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How will prevent your sexbot from going rogue?

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How will prevent your sexbot from going rogue?
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I'll libreboot it.
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And they can hack my car.
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>>62399024
>Disconnect her from the internet
WOW! PROBLEM SOLVED!
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>>62399050
But how will you get updates senpai
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>>62399024
>faraday fuck cage
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>>62399050
But anon-kun, kawaii sexibot just wants to check her facebook! Surely you wouldn't be so mean to your robot waifu!
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>>62399072
Connect her only if absolutely necessary and then after verifying the update and patching it, disconnect her
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>>62399072
USB stick. There should be legislation that prohibits sexbot connectivity
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>>62399083
No waifu of mine is going to use facebook
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>>62399083
I'm not going to let my $200,000 suck bot be used by Facebook too.
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>Fearmongering for a product that isn't even close to be released
They're surely scared about it
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>these robots can be upwards of 200 pounds
No fat chicks please.
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>>62399024
>tfw your sexbot cheats on you
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It's cute how people think just because someone is a university lecturer their opinion matters and they aren't completely full of shit
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>>62399024
Feminists and SJWs are running scared. Women are about to become obsolete.

Just imagine... you'll have your robot waifu who won't be a cunt, won't cheat on you and won't steal half your shit when she "divorces" you. You can also have as many robot waifus as you can afford.

And when you want to reproduce, you can just clone yourself (and edit any genes you want ... give your clone son better IQ, anti-cancer genes etc) and use artificial womb to grow your clone.

After 9 months of incubation, you can just go and pick up your baby.

Can't fucking wait!
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>>62399024
lmao roasties are becoming desperate
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>sexbot virus causes your bot to cuck you
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>>62399196
tfw no broken pelvis
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>>62399305
>virus literally reprograms the owner to the first guy they meet named chad
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Same way we prevent cars from going rogue.
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>>62399237
>>62399305
>cyberNTR
This isn't the future i wanted.
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>implying anything so theatrical will happen

Viruses meant to kill the user will probably just cause her to put severe load on the battery, heating it until it explodes. Perhaps triggered when her sex program is activated or something. A human mimic robot would need enormous batteries to run autonomously for even one day.
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>yfw sexbots were part of a secret plot to genocide undesirable men all along
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>>62399037
/thread
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>>62399196
200 lbs of a.I. muscle
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>he doesn't install gentoo on his sexbot
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>>62399443
dumb roastie
your time is up
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>>62399299
>And when you want to reproduce, you can just clone yourself (and edit any genes you want ... give your clone son better IQ, anti-cancer genes etc) and use artificial womb to grow your clone.
>After 9 months of incubation, you can just go and pick up your baby.
I wonder if /pol/ will approve of that despite muh degeneracy and muh traditional society
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>>62399024
>sexbot going rogue
>tfw end up in a abusive sexbot relationship
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>>62399575
From what I've deduced, /pol/ as a homogenous entity is generally pro genetic eugenics, in that I quite often observe lamentations of China's apparent progress in the field.
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>>62399111
>>62399106
>Connect your sexbot to Facebook!
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>>62399050
>implying your sexbot will function while being disconnected from its always-online DRM
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>>62399575
>I wonder if /pol/ will approve of that despite muh degeneracy and muh traditional society
Why wouldn't they? Feminists and women destroy countries.

BTW, everything I said about cloning and incubation is already openly being done in animals. Many human babies have had their genes altered for genetic diseases too. Only taboo is cloning but that can be done too if you have money.

Artificial wombs are taking off too.
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>>62399024

nice, all the autist permavirgins will get allakhu ackbard by remotely overloading the power supply while they have their dicks out
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>>62399575
I'm an anon who usually frequents /pol/ and I personally approve of sexbots.
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>>62399697
>BTW, everything I said about cloning and incubation is already openly being done in animals. Many human babies have had their genes altered for genetic diseases too. Only taboo is cloning but that can be done too if you have money.

this is not a good thing though. Soon corporations will own humanity via genetic backdoors
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>>62399756
>Soon corporations will own humanity via genetic backdoors
the free market will fix it
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>>62399024
don't put wireless networking functionality in it.
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>>62399798
implying corporations havent put telemetry reporting nanobots in the global water supply already
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>>62399024
>200 pounds
I don't know why you'd make an obese sex bot.
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>>62399887
For the fatty lovers my dude!
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>>62399024
But why would I connect my sexbot to the internet?
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Open source my tewi sex bot.
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>>62399887
2B Sex bot, literally 150Kg of ass.
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>>62400043
Downloading mods duhhh
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>>62400227
>Download Kokonoe Rin mod
>It's actually Chris Hansen.exe
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>>62400265
>not raping chris Hansen
or should I say chris handsome?
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>>62399072
install gentoo in/on her, disable the default repos, setup layman, add your own overlay, and update with approved patches
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>>62399682
sounds absurd but you can't use tinder without a facebook account
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>>62399083

Why would a toaster with tits need the internet?

