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>>62389480
iPhone ((( x )))
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is the fingerprinter on the back or underneath the screen?
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>>62389588
there is no fingerprint
face id just failed in the live presentation two times
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>>62389663
fucking LUL
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This will be the first iphone I ever buy fucking finally a screen size bigger than riny 5.5 fucking inches on an iphone with massive bezels

>>62389588
It's face ID
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U CAN FINALLY CUSTOMIZE EMOJIS WHILE THE CIA GETS YOUR FACE
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why are all apples top guns white? where is the diversity? they only use minorities for publicity. Its a bit creepy dont you think?
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>>62389480
more like iphone XD
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lmfao is apple trolling? all these ''innovations'' are not new, oh wow you can sign in with data we collect from you (your face)
-hurr we monitoring you now, pls buy goy
-le saturated pictures xd
fuk right off
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>>62389480
>that notch

Steve would start stress-eating bananas after throwing that prototype through the all glass wall
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What did he mean by this?
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>>62390109
>he doesn't know
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>>62390172
LONDON BRIDGE IS TUBLING DOWN
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AAPL stock drops after Face ID did not work after first attempt
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>>62389480
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>>62390109
>surprised all the people that get shit done are white
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>>62390147
Hey that's an all Gorilla Glass wall.
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>>62389480
Yes boi can't wait to get it, all these poorfags are finna be so jealous
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New Mac Mini when?
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why did they skip 9?
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DID ANYBODY HEAR HIM SAY IPHONE S8 ON STREAM JUST NOW?
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>>62390172
>>62390396
I should buy.
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>>62390597
why did windows skip 9?
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>>62390597
The next one will be iphone iX
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>>62390681
I don't know, that's why I'm asking.
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>>62390681
For compatibility reasons, a lot of old software did OS version checking by seeing if the version started with a 9 (because of Windows 95 and 98).

What's the reason here?
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>>62390597
Everyone does
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>>62389663
i wish i had enough money to short apple this smelled like shit the second i heard these rumors

biggest fail is the delayed release, just lol
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iPhone X
iPhone X+1
iPhone X+2
...

genious
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>>62390681
>>62390745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k
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>>62390802
>not iphone xp
are you even trying?
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wheres my updated SE, you double nigger
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>>62389480

that indent at the top is fucking horrible

LEARN TO DESIGN FAGGOTS
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>>62390838
Not iPhone ∞
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>>62390881
looks like shit desu

not that the new iturd isnt ugly as fuck either ofc
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>>62390802
I actually hope they use roman numerals from now on.
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>>62390881
This looks like shit
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>removal of physical home button
Literally the last reason I'd buy an iphone is gone
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>>62390881
oops looks like iphone isnt the first huh
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>the year of our lord 2017
>still not using USBC
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>>62391159

note the camera that ruins the screen at the top
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Remind me of the "Xbox One X"
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>>62389480
$999

NINE HUNDRED NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
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>>62391244
All they gotta do is get rid of the camera and chin but
>MUH SELFIES
Normalfags were a fucking mistake.
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>>62390597
Because 7 ate 9. Duh
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>>62391318
>lowers the phone's cost
>more screen real estate
why are normies so retarded?
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>>62389480
NINE HUNDRED NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
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Calling it now, next one is gonna be called iPhone x^2
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>>62391304
*from
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>>62391443
iPhone XX
iPhone XXX
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Courage!
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>>62390172
Buy the rumor, sell the news

Are you new to stocks or something?
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>>62389480
Why is it so fucking huge? It's like 10x the size of that guy.
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Why would anyone want a face ID unlock over a finger print? Have fun looking like a faggot holding your phone up to your face every 30 seconds

