Bonus points if your gif causes an audible "what the fuck"

>>10179459
Yup, theres the audible "what the fuck"

>>10179459
name?

>>10179459
sauce?

>>10179453
is there a name for this kind of thing? I'd like to see more girls taking a fist in one hole and a dick in the other.

>>10179923
>>10181600
Adriana Chechik http://bangedholes.com/g/r29

>>10182133
i'm pretty sure that arm is giving that guy a handjob through that girls anus. or at least attempting to.

>>10179453
so is it gay to give your bro a handjob if there's that vagina-asshole buffer zone? you ARE both inside a chick after all

>>10183135
>>10183535

I've done it the other way around. The guy was in the girl's ass and I had my fist in her cunt. I could rub my knuckles over his cock easily.

Was it gay? I don't really care what you call it friend, I had two subs doing whatever I said. Everybody had a great time.

>>10183535
In that scene it's a girl (bobbi starr) who's giving the handjob through the other girl's ass (alysa).
As for your question, yeah probably. You're still jerking off a guy, no matter what's between you two.

>>10179453
>>10179454
>>10179459

Wheres the audio?

>>10183558
casey neistat

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>>10184037

>>10183135
well yeah, that's obviously what's happening. But is there a name for it? Handjob in ass or handjob while fucking doesn't give me anything useful.

>>10184037
Top fucking kek

>>10183754
imagine seeing your daughter eating cereal out of another womans ass.

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>>10184579
>tfw bonding with your daughter over an assfull of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

>>10179874
yep

>>10184695
Of course the Japanese would win this.

>>10179454
>>virginity remains in tact

Awesome post

>>10179453
best part of that scene is him saying, "Damn, FUCKN' EH!!!"

>>10184695
>cinnamon toat crunch
>not cocoa puffs

>>10184579
Do you even have a daughter? I don't get why people get emotionally lit up over these rhetorical scenarios. I'd be proud that my daughter had fun in life. The prudes and daughter-father relationships, I swear.

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>>10184885
>cocoa puffs
>blacked.com

Not even once

>>10183754
Would it technically be possible to cleanse one's colon (removing faecal matter and mucus, lavage with pH balanced solutions, etc.) to the point where eating fucking Fruity Loops with milk out of one wouldn't taste half-bad?

Otherwise, this could just be a regular/anal condom stretched carefully between the speculum and the sphincter, then filled up with above-seen ingredients.

>>10183558
trump.webm

Has anyone got that webm of the man putting his penis in a mouse trap that has a drawing pin attached to it?

>>10179454
>that fucking filename

>>10184897
TheseArentMyGloves.gif

>>10184695
I didn't think I'd actually "What the fuck" out loud, but what do ya know

>>10184919

Yo WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS MOVIE

>>10185399
The taste dont matter, people are used to eat literraly shit in thise videos, so shitty fruit loops is a 3 Michelin Star Meal next to that

>>10186164
Ok I'll bite, what the actual fuck.

>>10186130
This is some hentai tier shit.

>>10185399
My ass tastes fine after a good cleaning session. Takes about an hour to an hour and a half.

>>10183754
dude i wanna eat butt fruit loops

>>10184579
fag

>>10184897
new imac interface

>>10185659
I have to hand it to SJW's, you're making this presidency like five times more enjoyable than it already would have been.

>>10184695
nostalgia

>>10184897
Canadian boxing gloves?

>>10185659
Actually that looks more like Justin Trudeau begging for a refill of Muslim semen in his bottle

>>10183558
That is enough to convince people to never have kids

>>10184897
the new power ranger movie looks gay as fuck

>>10183558
I stopped believing it was a baby after that manly fart.

>>10186164
YO WTF NIGGA

>>10186130
shes dead right?

>>10186130
This is normal. It's like you fags have never seen a vagina before.

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Insane Clown Pussy

>>10187519
I didn't wtf to this. I'd actually be down for this.