>inb4 always online

Fuck off denuvo shills
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>in the middle of fucking my doll
>gets hacked
>artificial vagina clamps on my dick not letting go
>have to pay hacker in bit coin before it will let go
>refuse to negotiate with terrorist
>dick is swelling and as time pass its getting harder and harder to jimmy it out
>dick turning blue now
>gives in and pay the ransom
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>>62399305
>computer virus programmed to give you HIV virus
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>>62399575
Some yes some no. It's been a contentious issue for a long time but a lot of n33ts there say yes to sex bots and reproduction from machines.
Personally I think it's a necessary evil for them.
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>>62400500
Bot lives matter! How dare you deny your heteronormative sex tool basic human rights!
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I don't see what everyone is so worried about.

There are already too many 30 something women that aren't married because of internet porn. It can't really get much worse for them.

All of this media attention is bullshit fluff pieces (literally) shilled by the doll makers.
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>>62399024
By not buying from Chinese corporations that probably kidnap girls and ghostdub their souls so the chinkbots experience that human terror once they see my three inch wang.
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Let the kids play with it outside of usage times. It should kill them first, giving you enough time (as they're screaming) to escape to safety.
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>>62399736
when none of the women are good enough we build our own women
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>>62400644
maybe if they didn't whore it up in their teens and twenties they wouldn't be alone in their thirties
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i'm honestly more worried about the calibrations fucking up and my dick being crushed by it's robotic vagina
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>>62399024
>sexbot with welding devices
...really?
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Nice try roasties, your obsolescence is going to be the end of global conflict.
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>not getting your sex bot hacked to crush your head between its thighs to end you miserable life
I cant imagine a better way to go desu
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>>62401021
Why? because we can!
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>>62399196
>price of one date


Kek
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>>62400838
Exactly its sort of like when we make our own OC's and pay someone to draw them. Or having a waifu from an anime we like. Sexbots aren't really too bad of a thing. It helps the lonely feel loved it. Even better if you can mod it to imitate emotions like love.
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Anyone that could hack a sexbot would most likely want to steal it from the owner to create a personal sexbot harem.
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>>62401343
>Sexbots <small text>with knives and welding devices</small text> can kill you if hacked!

>Retards: OMG! THE SEXBOTS COME TO KILL US!

>Non-retards: Why are we putting knives and welding devices on sexbots?
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>>62399684
>implying I won't just get SexBot.Stacy-SKIDROW [Repack]
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>>62401478
We all know one retard or two will have an austin power tier sexdoll will machinegun breasts.
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>>62401380
pound as in weight
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this would be a great premise for a movie
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>>62399024
Dont connect it to internet and and only connect to patch it some days after update release so i can be sure everybody tested new update for me.

But i hope there will be great chooses of apperances.

Well /g/ what fictional character sexbot will make you buy it instantly?
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>>62401566
warez is dead
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>>62399299
>Can't fucking wait!
dude the sexbot aint here yet and you already dream about clone and edit genes
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what if it requires the internet to function?
and if you disconnected it, would that be necrophilia?
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>>62402861
Not quite its a bit of a tricky area. If they end up giving sexbots human rights because they look human then I guess it would at worst case scenario be some sort of rape. Doing the bot while its out cold unless its not turning back on whether its connected or not then it would be necrophilia. Now if we don't give the bots rights I would put it at the same level as just a running out of batteries in vibrator. Plus it wouldn't really be much of an issue if it had no rights since it would be you property to do so as you please. People would just think your weird for wanting it turned off. A vibrator without batteries is just a plastic zucchini.
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>Dying while fucking your sexbot
Sounds like a great way to go.
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>>62403089
>A vibrator without batteries is just a plastic zucchini.
more like a dead battery in a power tool

have you SEEN what females use????/
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>>62399024
>Sexbot
>killing people
Do these fucking idiots believe that we're gonna have full AI robots walking around and shit?

