Pixyteri

>>10032097
this is fucking shameful

based bbw

she seems so desperate

>>10032097
There is literally nothing attractive about her. Bad face, bad tits, bad ass, fat as fuck, looks like an idiot. How do you get off on this?

I find absolutely nothing redeeming about this. Nothing at all.

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>>10032137
thats my fetish

>>10032137
That's the appeal

Holy shit, is this that movie where Adam Sandler it's his own sister?

i really want to fuck her retard ass

>>10032137
Don't speak about the queen in this way

I need more, where does she post her stuff? Or where did you get these webm's from?

>>10032153
Well then, let me share my story with you. I was 22 years old, lived with my parents, and had a job delivering pizza. A girl I worked with, one day her sister came in to buy a pizza. I was at the register so I rang her up, we made small chat, whatever. Her sister was completely ugly. She was a lesbian, almost butch. Had a mohawk, literally between 20 to 30 piercings between her ears and her face, some extremely crooked teeth, and was kind of pudgy. Not BBW like the girl your posting, but still overweight.

Any ways, one day I'm down town at a Slick Idiot concert all by myself, you know cause I'm a cool guy that has a dead end job and lives with his parents, and I run in to her. So we chat a little bit but I'm not really going anywhere with it. She mentions she took a taxi to the show, we both live about 15-20 miles from down town, so I offer her a ride back home just to be nice cause there's no reason for her to spend $60 on a taxi if she doesn't need to.

The whole drive to her place, we're just talking about what kind of music we like and things like that. We honestly were not flirting with each other at all, it was just a friendly conversation. Well when I pull up to her house, I'm saying bye, maybe we'll run in to each again. I thought she was leaning in to give me a friendly hug but instead she started kissing me, like tounge and all and says "This is what you wanted isn't it".

So I'm thinking "wtf? ehh whatever, even if she tells other people I've got no friends any way so that means there isn't anyone that's going to make fun of me." So we're straight up making out for a few minutes straight, she then grabs my hand and places it on her boobs. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I've only made out with a girl once at a new years party when I was 18, never squeezed boob before. She was wearing a button up dress shirt. So after a few minutes of rubbing on her shirt, she unbuttons it and takes her bra off...

>>10032434


That's right, now I have some sweet hand on boob action. I'm still just kind of rubbing them and squeezing them. After all this she finally stops kissing me, pushes my hand, leans back and says "I want you to suck my tits". So it wasn't until this point that I really got a good look at her body. I told you she was a little pudgy. She had fat roll in her stomach, and then her two tits also just looked like fat rolls with some big ass nipples on them. This girl was not attractive but god damn I was the hardest I had ever been. So I suck her tits hard for maybe 5 minutes, then we make out a little bit more, and then she puts her bra back on a buttons her shirt back up. She squeezed my dick through my pants and then said goodbye.

Me and her ended up hanging out at least once every weekend probably for about the next year. She was a few years older (26 I think?) than me but also lived with her parents. We never dated, we were never boyfriend and girlfriend. We never had sex either cause she said she had herpes. But just about every weekend before I'd drop her off at home, we'd make out, she'd let me play with her tits, and after the 3rd or 4th time we hung out I whipped out my dick. She'd give me a handjob and I'd finger her. I never came though cause I don't know where all that cum would go when you're sitting in a car, and I can't come home with a mess on my shirt cause my dad always stayed up late.

I don't know what it is, but man I'd get so fuckin hard whenever we'd start kissing. The making out was great, her boobs felt great, and her pussy felt great. I just pretended like I was one of those guys in those BBW porns, like it was my job to please this girl. Like this girl is gross, but my dick is ready to shoot a load up her pussy. Maybe I got the ugly girl fetish too.

>>10032436
>never had sex cause she had herpes

She may be ugly but Im glad she is aware of herself and keeps her sexual partners safe.

