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Surprise for Delivery guy

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Girls answering the door naked.
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>>10183235
Stupid fucking worthless whore.

Sometimes I feel we deserve being fucking slammed in the ass by sand niggers and their Islam bullshit. Jesus Christ, what a shitty person, what shitty values, what a shitty society.
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>>10183246
So youre having a good day then huh?
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>>10183246
why u so mad?
she just answered the door naked
she was polite
she probably even tipped him well
what on earth about this triggers you so much?
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>>10183284
Because if a guy was the one opening the door like that.
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>>10183304
>if things were different, they'd be different

your parents are siblings, aren't they, anon?
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>>10183252
This could easily be the next movie staring Michael Cera.
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>>10183342
>>10183304
>>10183284
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>>10183246
why cant we just have one porn thread that doesnt devolve into another fucking flamewar about politics?
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>>10183379
seriously can we just remove text replies from this board they are fucking worthless
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>>10183385
That's what I have been saying on 4chan since /q/ was a board.
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bumpity bumpity
also, did it ever happen that the delivery guy fucks one of these girls ?
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>>10183533
There is one video of a guy being very creepy and the girl clearly being uncomfortable.
If these things escalate in sex, it's probably rape or a porno/fake.
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This fucking disgusts me as a woman. If this were a woman of plus size she would be put on every sex offender list in the world but nooo because this is an anorexic whore it's ok. What a shitty world we live in. Stupid bag of bones skeleton. Plus men don't even like women like her so the guy was probably being nice and felt sorry for her daddy issues slut. God this makes me so angry and upset that us women of plus size are treated like shit why little miss 5 foot nothing is treated like a princess.
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>>10183799
Fuck off you cunt. Fat chicks are disgusting and you just sound bitter that no one wants to fuck you.
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>>10183692
>guy being very creepy
I'd probably creep too desu. What's she gonna do, call the cops?
>>10183799
Fat chicks are a sex offense desu senpai.
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>>10183799
BAAAAIIIIITTTTTT
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>>10183810
>>10183814

Get a fucking life instead of picking on a woman online. You can't even handle a woman such as myself you degenerate woman haters.
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>>10183799
Do 20 mins of cardio 5x a week
Eat balanced
Dont drink starbux or soda
>and you will get to 300 pounds in 2 weeks
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>>10183799
Go fuck the blacks maybe they'll want you you fat dyke, of course she'd be a sex offender
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>>10183799
your not wrong, but i dont care because your a fat cunt
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>>10183856
>>10183862
>>10183878


You people make me sick spewing your hate speech. Does it feel good ganging up on ONE woman? Sad sack of shits.

I'm 5'7 245 pounds of pure beauty and there's nothing you can do about it. That's right you can keep saying hate speeches to me but in the end i'm the better person :)
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>>10183896

you're 100% right girl screw the haters
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>>10183896
>Does it feel good ganging up on ONE woman
yes
why do you think we do it
> That's right you can keep saying hate speeches to me but in the end i'm the better person :)
bigger isn't always better pham
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>>10183896
>That's right you can keep saying hate speeches to me but in the end i'm the better person :)
Bigger IS better, I suppose.
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>>10183896
LOL
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I used to work in a car park and sometimes had to call to apartments in the building to inform them of changes in opening hours or some shit and I've had this happen to me. Small thicc girl who I had seen showering before through a small concealed window in the building, she was horny as fuck and I fucked her brains out on the couch. Maybe it was the uniform. I got to do the same thing with a black Dutch girl too, came to the door naked and all flirty and shit, gave her a nice creampie, in retrospect I probably shouldn't have barebacked a black girl but w/e
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>>10183896
Nope. You are not.
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>>10183896
at that weight I think its considered ganging up on a couple women dont you think?
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>>10183896
That's disgusting
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>>10183920
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>>10183928

Leave her alone you idiots.
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>>10183949
no
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lol I love how every thread on every board has an argument.
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>>10183956
I don't get it man, every thread has autismos sperging out over nothing and /gif/ is probably the last decent board on this shithole
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>>10183246
Dude stop acting like a clown.
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>>10183896
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>>10183799
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fuck you guys who voted trump hes ruining this country
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>>10183342
Is your skull to fucking thick to understand the point or are you just trying to be a smart ass?
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Came to look at some good shit. All I get is a bunch of fags arguing with some fat fuck.
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>>10183799
everything is a sex offense if the receiving party doesn't like it and goes on to call it in, whether you're a dude or a chick, fat or attractive

if you're almost universally treated like shit, it's not society's responsibility to accommodate you

social standards are set by unspoken agreement, not by an "anorexic" shadow organization out to make fat people cry
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>>10183965
I blame niggers.
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>>10183799
there are plenty of not-so-little miss 5 foot nothings, y'know
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>>10184003

You right wing/alt right guys LOVE to portrait men as victims whenever you can. I thought your aim was to become stronger, you know? Making stronger men, not victims.
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>>10183896
>I'm 5'7 245 pounds of pure beauty
Sure you're beautiful, but you'd be more attractive if you lost 100 pounds.
Just saying.
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>>10184066
*portray
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This thread is just shitty politics now so if anyone is actually interested in the subject I'll leave a link here

http://nakedpizzadelivery.com/category/naked-pizza
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FFS I just want to watch gifs so less talk and more gifs.
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>>10183799
Jealous bitches like you are the real reason people are put on sex offender lists so often... They shouldn't be.
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>>10183896

As someone who used to be fat, being significantly overweight is the sign of a bad person.

