"

Easiest in there is right there. If you've been going for a while they will recognize you and start offering you more services from bj's to full service. One lady would ask me to text her when I was on my way so she knew to make sure and get me. She would give bj's at no extra charge but full service and anal where extra. If you walk in and they are in loose spandex type pants or a dress/skirt you are golden.

If you are really unsure when they have you on your stomach test the waters by reaching up and giving them light touches. Some will get straight down to business at that point.

>>10198787
agreed 100% def. lets them know you know what you are doing and what you are looking for.

>>10199657
check out usasexguide.info local forums for the bay area has tons of user based knowledge and info that can point you in the right direction

>>10199924
spot on

>>10212927
Jade Spa on Bush.

>>10193351
no sound? wtf is wrong with you

if you go international check our internationalsexguide.info and the users there will lead you in the right direction for just about anything. I used it when I visited both Lima, Seoul, and a couple of other countries.

Hell a group of us on a business trip in Lima got together, and while they have legal brothels and such in Peru, the best girls are always the ones you get privately, meet with an ex-pat there and we spent an entire 2 week time period fucking our brains out with multiple girls per night for no more than 200 bucks a night. All on the companies dime to :D

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>>10203792

If in Hong Kong, check just down the street from the Hard Rock Cafe.

>>10200301
but what if i really do want a massage from a cop?

>>10198774
cock sucking awards on the wall

>>10199576
> wears gloves to wax
> bare hands to jack off

what a pro

>>10200274

go to www.spahunters.com then, its literally the free version of rubmaps and there are constant reviews for places that are worth it. I have at least 15 within 10 miles of me and its glorious.

>>10215695
10 places in my state, all 2-5 years old.

adult virgni here. i can't believe people pay for sex. and this isn't even a fucking hooker. you're paying an unattractive woman to massage you (I don't like being touched, how can you like being massaged by a stranger) but you let her give you a handjob you could give yourself for free. wtf.

Anyone from Fort Lauderdale known any good ones?

>>10200296
Believe it or not- a lot of chicks don't want "huge" dicks. They'd rather someone who knows how to use an average to above average dick.

>>10199562
Pachipa! Yeah! Oh pachipa! Baeutiful pachipa!

>>10199576

Why would someone pay for this? I can jack off for free and it feels a lot better than that looks like it does.

Here in Italy we have plenty of these chinese massage parlor, for 40-50 euros you can get an hour of good massage with happy ending. This is illegal, but the chinks are unstoppable

>>10193427
bruh this is the ancient chinese version of my mom

>>10216541
some guys get off on the teasing and excitement of having a stranger touch their dick. it's just a fetish, the idea here is the woman is doing her job, but she sees your dick and is so turned on she can't resist and has to jerk it off.

the extension is then she sucks it, and then finally she rips off her pants and jumps on table begging for your dick.

It's a sexual service like all the others it's not worth paying for, lots of girls would do it for you for free if you dated them for long enough.

I know where to get them in SA, TX. Send me $80 and I'll get one and record it for all you anon fags. Pro tip I got a big dick

>>10210515
I miss 2010-2011 threads on /mlp/

Good times.

>>10216009
>I don't like being touched

Not everyone is that autistic, buddy.

>>10216093
I bet a girl told you that after she saw your 4.5-incher.

>>10193351
im obsessed with my body hair so sometimes I sit around and day dream about getting a full dick and ass wax

Not even the happy ending, just the waxing

>>10199562
immediately after I came to this, I fucking exploded laughing

I just went to two massage parlor for the first time today

Found the places through rubmaps. Ca although the reviews were super dated

First place was an Asian parlor. 50 for 45minutes. The masseur was a 35~ yo lady with amazing nipples. She did a body rub and blew me. Let me finger her and suck her nipples. Tip was at my discretion and I left $100

Second place was Russian. Also 30s-40s and a bit bbw - not as hot as the Asian. Did full service for $140, which seems petty steep. She did hj, bj, sex, and titfuck. I came twice.

Will probably go back to the first lady for full service. It was a fun experience (both their pussies got so wet! ) but prob won't make a habit of it.