>>10032483
True. I was a virgin at the time so I would not have turned her down if she didn't tell me that. But from what I understand, even with a condom since you're making skin-on-skin contact you can still catch the herpes. Man that would suck to get random cold sores on your balls.

One time she was considerably drunker than I was and asked me if I had a condom, and then mentioned that she used to let her boyfriend stick it in just a little bit, like just the head, when she was 20. She said she never had full-on sex with a guy before though, and her boyfriend from when she was 20 was the last guy she'd ever done anything with till me.

Idk, something was weird with her family, cause both her and her sister were lesbians. Her dad was a Jehovahs witness preacher or minister. I don't know if those are different things, cause I don't go to church.

Didn't she take all her videos down?

>>10032525
>Lesbian
>Willingly made out with anon, a man

>>10032581
True story sir. She said there's some kind of gayness scale, where 1 means you're totally straight and 10 means you're totally gay. She said she though she was like a 7 or 8 on that scale. Enough to do small physical stuff but not enough to go into a full blown relationship with a guy.

>>10032658
Then she's bisexual, man. You don't get to screw around with the opposite sex and still present yourself as a member of the gay club.

>>10032658
Nope, it's called the Kinsey Scale, brah; she's probably placing herself roundabout the 5 mark.

pixy is no longer fat but i would still not have sex with her

>>10033237
remember, her arms will always be "swollen from working out" and totally not badly shopped.

she seems to have lost weight and leave behind all that "Loli-desu" bullshit, good for her.

>>10033376
her latest photoshoots are all cosplay themed. she does seem to have lost weight tho.

Is... is she a fat trap?

MAN THE HARPOONS!

Anything recent of her? or at least a place I can get it?

Am I supposed to fap to this ironically?

>>10033218
If I wanted to get fuck by a retarded Jay Leno I'd change my name to Conan O'Brien.

>>10032097
She looks like a soggy bag of cheeseburgers.

>>10032097
Ol' coop from wet hot American summer TV show lookin ass

gonna fap to this tonight thanks!

>Think exactly what this nigga said
>'There is literally nothing attractive about her. Bad face, bad tits, bad ass, fat as fuck, looks like an idiot.'
>Watch this webm >>10032107
>Get that strange boner

Thats just how it is senpai. Sad but true.

>>10033702
>The movie was better and came first

>>10033583

Underrated post. My goddamn sides!

After doing a little digging i found that she actually lost a lot of weight and looks better. Issue remains that she still has a manface and absolutely does NOT know how to act or look sexy.

Its like she watched anime and thinks shit that is cute/sexy in anime translates 1:1 to real life.

>>10032153

Can you please explain this fetish.

>>10033962
sounds like perfect material for people on this site

I say this without any ounce of trying to sound edgy or even in a joking manner.

She looks absolutely like she has several mental handicaps battling it out in her head.

>>10032151
You haven't been here long enough

Oh god. I came into this thread out of curiosity and good lord is she repugnant.

>>10032153
Idk... I think there is something cute in her. You are on a good kink OP. Fuck the haterz.

How much to pet her?

>>10033245
Maureen Ponderosa?

post her pussy and asshole or pass

>>10034270
Special Kek

>>10032097
She smells like shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3np_lIL5D4

>>10032097

>female chris chan

Or as close as a female can get to being Chris Chan.

>>10032137
>>10032151

What's even more disgusting is she has fuck buddies. I believe the idea is she does some pretty fucking degrading and disgusting things they can't get anywhere else. Or are ashamed to ask anyone else.

If only she lost weight she would look so good she has nice hips a cleavage ffs.

This is the kind of shit that i'd fap to without even knowing why.

>>10034452
I feel bad for her and as fucked in the head i know she is it's never easy to see a girl being berated and crying but come the fuck on.

how is it difficult to shower. even right then if she just went to shower they'd stop yelling at her. i never understood people who hate it.

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>>10034645
imagine what her vagina smells

Nigga...