Specifically, it just shows your either lazy, weak-willed or stupid.

You can't be bothered to loose the weight. You can be bothered but fail to succeed. Or you're stupid enough to think being obese is acceptable, or worse, you think its 'healthy'.

I was lazy. Which are you?

(Also calm the fuck down. Its the internet. No ones ganging up on you. You're slowly reading text while eating ice cream in your underwear. Its not exactly stressful)
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>>10183246
I feel you brother.
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>>10184145
its bait
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>>10183799
You're fat.
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>>10184154
The only reasonable post in this thread.
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>>10184045
>standard go-to response from a cuck white boy not getting his way.
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>>10183246
>came here to jack off though.
LOL
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>>10183896
this is the baitiest bait ive ever seen lmao
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>>10183896
Tits or GTFO
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>>10183926
>things that never happened

Who are you trying to impress here, bud?
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>>10183799

lol whoooooooosh
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>>10183981
I'm glad someone else can see the troll
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>>10183256
>doesn't ask for a phone number
>doesn't suggest taking a picture while having sex
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>>10183246
Says the guy on /gif/.
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>>10184066
tits or gtfo
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Why don't these women ever get fucked in any of the videos? It's quite disappointing. I don't see the point of watching these or getting off to them unless they get dicked down
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>>10185287
It's the exhibition

The ones that start getting sexual with the pizza men is an instant turn off for me
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>>10183246
Why haven't we disabled text-only replies on /gif/ yet?

If you're going to be an angsty little virgin at least post porn beside your rant so we can ignore it and get off.
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>>10185441
>>10185441
LMFAO

>No kissing, but do you want me to put your unwashed dick in my mouth tho?
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>>10183304
I had a customer answer the door in just his towel. Didn't mind at all, and he even gave me a good tip.
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>>10183246
Yeah stfu faggot you know you'd be popping a boner if some random hot chick opened the door nude.
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>>10184033

>unspoken agreement

you cannot contract without laying out terms
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>>10183243
Uhmm...... i know where that is. Its like a resort or something in Litchfeild Az. My elementary school was right across from it. Unless theres another wigwam that i dont know of.
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>>10186007
I bet he did.
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>>10183246
best b8 ive seen in months
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>See a potentially hot thread
>83 posts
>13 images
God i hate you fuckin people
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>>10185995
>I get you just came in my mouth, and thank you for that, but at most I'll give you a goodbye hug
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missmolly
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>>10186007
>>10186084
But, for the record, it was ONLY the tip.
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>>10183235
This kind of behavior makes me insanely furious. I can't be the only one.
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>>10183284
you dumb fuck, she set up a camera for simply making fun of that dude who's a hardworking man, while she's just an attention whore fucking cunts. I hope she got raped til her last breathe
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>>10186339
She's like 10 feet tall what the fuck
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>>10183246
Huh?

I think you may want to talk to a professional.
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>>10185872
irony
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>>10186358
i can kinda see why it would, but it just seems incredibly stupid to me
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>>10186339
>he has my name, credit card number, phone number, and address
>better cover a third of my face so he won't recognize me
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>>10183342
Maybe they are, now that you mention it, but I was trying to guess the other anon train of thought, not giving my own opinion. Best regards fellow anon.
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>>10185872
>bitches about text-only replies
>posts text-only reply
and the faggot is...
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>>10183799
>>10183836
You're not a woman. You're a /pol/tard baitposting using reverse psychology. It's like those losers on /b/ who make BBC threads and pretend to be black people.

God, I bet a woman has never touched you in your life. I can't imagine the daily humiliation and lost potential you feel, but it must be excruciating, for you to seek validation from strangers in this manner. I can't even imagine how low I would have to sink in order for my sole interaction with the outside world to be baiting an anonymous imageboard and trying to ignore the fact that my existence is basically a social deficit, because when I attempt to socialize IRL I'm the object of constant ridicule and domination from other people who are better. I bet you would kill yourself if you weren't even more fearful of what happens after. I feel sorry for you.
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>>10183256
This nigga is oblivious as fuck...
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>>10183385
Lurker here.