>>10187551
You'd be down to clown?

>>10187533
lost
fucking masochists and sadists

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>>10186130
Ok lads, here's some OC for you.

>>10187221
You're absolutely right.

>>10187606
kek

>>10184695

That is hardly the most WTF clip you could have taken from that movie.

>>10179453
Can we plase have a sauce for this?

>>10187606
>didn't read the context of this thread
>thought another ylyl
>filename
>"Fuck! Holy shit, man. Fucking what the fuck! WHAT THE FUCK!"

rough morning

>>10188309
http://fapality.com/3176/

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fresh oc

>>10179459
Well, I didn't see that coming.

>>10184473
Handass job

>>10184695
Who has the full version?

>>10188472
What the fuck? I just found my new fetish :)

>>10187524
underrated

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>>10186153

>>10187524
>strayaporn.webm

>>10179453
Is there a version of this with audio?

>>10187519
clowns are my fetish. not too clowny, no icp. somewhere in between.

>>10185659
you haven't been paying much attention to the news, have you?

Alex Jones and Breitbart don't count, even though they're entertaining.

>>10189543
Needs the audio to go with it, 'NOW YOU'RE A MAN, A MANNY MAN MAN'

>>10186773
It was pretty convincing up to that point though.

>>10184579
Imagine seeing your daughter having cereal eaten out of her ass by two people.

>>10184897
Finally a weapon to surpass metal gear

>>10189822
Imagine seeing your daughter squatting over Oprah Winfrey's face and shitting cereal into her mouth as Oprah shouts something about weight watchers.

>>10189889
Imagine seeing your daughter as Oprah

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>>10189848

>>10188472
full video????
this is really hot

>>10186130
Not a "what the fuck" but certainly an "oh"

but then I remembered it's a vagina.

>>10188472
The real wtf is why the fuck she's moaning and groaning. I really hate professional porn and this is why. What the fuck is so moan-worthy about this on the female end LMAO

>>10189671
Watttttttttttttt sauce plz

>>10184897
now thats what i call podracing

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>>10190554

>>10186164
What the fuck

>>10191060
This is my fetish

>>10191031
you think these girls get drunk before they do these scenes? it would take a special kind of not giving a fuck to just puke for the internet without being a bit tipsy.

>>10183558
and i thought my cam shows were embarassing

>>10191031
I never saw Ashley Alban (sp?) pre boob job before.

>>10191044
Well, I'd fuck that

>>10189543
Goddamn this takes me back. I think this is one of the first things I ever saw on this godforsaken site.

>>10183620
one is a gif, so no audio there. the other ones just don't have audio... no big deal

>>10186130
This is probably muslim female circumcision. Most FGM just plays hack and slash on the clitoris and fun bits of the vagina, but some africans practice a spectacularly fucked up version in which the vagina is "sewn up" leaving only a tiny hole near the anus for the urine and menstruation and mucus to pour out of, you can imagine just how well that works.

>>10186130
Spiders? In MY vagina?!

>>10191044
Dirty Martini. This bitch is an artist

>>10179453
"Fuck, I know it's in here somewhere... just, just give me a minute here... No, you guys carry on. Fuck, nearly had it there. Slippery... Shit. Sorry guys, I won't be long. No, no, you keep going. It's just falling through my fingers... ahhhh! Fucking hell!"

>>10189543
I like the fact that's she so hyped.

>>10186590

...with their facts, and their understanding of history and the constitution...

>>10185659
It's got the whining down, but would need more piss, KFC and being told he's a big boy to be a Trump vid.

>>10179453
source?

>>10186130
ok time to leave 4chan for the day i'm out see y'all later

>>10191044

This is what liberals want to see

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>>10189543
Audio version delivered

>>10186130
WHO THE FUCK POSTED THIS

>>10184919

Is that a pikmin?

>>10186164
Damn it, I vocalize WTF on this one.