Why

>>10032683
As a former bisexual..the sexuality spectrum exists. I used to be curiosu about trans and shit but I had the experience and I was like nah im just fucked up from too much 4chan lol

>>10032137
Its a chick we woulf actually have a chance at despite not having an opportunity.

>>10032436
You're an idiot, herpes is transferred through saliva.

>>10033240
>>10032153
Is it bad I'd really give it to her? What the hell is wrong with me?

>>10034831
http://healthland.time.com/2012/08/09/why-stressed-out-men-prefer-heavier-women/

High cortisol.

>Pixyteri's sole hope for her financial future is to bag a handsome, wealthy, permissive husband. Due to her health issues stopping her from getting full time work she expects her husband to make enough money to fully support her as a housewife. Being a "housewife" in PT's mind consists of not doing any housework, traveling wherever she wants, eating wherever she wants on her husband's dime, and getting all the money she wants to cosplay and buy lolita dresses. This idea of a husband must also never look at porn, watch harem anime, act "perverted", ignore her to play video games, question her heritage, talk to other women, or show any signs of attraction to anything other that Pixy's luscious lumps. He must have a full time job, be handsome, at least 5'9", clean shaven at all times, and allow PT to express her sexuality however she wants.

This whale of a woman lives in my town! She tried working at my job even and failed miserably. Me and my co-workers frequently laugh at her. It's great.

>>10034831
I'm right there with you, I'd fuck the shit outta this goofy chubster.

>>10035889
what a sexy mammal

>>10033962
You also forget how since she thinks shes totally half-japanese she constantly uses brown contact lenses, when her eyes actually looks pretty.
She's also in her 30's now I believe, or at least close to it

>>10032436
>she had herpes
....so genital....or mouth...

where is TNB at

>>10032097
She looks like alfred molina in drag

>>10032803
Agreed. Used to work with a fat little black chick who said she was a lesbian. We used to hang around and check out the girls who came into our store and talk about how they looked.

One day she was telling me some story and at one point in it mentioned this guy she was hanging out with. I was only half listening till she said "... I mean, yeah, we fucked but anyways..." I said she had always said she was a lesbian. She said if a guy was attractive to her (a rare occurrence) she might sleep with him, but would never be in a serious relationship or have deep feelings for him like she might for a girl.

This is a girl who regularly went over time on lunch breaks going to booty calls at other girl's houses. I would agree there's definitely a sliding scale of gayness.

>>10033583
Yes. Repeatedly.

Many videos...
https://onedrive.live.com/?authkey=%21AKZR%2DXy6U293vAM&id=E9CEC6CECD3BA421%21108&cid=E9CEC6CECD3BA421

>>10034517
No amount of weight loss will help that incredibly manly looking face.

>no one posting the video where her mom yells at her for how bad she smells

>>10036095
fucking 90% of the american population has mouth herpes, how are there people who still don't fucking understand this

>>10033240
she actually has some pretty sexy hips

I fucked a chick like this once. Nothing redeeming about her physically at all.

But some of the best sex of my fucking life. She would do anything and everything I wanted, and did it with the passion and enthusiam of a zealot. I fulfilled nearly every fantasy with her and nothing I did made her want to stop.

Truly something every man should experience.

>>10033257
>INVADER LUM
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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>>10034452
Fuck boner lost

I don't expect anyone to believe me, but this chick is actually my first cousin. I haven't seen her since I was like 7 or 8 and she was about 13 because her branch of the family is estranged from everyone else due to her batshit insane mother (her 4 four sisters and their family's, one of whom is my mother). Never liked her much even back then. I was seriously fucking shocked a few years when I stumbled upon what she's been up to. What I wasn't shocked about though was that she grew up to be just as crazy as her Mom.

Still so fucking weird to see all this pseudo-porn of her, and even some of the actual porn of her. Surprised to see her mentioned here though.

