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APPLE KEYNOTE THREAD 3 2017-09-12 05:32:06 Post No. 62385817
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apple invented cardiology
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fuck white people and fuck trump, go apple
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Firat for stalling
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>>62385817
I want an Apple cock in my apple ass
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H O U S E A R R E S T
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TRAPS ARE NOT GAY
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But will it count my 4pl8 bench?
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No one gives a shit about these fucking watches
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> skiing and snowboarding app for your apple watch
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The display IS the antenna
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>>62385817
WHERE IS THE FUCKING STICKY?
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>1 hour battery life
google btfo
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>>62385817
Apple also invented diabetes management, just like they invented life
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>IT'S STILL GIGANTIC
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I want out of this ride.
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Did they buy a ton of 5 dollar chink watches and flash a custom rom?
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T H I N
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>electronic sim
What?
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>>62385850
YAS GIRL YAAASSS
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>eSIM is innovative
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sticky this mods
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MODS STICKY
MODS STICKY
MODS STICKY
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>same size
apple invented stagnation
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>>62385873
but they beat a $20,000 Rolex watch!
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>>62385877
>glass is radio transparent
say WHAT????
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skip the watch, tv, and all the bullshit get to the phones you tech fags
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Can't wait for Google Pixel II to BTFO this piece of garbage.
Google always wins. In everything.
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>DISPLAY IS THE ANTENNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>DISPLAY IS THE ANTENNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>DISPLAY IS THE ANTENNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>DISPLAY IS THE ANTENNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>62385850
This. Fuck white fags
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>clap now
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>its the same size
>we just made it 2.5 mm bigger
amazing simply amazing
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>if americucks would stop eating so much, we wouldn't habe to listen to this fitness shit.
thanks assholes
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is anyone actually going to make a call from their fucking wrist
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>Watching on a not Apple device
Apple devices can suck my dick
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STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_hJJMBosTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_hJJMBosTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_hJJMBosTg
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>>62385917
>updates
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SLAVING AWAY DIEDRE
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S-sure you are... *hehe*
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STICKY WHEN
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Oh gees, the leak was correct about this.
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THE CRINGE
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>>62385817
Anyone got URL for streaming in mpv?
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APPLE INVENTED TIME AND LTE CELLULAR
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HAHA TOTALLY UNSCRIPTED CONVERSATION LIKE NORMAL HUMANS
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>>62385850
Most white people & Trump use apple.
Go falseflag on your chinkphone threads babe LOLOLOL
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>>62385927
>0.25mm
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JUST
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APPLE IS DEAD
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>>62385924
I understand it's hard to be inferior.
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>>62385907
In looking like a numale faggot when wearing it, yes
>>62385924
Kill yourself you desperately coping spic
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>go with your apple watch
>on ski
ayy.
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guess what I'm on my paddleboard talking to you from my watch!
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something seems fishy as fuck here
>battery
>imei
>sim
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hahaha I sure do love surfing I can relate so much
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>that call quality
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>>62385935
Holy shit did they _add_ a bezel
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OH MY GOD SHE ON WATER UNBELIEVEABLE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
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>>62385877
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this conversation makes me want to kill myself
the fucking cringe
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APPLE INVENTED PADDLEBOARDING
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what kinda name is Didgedrah?
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*fall in the water*
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>>62385909
>clearest signals you ever heard of
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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OMG WATER
APPLE INVENTED WATER
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>>62385956
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I can't watch this anymore. Fuck Americans, fuck Apple. I'm out.
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I CANT HEAR SHIT TIM
PLEASE CALL ME FROM A PHONE U CUNT
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>JEFF
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>>62385983
what
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WOOOOO
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>>62385980
>fall once
>$300 down the drain
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APPLE INVENTED WATER
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>>62385990
as if this watch phone call was done live
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>>62386018
JEFF?
AS IN JEFF???
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>calling daedra
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>>62385933
people are making calls with 6" phones, so everything is possible.