Faggots
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Wait, so does it still have a regular charging port on no? It seems unclear from what I am reading online.
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>64gb will cost 1249 dollar in sweden
what a fucking joke
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>>62391603
It has Lightning port.
How can it be unclear if it literally says that multiple times in the specs
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>>62391729
Ah, thanks. I just couldn't find such mentions online from my brief skimming online, most sites were too excited about the wireless charging bit.
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>still no front facing speakers
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>>62391949
Get some better bait Pajeet
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>>62391729
>Built in microphone
OH THANk LORD TIM FOR PROVIDING US WITH SUCH SERVICES
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>>62391616
>Im poor please let me suck your dick for money
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>>62392281
Why the hell are you so excited? Literally every phone has had a built in microphone
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>>62392338
Please tell me youre kidding
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>>62392349
I'm not the one posting fucking all caps hyperbole over a feature that's in EVERY fucking phone ever
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>>62391005
>>62391112
only looks like shit because of their terrible fake curved screen. there's zero reason for apple to have the notch on top. they could've just perms-blacked an entire bar
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>being poor in 2017
anons I...
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>not sucking cock in 2017
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>>62392408
>wanting less screen real estate
Ok
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>Sacrificing screen space for muh selfie cam
Pure cancer, but the instagram-using monkeys that make up Apple's user base will love it anyway
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>>62392501
Man you pajeets get more retarded by the day. The X has MORE real estate than any other phone. The Note 8 has an entire top bezel.
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>>62392532
t. retard
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>>62392480
so useful
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>>62392578
It's genuinely baffling they didn't hide the baldness with a permanent black notification bar. I genuinely wish Steve Jobs could be alive to see this just to witness him falling to his knees crying of disgust.
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>>62392578
Here, let me help you.

If those notches weren't there, guess where that shit would go? Oh, it would take up more of the screen.
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>>62389480
Long time Android user here, I'm making the switch to the iPhone 8

I've used phones from Sansung to LG to HTC and sitting on my Nexus 6P since launch has been nothing but absolute headaches and searching forums for how to fix bug X,Y or Z.

I'm sick of these battery draining bugs, lagginess and this phone is running latest and greatest pure stock android (So over-rated). I'm sick of not being part of iMessage group chats, failing MMS messages, having to rely on 3rd party apps because the stock clock app or reminder (Keep) are just hideous. No continuity with my Macbook Pro, No first party accessories, no customer service, no store I can just walk in with a problem (Have you tried dealing with Huawei or Google? What a joke).

I can't wait till the iPhone 8 launches, I left them the same reason you did - I just simply got bored and outgrew it a while ago, I liked tweaking Android devices but now I'm a grown up with a full time job I don't care nor have the time to spend staring at my phone home screen and making it as "miniamlist" as possible. I just had to factory reset my 6P and left everything stock because I'm not bothered anymore. I just want a phone that is reliable, does the job and won't eat away at my battery making the phone obsolete after just one year of ownership.

I can't wait for the iPhone 8 Launch. Good bye Android was nice browsing forums trying to fix solutions for you.
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>>62392627
>the iPhone 8

>buying the poorfag one

Just stop it pajeet.
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>>62392624
>I genuinely wish Steve Jobs could be alive to see this just to witness him falling to his knees crying of disgust.
this.
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>>62392578
This look so fucking bad it gives off the impression that the phone already has a case in it. How do they fuck up this badly?
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>>62389663
:ᓓ)
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>>62389663
Face ID didn't fail on stage

