Face it, you'd buy one if you could afford one.

Holy shit mods do your fucking jobs!

There's so much I could spend a thousand notes on

>>62401731

No, I would buy one if we could already buy them.

Perfect phone!

>>62401745
what kind of retarded delusional world do you live in that you think posting helps?

report the thread and move on. the only people who see your bitching are other users on /g/. the only way mods can do their job is if you report the fucking thread.

I like my SE, though. I want my phone to be phone sized, not a tablet.
And honestly once I've ran this phone into the ground I'm switching over to Android. Getting sick of Apple's shit.

>>62401731
If it was running android.

>>62401762
I know how the site works fucktard

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>>62401731

eat shit.

>>62401781

Why are you even complaining about a technology thread on a technology board?

>>62401731
Apple won't even say what the battery size is

Because it is trash

>>62401806
Troll me once...

>>62401794

>those dual bezels

Disgusting. iPhone X is far superior.

>>62401731
If I wanted to spend more money on a phone, I'd wait and buy Pixel 2. iOS is deprecated after Android 4.4 due to its limited use. Now I use cheap Alcatel but I thinking of buying Xiaomi because I need gyroscope and probably magnetometer to develop something for VR/AR.

>>62401731

I'm going to get one. I can barely afford it.

>>62401794

Do you realize that's Photoshop, dumbass?

>>62401868

>I'm not poor
>I use an Alcatel, but my life's dream is to be able to afford a Xiaomi

Android povvos are just sad.

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>>62401794

BTFO

>>62401731
If I were retarded enough to spend so much on a phone of all things, I'd get a Note 8 instead. It has a headphone jack, and no screen tumor.

>>62401812

Because Samsung lies and Scamms everyone about the battery capacity.

They tell the battery LIFE.

>>62401916

>Claims to have bezeless phone
>Covered in fucking bezels.

Android plebs. When will they learn.

>>62401897
I'm poor. I can't work full time now, I'm advancing my skills in computer vision and related subjects to move to England from Russia. Even if I wasn't poor, I'd buy Pixel because Android is more flexible and not limited in usage.

>>62401918

"It has an headphone jack"

Yes, because Samsung doesn't have decent AirPods

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>>62401916

>>62401949

>I'm too poor to afford an iPhone.

I know. That's what I said. You would buy one if you could afford one.

>>62401731
I would buy the 8plus desu

>>62401745
What rule is this thread violating, you stupid fuck?

>>62401963
Do you have problems with ability to read? I'd buy Pixel if I could afford iPhone.

>>62401731
Smartphones are for nigger faggots. Get lynched, sopping cunt.

>>62401990

>I'd buy a pixel for a third of the cost of an iPhone.

Then you couldn't afford an iPhone, could you?

>>62401781
you were doing a terrific impression of a newfag who doesn't, though.

>>62401731
>Face it
Federighi didn't

>>62401731
Apple is all sales & marketing and no actual tech improvements. They would rather make American engineers find out how to lighten black and Asian faces because they deserve to be white rather than make something beneficial for mankind like an SOS button or whatever.

>>62402051
I can actually afford an iPhone even iPhone X, it's just too insane for me to spend money on a phone which is useless for my purposes. The only interesting thing is IR depth sensor to play with but I'd rather wait it in Android.
http://news.mit.edu/2016/phone-based-laser-rangefinder-works-outdoors-0325

Fuck off already iPajeets

>>62402137
oh woah guys we should pack it up and head home. someone is upset.

>>62402111

>I....I can afford the iPhone X I...I just want to wait for android

Poooooooorrrrrrrr

>>62402137

>Doesn't want to discuss technology on a technology board

Face it, the most advanced phone in the world has just been released. I imagine that it will be spoken about quite a bit for the next few days.

>>62401975
spam

>>62402148
Yes, I'm poor, iPhone is expensive for my incomes but affordable with efforts. Money isn't what stops my from buying. iOS is very limited, Android is more open and interesting in terms of API. Thus I'd prefer Pixel if iPhone costed for me as a chick phone.

>>62401731
I've bee saving money for a long time for this for this day. Long hours of sweating and crying, pillaging about, getting by to dream of the eventful day where my unworthy hands would be in possession of this device. I can barely type correctly just thinking about the moment I have this Apple iPhone X for daily usage. My heart is pounding as I type this.

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I'm thinking about buying a Shiba Inu puppy for $900

Would you rather get the new iPhone or a Shiba Inu dog?

>>62402232
The Shiba will last longer

>>62402198

>Yes I'm poor
>Doesn't own an iPhone

Jesus Christ you moron, I know. Saying your poor and then explaining you don't have an iPhone is redundant.

>>62402232

>Thinks a puppy costs $900

Then there's insurance. Then there's food. Then there's the time you spend walking it etc.