>>10191117
Practice makes perfect. There's a Jap scat performer who can puke at will, without even putting fingers down her throat.

>>10191566
Kek nice

>>10191060
Give me the sauce

>>10189543
>>10191566

Long Jeanne Silver (1977). Classic!

>>10187543
WHAT GOOD IS THIS WITH NO SOUND?

>>10186164
does 'fuck no' count as "wtf"?
Because I fucking lost it, said it out loud, dude, no fucking way
humans are absolutely the worst

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>>10191175
same. She's more arrogant now.
>>10192645
Veneisse
She always wears a mask in her videos

>>10191351
Yeah but if you're mentally retarded (alternate smart) then Trumps great so

>>10183754
I would ponder to say, i probably tastes like ass

>>10184695
Good movie

>>10183558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXyhkKHF9E0&t=1100

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>>10189926
Haven't found it on any tube site so I actually had to buy the clip.

>>10179453
http://dumps.bagage.at/img/The%20One.jpg

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>>10179453
Longer, with sound.

>>10191351
>>10192885
Oh so now that Constitution isn't an outdated ridiculous document that must be discarded to ensure a way forward, as was the pseudo-progressive line two years ago?


HMMMMMMMMMMM

P.S. Disagreeing with you and choosing a cabinet that disagrees with you is not unconstitutional for a President to do. Neither is an immigration freeze (the Constitution does not grant rights to non-citizens), nor deporting illegal immigrants (this is in keeping with US law).

>>10179453
Alysa Gap

>>10186164
literally audible.

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>>10179459
>Read the title
>Waiting for normal gummy bear
>Mfw it comes out

>>10194534

You can see shit come out.

>>10186164
why and how some one did it!!!

>>10179459
i'd eat the gummy bear no joke

>>10187519
this is disturbing yet kind of hot for some reason

>>10191361
ohohoh trump destroyed with this post. he might as well resign the presidency. wow sport you got him good.

>>10186164
what is the name for this practice? penis cut

>>10188472
just like my in my hentais

>>10183558
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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>>10191936

Here's the source #10179453
http://www.tube8.com/anal/mark-davis-%26-bobbi-starr-fuck-alysa/26004221/

>>10183754
I cant work out who the bigger whore is?
>Cereal in the butt
or
> I ate cereal from a butt

>>10195203
Trick question: They're both equal whores.

>>10183754
this is the one that got me to "what the fuck" out loud

>>10194534
>lets see if i can hit homerun

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>>10193604

>>10187524
Deleted scene from Kingpin (1996)?

>>10195473
I cant even deal with the image you just put in my head.

>>10195576
>FW: All
>Subject: RE: Michael
>Attachment(s): "you will never have this much fun.webm"
>Body: Please call ASAP regarding Michael meeting clients tomorrow morning!

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>>10195576

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just look at this bellybutton

>>10191361
>being told hes a big boy
kek

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>>10186773

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>>10195834

>>10194500
hur dur deflection, i save my rancid farts in a decanter, my dream is to choke to death on donnie's tiny shriveled cock shooting black frogspawn into my girly throat, blah blah blah


It's okay dude, not everyone can be smart, don't hurt yourself trying.

>>10179453
Close as I can find to sauce http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2070854985

>>10179454
fuckin lost dude jesus

>>10187519
a BJ for Mista J!

>>10195986
>>10195986
Good counter argument my dude! You sure explained your opposing point of view well!

>>10179454
>>10179459
I only just got here expecting to learn something. This is going to be a bad thread.

>>10179453
Wasn't this in a doujin somewhere? Giving the guy a handjob while anally fisting the girl? Old news

>>10192783
That got a what the hell outta me

>>10184579
My sides

>>10195834
heh, schweiz

>>10194844
It would taste like lube and sadness

>>10186590
>>10186590

>SJWs

Hurr, everyone that dislikes Trump is an sjw amirite? Fuck off, retard.

