I am a cybercrime investigator, ask me anything.

>>62429639
ok
investigate me
ive said some cyber things...

>>62429639
Give cases where you catch a criminal. Like, give details how you track one.

How about you fuck off and solve some "cybercrime"?

>>62429639
Shouldn't you be working?

>>62429653
Hahaha you are very funny goy. Have an upvote funny goy

>>62429639
what is the ratio of niggers vs crackers in your cases?




>:^)

>>62429666
How about you fuck off and let the dude make a decent thread on /g/you fucking piece of shit

>>62429665
We monitor many of the so called underground economy boards and run some ourselves, both on tor and the clearnet.

>>62429683
I am a euro, so niggers aren't really that much of an issue (yet)
But eastern euros and russians are a huge number.

>>62429736
so niggers arent gud with camputers?
also, busted any gypsies performing online crimes?

>>62429704
So you catch blackhat selling passwords and stuff like that? If true goodspeed, let the warez people be though

>>62429639
Favourite fetish porn
How many times you Jack off per week average to it

>>62429704
And to elaborate on this, big(ish) data is actually an important piece of identifying criminals online, even if they use tor or vpn.Most people do not join the scene as pros, in the beginning they often make mistakes like clear IPs, email addresses that can be traced to them, stuff like that. So we have algos that groups the known info from underground and cleaweb sources and tries to find relationships back to older identities.
Also we can query us agencies about their data, they have a fuckton of it and can get all related user information from a lot of big services, like Instagram and so without the need for warrants

>>62429857
Spooky

>>62429639
do any of your operations relate to 4chan

>>62429857
do you often look at browsing habits? what type of legal permissions are needed for looking at things like search history, etcet?

>>62429857
could you name a few programs that will send user behavior to you?

>>62429995
We don't save browsing history here, wouldn't really work with https anyways. Not sure about the us. We can however request your user data from the services you use, for example facebook. They often save your entire history for monetizing purposes

>>62429951
Its probably getting crawled for certain trigger words, but not live monitored. I doubt its of much use anyways.

List your skill set and proficiency in them n/10

>>62429639
what are the crimes you investigate the most often? what would you say the overall rate of prosecution is, as a percentage of crimes investigated?

>>62429639
name, birth date, address, mothers maiden name, social security #?

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>>62430501
Hello CIA, repressing any disturbed behaviour lately?

>>62429639
what the deal with the onion drug shops? are they all compromised now?

>>62429639
which browser should i use?

>>62430660
Not the ones the agencies have zero days for.
Sadly there is no way of knowing this

>>62429639
What threat feeds do you use? We're coming off soltra edge, for MS-ISAC excel spreadsheets and I'm ready for death

>>62430433
You are pretty much only at risk if you are a big seller, we only go after individual buyers when its about firearms. But of course surprisingly many darknet drug sellers keep a buyers.xls on their desktop, so of course it can lead to follow up cases
Generally we take whoever we can identify, doesn't really matter the exact crime

>>62429666
What will you do when in 10 minutes you get a telephone call to step outside with your hands in the air?

My recommendation: no sudden movements.

>>62429639
>ask me anything
Real question: how easy is it to obtain personal data WITHOUT court order in your country?

>>62429639
>>62429639
How many years in forensics and what textbooks did you use/ what's hot right now?

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>>62429639
If you're real, how would you approach apologizing for hacking an international, though niche-scale tech business?

>>62432656
My bet is they can obtain all of it but can't use most of it in court

>>62434447

Cucked by the judge. Ruins own case.
Yea be careful with that.