>mom systemctl disabled the semen.daemon

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>girl I've a crush on got a new ssl certificate

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>>62451700
>oneitis is under the BSD license

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>grandma licensed her cookies with the JSON license

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>Brother transferred all the CSS for my complex website to inline

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>mom used the bluetooth vulnerability recently made public to hack into my phone and find out that i've been sharing muh dick with women who aren't her

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>girl in class wont let me audit her previous relationships

>tfw before you got to commit your code to your gf's repo, an uncountable number of other guys have committed undocumented spaghetti code to it

>my mum got me a new programming socks

>>62455517
this happened to me too
god damn it, im sure shes hiding some shady botnet feature there
she says its "lightweight and trustworthy" but the binary is like 3GB

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>sister keeps hacking my seedbox to torrent incest porn

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>brother recomputed the base encryption hash

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>>62451599
>camgirl I have a crush on let her ssl certificate expire

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>only threeway i ever had was a tcp threeway handshake

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>sister found the pentesting tools

>grandma changes my CD pipeline