Verbal reactions are fucking priceless
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>>10185434
Notice how he's not raping her, not becoming crazed and attacking her. Yes, he's aroused and making a move but, he doesn't assault her. If "rape culture" was a prevalent as some claim, he would have totally had his way with her. As it is, he asks and waits for permission.
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on point...
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wanna root???;)
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>>10183246
Jacob, my guy, I think you came to the wrong board, /pol/ is that way --->
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>>10185428
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>>10185447
>tfw this will never happen to you
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>>10184145
>As someone who used to be fat, being significantly overweight is the sign of a bad person.
>Specifically, it just shows your either lazy, weak-willed or stupid.
I'm none of those things, but I'll continue to be fat because I like drinking beer and eating like a pig.
Pic so it's not text only.
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>>10187265
the guy seems old, you're probably young, you gotta believe men, you gotta believe.
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>>10187275
>I'll continue to be fat because I like drinking beer and eating like a pig.
So you think being obese is acceptable.
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>>10185428
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>>10185441
>>10185447
In a way this is hot, but it's hard to get past how SERIOUSLY FUCKING AWKWARD the whole thing is
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>>10187275
i like the way you think, anon.
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>>10187275

It works the other way too, I know skinny people who don't have eating disorders but just see food as a necessary thing to live. It's easy for them to skip a meal or just graze on shit on all day.

You can just love food too without it being a symptom of a major character flaw. But the person you replied to is one of these people who probably got shamed into weight loss which is also weak. You can't win, we're all fucked up.
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>>10183247
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>>10183256

Fucking shit man,Not even Im that autistic.
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>>10183239
Okay now seriously, I am the complete opposite of a violent person, I would never condone rape at all, I think it's disgusting and pathetic, but in a situation like this, with that girl on the floor sticking her naked ass and pussy up in the air towards him, shaking it around, I honestly feel like if he had ripped his pants off and fucked her he would have been totally justified.

I know it's cliche to say she was asking for it, but honestly....she was very fucking clearly asking for it. And it's fucking bullshit that if he HAD ripped his pants off and fucked her, I'm sure she would have screamed rape. This is how fucking insane out culture is, and how retarded and privileged women are.
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>>10183810
tbqh fat girls are amazing at blowiobs and sex. you are missing out
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>>10187346
What would you have him do? Make advances? There's a lot of people who are nudists, and are comfortable with being naked around others. He did what she asked him to and continued on with his job.

Not everyone who's naked is into you
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>>10187373
I've never heard that from a guy that fucked a narwhale but you keep thinking it.
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>>10183235
>sign for pizza

What?
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>>10187320
>So you think being obese is acceptable.
You need not read into things. I don't think it's acceptable, but I'm not going to do anything to change it. Besides, I'm just dad fat, not "in the hospital with problems all the time" fat.
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>>10187448
Are you retarded or underage? You sign the receipt when you pay with a credit card...
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>>10187346
Maybe he cares about his job and doesn't want to have any issues.
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>>10187047
dont try to explain anything sex related to people on this forum. You are right, but it doesnt matter
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>expect hot exhibition
>get stupid discussions about stupid things
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>>10187348

are you seriously saying you're that weak of a person that you literally cannot keep your dick in your pants when a womans exposed butt is around? you need a therapist bro
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>>10187464
Maybe in your third world country but I pay with my card all the time and I've never had to sign when the delivery man arrives because it's all done online.
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>>10183799

Tits or GTFO
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>>10185447

>that hug at the end

awww.....
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>>10185447
the fucking hug
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>>10183235
dudes in this thread getting mad are obviously need getting laid or unhappy with the fat/frigid gf. Sexy girls doing sexy things is stupid and silly and we are jacking to it. How uptight can all you faggots get?
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Now, I don't usually reply here on /gif/ but here I go.

I deliver pizza by the beach in a area well known for its pornstars and not once have I ever have this happen to me. Not that I care, but the fucking reaction of these drivers is what makes this thread what it is. Out of all the posts, only one fat guy get a bj. I would seriously be fucking the shit outta all these girl if given the opportunity amirite or am I the only one in this thread with a bit of sense?
Also ya'll took the bait from the beginning shame on you. lul
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>>10186377
a) heels
b) delivery guy is a midget

look at her in relation to the door, she's not that tall
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>>10187722
holy fuck that's a nice webm right there mate
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True story, no I don't really care if any of you believe it. I just thought it would maybe be entertaining.

In the late 90's I had to work as a security patrol guard in Houston. I'd drive most of the night between a bunch of apartment complexes and check for broken security lights, and crap like that. It was Kabuki Theater security because I never did a thing about anything. We used to joke that if it didn't happen on the hood of our car we didn't see it.