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PROPRIETARY SIM CARD
PROPRIETARY SIM CARD
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>only mic is on the watch
that's some shit
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WAIT A MINUTE
IS THE SIGNAL SENT OVER CELLULAR TO THE IPHONE???? AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE?
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>>62385983
shit man everything is built in nowadays, feels like going back to a cdma...
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ok so how does it work?
You don't put your actual SIM in it. Is it synchronized with your number when you sign in you icloud account?
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POORFAGS WILL NEVER KNOW APPLE WATCH QUALITY
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>haha guys technology is crazy am i right fellow geeks?????
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>>62385924
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE SAID YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK!!!!!!!! YOU TRIGLYCERIDE HOARDING BEAST!
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GOING ROGUE
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This shit is so normie I think I'm going to die.
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M A G I C
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>WINDY LAKE
DINT LOOK WINDY TO ME
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ALL BOARDS REPORT!
/v/ here!
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YES
SPY ON ME WHILE I TAKE A SHOWER
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/pol/ is watching it seems
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>>62385850
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APPLE INVENTED THEATER
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APPLE WATCH HAS MAGIC POWERS CONFIRMED
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APPLE INVENTED MAGIC
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IT JUST FUCKING WORKS GOYS
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>>62386018
GEOFF
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Why the fuck is the digital crown red?
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Are these hired clappers or it's just an American thing?
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>>62386026
it's water proof
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APPLE INVENTED MAGIC
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>>62386038
It's no longer tethered to a phone
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SPORT LOOP
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>>62386021
you can't have a device connected to lte without those
it is ilegal
you could use it to nuke a bomb
this shit sounds sketchy
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APPLE INVENTED MAGIC
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Literally who fucking cares. They just added cellular. It's not 'darn close to magic'. Fuuuuu Apple is so boring
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I just realized
People dont call people on their phones anymore (texting) so you have to use your watch to call people now
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yes. watch is autonomous now. 1 step closer tototal apple botnet
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M A G I C
B
U
Y
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APPLE INVENTED STRAPS
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BUT WHAT'S THE FUCKING BATTERY LIFE?!
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Who else /comfy/ here?
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What is all this toy story?
>>62386049
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CELLULAR = MAGIC WHEN WE DO IT
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Why do they clap so much?
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>>62385924
Stop posting
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This shit is literally cancer th-they ta-talk so condescending and ca-can't talk without stuttering. Ever hear of practicing a presentation before you present it? Jesus christ. just get on with it and tell me when I can preorder the next pos iPhone already so I can get rid of the two year old one that cant even manage the current ios
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>>62386077
>whiter than most of the people on /pol/
what did int mean by this??
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>>62386055
>begging for (you)'s two threads in a row
please fuck off
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HE LOOKS LKE RON PAUL
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this is some science fiction shit my niggas, literally bond shit
this is some star trek shit right here, I'm blown away, inb4 $799
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>in the middle of a lake
>with a camera crew
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>>62386092
They're trained animals
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>>62386092
They're payed to.
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>>62386068
is it concrete proof ?
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>>62386034
yeah but you're going to look like a total douchebag and/or retard by either
a. holding up your wrist to your ear
b. talking to some motherfucker on your wrist through speakerphone, annoying everyone around you
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>>62386073
apple did capacitive screens
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> GREY FINISH WATCH
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>>62386070
that is what they said, but then it is a phone by itself
8 hours of battery life
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>>62386077
I want you to pound my bussy no homo
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>>62386092
Americans are literally brainwashed by consumerism. They can't help themselves
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SWIM-POOP-PROOF
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APPLE INVENTED GREY
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At last i can match a apple watch with my driving gloves!
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SBORTLÃœP
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>Apple invented ceramics
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SWIM POOP
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>cellular not default
wew
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Steve Jobs is spinning in his grave, all this forced diversity
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>>62386066
They do it for free
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>>62386095
No matter what anybody says about Steve he knew how to run a presentation.