I did a tonne of reading and this is what I learned to get extras/tips:
> ask to shower
> leave a roll of bills (like $120) on the table at the beginning where she can see it
> get naked and show your ass on the table
> make convo during the massage to put her at ease/establish trust
> let her massage you and depending on how slutty she's dressed/slutty she's massaging you, ask if you can touch her back
> then she'll probably ask you to turn around and what you're looking for
> just say everything / everything you do

I also rang both places ahead of time to see what the house charged per time. I spoke with both massuers on the phone And they were basically just come in and I'll give you an amazing massage, whatever you want etc (although obviously nothing about extras and I didn't ask) ymmv

I really want to fuck the Asian masseur :3

>>10203599
>Thinks women are somehow mystically difficult to bring to orgasm.
there's nothing mystical about it. women have significantly less testosterone and that's at least one reason why it's harder for them to orgasm.

ask people who go on roids and they'll tell you that your libido shoots through the fucking roof.

>>10193828
AMP, or Asian Massage Parlors in CA Bay area you can get an hour massage for $60, then either a hand job for $60 more or negotiate better services. once the girls get to know you and if you negotiate well you can get full sex (I bring my own cover). based on experience I know who to go to on what days my favorites are working. my ATF is a sweet little Latin that gives an awesome BJ all the way till a full finish and I see here when I can. that tip is $100. one Asian that does full sex is a $160 tip.

>>10219032
>masseur
that word is specifically male gender
you're looking for "masseuse"

>>10203599
>I've only ever met one woman like that
>slept with like.. six women in my entire life
>there ARE women who are very difficult to bring to orgasm. But they're really rare.
>women who have never orgasmed in their lives
Dude your post is ten kinds of awful.
>manlet
kys

>>10219032
why you seeing masseurs you queer

>>10219419
>you're looking for "masseuse"
Are you sure that poster wanted the female gender? This is /gif/ ...

>>10193427
Damn clock isn't even moving.. I see the seconds hand move.. but the whole scene took like zero minutes

any good places in the twin cities il? or chicago

>210/14

Do you motherfuckers think this shit is facebook? Post more webms of go fuck yourselves

>>10205201
Holy shit I live in Richland u guys wanna go searching?

>>10201215
ayy lmao

>>10200165
not the massage section. now many escorts and aamp's post in that section

>>10219697
Anon liked your comment.

>>10198143
Sargent Johnson lol

>>10199562
Chinese are kinda laid back and cool

>>10203463
who is dis?

>>10203599
As a guy who's slept with 130+ women , I can tell you that the amount that take a while to cum/can't cum at all is at least 10 percent. As for the hair sensitive trigger girls, I only met one who was really like that, she was super over the top though, it sounded like she was faking the whole time. It was an Arab girl too, probably lots of repressed desires just waiting to be released.

>>10220701
Liar

>>10219697
bifag here, lurking in this thread and getting off to it

>>10220819
Nope, met the majority of the girls off tinder. 130 isn't even that much, I was seeing a different girl every week, sometimes more. If you find that super unbelievable that says more about you than anything else.

>>10216009

People are desperate and addicted to sex.

You guys looking for Asian Massage Parlors in bumfuck flyover country think you've got it bad, imagine living in Vegas and knowing that 90% of all parlors, escorts, and street prostitutes are undercover cops.

Seriously, our Metro Police Department spends a lot of money to keep drugs and prostitutes off the streets, so if a girl on the strip offers you service for money or a guy is selling you drugs of any kind, there's a very high chance it's a prostitute.

Don't believe me? Go on the Vegas Craigslist page and look for casual encounters ads. It's almost cringe worthy because you know exactly which ones are fake.

It's the city of sin and the chances to pay for sin are very slim. At least Pahrump is a short drive away, and it's totally legal over there.

>>10215670
i came here to fap not laugh my ass off

>>10203599
>>10220701

What type of orgasm are we talking about here?

I've never been with a girl who couldn't orgasm from eating her out. The type (clitoral orgasm) that makes her whole body shake and she tenses up. It's the most "equivalent" to a male's orgasm.

Orgasms from penetration seem to be less intense and can involve squirting (yes I know it's piss) which every single girl can do.

i found this

https://www.xvideos.com/video22047597/asian_masseuse_jerk_me_off_for_big_load_

>>10193359
>>10193364
>>10198419

openload dot co/f/Zkb3LndGgDs/waxing_and_massage.mp4
source with audio

Could anyone help me out understanding all this lingo? I'm interested to go out and test this myself but I want to make sure I hit the ground running.

Can anyone give a little more detailed guide in how to approach this for someone who has never tried before? I don't want to try and get rejected and have everything else awkward.

Also, on reviews I see .5/.2 or .5/.4 etc. What do those numbers entail? Price? Also what does YMMV mean?

>>10221450
https://www.rubmaps.com/rubmaps-slang

A literal dictionary of lingo

>>10221481
Lmao thank you. Do you know about .5 meaning $50?

