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>java
Overly verbose shit that runs like PUBLIC STATIC VOID FINAL molasses and eats memory like it was nothing. Enterprisey af.
>C
Fast and powerful but responsible for all the fucking security breaches because of shitty coders
>C#
Like C, but slower and with more Microsoft
>Go
All the fun of C with all the bureaucracy of Java. Get used to typing "if err :=" because you'll need it every other fucking line.
>Ruby / NodeJS
Web meme language that's slowly dying
>Python
Respectable, ubiquitous, but too fucking slow. No real multithreading because muh gil
>Perl
A write only language
>Lisp (Common) / Guile
GNU meme language
>Erlang / Haskell
Neckbeard language that's not used for anything in the real world
All languages suck, especially yours. Prove me wrong.
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You forgot to mention that the mascot for GO is cute
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>>62412880
what the fuck are you trying to say anon? C is the only language worth learning?
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Funny how you skipped over C++. Also, if you're gonna cover meme languages, why not Rust?
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>JS dying
Check job descriptions
>Python no multithreading/-processing
What is CUDA
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>>62412880
What about scala?
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>>62412880
what the fuck does common lisp have to do with GNU? the latter wasn't even born when the former was specced
Also
>Erlang
>not used for anything
you might think twice about that statement when sending your next whatsapp/telegram/anything XMPP-based message or while making a mobile phone call
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>>62412880
you're retarded. a thread died for this garbage. kill yourself.
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>>62412975
as good as cuda can be it's more limited than CPU multithreading and a bitch to write code to
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>>62412880
>Ruby
>Web meme language
I wish
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>>62412880
>>C#
>Like C, but slower and with more Microsoft
Oh dear...
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>>62412880
>>C#
>Like C, but slower and with more Microsoft
Stopped here because it's clear you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
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>>62412880
>shitty coders
Everyone is a shitty coder.
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>>62412880
where is pascal/turbo pascal/ object pascal / delphi
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>>62412880
>C#
>Like C, but slower and with more Microsoft
Lol. I'm not about to take opinions from a fucking retard.
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>>62412880
Python doesn't support threads? You need to research a lil more man. There's more in the pythonverse than the standard lib, e.g. Celery, @async funcwraps, so much tech for heavy computing
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>>62412975
I was about to get tilted by the CUDA reference here, and then I realized this must be bait. OP may be a faggot, but at least he properly identified the GIL as a problem.
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>>62414982
In flour mills, industrial plants. Source: my grandpa, an industrial programmer
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>>62412880
>enterprisey is valid criticism
>shitty "coders" is valid criticism
>Microsoft is valid criticism
>calling something a "meme" is valid criticism
>lack of usage is valid criticism
Great bait, would subscribe for more.
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>>62412880
>C having security probz
google stack canary man, we've solved overflows
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>>62415175
Function pointers and other data structs can still get pwnxz0rs
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>>62412880
Tcl programmer here.
-minimalisic
-easy to learn
-readable
-find any flaws
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>>62415211
>implying application security isn't complex
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>>62412880
>implying I'm going to read that
kill you are're selve
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Elm is literally perfect.
Try to prove me wrong
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>Ruby
>Web meme language
Ruby is a scripting language. Rails is for web dev.
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