Anyway I went to this one complex and was doing a walk through when stopped to write something down and turned to my right. Walking around inside an apartment was a pretty good looking completely naked chick picking up clothes. I just froze and watched her for a couple of moments. They had a TV on and the courtyard was fairly dark so I'm pretty sure she didn't see me at first but she was putting on a hell of a show. Bending over with her ass facing the window and shit like that. There was a guy on the couch with a pillow over his head and they'd clearly just been fucking up a storm. She finally noticed me and smiled, walked over to the blinds and closed them. I turned around and behind me I saw another set of blinds closing too.

I just walked into the end of this couple fucking for their neighbor's enjoyment. I never saw them again but I checked that courtyard more than other place on my route after that.
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>>10187722
Then she lets out a rancid fart
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>>10185447
Don't kiss me, but I'll suck your sweaty disgusting small brown Mexican dick and swallow your load
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>>10187047
flawless reasoning
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>>10188013
ha, i don't think she realized what she got herself into.
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>>10187348

"I want to show you my asshole and pussy" =/= "I want to fuck you"

Stop being such a rapey idiot.
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>>10183256

I don't know what's got me harder, the woman or the professionalism
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>>10187047

>shes literally asking to hold his penis
>you somehow think this would be interpreted as rape

4d porn
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>>10188013

Sex is sex, kissing is for love
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>>10187487
this. holy fucking shit.
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>>10183235

I got cancer due to this.
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>>10185428
Sauce?
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>>10186339
Um... wtf? Is she flashing to a 12 year old?
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>>10186358
>>10186538
Wait, why is this behavior upsetting? I really can't see it
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>>10186139

Are you me?
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>>10187348
There's a drastic difference between giving someone a view and telling them to fuck you lol
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>>10188315
Not those anons but it also annoys the shit out of me.
Just seems like annoying slut thing to do
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>>10187546
I'm not any of the guys talking about rape, but tell me... Why should he keep his dick in his pants when her pussy isn't in hers?

Seems like men are being heavily sexually oppressed while women are allowed to do literally anything.
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>>10188349
you're a moron. its out of context and inappropriate. some people see sex as more than just having an orgasm. it isn't gay to have self control you stupid idiot.
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>>10186377
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>>10187762
a) heels
b) delivery guy is a midget
c) perspective
d) here's a very large collection of her videos: http://www.camwhores.tv/models/missmolly/
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>>10188349

You know what: if someone woman flashes you while making deliveries, you're free to call that sexual harassment or assault. Fair enough. Once you pull your dick out or try to have sex with her you're guilty of the same thing.

Jesus, are you like 12 and don't understand how morality works?
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The dream of every delivery driver ever. Sadly it never happened for me before I left the game.
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>>10187722
sauce?
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>>10188284
http://www.voyeurstyle.com/watch/5285/pretty-girl-blows-the-pizza-guy-for-a-tip/
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>>10188351
No you are the moron. And all your arguments are just loosely made statements that don't have anything to do with mine. But I'll try to have a rational discussion with your irrational autistic screeching.

> its out of context and inappropriate.
Definitely not out of context. She is not wearing pants. Yet you claim that a guy must keep his pants on when seeing a woman without pants. That's literally showing how sexist you are.
Isn't it inappropriate of her to bend over showing her ass and pussy when a guy is delivering pizza to her? Talk about what's inappropriate you dumb cunt.

>some people see sex as more than just having an orgasm.
Clearly a good way to show that is to expose yourself sexually.

> it isn't gay to have self control you stupid idiot.
Yeah and she is totally showing self control right there. Again, your arguments are nothing but hypocrisy and ignorance.

Clearly you could use some therapy yourself you deluded hysteric feminist cunt.
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>>10188373
I didn't say anything about having sex moron. All I said is she has her pants off so how come she is allowed to do that but he isn't?
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>>10188325
Well you don't know if she is okay with it or not do you? Yet you start yelling rape like a retarded feminist.
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>>10188159
Underage posters aren't allowed on this board.
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>>10188373
> Once you pull your dick out or try to have sex with her you're guilty of the same thing
Actually no, since she clearly has tempted me to have sex, I am not guilty of the same thing. If a woman takes her pants off and bends over I can count that as her offer to having consensual sex. If she does not consent then she has to make that clear. And again, before your erratic bitch mentality is ringing the rape bells, calm the fuck down you idiot I am not saying it would be okay to forcefully rape her against her will. Even if I was to agree to that invitation, she is still the predator since her way of initiating intercourse was via sexual violence.
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>>10188368
>b) delivery guy is a midget
Looks more like a 12 year old kid doing a part time job than a midget.
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>>10188189
I want to call bullshit, but that's just kinda the way it is.
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>>10183246
What? Jealous or something?
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>>10187978
then you plow that ass
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>>10187348
never been to a nudist resort?
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>>10183284
He's either a butt devastated Puritan or muslim. It's best to ignore those posters and don't even give them a (You)
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Any where the delivery touches them or makes a move or rapes them
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>>10183799
tits or gtfo
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>>10183239
Bump for more like this!
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>>10186339

She's legit 6' without the heels (you can find this out simply googling her, yeah she can be an inch off if she exaggerates but who cares) and appears to be wearing 3-5" heels. The guy is probably 5'5-5'7. The camera is 1-2 feet off of the ground as you'll notice she's sitting down in the beginning which adds to perspecting making her look really tall.