>>10221490

nvm answered lol

You know, I am in massage school and will be licensed in June. Honestly I didn't think any of this shit was real but holy fuck man.

>>10194239
like are you retarded where the fuck do you go to thai massages in germany
where i live(also Germany) if you go to a thai massage you freaking die there because they munch up your muscles(which is pretty good for relaxing them)
Where you guys are all going is no normal massage house it´s a whore house

>>10221595
Berlin. Thai massages that don't offer sexual services have stuff in their websites in which they state several times that their are no sexual services offered. people here consider handjobs after the massage pretty normal

>>10221595
yup. You really get shitty massages at these places

>>10198774

CIM wow.

>>10220000
check the title

Fucking hate it when these "happy ending" threads end in a endless discussion, GOD I want to see more gifs/webms fuckers

>>10220000
waste of quads

Are the common place in "most" massage parlors?
Is it someone you have to ask for or is it a thing where unless you have a decent sized dick its better to not ask because they won't?

>10196169
Ehhh, I'm like 7/10 and they've done it every time. Never busted though. If you come in smelling like weed they might proposition you for a smoke out after work/during break. I've had a lot of fun and free drugs with strippers that way.

>>10222685
seconded

>>10200278
What if you just say you actually want a massage. Like, when they come onto you or ask of you want anything "extra" you're just like "nah bitch I'm here for a 1 on 1 massage"

>>10200442
That's fucking retarded you're an idiot.

That's like saying you should have to pay extra if you order an appetizer at a restaurant and don't order a full meal.

>>10200538
Just get a handy j, no reason to go full pen with a massage bitch.

>>10214489
kek

>>10205201
>>10219718
Lets go on the hunt!~

>>10212894
I've been with two girls who told me they had never had an orgasm before, us one who told me she had never had one during sex, only masturbating.

All three of them were super lame in bed, even though they told me they had active sex lives. Not super active, barely vocal at all. I could DEFINITELY tell the first time 1 and 2 came, their faces got ugly as shit like they just saw the girl from the ring. Tensing up, barely breathing, eyes rolled back. 3 was pretty normal about it because she had had them before, or maybe that one was faking for all I know.

Over the course of those relationships I turned all three of them into total sluts. The way they beg for cock and just shudder in pleasure was something they did not do before, because they had learned to like it once they started experiencing orgasms. They started screaming when they would come, begging me not to stop when they're on the edge. That's when you sloowwwwww down and just watch their faces as they ride right on the edge of an intense throbbing orgasm. You can see in their eyes how bad they want it. You can't fake that look, I promise.


Girls that fake it are boring in bed because they don't care.


I'm still with #2 today, it's been 4 years and she went from totally vanilla, missionary only, to doing anal and giving THE ABSOLUTE BEST HEAD I have ever fucking had. It's like sexual evolution, you just show them how great sex can be and they return the favor.

>>10222685
The reason is because there isn't a whole lot of good content to begin with.

>>10221515
Well, think about it. If you were in the privacy of your parlour, giving a massage to a woman - not particularly attractive but average at worst - and she offers you $100 to rub her pussy would you?

Obviously assuming you know it's not a cop or a set up of some sort.

>>10193773
now that i would pay for..

>>10221515
Are you a grill

>>10203599
>There ARE women who are very difficult to bring to orgasm. But they're really rare. I've only ever met one woman like that.

They're not rare. They're actually fairly common. Your sample size is just really small, and you've happened to get lucky.

>>10203792
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAvHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAvvvHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAvHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAvvHAHAHAHAHAvvvHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10216553
French here there's literally a chinese handjob places every 50m in Paris
Like sometimes when i drive i count them just for fun
Also i always kek when i see a guy leaving one of this place with the typical attitude
>trying to be invisible lmao
>serious face
>better walk fast in any direction and pretend im busy

Sometimes i just want to follow them with an airhorn and shoot "look at him ! He just been oiled and wanked for 50€"

The walk of shame haha

>>10193427
kek
what is he doing at 1:22?