>>10036754

Confirming this. There's a chick at work who's full blown overcompensating lesbo, but she's admitted if she was attracted to a dude, or was ''in a pinch'' she'd fuck a dude.

Maybe not for everyone, but I imagine the line is blurred depending on circumstance.

So I ran into this chick a long while back at some convention in Austin, hanged out with her and my GF at the time downtown for a few hours, had some drinks. Eventually got drunk.
She has fucking issues.
By the end of the night my lady and I are just feeling sorry for her, I mean like real bad. She's got some real emotional shit that eats her up bad or something but this girl needs some therapy. Like a lot of it, and thats something you cant get on medicaid in Austin, that takes money. So she's probably SOL.

>>10034670
>being so beta you actually fap to """women""" like this

I mean, I know I'm not going to land a fucking pornstar anytime soon, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to fap to the hot ones. Fapping to this girl is just setting yourself up for failure when it's as good as you think you'll ever do in life.

>>10038384
>and even some of the actual porn of her.
None of that exist, I looked. Just this teasing shit in cosplay.

what the fuck, this is the most disgusting shit I've ever seen, I have never posted on this fucking board cause I come here to fap but wtf is this shit

>>10038049
>What is HSV1 vs. HSV2

I hope you get HSV99999999999999999

>>10034452
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Holy fuck I actually gagged, that fucking man face.

>>10032097
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>>10035889
>>10036071

She really does look sooo japanese.... And you can see the lines from working out.

Seriously though shes still doing her sad thing? How old is she now?

This chick has always wanted to be cute animu grill. /cgl/ used to take the piss out of her back in the day.

>>10038450
Can you expand on this? Like what was it that made you pity her particularly?

In her defense she did manage to lose a lot of weight in recent years, she looks noticeably different from these pics.
Hopefully she also escaped from her shit-crazy mother. People like her and Chris-chan exist because of a monsterous, usually female parent.

>>10033589
kekk

>>10032097
This is so fucking cringy my dick cringed too.

At least she's enthusiastic and looks cheerful.

I can't imagine any of you little fuckers getting anyone enthusiastic and cheerful.

>>10032097
My boner just went in the opposite direction.....

>>10032683
Its not that simple, you can be sexually attracted to men but be pretty up for casual sex with either gender. I knew a girl who was a lesbian - she only ever dated women and is now married to a woman - but she slept with men sometimes when she was single because it was different. Shes not a slut or anything its just some people have less differentiation between different genders in terms of how attractive they find other people.

this almost feels like a sketch

like she's man who needs to pass on a woman and is in on the joke

this is like what I would do if my job was to honestly woo a man but she's being snarky about it

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>>10032153
I've nutted to this literally dozens of times

>>10032097
If she lost the weight, im sure shed go from a 3 to a decent 5.3

Holy crap, I remember this chick from years ago on /cgl/, she was pretty delusional and it was kinda sad.

Anyway, there are nudes of her out there. Happy hunting

>>10037660
I agre the face looks uglier than a car crash corpse.

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It bugs me that she never just plays with her tummy

>>10039053
proof?

>>10032185
Stuart, what'cha mad at, buddy?

>>10034652
stop.

>>10033998

this. has to be mentally challenged girl

>>10034862

If you cut out the anime crap this sounds exactly like my poor fuck miserable uncle's marriage.

>>10032097
Truly, the master race.

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>>10034452
Her mother has every right to be concerned and to express it so, as there is literally no reason for someone in her living conditions to shower regularly. There is no benefit to not doing it, and it's especially distasteful and disrespectful when living with others, including relatives.

Still, the manner in which her mother is berating her isn't doing any shred of good. Especially the yelling. It's only making her feel worse and more powerless. I'd know, my mother did the same shit over homework back in the day, and I hardly ever got it done as a result due to feeling too angry or too stupid to attempt it. It's how depression works. At least I kept myself clean though.

I mean, I get the anger completely and don't blame her mother for it. She's simply frustrated that her of-age daughter can't grasp the concept of hygiene.