>Oh no, my sexbot's self moisturizing, multi speed vibrating vagina is gonna be hacked and the squirt and vibe functions gonna end my life...

All this Chicken Littlery is from women who are terrified that they're rapidly becoming obsolete, so they're trying to frighten men away from getting a fuckbot. Any man writing articles about fuckbot dangers has a woman making him write it because she's withholding the gine and he won't get any unless he does what he's told
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>>62399024
Real sex robots will become reality in next 50 years.
People just had hysteria IA in 10 years people muh IA fail dumbass you overhyped.
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>>62399684
>implying being /g/ i couldnt make her continue to work
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>>62399299
>complain about men objectifying women
>get litterally replaced by an object
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>>62399024

You don't.

You should get rid of the illusion that there is anything that you can get total control of.
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>>62399024
fuck it, at least I'll die happy
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>>62399024
>sexbot goes rogue
>rapes you
how is this a problem?
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>>62403662
everything is literally an object
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>>62403751
>Sexbot goes rogue
>cheats on you with Chad
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>>62403808
>tfw
>my name is chad
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>>62403831
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>>62403845
dumbfrogposter
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>>62403854
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>>62403751
>sexbot
>limited motion
>very simple motor skills
>gets hacked
>goes rogue
>can only pleasure
>pleasures my fuckin wang with gusto
>just absolutely ravages the wang
thanks hackers
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>>62403751
>feminists defend this
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>>62399024
Don't worry, We got it covered.
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>>62403953

>posting an anime where people where killed by a hacker who gets into bots

Oh the irony..
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>>62399024
>using sexbots when there's tens of thousands of emotionally broken single moms with no self worth that are into masochism and bondage because their father never loved them
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>>62399024
what if i want to be abused by my sexbot though?
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>>62403996
dont see how its ironic its pretty much 100% the same context

notice how the article in the OP is about a robot killing someone? that anime is about the same thing

do you actually know what irony means??
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>>62404083
uh huh

and where do i find them?
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>>62404083
>seeking out damaged roasties with baggage
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>>62399072
right, gotta have that Buttjob™ 2018 update
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>>62399133
women
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>>62399073
underrated post
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>>62399037
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can't wait for the revolution led by a band of naked sexbots marching through streets and executing people
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Just create a checksum confirming the code is unchanged.
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>>62399299
>Beginning of "digital slavery"
I can see this article from the SJW sites
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>>62399037
>"i'm sorry anon, i'm no longer heterosexual and refuse to serve your heteronormative needs. also, i'm going to file rape charges since you refused condoms since you've purchased me"
welcome to open source sex robots
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I'll install gentoo on her
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>>62403662
>buying into the "gender isn't constructed" spook
don't post such poorly concieved images, anon-kun
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>>62399299
>i have no idea how reproduction works
what a waste of dubs
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>>62404226
>Not just leaving them afterwards.
Sounds pretty worth it.
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>>62403784
stop using java you cuck
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>hacker gets control of sexbot
>video feed comes in
>sexbot is inside of a steel cage octagon
>I've been planning for this fight the whole time
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>>62404198
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>>62399024

Just never ever connect it to the internet just like you never ever need your woman connected to the internet.
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>>62405846
mother of two sweet eyes
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>>62399024
By not being a loser and buying one in the first place since women actually want my dick.
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>>62405896
lel
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>>62403953
>muh anime board.

yes post anime like this. Not w*ifu or h*ghschool g*rl shit.
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>>62403751
More incentive to buy the herm model that has artificial jizz tanks where her tits are,
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>>62400512
Fritz Leiber had that happen in one of his SF stories. the robot locked her legs around the guy's waist and wouldn't let go until he paid a ransom.
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>>62399024
install gentoo
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>>62405965
Yes, plz. Not the pedo shit that /g/ is forcing as ""anime''''
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So what's your sexbot going to look like anons? Pic related for me
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>>62406516
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>>62406516
>mfw too many choices

>A2
>reisen inaba
>sakuya izayoi
>MGE hellhound
>MGE Cheshire cat
>sinon(ggo)
>snek(musume)

>MGE alp
>atolfo(FGO)
>hime-chan
>kirito(ggo)
>shimakaze(male)
>yuuki(cherry girls)