>her face

>be me
>walk the street
>blue balls for a week
>spot an asian parlor
>not again.rar
>can't resist.png
>roll of dices
>place is nicer than usual
>clean, new and have several girls sitting on chairs instead of the usual random girl coming from another room after being yelled something in chinese by the mamasan
>The 3 girls are hot and actually have fun while the mamasan greet me from behind the counter
>mfw the hottest of the three girls get up and invite me downstairs with a smile
>mfw she's a 9
>mfw gf experience instead of the usual sketchy shit because i can't resist sincerly flirting with her and maintain a gentleman/bf attitude instead of my usual pervy/creepy colonial vibe
>mfw the usual routine suddenly become actualy arrousing
>mfw the hovering above my face/ glimpse of panty bs, cheesy questions and compliments and "accidental" private part touching actualy work unironically
>mfw best hj ever almost emotional and shit
>mfw when she help me get dressed afterward and even lace my shoes and then playfully slap my ass saying im naughty and then fill my pockets with candies before i leave
>everything went better than expected
>mfw i was the last customer and she ask me to wait, change, grab her stuff and leave the place with me
>mfw she walk next to me smiling at me and blushing for 5mn before we split smiling at each other

She must have done this half a week before she found a sugar dady or a husband
The girl was honestly gf material regardless of her hooker status

>>10225846
>gf material regarldess of her hooker status
Holy shit anon... kys

another one

>be me
>blue balls
>see an asian parlor
>hesitation.gif
>idgaf, walk in
>place is dirty and cheap
>mamasan seems displeased and try to negociate for extra money
>she think im a noob
>stick to the cheapest offer
>she seem upset
>she yell something in chinese
>a fat chink girl who look like she just woke up emerge from a dark room
>mamasan look at me smirking
>i make a "oh its like that huh" face at her
>challenge accepted
>the fat chick appear to be mildly crazy
>she jerk me off way to fast with a very tight grip while talking to my dick and calling it "a pistol"
>i try really hard to not burst in laughter
>finaly manage to focus and end the madness
>walk up the stairs, mamasan look proud of her trick
>i say it was great with a high chin and thanks her
>she's mad because im so fucked up i didn't mind
>fuck you mamasan

>>10225869
i know how it sound but seriously she was so fine and nice... An actually very beautifull chinese girl is pretty rare, most are meh at best and the "asian" effect blur things out
In any other context she would have been chased by a thousand guy
She was probably just fresh out of the boat and unaware of her charm
Must have been her first week or something and also probably her last because she must have created a fan army of wannabe sugar dady in the shortest span ever

>>10225869
damn you are a big big man with big nUts bro man

I'm in Melb, Australia. I've got to know a few massage girls, got their numbers, see them outside work.
Thai's, Vietnamese, Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Colombian, the occasional Aussie girl. They get treated like dirt, especially by other migrant men. They complain to me the most about Indian men, and Middle Eastern dudes.

part 1

>1 girl I've known for a while has just started her own shop
>Really paranoid about her staff doing "more than hand", 7 shops apparently just busted in city, she wants to stay in business.
>Puts up "No sex service" signs, grills her girls about not doing anything more than handjob.
>Asks me to come to shop and test a girl she suspects
>Other girl I know there quietly tells me it's not just about getting busted, it brings bad customers to the shop and also the other girls can't compete with "girl who do everything"
>They hate neighbouring shops that "do everything", and they hate a girl among the ranks who "do everything", she will then hog cutomers who ask for her all the time
>"Just ask her for oral sex or sex plse, and find out"
>ok.jpg
>Walk in door, I don't know the girl who greets me but she seems to know what I'm there for and without asking puts me in room with test subject (the others had described her earlier)
>As soon as door closes she asks if I want "slide massage", extra $50
>Idk what that is but assume it's body on body, say yes coz I'm testing her. lol.
>I'm not stupid, I know what goes on in massage parlours, but straight away this is too forward, she doesn't know me, I could be a cop or a customer who reports it. Risky.
>Rubs her tits on my back, takes off her pants and sits on my ass, rubs her pussy on my ass while giving shitty massage