God what a fucking mess she is. If she cleaned up her act, herself, and lost some weight, she'd be at least a five, and she'd be a lot healthier. She needs some hardcore therapy.

>>10032436
You're never going to get confident/good enough to get with this dream girl you have until you learn how to get this girl off. An ugly girl is gonna work twice as hard and will be forgiving of your lack of experience.

What do you mean "I don't know what it is but...".
Your dick doesn't care what she looks like if she's working it good. Get in there young man. You gotta be in it to win it.

>>10032097
This is the kinda shit that makes people drink themselves to death

>>10046207
Just google Pixyteri 2016, it's around there somewhere.

If you meant the other thing, PT's mother is one of those middle aged women obsessed with tanning in a salon and trying to force her children to tan. As for Chris, he started his tranny phase as soon as Bob died and has been gradually going more insane just living with himself and his mother.

>>10050801
If you think the tranny thing is where chris started going insane you should probably just sit on the bench and stop talking about things you don't know anything about.

>>10050704
I can only imagine the number of times her mother subtlety or politely talked about this with her.

That wasn't simple "fed up" screaming. It was the cries of a woman completely at her wits end.

You can only tell someone who smells like complete ass to shower so many times before you literally can't do anything but scream and push them into a tub

>>10050842
Very true.

For what it's worth, she's likely been pushing her daily for over a week. Body odor can really extend through rooms if it's let go like that.

aha wow shes from my hometown and i heard maybe 8 years ago that she had nudes and a camwhore name online but i cant believe someones still starting threads for her.

I worked in her town in 2015 and she was a cashier at home depot. she definitely came on to me and my coworker while we were there buying supplies from work.

she look like a psychopath..
i like it

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I mean her face is fuck'n weird, but not terrible.
I think body wise, she just needs a bigger, rounder, & jigglier ass. Until then she seems disproportional to me. Like, she's got thick thighs, nice sized tits, and a soft chubby belly. All she's missing is a big round ass. Not only would it complete her look, it'd raise her body's fuckability in my opinion. Like she'd be somewhere between a bbw and a pawg. Like a chubby pawg. My GOD she'd be stunning after that one small change
>gif related, she needs the kind of ass that's this shape (*or at least close to it*) and the size needs to be be big enough to balance off the rest of her

ITT newfags that don't remember pixyteri

too be fair there's not a huge crossover between here and /cgl/

she has a face like a truck driver

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Its like my brain keeps telling me its a dude but my dick is like nah bruh

>>10034452
reminder girls stink waayy harder than males
prob smell like seabass and vinegar in their

>>10034452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xxt6TjdRRg

>>10038450
She lives in Austin? I think I want to track her down and fuck her.

>>10036071
Why the fuck am I so hard right now?

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She actually looks ok now if she dressed and acted like a fucking normal person - she looks like how I imagine a sweet, heavier southern gal would look like. Like some gentle giant beefy dude's wifey or something.

>>10054225
Well shit, she really did clean herself up a bit. Shes a decent 5.5, which is great from where she originally was

>>10054225
jesus

so turns out she actually have self-esteem, if only a slightest bit, unlike Chris-chan

>>10032107
This is the only time she's ever showed her tits correct?

>>10032097
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>>10032104
This girl has Fragile X Syndrome:
http://www.slideshare.net/khalidmansour2/fragile-x-syndrome-52062630

>>10055748
This overdiagnosis thing is getting out of hand

>>10032137
bodies are easy to find. Sometimes one wants variety. It's really the "person" we're attracted to. A childhood crush or girl next door or whatever conditions our preferences. But after enough sampling the flavor turns bland. Just like BDSM or .. really any fetish. I'm personally not into her at present but I basically understand how anyone could get to the point of fapping to just about anything

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>>10055101
Uh you guys know those are pictures from when she was in her early 20's? They're old as fuck.