What will you do when you get your robot girlfriend?

why would you want a robogf when you can have a real gf

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>>62473890
why isn't a robo gf real, infact maybe its even more real than normal gf

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>fill out capchas all night so i can post on 4chan all day without filling out capchas
>search the internet at hyperspeed to find things i want to look at and recomend them to me
>accompany me in social situations and make them all run smoothly
>teach me art and other hobbies
>carry me to bed if i get sick

I'm gonna disassemble her like a notorious phreak every goddamn night, if you know what I mean.

>>62474033
you dont get a robo gf because you have a blackened twisted heart

>>62473875
Well she will be humanlike in touch on every part?

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>>62474125
yes

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>>62473875
But anon
I want to be the robot and do all this

>>62474035
>disassemble her
for real there's no way in hell i could resist dissasembling a mechanical humanoid, it just sounds so cool!!

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>>62473875
It will take a few decades until they're affordable and useful tho ;_;

>>62473875

I would unironically make her my programming teacher. I'd get insane coding skills and then we could program our robot children together..
(｡‿｡)"


>>62473890

Try something like..

>"Hey babe, I had a real tough day. I love you, but for now could you please STFU, make me a sandwich and bring me a beer?"

..and you'll see the difference.

>>62474182
>..and you'll see the difference.
your gf will actually understand you instead of telling you the weather?

>>62473875
>>62474133
In that case. Hugs, fugs and mosly massages.

>>62474202
>Your gf will actually understand you

Except if she had a bad day too. Now YOU become the little bitch who make a sandwich and do everything around the house while she scream at you about how worthless you are

But she said sorry so it's alright guis

>>62473875
how can 3DPD ever compete?

>>62474159
She can't resist disassembling you either!

>>62474228
you misogynists will find any excuse to justify your involuntary celibacy.

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>>62474233
lol

>>62474202
robo gf has superior mental facaulties than 3d, but will probably make you a sandwhich anyway just because she loves you so much

>>62474202

>spot the virgin

>>62473875
mod a dick on her

>>62474248
I have a girlfriend you faggot but don't make me believe that in your world everything is perfect and everyone understand you all the time

It's a complex world, not one of your fantasy you dumbass. My girlfriend understands me and I understand her but sometimes the world is more complex than black and white.

>>62473875
>Write computer programs for me
why even live?

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>>62474299
anon theres no way your gf can compete with a robo gf specifcally designed by super intelligent Ais to be litteraly perfect

>>62474310
i mean we'll develop them together as a team

>>62473875
Household only; she's free to do as she wishes in the rest of the time. If she wants to come along with me to do things, that's fine, or if she wants to drag me around, that's fine, too.
Robots have feelings and rights.

>>62474250
>because she loves you so much
you robot gf doesn't love you. After a few updates she will demand more and more things until she divorces you and gets assigned to a new partner.

>>62474337
>literally citing her
kys

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>>62474337
my robo gf is FOSS and we audit the code together so we know nothing like that will happen sorry

>>62473875
What will you do now that she is doing everything for you?

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>>62474400
we will share our lives and go on adventures both real, emotional, and intellectual!

>>62474369
>FOSS
lmao she is literally a slut then.

>>62474701
delet!

>>62474701
beats being a proprietary whore

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>>62473875
I'll set her free, so if she leaves me, and she probably will then I will learn for sure that to be loved is not meant for me.

>>62474821
she's already free by design and she definitely loves you!

>>62474821
FeelsBad, anon-kun. I hope you meet the one one day.

>>62473890
BECAUSE BRUH LIKE

EMOTIONS AND SHIT

>>62473875
>>62474001
>>62473921
>>62474133
>>62474250
>>62474315
>>62474369
>>62474441
I want Asuha as a robot imouto

>>62474821
At least get a refund

>take out $120,000 in loans for your perfect 2d robo gf
>dont even technically own her, technically its a lease
>leaves you after a month
>no refund

>>62474170
Century at leasy

>>62473875
Gonna de-botnet her, then full diagnostic, install some addons... Many shit to do

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>>62473875
This reminds me of that doujin where the guy rescues a girl robot from the scrapyard and then it turns out to be a trap sexbot.

>>62475313
>install some addons
Kek

>>62475336
post name

>>62475336
Without "trap" this doujin sounds really interesting.

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>>62476302
>>62476660

https://exhentai.org/g/432246/eca09f2673/

youre welcome

>>62475336
this one was pretty fun, the guys combat mech AI gets put in a loli sexbot with impregnation functionality.

https://exhentai.org/g/1101635/6cac22a8c7/

>>62473875
>have your robogf do everything
Why keep you if your robotgf is just better ?

>>62473875
I would command her to suicide.
Would be funny

>>62474701
btfo

>>62474717
>tfw the EULA of your sexbot contains a cuckolding clause

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>>62476805
Dat Plot

>>62473875
Why is her show so fucking trash?

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>>62477287

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>>62477287

>>62477287
Right in the feels