tbc

>>10226753
part 2

>I try to talk to her a bit. I ask about her family, where she comes from, stuff she likes. I start to feel sorry for her deep down, hate using my "charm" to gain someones trust to use against them. It feels bad.
>She has a nice body, fake tits, face looks like a botox / filler repository. I get this insecure, vulnerable vibe as she opens up to me a bit. Sad stuff.
>Asks me to turn over, goes straight for my dick without asking (I hadn't asked for extra yet, so this is a bit forward too)
>Start touching her pussy, she says "not too rough... not there.... there" as I do stuff, so I just do what she says, gentle, slow strokes, lightly touching her clit, and after a while she's taking deep breaths, moaning occasionally, and wet.
>I'm not a fucking cop but for my own sense of justice I don't want to lead her, pressure her, or force her, I want HER to offer sex and/or oral.
>so I'm trying to hold off cumming, she's wet and grinding my hand, I'm waiting and hoping for her to make the next move. Edging hard.
>I can't last much longer so I prompt her a bit. "Sit on there?", and point to my dick
>She gets straight up, straddles me, starts rubbing wet pussy on my dick. I grab her hips.
>So hard not to cum so was about to break my own rule and ask for sex but thank kek, in the nick of time she points to her pussy and says "bang bang, $50? Just for you, you are nice man"
>I'm a stroke or two from cumming so I don't need pussy, and that offer right there is all I needed.... but I say yeah.
I wasn't that attracted to her, I was a bit put off fucking her with her botox'd face desu, but I just wanted to know for sure. And perhaps some part of me wanted to seal the deal
>She puts a towel down on the ground, motions "shhhhhh" at me, "be quiet"

>>10226815
>lays down and looks up at me, never even asks for condom but asks me not to cum inside
>wtf bro am I gonna do this? AIDS and herpes time?
>I stick it. She's so loose I can barely feel it. Pump twice, proved my point I guess and pulled out
>"Oh I'm sorry, I can't last any longer", she laughs and says it's OK, sits up and jerks me off onto her belly
>I'm not sure if that counts as fucking her or not...
>Cleans her belly and my dick with tissues, then wet wipes. My dick couldn't be cleaner than if I'd showered (but I did go home straight after and show, and rubbed dettol and ti-tree antiseptic all over my dick and balls)
>Gets dressed, says we still have 5 minutes and sits on my lap and cuddles me
>Asks for my number
>The feels, oh shit. Something about this feels like betrayal, maybe I pushed her too hard, maybe she doesn't do this with everyone (I can hear the cries of BULLSHIT now, but it's just a maybe), maybe I was too nice to her and that vulnerability responded to kindness
>I hug her and say I feel bad for doing that, I shouldn't have done it, and tell he she needs to be more careful
>She insists "just you, I like you". I quietly think "maybe you don't fuck every guy who walks in the door, but I'm sure this isn't your first time either"
>I leave, tell the owner
>Girl gets fired straight away.

>>10194925
That's because she isn't paid to stroke his stiff. The guy should be damn grateful she even went with it and let him finish.

>>10226839
>My friend, the girl who owns this shop, is pissed, shuts the whole shop down for an hour
>Asks me finally, if I fucked her. I say I didn't. "Good. If you sex her I cut you! Good boy". I guess I didn't really fuck her anyway... kind of. Lol.
>Reimburses me the $50 I'd given this chick for "slide massage", but I didn't tell her I paid another $50 for sex.
>Asks if she can use me again to test other girls in the future. Ofcourse.jpg
>Wants to give me a massage of her own as thanks, only does so for 15 mins because she's quiet and pissed off.
>Says her visa would be in danger too if one of the girls got busted.
>Ends up laying on my chest and ruminating while I rub HER back. Some "thankyou" massage, but anyway. I feel her arse too and get hard again. She's not in the mood though, and I guess I don't need to cum again

So there you go. It's not just police and council investigators who go under cover. There is internal, self policing. Because of my involvement with these girls I take an interest in the media when it comes to massage shops, the stuff that goes on there. I recall that even investigators have said it's surprising how many girls won't do sex even if you offer them $1,000, which surprised me. But after this insight it's starting to make a little more sense now. In certain parts of the world, certain shops, the girls may do "extra", some may even suck you off, but many really draw a line at sex.

>>10225846

It's called GFE, "Girlfriend Experience".

It's their job to act that way. Looks like it worked pretty damn good.

>>10225846
>>mfw she's 9
fucking pedo

>>10193427

I would have just tossed her on the table and fucked her raw

>>10221515
>Honestly I didn't think any of this shit was real

There are still people this naive?

>>10200142
So gay

>>10198774
Source on this?

>>10199924
>follow step 1 and step 2
>find a place that is like a 5 minute drive away
>has exactly what you described (pictures of slutty asians, picture of shower room, "100% Totally body relax 100%SUPER Comfortable
NEW BEAUTIFUL ASIAN STAFF")
>want to visit tomorrow
>really fucking scared

what if i just waste my money friendos? I fear I'll get too nervous to make a racy move on them and up just wasting my money. What if it's not legit?