What happened was the same as whenever you switch on an iPhone from cold - it asks for your passcode before letting you use touch ID or face ID. It's a security measure. Whoever set up the demo should have switched on the iPhone and then clicked the sleep button.
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>>62389663
So they spent millions buying out the largest fingerprint scanner company, made the best scanner available on any phone, and just decided to ditch it? Talk about dumb.
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>>62392712
>has a case in it
Fucking pajeet
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>>62390172
The usual pump and dump every product announcement.
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>poverty-tier Yuros mad they can't afford superior American engineering
just as it should be
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>>62392625
screen real estate is good in theory except apple makes their UIs 4x the size normal humans need it to be
>>62392712
i'm waiting for glitter notch cases
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>>62392790
>touch based device
>has a large UI
Damn who would've guessed?
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>>62392734
This
The one think apple phones had going for them was how sleek and fast their scanner was
I compared my mom's 6S to my S7 and holy shit
Fuck apple
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>>62391240
Apple's not going to retire lightning anytime soon, when they can keep making that sweet sweet royalty money from it.
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>>62392790
They need to be that big so the dumb apple babies know what buttons to press
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>>62389480
'Leap Forward'
>right off a cliff
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>>62392790
what's that black bar on the bottom?
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>>62392281
Be glad, they could have removed it and offered it as a dongle.
Courage.
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>>62392955
Swipe up for Home.
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>>62392955
for you to accidentally go to the home screen
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>>62389480
>Hooked on phonex!1
That works for me.
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>>62391159
>>62389480
a fucking notch
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How do you take a screen shot with no home button? Asking for a friend
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M E M E
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>>62390109
Go to Apple's website, not a single white guy in all of their advertising.
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>>62393192
Oh just one running the entire company then.
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https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/428141250228006912?lang=en
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>>62392731
>twice
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>>62390410
kek what the fuck
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>>62393252
>trump is right
>twitter as always, trying to defended who is undefendable.
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>>62390802
iPhone Y (why)
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>>62390597
>Apple introduced iPhone 8 and X
>They introduce 9/11 next year
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>>62393252
>>62393310
I don't personally like Trump, but holy shit all the butthurt hipsters who think they know what they're talking about give me an erection.
I think I'll vote for him again. maybe.
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>>62392627
This.
Android is for fanboys who enjoy tweaking their phones because they keep breaking. Sort of like people who enjoy tweaking their Ferds, Chevvys and Dodge garbage.
Time to grow up and get an iPhone and enjoy life more.
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The emoji that killed Apple’s stock.
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>>62391244
It doesnt ruin it on the essential phone or the xiamo mi mix/mi mix 2, apple just doesnt know how to do shit correctly
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>iphone had the best design and materials with glass at the front and fucking metal at the back and sides
>lE gLaAss bOtHN SikDez nOwW xDDDDD
Goddammit Apple, I wanted to change my glass Samsung
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>>62392906
G6 has a great scanner
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>>62390410
the mix 2 is perfect but its not coming to the US
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>>62390597
Fear from GOD.
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So I suppose any USB-C phone is a better MacBook travel companion. Great job Apple.
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>>62393366
The main reason to vote that man into office again is to piss all those people off. My salt mines are so full right now I've been loving these past 10 months.
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>>62392734
50000 to one chances of being hacked for finger print scanner to 1000000 to 1 for face recognition.
Simple.
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>>62393252
Another turd straight out of his front-face asshole.
Impeach already. He needs to retire to Florida and be killed by Jose.
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>3gb of ram when mid-range devices are starting to get 4
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>62393517
5/10
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>>62392734
Do you know how assests and shit like that work?
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>>62393460
50,000 chance in matching with someone else's finger. Not "hacked" you retard
>>62393578
>how assests and shit like that
enlighten me retard
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>>62393611
>they still have patents
>they still have to support devices with fingerprints
>they still have the workforce of that company, now integrated to them
>etc
They didn't lose anything really.
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>>62393578
>do you understand how the assets and shit of a pajeet company that invested all of their money into touchid hoping to be bought out by a big company work
it was not an acquihire
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>>62392790
Digital black face!
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Serious question, what's stopping someone printing a photo of the person and holding it up for the camera?
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Get ready to have your illegal opinions detected, goy.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/sep/12/artificial-intelligence-face-recognition-michal-kosinski
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It supports flac.
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>>62393681
dude 30,000 dots turn your brain off lmao
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>>62393550
>lagdroid fan doesn't realise that iOS barely needs RAM to operate
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>>62393681
Photos don't have depth.
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>>62389480
Iphone X? More like Iphone sex. Am I right? XD
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>>62393262
>>62392728
>>62390789
>>62389750
>>62389663