The sensible thing to say would be

>I'm about to get a Shiba Inu and an iPhone X

>>62402279
>insurance

what

>>62402279
>Thinks an iPhone costs $900
Then there's a case, then there's charge cables because they constantly break, then there's dongles etc.
The sensible thing to say would be
>I was gonna buy an iPhone X, but then I just got an android for 400 bucks and put a down payment on a car instead

no I would spend my $1000 on other stuff

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A new phone is literally the last thing I would spend money on. I feel 0 hype for the new iPhone or new Samsung whatever. It's all the same shit anyways with small unimportant differences. Any mid range phone will have a good vibrant high resolution screen, decent processor, enough RAM and storage (+microSD). Seriously what does this phone offer that is worth x3 the price of a mid range phone? Why do you need all this high-end hardware for messaging, webbrowsing and selfies?

>>62401731
>If you could afford it
It is 1000$ not 100000$ so why shouldn't any one with a decent job afford it?
Are you poor?

And no, i don't like iOS and can get pretty much the same features and a phone that fits my needs better for less than the half of 1000$.

>>62402264
Thank you for expounding it for me. I knew that iPhone consumers demonstrate their technical ignorance and their inability to spend money carefully.

Face it, you have down syndrome.

>>62402308

>Doesn't have pet insurance

If that thing gets sick that will cost fucking thousands bruv. Insurance, you pay a bit each month and if they cover vet bills in the event you need to see them.

>>62401731
>Not android
>I hate apple for some reason
>In my country Apple users are tech illiterates who achieved nothing in life and gets payed a little bit more than minimum wage

>You (I) would buy it
Yeah, no.
There's no chance I would use any apple product. Even if someone would pay me double amount of money this phone is worth, I wouldn't use it.

I have some standards.

>>62402319

>He needs to put deposits on cars

Android povvos are the worst. But your iPhone X, then buy a car. Same day. With cash.

no if i bought an iphone i would buy an iphone 8 plus that doesnt have that thing at the top

>>62402342

This whole post reeks of poverty.

>>62402356

>and can get pretty much the same features and a phone that fits my needs better for less than the half of 1000$.

And so speaks the android povvo

>>62401731

Not that anyone will believe me because 4chan is shitpost central, but I work in marketing for Apple and word around is that the new facial recognition software has issues recognizing black faces and differentiating between Chinese men.

A lot of us are worried it's going to start a shitstorm.

>>62402425

>I have some standards.

Read

>I have no money.

>>62402477
This is typical iPhone user in my country.
>Gets iPhone with 2-3 year payment plan
>To show off how "rich" one is

Yeah, apple products areva status symbol.
That's why poor people likes it so much.
That's why it's popular among ones who has more money than rational thinking.

Would if it had headphone jack

>>62402459
Spending more for less only for brand and status is actually what poor and dumb people do

>2/10 because i replied

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>>62401731
Not a single regret.

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>>62401731
I wouldn't take one for free.
Go get a real job you greasy shill.

>>62401731
Why did they steal the Essential phones Design?
Should have copied the xiaomi mi Mix instead.

>even Chink Design is now better than Apples

>1000$
>could afford

Hello 12yr old poorfag who needs cheap retarded status symbols

>>62402679
typical peenoise

>>62401731
Nope, i still would buy xiaomi. Even if i could afford 3 IphoneX

>>62402477
My standard is emulators and freely replacable theme

>>62401731
>being an adult
>unable to afford €1200

Nice try.

>>62401731
>no headphone jack
>no wireless charging

Nope, sorry. If I am to spend 1k USD on a phone it better fucking have every single feature I'm looking for in a phone. Appel dropped the ball, again.

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>>62402893
>he got cucked into phone insurance

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I'd never buy a phone with shit design like this.

>>62402417
or you could just fucking save the money you would have spent on it monthly just in case.

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>>62403046
It has wireless charging and a headphone jack you philistine

>>62402428
>he pretends he's wealthy on the internet.

if you don't put a payment on a car you're fucking retarded and wasting money monthly.

>>62403103
if you pay monthly for a car you're fucking retarded and wasting money monthly, same if you rent instead of own your residence. i'll never understand android povvos

>>62403093
it does not have a headphone jack it has a lightning port. the industry standard is not lightning.

>>62403130
It's a jack that you can use headphones with, it's a headphone jack. Sorry you're autistic.

>>62401731
I can afford one, its just a waste of money.

>>62403113
paying monthly for a car is how you own it, not everyone who does so is leasing. its the same with paying a monthly mortgage you fucking imbecile, you'll understand this when you no longer have access to mommy's credit card.

stop pretending now.

>>62403146
it has a jack that requires a dongle and can not be used while charging.

you can plug headphones into a lot of things with a dongle, it doesn't make them headphone jacks.

pointing that out isn't autism.