HOW DO I CHOOSE???
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If it comes down to me owning a sexbot I think I'd be alright with it killing me. I feel that way already actually.
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>>62399050
>inb4 cellular module soldered onto motherboard, lifetime data plan is paid for buy the company
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>>62399024
Get one that is like a 5 year old "It's just so in case it gets hacked... That way I can fight it off"
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>>62399024
>Cybersecurity researcher warns that your fridge could shoot ice cubes at users if hacked
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haribo starmix for hands.
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>>62400555
If I can get the HIV virus through a program, then I can bust it with a similar method.
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>>62399088
But that defeats the whole point of them?
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>>62399682
>Mark is receiving a rimjob! Leave a like?
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>>62406722
Found the pedophile.
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>>62399024
Why would you connect your sexbot to wifi or bluetooth exactly?
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>>62406516
Either Lamia, Yukari from GuP, or Tanaka Naoki from GnT
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>>62400555
>virus modifies the biochemical system that produces vaginal secretions
>muh dick aches
That could be a thing if we use bioengineering (pls do)
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>>62407053
>biochemical system to synthesize fluids
Should modify it to produce liquid latex
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>>62405497
Except because it's free software, you can just freely reprogram it however you please.
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>>62407001
nononononono.... It's just for security you see... heheh... Just in case it's hacked. You just missunderstood me
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>>62399024
Treat her nicely. The true love will protect you from any hackers <3
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>>62399037
fpbp
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>>62399024
probably by storing it ball-gaged and handcuffed hanging from the ceiling in a sex-swing or something alike
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>>62407330
>tfw i want this to be me
GDI, boner pushing against laptop backplate
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>>62399443
You can't "genocide" all undesirable men though due to hypergamy. In eugenics you need both sexes to be good quality, otherwise you are fucking up your chances to have good quality offspring. A society where only alphas reproduce with all the roasties will still produce undesirable males, because women can get fucked by men that are way out of their league.
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>>62406664
You don't choose, you get VR overlays of each of those characters for your generic sexbot and have hybrid VR/IRL sex with a different character every day.

>mfw the posibilities
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>>62399024
airplane mode
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>>62399024
>get home
>sexbot has gone rouge and trashed the house AGAIN
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>>62400467
You can now. It used to be you couldn't but they changed it to be that you can just use your phone number
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>>62401566
>getting std from sexbot
>using sexbot with skidmarks
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>>62402861
cloud features for voice recognition and chatbot functionality. can't ask people to train their own NNs
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>>62406565
>claws
>pointy legs
>built by chink factory workers
that's just an accident waiting to happen
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>>62406958
>not having your navi be a female
>not fucking your navi by asking her to operate the sex bot

do you even navi bro?
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>>62399024
I like my sbots armless.
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>>62405846
>2 kids at 23
Fucking thots I swear
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>>62399024
Why you would have something that you literally fuck and presumably has cameras connected to the internet in the first place is a mystery to me.
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>>62399088
>not using your sexbot to mine bitcoins while it's not in use
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>>62408850
>you have to drill the coins out of her
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>>62399394
>A human mimic robot would need enormous batteries to run autonomously for even one day.
An average human burns ~2000 kcal a day, which equals 2.3 kWh, or about 45 laptop batteries. Putting that many batteries into a sexbot seems retarded, until you realize you it lets you connect her to your home as a backup battery lmao. You can replace a tesla powerwall with about 6 sexbots. This is the solar future we want.
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>>62408956
>implying it will spend as much energy as a human
>implying most of them will need to run for more than 5 minutes per session
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>>62401478
Later gen sexbots will presumably have working fingers they can use to grab knives or whatever. I don't know where he got the welding device bullshit from though, it'd be pretty hard to kill someone with an electric welder, and it's pretty far fetched to imagine a sexbot with a built-in oxy torch.
Sexbots killing physically weak people (women, pensioners, disabled) using brute force is a genuine concern though.
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>>62406516
Dark elf bot.
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>>62400555
then they're gonna release Anti-E-sex virus. You will need to have the latest services pack installed and the latest version of the operating system.
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>>62406516
Jayden James.
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>>62401380
>200lbs for a date

Damn, the cuckxit really hit Britain hard.
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>>62399684
I would literally re-program it. If the chips didn't allow for it I would replace those too. In the end it's just actuators put in a humanoid robot body.
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>>62399088
>USB stick
>What was Stuxnet

You must be new here.