^^Tech illiterate niggers

>>62392731

^^Tech enlightened white male master race.
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>embedded touch ID is dead

So close to the TRUE future of smartphones, but instead we get GoyID.
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all mobiles year by year look similar, soon we are gonna rate only things what are inside and price
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Wasn't wireless charging a thing like, 3 years ago?
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>>62393681
depth sensing
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>>62393784
That was
>wireless charging
This is
Wireless charging
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>>62390109
The CEO is a faggot I think that's pretty diverse.
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>you have to look at your phone to unlock it
I dunno about you but my phone is unlocked halfway between my pocket and my face. I dont even know how I do it, its just instinct at this point.
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>>62393803
So when you remove the greentext it gets overpriced?
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They literally went back to the first generation design and changed a few things. That shit is ugly.
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>>62393821
Exactly.
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I didn't watch the thing. Can someone tell me if iPhone X can be unlocked by someone else while you're sleeping and if so how would one remedy that? Don't plan on getting one, just curious.
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>>62393681
face and finger shit were designed to stop tyrone who stole your phone not mr. smith working for the agency.
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>>62393850
it doesn't work when your eyes are closed
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Dumbass here, why wouldn't Applpe just integrate the home-button/fingerprint-sensor on the side? Surely swiping your finger on the side of the button is more intuitive then having to take the phone out and scan your face with the FaceID
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>>62393890
Nice
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Is the tech phone only or are the scans uploaded to a server?

Please remember that as this is biometric data the police as well as airport security are well within their rights to get you to unlock your phone using your biometric data. That is not the case if your phone has a passcode.
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tl;dr what is the consensus regarding the latest iphones ?
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>>62393923
because that's just stupid. I cannot imagine the amount of shit they would have gotten if they just moved the obsolete home button to the side when samshit and the others have shown for years now you don't need one and consumers don't want one any more.
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>7 years
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>>62393923

Because giving you options is not the way Apple does things
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>>62393923
They're just testing the waters to see how much garbage they can get away with and keep people buying.

And by the looks of things, if apple rips applefags asshole apart, they'll still love it and pay them to do it.
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>>62394014
I liked the design on that one
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>>62393147
On Samsungs you can swipe the screen actually.
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>>62393384
Unironically
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>>62393742

^^ Butthurt shill who works for Apple half time, rest of the time he works for Google shilling against Firefox and AdNauseum
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>>62389480
>2GB RAM
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>>62392391
how jaded do you have to be not to get excited over built in microphones?
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>>62392731
So basically it's a useless feature.
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>>62393722
Enjoying your reloading apps yet?
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>>62390802
iPhone f(x)
iPhone f(x-1)
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Okay /sqg/ here. What's keeping someone from printing my facebook profile picture and placing it in front of my phone to get around Face ID?
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>>62394014
Fucking GOAT design and the 5 is the most perfect phone ever
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>>62393796
>print face of paper
>make oragami face
>unlock phone
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>>62392338
Fucking idiot
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>>62394407

surely iphone SE is? just a 5 but better
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>>62389480
It's pretty much the same fucking phone iNiggers will defend this lol
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>>62389480
the edges are ugly, UGLY
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>>62393841
You could say the exact same thing about every iphone except the 4/4s, 5/5s/SE, and the 5c.
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>>62392578
Jesus christ on white background the top part just looks horrible.
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>>62389480

Real talk: What will current apps look like? Bars on the top and bottom?
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>>62394014
All i want is this body with the screen taking up nearly the entire front and slightly less rounded corners. I really miss small phones.
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>>62393393

what were they thinking?

