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I deliberately make my code unnecessarily complex and difficult to understand, so that my boss needs me for this job. I add redundant options and code, and non explicit comprobations and checks.
My comments are not scarce, yet not helpful, and sometimes even misleading
The indentation is clear, maybe often too much of it.
But I'm subtle at it; so that my colleagues can't be sure about it. Some guy even told me he realizes how smart I am when reading my code. Poor boy.
I pity those who will have to debug it.
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In my Uni one of our lecturers recommend we do exactly this, I reckon it's pretty common
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>>62446736
When I take over your job I will do nothing but refactor(delete) your code for 4 yrs straight, thx bro
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>intentionally writing unreadable code
OOP already does this for you, OP.
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>>62447042
YEEEAHHH
I fucking love OOP
You can make things as unnecessarily complicated as you want; and you are still seen as a good programmer.
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>>62446736
>have intro to programming in uni
>this is the first thing they said to do if we want to have our job after the initial development is done

Why is it so hard to take pride in your work and not be punished for it in this day and age.
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>>62446898

>This is the kind of people who write most of the code that runs on everyday consumer grade garbage.

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