I feel like I shouldn't have to explain something that's common sense.
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>>10183235
I seriously hope one of them assrapes these fucking whores, maybe then they'll learn to do being such fucking cunts.
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>>10188373
I worked in a restaurant. I've had women touching my junk and ass, even once had a women follow me to the toilet and kissed me while grabbing my junk.

I repeatedly made a complaint about it. Even reported it to the police, since we security cameras. But it has never been taken serious and made an investigation out of it. I think in practice, sexual harassment can only be done by men in our society. Legally speaking of course.

That was the main reason why I eventually quit the job. Since it was taking a toll on me and my relationship.
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>>10183836
>Telling people on a porn board to get a life while you complain about being treated badly while treating people badly
Kill yourself
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i don't care that I will never lose my virginity. I fucking hate women. whores, nothing more.
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>>10185441
disgusting whore. she deserves rape and murder.
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>>10183304
you've done it, anon, haven't you
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>>10185428
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>>10185441
>>10185447
i cringed
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STOP TALKING YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS AND POST SHIT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF YOUR FUCKING RETARDED OPINIONS, I JUST WANT TO WANK.
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>>10183246
REEEEEEEE
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>>10188171
solid kek
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>>10189872
Sauce me
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>>10189320
punch them in the fucking face you beta
jesus christ
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>>10189872
Please give the sauce before the thread dies.
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>>10187978
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>10188349
>Why should he keep his dick in his pants when her pussy isn't in hers?
He's not a complete degenerate retard.
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>>10190758
This kitchen is disgusting and she should be hunted down with a harpoon.
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>>10185441
>no kissing
>gobbles on his tiny indian dick a minute after
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>>10190758
>>10190758
MOAR
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>>10189320
What do you do now?
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How come none of the faggot pizza delivery dudes tries to fuck any of these chicks?
I'd be down like a clown, charlie brown.
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For fucks sake dudes.
Bottom line is: girls just wanna have fun.
Delivery just be professional and own that situation yo. It's hot as fuck.
A little tease is all.
No need to be all crybaby about it.
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>>10183235
>>10187348
>>10188415
>>10188325

She's clearly just teasing him, if she walked up to him and zipped his pants down, thats a different story.

If some hot guy started flexxing his muscles with no shirt on he doesn't want a girl immediately jump on his dick and fuck him. It's a very tempting and mixed signal sure, but he's not someone they know, they are just getting off to teasing someone, not inviting him for sex, the guy could say hi to her, and maybe if she's nice he could ask if he could "hang out for a bit" then sit next to her, but YOU CAN'T JUST PULL YOUR DICK OUT AND FUCK SOMEONE.

HAVE ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS BEEN TO A STRIP CLUB?
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>>10192272
1: He's got other pizzas to deliver
2: It's like a free strip show, the rules are no touching without consent.
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>>10183799
>anorexic whore
kek
She's clearly of average weight
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>>10187417
>>10187478

>Oh yea, what else do they have you do? Maybe I can win with that :)

fuck sake man
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~200 posts

~20 images

Good job guys.
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>>10192298
>A guy without a shirt is the same as a woman bending over exposing her genitals in the most common position for sex

You are a complete and utter moron, the equivalent would be a man with his pants down doing thrusting motions in front of a woman, I am sure that man would be ok after doing such things in front of a female delivery woman right?

Something is wrong with your brain, a girl that exposes, and you are using a strip club? the place where literally they will suck your dick if you have enough money always?

>b-but they will say NO FOR SURE

take out 500$ and I promise you 98% of then will say yes.

You are a degenerated, a retard, a male scum putrefy by feminazis.
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>>10192368
Women are more into muscle and the full male form then they are into just dick.

Seriously this is basically a strip show, even male strippers don't want to fuck their client most of the time.