- "Our biggest and most luxurious iPhone ever is basically a snapschat machine for teenagers so let's show a lot of poop emojis on our presentation"
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>the baby hands
>can only get the 8 and not 8+
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>>62393658
Except any income EVER from that investment , you fuckface.
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why are you haters so mad about capitalism?
if people are stupid enough to buy anything apple its their problem.

macos is great though, hackintosh ftw
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>>62394367
imbecile, unlike failfroid, iphone reload apps in attoseconds
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>>62390109
Left wing racial collectivist tech companies, man. I really don't know why. Go to google and open the "story" or whatever it's called that they have linked and the pictures are all minorities. And at the bottom of the page, a link to other stories on "Proud to be LGBT", something about refugees, and "Adressing Gender Bias in Films".

It's creepy that it's done intentionally. They got together and said "we really need a little Muslim girl for the top picture."
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>>62394430
The SE is a 5S, so no black color available.
The black 5 was one of the most gorgeous pieces of tech I saw in person.
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I love the screen idea, but I hate everything else with it. I want a standard charging cable that I can use, I want a headphone jack, I want a fucking push button to power the screen on, and a lock screen swipe.
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>>62394708
Then buy a fucking note 8 you bitch
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can the iphone do this
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>>62394782
>Buying Samsung phones
It's as stupid as buying an Apple phone.
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>>62394799
Then no difference to you.
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>>62394818
Or I wait for a good manufacturer to make a good screen for once
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>>62391729
How can it be a stereo speaker when it's only on one side?
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>>62394507
Probably, lol. Native apps will work fine but 3rd party apps will probably not support this. Same thing happened with the 5 getting longer and it took a while for the app designers to catch up. In this case though it's such an awkward area to use I can't see app developers making different versions of the app to use it in any meaningful way.

It would be nice if the top areas could be only for battery and notifications and you could elect to have it always display that section in black.
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>>62394838
Has it happened yet?
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>>62390172
that's just idiots selling stock to buy the newest iToy
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>>62394890
They will bend the knee they always do.
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>>62394898
No, but that doesn't mean it'll never happen.
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>Separate screen/s for notifications (LG V* series)
>Dual cameras (countless Android smartphones past few years)
>Wireless charging (nearly 5 years late)
>Facial recognition (ICS/JB)

A company at the "forefront" of innovation.
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>>62394988
Yet they can't sell a phone to save their lives and they implement all these things poorly.

They should just stick to tvs and washing machines.
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>>62394787
"no"

i have to charge mine after moderate use at least twice a day. with bluetooth streaming after long drives, forget even that.
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>>62393337
m-masaka
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>>62394690
Agreed, they need to use that design again. Slightly rounded edges but flat back and front, metal, real black. I still have one I let my daughter use as a wifi only phone and she uses it without a case. I have the 6S+. Hers just seems newer, if smaller.
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>>62394923
I remember a lot of apps looking strange when the 5 got longer. The youtubes and facebooks will update to make it work but the rest will take a while or simply put a black area at the top.
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worst apple keynote in years...
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They could have just omitted that ugly-ass black bar. It looks hideous
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>>62395292
Uh, you guys view it like Game or Thrones or what, that it matters if it is "good" or "not"?
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Honestly I was ready to buy one, I hate android, but I didn't see $1000 worth of tech here.

Will prob get the 8 at $700.
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Why did they take away rose gold as a color option? REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>62395419
it's because the product is underwhelming but past keynotes used to be a lot more entertaining, probably this one sucked because the lack of innovation...
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>>62395035
What the fuck