>>10189585
Yea same here.
It's so hard to find clown girl porn though. Most clown porn is just a clown dude with a normal girl
I blame Harley Quinn for my fetish

>>10195843

No wtf, but fuck that got me hard.

>>10196106
Thanks dude, appreciate it. Gotta stay positive. Remember, the important thing is that the inflamed pustules on your anus that you get from holding drive-in KKK rallies in your lower colon would make for a better president than the escaped dementia patient holding office right now. SHITPIMPLE 2020 <3

>>10187519
Hawwwwwwwt

>>10187519
moar!

>>10179459
>All the newfags that havent seen this before

Holy shit anons. We seriously need to force all new IP's to the site to take a test before being able to post and direct them to ED to study.

>>10191282
Its more likely than you think

>>10183535
At that point does it really matter if you are gay? You are some very out there sexually. Like bi and fuck out there.

>>10187519
My wife, out of the blue, right before going to sleep asked me one night, "would you fuck me in a clown costume? You know what, don't tell me." Like she wants to figure it out on her own. I have no idea if she meant me in the costume or her. I would probably do her dressing as a clown but it isn't something I want.

>>10194534
I found where the dragonballz were hidden....

>>10184919
i'm pretty sure this was really popular on 2007 youtube and it gave me flashbacks

>>10191046
Still made it in time.

>>10191044
America's got Talent has gotten better.

>>10191280
You win my audible wtf. I mean I knew they did something but had no idea what it was.

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>>10196568
Let me guess...are you one of those Hillary supporters? You know...the one's that were crying because things didn't work out their way.

>>10196568
You realize you're genuinely retarded, right?
You are the guy who actually fell for /pol/'s bait that they made - not even as a proper bait - in response to hysterical retards just like you screaming about Nazis.

It is you and yours who are responsible for /new/ ever praising Hitler, and they will continue to succeed, the same exact shit the progressives push on kids only sadistic instead of masochistic, the longer you whine and flail around and shriek at everyone in your perpetual cacophony of extended infantilism. You will never learn to think like an adult because that would require you to focus outside your own whims and conditioning for too long, and so they will succeed. The Nazi meme will become more than a meme as liberals continue to hit the OMG FUCKING PANIC! button that they've already long worn to a nub in all but their most delusional followers, and you know the poetic fucking irony? When they finally make their own worst nightmares come true by shrieking lies at everyone they hate (i.e. literally fucking everyone), no one will even believe them the one time they're actually no longer lying.

It's idiots like you who set this up. You killed the American dream. You killed democracy in favor of an authoritarian socialist state, and you're getting it, you are fucking getting it by slow degrees, but by the end, it's not going to be the delusional utopia you see in your masochistic dreams, because that one's full of internal contradictions, because you're ignorant of not just other cultures, but your own as well. All of your romanticization and condemnation isn't going to mean shit. Congratulations motherfuckers, you resurrected the Nazis and made them preferable to you. At least we all will get to watch your dumb asses burn for it.

>>10195576
What 9 year old me imagined sex might be like.

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>>10187543
>No sound torture

I see what you did there.

>>10197130
Did this kill him? Was this a stunt on a TV show? Please explain.

>>10191060
Now put Mentos in it.

>>10195843
Wow, I didn't say it out lout but I definitely thought it 0_0

Is this makeup or what?

>>10187519
why does his shirt blur out only near the end

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>>10197130
Many thanks comrade, with your support we can get a glob of fermented pus in the whitehouse. I mean pus is physically incapable of consciously molesting women, and I once wiped some on the instruction booklet for a penis pump, so technically pus reads more than trump does.

Moжeт тыcячy cфинктepoв зaхвaтить cpeдcтвa пpoизвoдcтвa!

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>>10197133
Thank you my friend, we need all the support we can get.

ABU BAKR AL-BAGHDADI'S SMEGMA ON TOAST 2020!!!