Those girls will say no because he's a pizza delivery boy not some actually attractive dude.
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>>10190505
So if he does the same thing she is doing then he is a degenerate retard but what she is doing is totally fine? Looks like you are a degenerate retard.
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>>10192290
The guys probably just wanna have fun too. No need to be a crybaby about it.
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>>10192382
>Those girls will say no
Who are you to decide what a female can do with her body? What is it any of your business who she has sex with? Seems like you are being a misogynist and forbidding a woman to make her own choices.
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>>10192302
>the rules are no touching without consent
You don't know if she will give consent. The rules are that touching is allowed unless she opposes it physically or verbally as they are in any normal situation. These women are fully capable of making their own decision and expressing their consent. And it's not "like a free strip show", when these guys have made no request or given their consent for such show to take place. These women are not the victims in this situation and you're too much of a Feminist Pussy to accept that.
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>>10190469
So he'd get blamed for the unwelcome sexual advances as well as the violence. Wow you really are such a genius!
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>>10192737
Shut up faggot
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desu if you're not going to fuck the dude don't even bother being a cock tease
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>>10185872
Best post on 4chan all year
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>>10188373
As you can see from the post >>10189320, this isn't the case in the physical reality. Men and women should have the same rights, on paper, but in reality women have the explicit protection from sexual harassment while male complaints are simply ignored and belittled. But thank God we have the feminists to make sure there's gender "equality" cause men's rights are totally not needed.
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it's her house/apartment my dude. she can be nakey in her own home and there aint a damn thing you can do about it
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>>10192789
Oh so if I order a pizza and the delivery person is a female, I'll just get naked and wiggle my dick in front of her because it's my house and I can do what I want, right? Or what about if the girl scouts come to sell their cookies? You would find nothing wrong with that?
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>>10192822
no you should definitely go for it
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>>10183235
What is the point of doing this and the laughter in the end is horrible? Only a stupid bitch will do something as stupid as this.
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>>10187737
Probably don't because it's unexpected and they could lose their jobs.
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>>10183799
>all those replies
Never change guys
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>>10188159
>"I want to show you my asshole and pussy" =/= "I want to fuck you"

Are you stupid?
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>>10192737
>>10192765
You don't know if she opposes it, so you should probably ask before you take your dick out
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>>10184921
Most likely doesn't want to lose his job.
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>>10183926
>black dutch woman
you are living in a fantasy
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>>10193279
You still don't get it you dumb fuck. She didn't ask before she took her pants off so why should a guy get the blame for doing literally the same thing. End your pathetic existence already you stupid piece of shit. Do you literally have a brick for a brain? How can you be so fucking ignorant?
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>>10193264
He's 100% right though.
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>>10189872

s?
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>>10188404
Because it's her fucking apartment she ordered pizza for and he's simply there to deliver the pizza? This isn't a difficult concept. People are allowed to be naked at their homes.
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ITT: People argue that if a stranger comes into your home and sees you naked, they are entitled to rape you.
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>>10183246
I agree with you. I'd report the worthless cunt for obscene behaviour
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>>10193465
Oh great. Another braindead moron who doesn't know the difference between sexual harassment, rape and consensual intercourse.
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>>10193372
are you literally a muslim?
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>>10193465
ITT: feminazis who think anything and everything is rape because women are apparently overgrown retarded children who can't make adult decisions.
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>>10193495
tell it to the judge nigger
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>>10193490
so your answer is a yes?
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>>10193504
that isn't even an argument dumbass
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>>10183246
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>>10183896
>I'm 5'7 245 pounds of pure beauty
pics? I'm genuinely interested.
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>>10187348
I could not agree with you more my friend, women think because they once couldn't vote, they now own the world and can rub it in the face of men.
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>>10193481
If you come into my house and see me naked how is that me sexually harassing YOU?
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>>10193495
Says the person arguing that pizza delivery guys are entitled to rape naked women in their homes. Nudity isn't consent or else Nudist Parks would be shut down for being giant rape gangs. Again, this isn't a difficult concept.
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>>10193558
Exposing yourself is considered sexual harassment if you weren't aware
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>>10193568
Advocating that someone should be punished legally for sexual harassment is different from arguing that women can get away with it, so men should too. It's actually illegal to answer the door naked in many jurisdictions, and it could in fact be sexual harassment.

That fully admitted and conceded, are you willing to admit that rape isn't an appropriate way to respond to this situation?
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>>10193567
>>10193582
If the woman and the delivery guy both want to have sex then how is it rape you dumb asswipe? I am not saying it is okay to rape her. But you are saying it would be rape if they consensually had sex after she's flashed herself nude. It seems this is too much for your non-functional zombie feminist brain to handle.
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>>10183246
>girl does anything besides sucking cock
>boohoo waaaa

lmao fucking loser virgins
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>>10183799
lose some weight fatty
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>>10193582
>>10193279
>>10193490
When you're arguing that a man should ask before taking his dick out but saying that it's just a free strip show when a woman is flashing her tits and cunt, you are not in the morality with your argument, it can only be concluded that you are either a troll or a feminist with a genuine mental disability.
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>>10193593
no one has said that
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>>10193382
No, the poster saying
>"I want to show you my asshole and pussy" =/= "I want to fuck you"
is not 100% right.