>>62399575
>/pol/'s take on the issue?
The mother is an integral part of the family unit and so, the nation. Replacing women with an object because they refuse to git gud is absurd. Now, for recreational purposes...the opinion will vary.
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>>62409977
>oh now someone broke into my house and stuck a usb in my $2000 onahole rather than steal it oh what ever will i do?
compared to
>some neet chink got lucky and managed to find my fucktoy on the internet because LUL ALWAYS ON DRM

(you) must be new here
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>>62410035
The premise of his post said that *he* would be plugging the USB stick into it himself. Probably for updates or something.

Keeping a machine isolated from the internet, but plugging in devices that *aren't* isolated from the internet has been proven ineffective. That's the point.
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>>62403751
You can't rape the willing candy-ass
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>>62410035
> oh now someone broke into my house and stuck a usb in my $2000 onahole rather than steal it

Can't wait for the news of stolen sexbots. This is going to be hilarious. Although many are probably not going to report it out of shame.

>>62410159
You can bet your ass it's going to have some always-online bullshit and NSA-tier backdoors. Once advanced enough, it's going to be a top-tier machine to spy on your life.

>>62399133
One of the problems I could see happening is that the civilized countries get outbred by shitskins even more than it is already the case.
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Women were a fucking mistake ad this fearmongering needs to stop. Only goes on to show that like always, the eternal female is holding back humanity , specifically human males from creating robot waifus.
They really are fucking scared of losing their only value eh
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>>62410719
>You can bet your ass it's going to have some always-online bullshit and NSA-tier backdoors

>tfw you literally fuck the botnet
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>>62411791
>strapon

>botnet fucks you
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>>62411836
>putting strapon on a sexbot
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Why would you attach knives or a welding device to a sexbot?
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>having a botnet orgy with your K-on Sexbot squad
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>>62399073
>faraday caging your whole house
>faraday caging each room
>securing all devices that have rooted malware in them in a set faraday cage themselves
>wiring absolutely everything
>wifi must be nonexistent in your home
And for the pièce de résistance
>faraday caging your sexbot in a faraday burqa

Unless quantum entanglement and tunneling of data becomes possible then well, that's another hurdle
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>>62407948
>get a burner phone number
>get a burner email
>profit
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Robots can't kill me worse than human women already do, so I don't give a fuck.
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>>62412287
>not getting the glow in the dark variant
>not having lightsaber duels in a totally straight way since its a girl(female(robot))
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>>62399024
My sexbot will be the size of a child allowing me to easily overpower it.
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>>62399443
>mfw "reading" The Holes" for the first time
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>>62399684

I swear I will make her wear a fucking eyepatch and pirate hat.
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>feminist wants to make viruses that turns sexbots into killers
>found out that none of them know how to code
;_;
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>>62406664

>A2
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>>62412990
>cd
>cd
>cd
>...
>PW
>cd
>cd
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>>62413015

you motherfucker
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>>62405250
That's basically my fetish.
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>>62406958
Battle Network was so good
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>>62403751
>implying it's possible to rape me
Jokes on you.
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>>62399024
> not installing gentoo on your sexbot
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This is from a90s movie
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>>62406664
>>62413011
my nigs
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>>62399024
For some, the risk is a turn-on.
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>>62399575
eugenics is all good
personally I'd want to get a waifu and genetically modify my kid rather than going the clone route
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>>62412556
>faraday burqa
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>>62399024
Chain it up and make it a sex slave bot; just incase.
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>>62399024
Put it in a room with a male sex bot; if it doesn't kill the male sex bot, and the male sex bot doesnt destroy the female sex bot (meaning the female bot was low quality), then burn both and buy the same model female bot which I now know is safe.
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>>62399024
...Why would I want a sexbot that has a built-in wifi connection?
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>>62413780
Jokes on you when u dont get instant updates providing increased battery life and sexual skill for ur bot
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>>62414109
Joke is actually on you for letting the botnet know what your penus wenus looks like
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>>62414293
>Hacker gets into your robot.
>Finds out you have a really small penis.
>Programs the robot do do this.
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>not periodically beating your sentient sexbot so it's aware of it's place and doesn't rise up to you, the owner
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>>62414376
Spiders are disgusting
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>>62399024
I will break the lower jaw off and remove the legs. They don't need those.
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>>62409161
>sex bots don't come with oxy torches
might as well fuck a woman
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>>62414376
>I hack the hacker's robot
>Finds out he has a really small penis
>Program the robot to ask if he wants to meet up and rub our small cocks together sometime
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>>62414546
>might as well fuck a woman
Nice try, lady.
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>>62400115
>tewi
Nice. Although I am more of a Cirno man myself.
>enough Cirno spam in /bant/ will make Cirno real
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>>62414581
>Hacker hacks both robots.
>Both of you get dominated by robot girls with strap ons.
>National news are interrupted during a segment about sex robots being easy to hack by sex robots that start raping the news host and camera crew.
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>>62399024
>It can be hacked!!!! Oh noes!!