>>10197184
>>10197214
Your self-inflicted misery is enjoyable to watch. This is gonna be a fun eight years.

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>>10191060
>Not naming it PepsiChallenge.webm

>>10197229
>implying that trump won't have his brain placed in a vat and rule a thousand year reich Mr. house style

Why are you so pessimistic? Btw your dog needs its anal gland expressed

>>10197254
Pause for a moment to read your posts in this thread so far and realize this is you. This is actually who you are as a human being and you will never better yourself. Because you're weak.

>>10197254
trump ruling for a thousand years would be a great thing

>>10197286
Why should I improve myself? Apparently you don't need to be smart or ethical or to even be mentally stable to become president now so what's the point? Look forward to my administration in 2048 when I ban male and female genders (don't worry, there's lots to choose from).

>>10197354
You shouldn't, can't, and won't improve yourself. You should just hang yourself desu, clearly you're the last bastion of reason and repeating verbatim what you hear on the news, humanity is doomed, best suicide now.

>>10197364
So glad I can count on your vote(s) ;)

>>10195829
She's a champ

>>10195843
WHERE IS HER BELLYBUTTON

>>10197354
gas yourself hippie. muh hillary muh her turn. fuck you. get ready to cry for eight years.

>>10197162
Sometimes if people have stomach/intestinal surgery they go through the belly button area and in the end they just chop it right off and sew it up and you end up with no belly button.
Someone on the real housewives of OC has no belly button either due to that reason

>>10197400
If you mean cry semen from my dick when the piss soaked tangerine gets tossed out on his cellulite ridden ass then believe me, I'm ready. Hm, I think you'll be... autigender. We're very inclusive =)

>>10186164
hell noo!

>>10179459
Always chew your food!

>>10197354
Excuses, blaming others for your own problems, brainwashed into thinking there are more than 2 genders...

All parts of why Trump won. And thank god for that.

>>10187533
Held my breath for that one

>>10197400
crying is better than going down on your knees and sucking a crony capitalist's dick for 8 years while he fucks your economy all while you say "thank you". Honestly Trump is a genius, somehow convincing half the muricans that his policy profiteering correlates at all with their well-being. I feel sorry for you guys

>>10197441
>excuses
>blaming others for your own problems
>brainwashed

congrats, you just described your average rural republican

>>10197454
Yeah man I sure hate it when businesses FORCE me to buy their prod

oh wait it's socialists who force me to do things

uhh
RRRRREEEE I DESERVE FREE STUFF PAY MORE TAXES FOR MY ABORTION
haha wtf imwithher now xdddddd

>>10197466
Don't get me stated on Shillary. But Trump isn't forcing you to do anything lol. You're sucking his dick willingly and that makes it all the more sad. You're funding his empire while he fucks you in the ass. You guys were screwed either way tho, that's what happens with an uneducated voter population and a corrupt 2-party system

>>10197441
KEK! Making excuses and blaming others is most of what Trump and his supporters ever do.

>>10197466
> pretending that crony capitalism isn't a thing that exists
>summing up services being paid for through taxation with retarded memery

This is why everyone else in the world says America's mental healthcare and education system sucks dicks. And who have you got looking after things now? The poster-boy for narcissistic personality disorder is president, and Betsy 'accountability' DeVos on education. Good luck my dear yankee doodles.

>>10189687
you're right. should be more like trumpvoters.webm

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>>10197133

>>10197489
>>10197528
Are you even capable of original thought? Am I speaking to a robot? Are you unaware that you are the poster boy for histrionic personality disorder?

>>10183754
Silly old Roxy raye. Always using her ass as a lunch box. Doesn't she know babies come from there?
>>10184885
>>10184695
Cinnamon toast crunch fucks up the roof of my mouth. Imagine what i would do to a b-hole.
>>10184695
What the audible fuck? Source.

>>10197885
Sorry but you're trying too hard to troll, you're busted. Time to kill yourself

>>10197885
Not the same person, retard.