100% right would be to say
>"I want to show you my asshole and pussy" =/= "I want to fuck you"
as well as
>"I want to show you my asshole and pussy" =/= "I don't want to fuck you"

But you're a dumbass feminazi anyway so you won't understand why that's important.
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>>10193685
not in the morality? 'fuck does that mean. youre a muslim, here to jack off in secret and still piss and moan while doing it.
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>>10193703
so anyone who does nude modelling wants to fuck you. i go see a stage play that involves female nudity, a-ok to leap onstage and get my rape on. women in bikinis dont deserve to be fully raped just vigorously groped. nice logic senpai
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>>10193697
Yes they have. Every time when someone says why don't these delivery guys fuck the girl that's when the retarded feminazi start hysterically blowing their rape whistle.
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>>10193697
See here, it happened again:

>>10193711
I just literally said in the post that you literally replied to, that it means neither you dumb ass retard. You should get your brain checked.
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>>10184066
yea dude, men have it so much easier than fucking women, its not like men are 95% of sewer workers, dead body cleanup, doing most of the dirty as jobs that women would never want to do. youre fucking retarded
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>>10184066
yet youre saying were not victims when we have every single person expect us to be be tough, your mind is so fucking backwards and retarded
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>>10193372
>>10193685
One genitalia out = fun, sexy play teasing
Two genitalia out = the attempt at sex, which someone might not want.
He won't get arrested, but most likely yelled at for turning this playing around into actual sex, the female knew the guy would either be into it, or just freak out over it, samething with a guy being naked, but also women are more sensitive and less sexually outgoing, so they would have freaked out if a female saw a naked guy because they are emotional.


If it was a female delivery girl walking in on a naked guy, it might have been the same way, but also WOMEN ARE EMOTIONAL AND AREN'T AS SEXUALLY OUT GOING AS GUYS.

IT'S TEASING NOT ASKING TO BE FUCKED, IT WOULD BE THE SAME WAY IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED, PERSONALLY I wouldn't want to fuck some random girl from pizza hut.
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>>10183799
youre mad because people dont find gross bodies attractive. fucking logic, i guess everything and everyone should just be considered universally attractive cuz we dont want to hurt their poor feelings. grow the fuck up, and lose some weight youre gross
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>>10193703
Yeah it depends, so why risk it and try to fuck the girl? thats a 50/50 chance that they say "whoa what the fuck are you doing I was just messing around for porn I don't want to actually fuck you"

When it come to sex, you should never assume mixed signals means yes, thats how you get in trouble.
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>>10187737
>given the opportunity
Yeah good luck, the moment you try that they'll yell at you. the fat guy gets a BJ because the girl said he could.
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>>10183896

0/5 bait
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>>10193818
Two genitalia out is not an attempt at sex.

And you can clearly see that women are far more sexual than men if you watched any of these videos. Saying that women are more sensitive, emotional and not as sexual to excuse women being less sensitive, emotional and more sexual doesn't make sense logically. It's nothing but your own personal misguided sexist bias.

If you base any morality on a myth that one gender is more emotional and sensitive then I have no problem seeing what causes you to see two completely same situations of people with the only difference in their gender in a different way since your own view of genders is biased out of balance.

One way to understand sexism is to take a situation for example the one here, and reverse their genders. If you find that the exact same situation with genders reversed causes a different response or moral expectations either from yourself or the general social conduct then that is sexism.

In your case, your sexism stands in that you think only women are allowed to have emotions yet a man should be shut down from expressing himself in the situation. As well as your claim that women aren't as sexually outgoing which shows that you give women the rights to decide sexually what they are okay with yet the same rights for men you simply reject.

You are probably doing this unconsciously, but it goes to show how you systematically dehumanize and desensitize men while at the same time empower and empathize with women in most situations, even in situations where women are in the wrong morally.
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>>10188404
To be fair, it's unlikely she is technically allowed to do that. I'm sure it falls under sexual harassment.

However, if we're not deliberately obtuse, it's obvious what you mean. If your average guy were to answer the door for a female pizza delivery person I'm sure things would end much differently. This is as obvious as the reason why.
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>>10192713
holy fuck, you're dumb.

Women take the majority of risk from mating, as a result, societal norms have formed in such a way as to make women the deciders. that is, men pursue, women are the pursued. We take on different roles, therefore, different behaviors are evaluated different depending their gender. It's not rocket science.
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>>10183246
Honestly, people answer the door in all sorts of stuff. sometimes old people answer it naked cos they forgot to put clothes on, some teens like 18 and 19 answer it in their underwear or topless because they don't care. this happens all the time, probably 1 or twice a week. ( im a pizza delivery driver).
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>>10193884
So if she says "whoa what the fuck are you doing I was just messing around for porn I don't want to actually fuck you" then he would understand it and not force himself on her. There is no reason to not try that if he wants to. You need to stop prejudging male sexuality for no good reason. If she's okay with it, good. If she's not, whatever, better luck next time. Why do you get pissed off over some other person wanting to fuck another person whom of neither has anything to do with you? Why do you think you get to decide who is allowed to do what with their sex life? Bigot.
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>>10194518
So how can the guy pursue the woman according to your logic while keeping his dick in his pants? Your logic pretty much states he should throw himself on her forcefully given the circumstances in order to be the proper pursuer as you claimed men ought to be.
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>>10194489
Thanks finally someone understanding
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>>10187348
>I would never condone rape at all
you literally just did
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>>10187348
She can ask for it, verbally or implicitly, so you are justified to take advantage of that green light.