>>62401731
If I could afford one iPhone X ($1,149), I'd buy: ONE good PC ($500), ONE Xiaomi Redmi Note 4X ($150), ONE Xiaomi Mi Notebook Air 12.5' ($500).

>>62401731
Define "afford".

Because I'm not dropping $1k on a phone when I can get similar features on a used copy of the older version that's made by the same company.

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>>62402232
I choose the doggo

>>62401731
Face it, you'd be angry too if you made a few mediocre improvements to an already overpriced product and then had to resort to calling people poor to get them to sell

>>62401731
I can afford it, but why would I still buy it?
Buying a laptop worth $1150 will last me for years.
I don't use phone for taking pictures, I have a high quality Olympus Compact for photography needs.

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>>62401731

>>62403090
But it's generally the case that you spend far less on insurance than you might potentially claim ( if your dog gets doggy cancer or whatever) for the piece of mind that if something does happen you've made dramatic savings.

You understand insurance is a common thing taken out by most sensible adults right?

>>62403257
Good choice, bud!

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>>62403171
>it has a jack that requires a dongle
umm sweetie

>>62401812
At least I can change the battery on my s5 without going to a store or buying soecialized tools.

>>62403476
Meant for
>>62401812

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>>62403171
>Using your phone while it's charging

>>62401756
Youre not shilling hard enough!

>>62402148
> iPhone is good because its expensive

>>62401731
Yah poorfag unfortunately

>>62403146
iToddlers confirmed for retarded

>>62401941
>bezels
People have zero fucks to give about bezels.

>>62402198
Dont argue with shills

>>62403761
t. andropovvo

>>62401731
Honestly, I'd buy something important. Like food.

>>62401731
If I could I'd buy a MiniMoog you dumbfuck shill

>>62402232

>Shiba Inu
>not border collie/golden retriever/ poodle/pomeranian

Stop being a weeb.

>>62403359
Now connect these to a computer.

>>62401731
And I will, when it goes on sale.

still using the 6 and am in great need of an upgrade. wouldn't mind getting the X but ffs 64GB for $999 like wtf? should be atleast 128

>>62401949
Pixel is the biggest garbage of them all though

>>62402093
What phone really has tech improvements? Phones have been stagnant for. A while

>>62402198
> doesn't want to be apples bitch
> wants to be Google bitch

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>>62401731
Please, prove that there are more people buying iphones than there are leasing\contracting them.

>>62405634
>buying thing is different from buying thing
fuck off king autism

>>62405699
oh yes, i can feel the but-hurtness of somebody living above his possibilities and diving deep into debt. LOL, enjoy your life as slave.

Nope and I'm a non-immigrant Swiss

>>62401731
I'd buy it if it had an unlocked bootloader and custom ROM support from the manufacturer.

>>62401731
I don't really care for phones or Apple products, so I'll pass. Also, pretty much everyone here could afford one if they really wanted.

I probably will buy one. I really really like it. 1st iphone so exicted.

>>62401731
Tell me, can you even download a torrent on iPhone without getting your warranty revoked (jailbreak)?

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>>62402232
>le meme doggo xDDD

stop being a retard and buy a proper dog

>>62401731
Nope. I have the iphone SE. Best bang for your buck. Ill wait till it gets upgraded.

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>>62401731
Eh no, actually I am waiting for the yotaphone 3 to replace my yotaphone 2.
But I guess I am a rare breed.

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>>62406023
>literal niger colour

get a nurenogi
has the best meat

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>>62406036
Really hoping for SE2 to be released around march 2018.

The Taiwanese manufacturer that built an SE production line in India has been expanding its capacity, so I can't imagine Apple to just drop the SE concept, since it's their strategy to get a hold of that market.

a $400 SE2 with an A10 would be an instant buy for me.

>>62401954
>AirPods
>Decent

Who are you kidding? Unless if AirPods reach parity with the likes of IEM such as Shure, Ultimate Ears or Westone's entry products, I would still conclude that you kid only yourself with that statement.

>>62401954
>Yes, because Samsung doesn't have decent AirPods

First of all AirPods aren't a thing. It's a name Apple gave to a thing. Names made by Apple aren't automagically added to the dictionary. Now stop being a faggot.

Second, Samsung hasn't got decent wireless ear buds because none of these are decent. They are all shit. Doesn't matter which brand.

>>62406120
>has the best meat
Fuck you, asshole.

>>62401934
What do you mean? Samsung hasn't been fair about battery capacity? Those batteries look pretty normal for their capacities to me, fa.m

>>62406099
I always wanted one. Where can I buy it outside rusland? Aliexpress?

>>62406520
Everyone has his own criteria when selecting an animal. Who are you to judge.