>>10191044
Murrica!

>>10197940
>>10197945
You're so bad at this senpai.
I really hope you're at least getting paid.

>>10195576
Sooo many questions. First off, what the fuck?
Second, why am i not surprised he's watching anime?
Those pillows are actually kind of expensive. Why does he need so many?
At first i thought the camera was on a stand, but i think its moving. Who's filming?

>>10197963
Still not the same person you walking cumstain.

>>10195829
Name?
>>10195843
Well Angels don't have belly buttons since they're technically never actually born. Thats just my two cents.

>>10197979
At least you've learned to wait more than a minute in between.
Shouldn't you be reading motherjones or something though instead of browsing through these problematic /gif/ threads?

>>10193604
ooooh fucking a

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>>10198013
Huff less paint little buddy, you're going to be putting stock in infowars articles soon if you don't slow down

>>10198048
2005 called, it wants its Inspect Element back.

>>10197972
Guy's name is melonpan he's rich as fuck and makes vids similar to this all the time

>>10198083
Nah

>>10189998
yeah if anything she should be laughing

>>10179454
that looks like it feels really good

>>10187533
It could be your mother

>>10191060
How can diet pepsi even compete.

>>10183558
Christ fuck me rigid what a time to be alive

>>10191060
>GoingBlackWithoutTheNiggers.webm

>>10186130
A vagina I cannot fap to! Still no wtf though.

>>10186164

One of the earlier gifs got me

This though,

What in the fuck
What in the fuck is wrong with some humans.

>>10188358
Bobbi Star jerks off big dick through Alysa's cavernous asshole
>cavernous asshole

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5857cff89d3d0

>>10192771
Safe to say this one won't reproduce.

>>10191566
officially lost to this. what the fuck.

anal obsession
http://motherless com/DACCCE7

>>10192749
This shit fake. The bitch is overreacting

>>10191519
fuck yeah mang

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>>10200341

>>10200341
Who's this bitch

>>10186164
If you're gonna do it go all the way

>>10187533
how to cure breast cancer

>>10191046
gotta go gotta go

>>10191060
After seeing one man one jar I was concerned it was gonna pop and tear her ass up

>>10191566
actually hot

>>10191060
>didn't open the bottle
0/10

>>10200893
>didn't open the bottle
Should have opened the bottle and dropped a Mentos from her uterus.

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>>10179459
I finally get to see how gummy bears are born.

>>10197145
I think it's from Grown Ups 2. God awful movie.

>>10200527
Uhhh.. Fuck. I cant think of it. Shes on chaturbate PRETTY fucking regularly. Just you know, casually stretching her asshole to ridiculous lengths. I'll post some of her shit later. I been meaning to edit it anyway.

>>10183558
imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this at the foot of your bed

>>10184897
>VOLTRON FORCE ASSEMBLE!

>>10184695
No vocal WTF but definitely closer than the tame fetish porn in the rest of the thread

>>10187519
for real though that makeup is pretty good for not leaving his dick red.

>>10183754
>told a couple of coworkers about this scene because we were talking about the fucked up things we have seen
>They have seen it too
>Every time I mention/say "Froot Loops" they want to puke

>>10187524
warranted an audible
"what in tarnation"

>>10191280
Women don't pee out of their vagina

>>10202225
You know how to use the internet, you have no excuse for being this ignorant on how genitals work.

>>10202262
I have a vagina and a urethra, they're separate holes. Definitely know how my genitals work.

Gotta say the back and forth between the triggered conservitards and the shitposting libtards was more entertaining then the actual thread. I'm worried I might be desensitized...

>>10202262
Retard

trump is an old meme

prove me wrong

>>10179453
please tell me she's jerking him off through her ass

>>10191060

I miss Veneisse. I wonder if she's still doing this shit?

I would kill to see her face. She has a banging hot body, but will never show her face.