But, she can also then say no, verbally or implicitly, then you're obliged to stop. Otherwise it is rape.

Simple as that. *tips fedora*
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>>10193558
Okay. Let's say you are invited over to my place for a dinner and date. You arrive in the evening at my door. I answer, help take your coat off. Show you around the house. Give you a rose. Light the candles. Seat you behind the dining room table. And serve you my fresh hard cock in front of your gaping eyeballs and gasping face how is that me sexually harassing YOU?
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>>10194536
Are you sure? Sounds more like you work for the porn industry.
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>>10194659
>Did someone order the extra large pepperoni?
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>>10194617
literally dae hitler?
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>>10186339
Name?
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>>10190758
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>>10186375
i don't understand your anger over this either. she's not making fun of anyone, you autist.
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>>10183810
this.
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>>10195166
Sauce pls
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>>10195223
>blind
>posting on /gif
I'm impressed, anon.
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How can I get this to happen to me? This is my new fetish.
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>>10183949
Bait/10
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>>10191619
you dirty boy
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>>10189872
>>10190431
>>10190470
>>10193443

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56a30d793d5c7
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>>10194543
I don't know it's a dumb risky idea, and probably a turn off for the girl too, she wants to tease a confused male, not have him do something like that.
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>>10195166
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>>10193651
>Implying he's a virgin because he has values
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>>10187722
>dudes in this thread getting mad are obviously need getting laid or unhappy with the fat/frigid gf. Sexy girls doing sexy things is stupid and silly and we are jacking to it. How uptight can all you faggots get?
I wouldn't get mad if she jerked off the delivery guy.
But of course she is withholding her goods while, at the same time, displaying them.
And all of that for which purpose? To have some fun?

That's a working man and he's not getting laid with her. Why the hell would she display her nudity to him? If there was no society protecting her, he could lay hands on her with no consequences and nobody would object.

There must be a law that says that if you willingly appear naked in front of other people, everyone can touch you and do to you whatever they want.
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I don't have anything to contribute, but I'm gonna bump because I want to see more clips and I also want to hear the cries of all the rejects who think they deserve sex from a girl just because they saw her tits
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>>10195806
Did all that and didn't even fuck? You've got to be kidding me.
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>>10187348
>>10183246
so many people replying to such basic b8
>summer all year
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>>10185447
did he last like 15 sec? With just a bj? Wew..thats lame...
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>>10183239
this is so obviously fake
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>>10196026
Thats probably the most he's gotten in a very long time
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>>10187722
one of the many joys in life
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>>10187546
>>10188159
>>10188325
>>10189107
>>10192298
>>10194617

You all completely missed the point.

She WAS telling him to fuck her with her body language, it was very clear. I'm assuming you're all fairly young or just not that bright, because body language is just as meaningful as spoken language, often even more meaningful.

So, when she is clearly offering herself for him to fuck through her actions, it is the same as if she were saying the words "fuck me".

That was my point. That it's like her saying "fuck me" and then if he HAD fucked her, she would have yelled rape.

If you faggots don't understand the validity of body language, you've likely never had a girlfriend.

And I very clearly did not condone rape, I pointed out the bullshit of the situation. Nowhere did I say that he SHOULD have fucked her against her will. I was pointing out that she was intentionally sending a message to him to fuck her, and that if he would have accepted her invitation she would have then "changed her mind"

Honestly, how can you people not see how fucked up that is? This is exactly the type of bullshit that is causing innocent men to get arrested and often found guilty of rape that they didn't commit. You're all idiots.
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>>10183256
everyone talking about how the guy is "stupid", etc.

>he's gay
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>>10183235
If I were the pizza guy, I'd deny them service during that particular instance, and I'd call them in to the police for indecent exposure. Their place temporarily becomes public to the delivery person, and employees reserve the right not to be teased like that.
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>>10195954
>>10195956
http://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/lucy-cat

not even fake
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>>10189417
Maybe we should try and post results.
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>>10196207
and don't forget to ask god for forgiveness for any impure thoughts you might have
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>>10196209
>>10195954
>>10195956

staged you fucking mongoloid
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>>10183246
welcome to the spectacle
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>>10195659
And you know what they want how? You think you are a mind reading pussy wizard? Shut the fuck up already. You're just going around in circles with ignorant bullshit. You're not someone to decide what other people can or can't do, dumbass. Noone is gonna come to you to ask for your fucking approval to have sex with other people. Retard.
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>>10197339
That's actually triple
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Is there not a law like indecent exposure or something that prevents this, and that if any guy cared they could charge the women?
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