I've had my S7 for a year, had bluetooth on all day, the screen on all day, and yet it's still sitting happily at 52% battery after being out the house for 13 hours
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>$999
Holy shit. Looking forward to the next Wave level prank that will make idiots burn thousands of dollars
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>>62392627
>>62392627
Mmm. Been a while from I've had fresh pasta. Thanks senpai
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>>62395909
only like 100 people fell for it. all pranks afterwards fell flat besides maybe the 1970 thing.
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>>62390562
RAVEN RIDGE MAC MINI PLEASEEEEEEHH
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>>62396051
It will have some uninspiring Intel, with soldered-on RAM, if it ever appears. Also, single USB-C port for charging and everything.
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>>62393550
This is not really an issue though. There's no visible RAM bottleneck on regular iPhone use nor in benchmarks
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Prepare for the "new features". Still no more headphone jack
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I got a fucking Samsung S8 for 349 Canadian dollars

The iPhone X is $1500 for 64gb and no memory expansion

JUSTIFY THIS
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>>62393252
you've been warned
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>>62394575
They should have had a person of color demo that section oh wait corporate is all white. LEL but could you imagine if they brought out a pajeet to demo the shit emoji?
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>water resistant

It should be water proof by now. Kinda disappointed with iPhone x, was expecting some more new shit from Apple
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>>62396305
That's the problem for several years now. Everyone gets excited, rumors of cool features, "This will be the year the iPhone finally gets whatever", then they trod out the same tired old shit with minor changes. In this case hopes were high for a really cool reinvent but instead we got two LITERALLY WHY? phones and a WTF? phone.
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>>62394634
>moving the goalposts
Classic.
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>>62390007
This. 100% this. These phones are just a means of mapping our faces for use in the (((cloud))).
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>>62389663
>there is no fingerprint

So I should just get the Note 8?
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>>62392624
This. All they had to do was make it black and it would look great.
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>>62389480
That notch at the top is one of the ugliest things I've seen on a phone.
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>>62394284
useless if you turn off your phone every time you put it back into your pocket
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>>62393192
>not a single white guy in all of their advertising.

Ummm no Sweetie
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>>62393681
works on korean shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccQZs8Ofpuk
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>>62398948
>guy
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>>62393841
The 4S was perfection, and coincidentally the last iPhone Steve Jobs personally oversaw.
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>>62390562
Mac Minis are just cheap but legal dev boxes at this point. Apple won't update them unless some OS iteration renders them unusable.
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>>62394658
>left wing global corporation
I can't believe I'm falling for this bait
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>>62394414
They taught neural network they are using to detect masks.
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>>62399052
>Can't disprove it, but won't agree with it
>It must be wrong

Protip: You can also breathe through your nose.
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>>62399160
Yes because when someone says left wing politics the first thing that comes to mind is neoliberalism
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>Trim Beard
>cant unlock phone
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>>62392734
its still on the new 8 phones
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>>62398948
one white boy, not a white man.
and you seriously don't think it's weird that an american company has zero white men on its sites ads, literally 99,9% POC and women.
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>>62389480
So, going full capcom apple?
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>>62399270
Apple wants to secure a future for White children
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>>62391159
yeah but the iphone will make it popular, then everything else (even the stuff that predates apple) is a copycat
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>>62399266
it'll be on the back of the next iPhone like many androids have

Facial recognition sucks, always has, always will
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>>62399366
eventually machine learning will make everything not suck
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>>62399270
They don't want to actually hire them, so they have to include them in other ways.
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>>62399017

I like how the 4S was the last Jobs phone, and in my head canon, it stands for 4 Steve.
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>>62393678
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>>62399494
This is such a fucking gay meme please stop it finally
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>>62393923
i don't see the problem with face id, you literally just pick it up and look at the display (since that's naturally what you do when you want to use it), and the thing unlocks automatically
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>>62400248
Imagine you're driving.

Now you have to line up your face with the phone instead of just glancing at it.
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>>62400786
i'm glad apple is preventing retards from using their phones while operating their vehicles
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>>62394787
moto mod?
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>>62399017
is this the end for Cook?
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>>62400786
look, there are lots of criticisms to make about face ID, but if this is the criticism you're going for, you make the whole camp raising questions about face ID look retarded.