>>62406544
you can buy the yotaphone2 on ali and even on gearbeast, but If I were you I would wait for december for the new model, the sanapdragon 800 is an oven, and the battery is small for today standards.

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>>62403015
A good conscientious adult wouldn't blw such money on a Fisher Price toy

>>62401817
The side bezels on the 8 are smaller than any of the bezels in X

>>62403079
Hardly. If I break my screen once a year, it paid for itself.

>>62401731
I already own a better original one. It's called an S8+. Say hi to daddy.

cant wait for the jewtubes guys to drop a grand on the phone only to break it in the next 10 min
they would prolly get enough likes to get the money back but that is 1 less ugly phone in circulation

>>62401745
/thread

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Why would anyone willingly buy an Apple device and enter into that locked down, unfriendly, closed ecosystem? As if that wasn't bad enough, you'd have to pay over $1000 to imprison yourself into that nightmarish situation knowing that you will be a slave to one of the worst pieces of software ever written - iTunes.

I would buy a Samsung S8 or Note 8 over any Apple device. In fact, there isn't a single thing about any Apple phone that is an improvement on a Note 8.

>>62401731
I can easily afford one, I just don't want one. I don't waste my money on overpriced consumer Instagram toys, and there are better android phones that are far more useful for much less anyway.

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>>62401916

Lol apple

>Buy one

You mean buy a contract, no one buys a phone

>>62402148
there u go, the only argument apple cucks can give, go suck on timcuck dick ya faggots

that argument can be made about anything

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shitty phone poster get rekt, maybe you need the iphone x so you can post here properly instead of your shitty phone

I will buy iphone x just because the silver one is sexy.

>a 1000 dollars
>for a fucking phone
You could build a PC that can run every game at max for the next 5 years for that price

>>62401745
they are paid so mods not going to delete them. this is how 4chan runs nowdays.

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>>62401731
>Face it, you'd buy one if you could afford one.
Even if i had all the money on the world i would still not buy it. Because spending so much money on a phone that i will only use for porn, Whatsapp, frontal camera and browse 4chan would probably be the most stupid thing ever.

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>>62401731
bought an iphone 7 plus last year
pic related
it's nothing special
only got it for ios app development

>>62401731
I already have the superior s8

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>>62401731
I haven't upgraded my phone since 2004. Deal with it. I just don't give a shit about toys when i still only need a phone.

>>62410430
What if I have one already?

>>62401962
Is that Mr. (((Law)))? He became super ugly despite being a sex cyborg in David.

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>>62401731

Love how people act like everyone must like iOS.

If you take the same hardware and put android on it, then sure. Fucking hate syncing

>>62403079
>0$

wtf not

>>62410526
Save it for new parts when they release

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>>62403359
>buying proprietary earbuds

If iphones ran android i'd buy one but ios is shit

>>62410559
What if I'm not so poor I need to save a thousand dollars for future parts?

>>62410441
>anything I don't like must literally be a paid shill
you people are genuinely delusional
not just the meme kind but i mean in real life, fucking delusional

>tfw the next iPhone doesn't have a screen at all
Revolutionary!

>People actually pay $1000 every year to walk around with an unironic botnet attached to themselves

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I find it amusing how people are freaking out about the "over 1000" iPhone, but just cause it already was over that here in Canada. The X is going to be something like $1500 LeafBux for 256gb..kek (not that anyone buys their iPhone outright, they all get it for """FREE""" on an even more ridiculously overpriced financing + service plan.)

Yeah I'd trade in my S8+ that has wireless charging, face ID, huge 2960x1440p screen, bigger battery, 4gb ram, SD Card support, etc for a phone that is more expensive, has a 1080p screen, wireless charging, 2gb ram, no sd support, no headphone jack, being able to unlock it with your face is somehow an advertiseable feature.

I mean can you even customize iOS yet? It looks boring as fuck

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>>62401731
No I wouldn't

>>62401731
>buying a device meant to record your face and putting it in databases
You are a stupid goy if you buy one.

If I were to buy a phone today, my next phone would be a Samsung Note 8. I won't be buying a phone for another year or so. When I do, I will most likely buy the next Samsung flagship phone. Why? Because Apple tramples on my privacy. Because iTunes has always been horrible and is getting worse and more invasive with each new version. Because Apple phones are nothing but poorly made replicas of Samsung phones. I'll just buy a vastly superior and far less expensive Samsung phone rather than the inferior and overpriced Apple mimic.

>>62403324
just buy a brand new dog from the store lmao

>>62403088
this, getting sick just looking at it
i can hear jobs spinning in his grave like a beyblade

>>62401731
nah i would probably buy a nice strat or a valve amp to fuck my neighbors up.

>>62401731
I'm buying a new iPhone in a year to replace my 6S. At the time I will be making hundreds of dollars a day. I'm not buying an iPhone X as long as they make an iPhone 8 successor.