>>10188219

Diamonds

>>10202225
>>10202297
>>10202365
And yet you seem to be completely ignorant of the existence of labia. Or you lack any form of intuition. Or you just didn't read.

>>10191282
looks like maggots

>>10202836
There's no way to stitch the labia to cover the urethra but still allow it to drain down below. Have you ever actually seen a vagina in real life.

>>10203015
You're thinking that the kind of barbarians who would hack off a clit would care about a lot of bleeding while they sewed the babymaker like a goddamned football, aren't you?

>>10203054
I never said anything about bleeding

>>10186130
reminds me of maggot girl

>>10203074
It's kind of a given where infibulation-type FGM is involved. Shit's so freaky that I didn't think it was real in the one photo I saw of it.

>>10186164
danny devito learns to masturbate

>>10197963
You HAVE to be the one getting paid, because nobody is retarded enough to actually believe what you are plugging

>>10184695
I fucking lost, god damn them droopy nipples.

>>10179453
Hi, OP. Just thought I'd share this story with you.

I'm 19,m, virgin, never really had a gf, made out with a couple of girls in my life, and each time the gap in time between girls kept getting smaller.

now i'm at the point where i think i am very good looking, i have an ok body, and after reading a ton on girl psychology and how to talk to and seduce women, i found this 16yo girl. she is pretty emotionally damaged and was very afraid that i would just "use" her, which i was planning on doing, but because she said that, i made sure to commit myself.

we were making out, i was fingering her, everything, then i found her a place to stay because she ran away from her orphanage, and we were gonna fuck bareback (i was unsure about that considering she had an abortion, was possibly pregnant again, and is a total whore who rarely fucks with a condom and also she used to do heroin, and she's barely 16), except i couldn't get hard. anxiety, tons of mixed emotions, scared of std's and everything else, i just couldn't get it up for whatever reason. we did everything else, but i guess i'm still technically a virgin because i never penetrated her.

anyway, she now spent a week away from me and she has an ex who she is also in love with, so i'm fairly sure she'll pick him over me even though objectively i am better in every single way and i'm sure she fell in love with me. gonna meet her again tomorrow. i've tried to text her but she's super indecisive and acts like a cunt, even though she is the one who made me commit. i have spent hours, depressed, lying on the ground, thinking.

i thought i was dead inside and potentially also impotent because i didn't have the internet (fucking ISP) for about a week and was too emotional to jack off.

anyway your mom made me cum buckets. one of my best faps ever. amateur+milf=god tier. i will remember her fondly.

i just really wanted to share my story and get this off my chest

we're all gonna make it, bros

>>10183558
so what's the story behind this?

>>10192783
winking like she's part horse

>>10200527
What are file names?
This should be her chaturbate com/sandrastarr/

>>10187533
she died for our sins

>>10197133
The next great copypasta

>>10204154
What fucking story could actually make that shit logical?

>>10203015
Retard alert. This is not true at all. It is painful how obvious you are a larping virgin actually. Go read an anotmoy chart of a woman's "vagina" and then never comment again for fear of further shame. The urethra is inside the "vagina".
>B-but the vagina doesn't includ...
Shut the fuck up you fucking retard it was obvious the term vagina was being used in a colloquial sense to indicate everything inside the labia.

It also seems that you lack a basic understanding of physics if you cannot figure out how a urine would be able to travel down a closed path to reach the only exiting hole possible. Kindly lurk more or fuck off.

>>10204623
I'm not looking for logic, I'm wondering where it was found.

>>10194500
>fuck america
>trump elected
>he's committing treason, this isn't constitutional
>and on that day every kindergarten teacher swooned, for trump had taught a nation of children not one, but two pieces of advanced third grade vocabulary

>>10191280
"muslim female circumcision" 98% of ME countries don't do FMG it's a pure african habit, the more you know

>>10191060
>GettingReadyForTheMovies.webm