- the face scanner seems to make a 3D mapping of your face, which suggests that if it gets a partial match from a slight angle, it might still get a match and unlock

- humans have this uncanny ability to turn their heads slightly while keeping their eyes looking in another direction (within reasonable limits). optometrists actually check for this when you go in for a checkup — if you have trouble doing this, i imagine you should go talk to someone about it. the point is, if your phone is in the center of the console, you should have the neck and eye flexibility to face the phone for a few seconds while keeping your eyes on the road.
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Why are they releasing a product called "iphone eight" and a product called "iphone ten" at the same time?
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>>62401543
to copy microsoft
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>>62401550
But windows 8 and windows 10 were years apart

Iphone 8 and iphone 10 were announced on the exact same fucking day
>>
> 2017
> 1080p
> 2gb ram
> no expandable storage
> 64gb for 999$
>>
>>62401561
devices running windows 8 were being sold alongside devices running windows 10 for a time.

are you honestly confused in some meaningful way, or are you expressing hypothetical concern for someone who might be confused but also might not exist?

if the latter, don't borrow drama. if sales suggest a lot of confusion over the next few months (which, naming conventions aside, isn't that unlikely given that there are now two major flagship apple phones announced at the same time), then let's discuss whether skipping from 8 to x(10) made it unclear to people that the x was better than the 8.
>>
>>62391159
I actually really like how the front camera makes the screen look. Its not like you really need much more screen space on a modern phone anyway.
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Why is an edge to edge screen desirable?
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>>62389480
>ugly top bar
>no touch id
>$$$
>no gold option
>still considering getting it solely for the face sync emotes
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>>62401645
They're just running out of gimmicks to push on people.
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>>62392627
so this is /g/ humor now? thanks for alerting me my homeslice
>>
>>62401789
>gold
>he wants people to know he's super gay or dubaicore as fuck
come on anon, have some dignity
>>
What gimmicks are left?
>>
>>62389480
Erm so everyone is tellingme samsung is better but they never tell me how the only thing they ever say is customization, so I'll definitely be getting an iphone x
>>
>>62401789
What are you talking about they took out rose gold and only have gold
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>>62393088
As if the front camera on the mix2 is any better. Basically impossible not to cover it if you're right-handed.
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>>62390147
I can see jail breaking coming back just to make the background of the notch black, and add an actual bottom panel(this works if you embed a 6/7 plus window in the middle). That would be kawaii af.
>>
>>62402021
Uhh, emoji touchbar?
>>
>>62402528
>using the front camera
>>
>>62402021
facetime with more than one person at once
>>
>>62402542
One of those e-ink displays on the back, but for emoji.
>>
>>62389480
I can't stop reading "oeefaunacks".
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>>62402021
Hologram projections
>>
>>62399494
Wasn't iphone4ass the one that was losing signal if you held it a certain way?
>>
>>62393611
He's probably the type that thinks setting your friends facebook status to "im a fag" is an epic 1337 hax
>>
>>62402774
No, that was the plain iPhone 4.
>>
>>62393318
iPhoney
>>
>>62398754
Nah, S8/Note8 both have the shittiest fingerprint placement EVER. But if you want Samsung no matter what, get the S8+. The Note 8 is just pure dogshit. (N4 owner here.)

Or, buy a G6 Plus, Mate 9/10, whatever you prefer. I am waiting for Mate 10 to move from my Note 4. The Mate 9 was already godly with it's fast charging, battery life, and superb all around features.
>>
>>62394014
remember when people thought the non-curved back was a radical change?
>>
>>62393252
10/10, the absolute madman. saying what is needed to be said.
>>
>>62393697
this is clearly photoshopped
>>
>>62391616
Just die in a grenade attack and you wont miss out
>>
>>62399115
>(((neural networks)))
you're either trolling or a really dumb goy
>>
>>62396155
>>62393722
> even though it costs 1000$ and Apple could use 4GB or 6GB easily, they just choose not to.
And sheeple defends this.
LMAO.
>>
>>62402021
Foldable phone.
>>
>>62391616

