Brilliant ideas thread #1

Why does she wear pig ears?

>>62463625
that's not actually a bad idea at all

>>62463625
op u need jesus

>>62463625
nah, make it so it only works if you get (you)'s

>>62463769
See what happens first, you getting an orgasm or you getting banned for shit posting. either way you win.

>>62463625
I would be that dildo to notify you about the latest posts.

Yes it's totally possible.

Post butt.

That's gay.

>>62463625
Modify it so that it vibrates if you get (you)s

Sounds to me like you need a real dick in your butt.

>>62463968
see
>>62463794

>>62463896
Wanting anal sex isn't homo, but most bitch is total idiot in pleasing a man with their hand.

kinda related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1sXuHnf_lo

>>62463625
Great idea, but make it do this for (You)'s only and see how people start whoring for them even more.

>>62464205
At least it would make whoring for (You)'s actually logical
Unlike it is now, just a pathetic excuse

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>>62463794
>orgasm
How?

>>62464140
It's not gay at all, men are just better at sex

>>62464811
>he doesn't finger his p-spot

>>62464868
I have IBS.

>>62463625
you're living the life dude. i should start doing that

>>62463625
do you happen to wear programming socks as well?

>>62466376
Fuck no, I'm not gay.

>>62463625
>I mostly sit behind my computer with one in my butt anyways
>not gay
Choose one.

>>62466519
>getting pleasure from rectal stimulation is gay
What the fuck are you smoking, faggit?
You never had a chick stick his finger in your butt while blowing you?

>>62466679
>his

>>62466679
>>62466770
my fucking sides

>>62463625
Even better, how about smartphone notifications? We have smartwatches, why not smartbuttplugs?

>>62463663
it's a shitty pair of cat ears because for whatever dumb reason her nickname is shironeko.

>>62468381
You mean shirobuta.