Defend this idrones

You can't.

iToddlers BTFO

>>62471054
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is The Cop Gonna Face ID Your iPhone Hahahaha Nigga Just Look Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>>62471054
that's not going to work though

>>62471054
What if niggers or asians try to use facial recognition? They all look the same.

>>62471054
they can already tell them to put their finger on the reader if they want the case thrown out of court

>>62471054
> I CAN'T AFFORD THESE HIGH-END APPLE PHONES, LAPTOPS AND IMACS
> I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED ONE AT THE STORE LET ALONE USED ONE YET I'M MAD AT THEM
> I'M SEVERELY DEPRESSED AND MAD AT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS
> I'M OUT OF MY AUTISM PILLS TODAY BECAUSE MY ANXIETIES AND MENTAL ILLNESS ARE PREVENTING ME FROM LEAVING MY MOM'S BASEMENT
> I'M NOW SHIFTING ALL THE HATE TOWARDS THINGS I CANNOT HAVE
> I BETTER MAKE ANOTHER THREAD ON AUTISM /g/ENERAL FORUM ABOUT IT SO I CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE MY LIFE IS
> I KEEP ON POSTING BULLSHIT MEMES BECAUSE IT'S ALL I CAN DO. JUST LOOK AT THE ARCHIVE AND MD5 OF MY POSTS TO SEE THE LEVEL OF MY ILLNESS
> PS: SOMEONE PLS KILL ME BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO DO IT MYSELF
> PPS: PLEASE! MY FAMILY IS SICK OF ME AND WANTS ME GONE. JUST HELP ME END IT ALL
the post

>>62471822
>WHOA A PURE IPHONE HATE THREAD? OH MY GOD I MUST RESPOND TO IT IMMEDIATELY
>FUCK LAGDROID EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T TRIED IT AT ALL
>LOL MY LIFE IS SHIT SO I MUST REPLY TO EVERY SINGLE IPHONE X HATE POST
>GOD I HATE HAVING TO WORK AT A SHILL CENTER GETTING 3 CENTS AN HOUR
>I I SHIFT MY RAGE TOWARDS THINGS THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOOD
>ALL I CAN DO IS COPY PASTE THE SAME BULLSHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU FAGS GET IT
>PS GET ME OUT OF HERE
>PPS PLEASE DO IT. THE SHILL COMPANY IS HOLDING ME CAPTIVE
the post

>>62471054
Doesn't work. You can just keep you eyes closed. The other inmates will refer to you as Winky, but your phone is safe.

>>62471289
Kek

>>62471822
>>62471834
HHHHHUUUUUURRRRRRR DDDUUURRRRR IM SO FUCKING RETARDED LMFAOWTFBBQWTBQTGFNOW

>>62472097
are you having a stroke?

>>62471054
>implying normies won't just set a passcode anyway and ignore like 90% of the """new""" stuff on the X
Hardware upgrades are basically software upgrades to normalfags nowadays

>>62473571
facial recognition is software

>>62471807

In Norway they can do this, legally.

>>62471822
>>62471834
>>62472097
the absolute state of /g/
If if the ride was possible to get off from I would do that years ago.

>>62471054
>not wanting an animated poop emoji to imitate your voice

>>62471289
lmao nice

>>62471834
new pasta?