kek, 1,424 $ in italy
>>
>>62402469
There is no gold for iphone X only for iphone 8
>>
>>62393890
2¢ of scotch tape can fix that
>>
>>62393960
(((Apple))) """claims""" its phone only
>>
>>62390396
Buy now before the iPhone ten becomes the best selling device ever
>>
>>62393460
>Asians
>>
I love how flagships are becoming stupid overpriced garbage trying to one up each other with useless features just when i decided to stop wasting money on them. Budget android here i come
>>
>>62391616
>what a fucking joke
right, sweden is a joke
>>
>>62392731
>>62393742
Wrong. Message on the lock screen would have been different.
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>>62393517
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>>62399017
I held onto my 4s for as long as i could, had to get something newer once i started working in broadcasting. In order to keep up with emails, files, and other types of syncing in general, got an S8 and it's been a pretty flawless experience.
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>>62396302
then /g/ and /pol/ would have a field day.
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>$1000!
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>>62403855
nice fucking landscape iphags
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>>62403898
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>>62403952
LFMAO those borders on the top and bottom.

so buying an Iphag X is literally unnecessary unless you want an expensive af face unlock that takes 3 seconds to unlock your phone or meme with animojis.

nice phone iphags
>>
>>62403984
Wonder Woman was shot in 21:9 aspect ratio, what else did you expect?
>>
>Mouth breathers who don't understand that the iPhone X is not the same as what the iPhone 10 will be, hence the naming/branding

This is basically a concept car/tech demo to get fans of their product to buy something that's a bit of a treat (well for them, since I'm sure the money isn't an issue for most diehards), and it gets Apple some intel/experience with their future models.

It's basically like the 1st gen Apple Watch being fairly shit, but then releasing the newer one with far more functionality.
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>>62403984

they fucked up and cheaped out.... there needed to be two screens one flawless one with a cutout and a gud camera... totally possible with glass backs again the thinness and energy of oleds... throw in a headphone jack and 32/192 audio and a 512gb option and they could take my money... instead will be holding on to my 6s for some time
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>>62403984
>>62404115
That's because it's 21:9 video, 16:9 video won't look like that.
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>>62402021
Samsung will realese a bendable phone next year 100%.
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>>62403952
Ill just get the lg v30
>>
>>62404094
>iPhone X is not the same as iPhone 10
You do know they literally call the iPhone X iPhone 10, right? So they are literally the same phone.
>>
>>62403952
terrible
>>
>>62403952
This is officially the dumbest iphone
>>
>>62404654
oh shit, nvm, this makes me feel better >>62404215
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>>62389480
hello
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>>62394403
there are several sensors that not only prevent photos from being used, but 3D printed replica faces

long time sammy user, but i have to admit their faceID is miles above face scan / iris on android
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>>62393987
sony has already managed it on their phones

the side power button wouldn't replace the home button,
it'd just have fingerprint functionality when you press power button to turn on phone

considering they made it larger on the X why wouldnt they
>>
>>62392731
Hi John
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>>62399574

b but the 4s was the last steve jobs design

w what ? you want honest facts to disapear from teh interwebs

shame on you... shame on (Youuu)
>>
>>62402541

good luck with jailbreaking ion the future

i have jailbroke every iphone from 1 - 6s... the operating system has got crazy secure, within layers of secure...and talented people like geohot or todesco are holding out for a million dollar bank...not hot pockets...'

besides for some source code leak jailbreak is r.i.p.

t. cydia dev guy
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>>62393456
it really is sad that so many people refuse to believe this.
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>>62394658
>Go to google
nice try
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>>62395035
and yet shitposting on 4chan all day long at work i can get 2 days out of my 7+
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>>62399270
99% of apple users are women and niggers, they know their audience.
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