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APPL-buy-E INV-buy-ENTE-buy-D CE-buy-LLU-buy-AR
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>>62386113
paid you inbred ESL slut
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>>62386078
Apple Engineer here, I had to find a witch to cast a spell on the prototype watch so it would work with cellular.
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>>62386091
saved
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>>62386077
could you pls use a trip so i can filter you
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>>62386090
Didn't mean to quote
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18 HOURS
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>All day Battery with LTE
BULL. SHIT.
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>>62386111
>CaMErAs Can"T ZoOm IN!11 ApPle DesTroyed!
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SWIM POO (in loo)
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>>62386089
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Does it cure AIDS?
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>>62386114
>changing the goal post
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>>62386104
forgot pic
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admit it /g/, this is kind of impressive
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>$400
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GET THIS GUY OFF THE STAGE
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>>62386150
;_;
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even if it fails you have to admit they tried this time with the watch
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Free from harmful materials, but still made by Chinese child slave labour.
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swim proof!
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They keep showing John Lasseter in the audience? Does this mean Pixar wrote the keynote?
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Swim and poop proof? Sold!
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>>62386055
>give me attention
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woah speakerphone works my cell phone is magic now
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Fixed carriers again.
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>>62386116
people thought the same with early phones
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>still have to charge it every day
Why not just give it a better battery instead of adding crap?
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But can you text?
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SEPTEMBER 15 BUY NOW GOYIM
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Bahahaha you though I'm paying $300 for a watch
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>>62386089
So comfy
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>>62386173
SOMEONE GET THIS HOT HEAD OUTTA HERE
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>400$ for a glorified Bluetooth headset
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IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
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THANKS FOR ALL THAT (YOU)s i got just by posting my non white legs
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>>62386171
gear s3 does this
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ssssssssecond
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>>62386188
Because size
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>>62386066
CIA gps locator
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>>62386177
>what about the children
who cares
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>>62386171
It's not. I bought a gen 1 and regretted it. Literally no point if you have a phone
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this guy can't count
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>$400 usd for a smartwatch
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>62386171
it is, but again, smart watches are useless
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lololololol not available on 3rd world pajeet countries
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Series 3 without cellular adds what exactly?
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>>62386152
...why?
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E I G H T E E N H O U R S
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>No cellular where I live.
Dropped.
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WHAT DEVICE IS NEXT LADS
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>>62386171
Yeah, it's pretty good. Especially for $350.
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>>62386166
artist?
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>Cellular not available here
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>>62386197
OUT
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HEY GUYS HOW DO YOU LIKE MY VERIZON APPLE WATCH THAT I PAY AN EXTRA $20/MONTH FOR ON MY DATA PLAN
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>>62386145
your lucky he isn't alive or every apple conference would have a bit about syrian refuge "i'm steve jobs and i'm a syrian refuge" *audience applauds until their hands bleed*
yo where the fuck is the damn new iphone?
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>>62386171
> all day battery
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WHERE THE FUCK IS OMISEGO
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REMEMBER THE 40 MILLION SONGS
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NIGGER MUSIC
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>$400 for a magic button in you're hand
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>>62385870
holy shit that is fucking genius, I wonder if you could actually do smart exercise tracking. if you somehow can measure the signals sent to your muscles you could probably calculate how much weight you are moving. And using the gyro you might even be able to track which exercise it is you are doing.
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>skateboarding in an airport
THATS NOT SAFE
REEEEEEEEEEE
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skating should be over
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Hey Apple! SPOTIFY IS STILL BETTER!
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>>62386171
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>>62386186
at least holding a phone up to your ear was a natural progression as an extension of your arm/hand
hold up your wrist to your ear right now and tell me it doesn't look/feel retarded or awkward as fuck
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>>62386147
True he was by profession a salesman.