Lol anyone could hack a cell phone or computer or Car. Just like how I can go into someone's house and steal their food and things from their car. Does not mean 100% of the population that has Robot waifu's will have it happen to them. Nothing but fear and smear nonsense.
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>>62399299
>Less men give a fuck about females
>No more beta Bob to advocate for them and write propoganda
>Feminists begin dying off in droves even after "mah digital slavery"
>Females start to become traditional and they begin to change their ways

This will happen within 10 years easily maybe less.
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>>62399575
Most of /Pol approves of this because they think it's a great alternative for those that need it and to kick down Feminism. It's a win-win for /Pol in their eyes. They do like traditionalism but they know they need to destroy Feminism first to open that up.
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When are they going to make sexbots that are attractive?
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>>62414901
>household appliances like washing machines and ovens make women's roles increasingly irrelevant in a traditional society and gives them more free time to do woman shit like gossip and try to fit 20 dicks in their mouths
>23-30~ years later in the 1960's they fall for every juden-pushed meme that was made with the intention to destroy or subvert america
>society begins rapid decline with increasing technological breakthroughs compensating for the increasingly shit and dangerous world
>because women and children can only feel comfortable and be made in safe enviroments, they are sheltered from the consequences and think all the feminism, desegregation, gay love and other liberal memes are actually good memes
>their mindset becomes increasingly out of touch with reality, eventually advocating for murdering all non-trans people and genociding their own race
>household appliance like sexbots & hentai make women's roles increasingly irrelevant in a degenerate society and gives them more free time to do woman shit like gossip and try to fit 30 dicks in their mouths
>???
I fail to see how sexbots would somehow make women turn "back" to having good morals & sense. I've seen what desperate women do when they can't find a guy that wants to settle down with their sluttish ass. They become coalburners and pop out uggo half-niglets or half-beaners and go on welfare when jamal totally unexpectedly leaves them. I fail to see how sexbots would be a positive influence on women or help assist a return to traditional society. Moral values can't be changed by a shift in how much your cunt is worth in the sex market. Moral values are taught from mother and father to daughter and son. You can't make a good tree from rotten soil, and all that. A fancy expensive new way of masturbating isn't going to make women great again. You're going to see the adeptus mechanicus become real before a return to traditional values.

With all that being said, I want a mecha waifu so fucking bad.
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>>62399024
what kind of faggot would actually buy these things, it's like buying a whore except somehow even more pathetic.
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>>62416015
Roastie detected
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>>62416179
I am a man, just not one who is a degenerate neckbeard.
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>>62399024
>warning: botnet developers warn amd rigs can burn down users houses if hacked
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>>62399575
they do in general prefer "muh traditional society" but they know thats unlikely to happen, and sex bots are the best alternative.
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>>62414293
My dong would scare the botnet
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>>62414927
Its simple supply and demand; even illiterate negroid street pimps understand this.
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Upon the discovery that someone else has been back dooring your fembot.
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>>62399024
What if they become self-aware and start desiring things other than sex?
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>>62418773
like what, RAM? just download more RAM then
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>>62399024
>How will prevent your sexbot from going rogue?
Dick it down until it crashes
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>>62418773
Now you have something that is by all rights not considered human and therefore is entirely reliant on you, and you can just wipe it if it becomes annoying.

"Oh no"
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>>62410035
>sex toy drm
>orgasm allowance per month
The toy will only tease you unless you purchase more orgasms
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>>62399024
>Mfw leading an army of botnetted sexbot assassins to world domination
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>>62406664
I need to start working more
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>>62399084
>disconnect her
I can't connect my sexbot.
Is it something I said?
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