>the lack of webm in this thread

>>10226753
>>10226815
>>10226839
>>10226850
I'm this guy, story doesn't seem to have got much interest. Can greentext moar if wanted.
ANYWAY, for anyone who cares a couple of other things kind of relevant to this thread
- Girls tell me they catch guys trying to film occasionally, find phones sitting on a shelf recording. They don't like it obviously
- >>10200142 They want to cater to women, I've had 2 different women who run massage places discuss with me.
But it's harder than catering to men.
1) Client volume is much lower, takes longer to build up business as women slowly find out.
2) While they wait for business to build they have to pay some dude to sit in their shop doing nothing (he won't do a per-job deal like the girls do or he'll starve). These shops aren't rolling in cash, it's competitive, so that's a big barrier
3) Women are VERY fussy. You need to spend a lot more on making the shop really nice, clean. And you have to find really rare guys - they have to look good, be able to talk to women, not be cold, not be a creep. With men, if a girl does the wrong thing, grabs dick unsolicited, aggressively tries to get the guy to pay for "extra", most of us will just laugh it off and move on. Put one foot wrong with female customers and they blow up, sexual harrassment, police involvement etc. So you REALLY need guys you can trust. And most guys with all these attributes probably have better job opportunities.

Believe it or not, one girl is talking about using me. The owner of this shop I did the test for, I massage her sometimes.
I've told her I can give good massages, and I can talk well with women and tread that line, but I'm missing the good looks. I'm 36, not fit, never good looking even in my prime. I've told her she needs guys with at least my massage and communication, but 10 years younger and fit. Never the less, she might start booking me...

>>10227231
well then youll just get a massage and feel pretty relaxed
make a move and if you get denied just bear through the awkwardness and gtfo

im gonna go to my local massage parlor for the first time when i get my paycheck and str8 up just try to fuck some pussy

jus dew et

>>10218958
same

>>10219127
Where at in the bay area

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Do you you talk to the massager?

[spoiler]Can I ask her to make fun of small penis?[/spoiler]

>>10196173
i've fucked a stripper in the club before, just depends on the the club you go to and the girl

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>>10199562
>sousage

>>10200211
girls dont need to go to these places, they can just walk up to any guy, ask them to fuck, and 8/10 times, they'll say "are you serious? yeah!"

anyone want to bite the bullet and pay for a community rubmaps account

also how sketchy is that shit? I see it's based in Cyprus, is it even safe?

>>10199924
Step 1

Don't go to these places because the women are 9/10 times victims of sex trafficking.

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>>10228847
yes

>>10215674
Working with hot wax all day will fuck up your skin. She does it to actually have skin left by the end of the day.

>>10193364
does that hurt pulling all those hairs?

>>10193351
One of my ex's mom is a masseuse. I guess it's super common for men or women to get turned on while getting a massage or getting waxed. Ya know, you're hands on with their junk and just touching alone can get someone going. We were all at this family brunch thing once and my uncle who's kind of a dick asked her "ever give a happy ending massage?" and she was like "not intentionally" and everyone wanted to know the story.

I guess she was doing a couple's massage. Wife and husband and they were both on their back for part of the massage and the husband is looking at his naked wife and starts getting an erection and she was massaging his legs and thighs and she was doing his upper thigh and her hand brushed against it and he just started ejaculating profusely and she just grabbed a towel and wiped it up and continued the massage. After they were done he gave her a $100 tip and thanked her for not freaking out. Guess his wife would've been mad at him even though it was an accidental thing.

But she said stuff like that happens all of the time. Women will visibly get wet, men will get hard. Guess one time a woman came while getting massaged by her and was like "can I pay you to teach my bf to massage?" lol

>>10227263
I found it interesting as someone who got in to the 'culture' in melbourne as well, 2 years a go or so.

>>10200182
>pass on genes from massage parlor handjob

>>10231406
Kek

>>10227263
I too found the stories to be interesting.

>>10218870
My mom says 4 and a half is just fine for most women.

>>10222685
same with rape threads

>>10206485
There wouldn't be any human trafficking if it were legal. Maybe your energy is misdirected and you should be fighting for the legality of it. It's naive to think that you can end any illegal activity by having cops police it.

>>10231617
>My mom
My sides

>>10231707
>God, I hate it when I'm hankering for some rape and everybody just wants to talk

Kek

>>10231617
>4 and a half is just fine
For a rabbit.

can someone post rub map screenshots al tleast?

fuck i need a good rub and tug in the bay area

>>10200452
source?

>>10222685
If people would at least greentext experiences

>>10225808
probably grabbing her ass or pussy too hard or even trying to put a finger in her asshole through them pants. Asian women have the problem they never speak up when the customer mistreats them