This fuck is trying to be my friend, trying to sell me a raffle ticket and stumbling about
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>ANOTHER masturbatory commercial
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>tim cook has a deeper voice than everyone on /g/
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I CANT
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>>62386225
APPLE VR SCREENCAP THIS
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>>62386191
actually tech-socialist antifa buy open source lagdroid
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did they just show Scumfuck Flowerboy lmao
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This is why we can't have nice things
>WSJ
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>Skating
Is it the 90s again?
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>>62386241
>HE'S STILL BAGHOLDING
BWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>62386225
Mac
I bought one of those 5k iMac so fuck me if they're introducing new one
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>skips over tyler to play this stupid shit
what the fuck is this taste
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>it's the same size
>it's 2 paper sheets thicker.
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I just realized I have never seen anyone using the wireless earbuds
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18 h battery life on a watch
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>skateboarding
is this 2002?
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>this is the lifestyle I will live if I buy a watch
Fuck yeah
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FLOWER BOY WE OUT HERE
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>aw now a viable alternative to my garmin
interedasting
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who skates inside a building what a fucking nonce
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>>62386171
>all day battery
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>>62386171
all day battery lul
i can't imagine myself recharging an iwatch everynight
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Who the fuck is leaving all these skateboards around
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>>62386223
>>62386229
What part of bumfuck bogistan do you guys live if there is no cellular?
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APPLE INVENTED SKATEBOARDS
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DId Apple invent skateboarding?
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>>62386220
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>>62386229
Move out of your shithole, mahmud.
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>>62386171
>5 years from now
>every office job requires you to have a cellular watch
>on-call 24/7
wow what a great ""feature""
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the airpods really looks dumb
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>apple tv
WHO GIVES A FUCK
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>>62386261
ACTUALLY VERY LIKELY
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FUCKING TV
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THE PHONE MOTHERFUCKER
WE WANT THE PHONE
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BLACKS ARE OUR KANGZ - Apple
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>>62385924
You're fat
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Where's the security? You can't skate there!
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Apple TV now fuck
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Is there anyone in the world who actually listens to this type of music? It seems like something that was only invented for product advertisement
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>>62386272
you must not live on/near a college campus, i have seen quite a few
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POST YFW THE WATCH3 DIDN'T LEAK BECAUSE NOBODY GAVE A FUCK
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please give me (you)'s, i'm poor
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>apple tv
ok guys piss break
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APPLE TV BOOOOOOOO
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>listening to all your songs without taking your phone and zero wires
THE
FUTURE
IS
HERE
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will i be this cool if i buy an apple watch
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>TV
FUCK OFF TIM
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>>62386284
18hrs = all day, if you sleep
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GET TO THE PHONE
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>>62386274
>You have to charge it every 12 hours so you keep track of time anon!!!!!!
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>skateboarding in 2017
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>>62386265
That sounds like sarcasm
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How the fuck do they manage to get that many commercials
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>>62386290
It said it won't launch with cellular capabilities anywhere in scandinavia
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>"We think you are going to love it"
bingo, kek
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>ATV
Aww yes>>62386314
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APPPLE TVVV
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>>62386306
THIS.
TIM FAG HURRY UP
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How the fuck do you listen to music on that watch? Where is the headphone jack?
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AWARD WINNING TELEVISION
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APPLE INVENTED MOVIES
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>>62386264
I'VE BEEN KISSING BOYS SINCE 2001
Of course Tyler is here
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>>62386171
>swimproof
Is that a a made up word?
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>go home
>plug in my Apple(TM) iPhone(TM)
>plug in my Apple(TM) Watch(TM)
>plug in my Apple(TM) Wireless Earbuds(TM)
truly living the dream
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no it hasn't
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E M Y A W A R D
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shit their commercials have really high production value
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>>62386317
ping
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DID THEY JUST ANNOUNCE FUCKING ANTIGRAVITY TECHNOLOGY?
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>Apple tv
>Deafening silence
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>>62386300
Dumbest thing ever created
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>>62386219
more power
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NOBODY WATCHES TV ANYMORE, ITS ALL ON THE INTERNET
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>>62386294
How did you know I live in Sweden?
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>>62386342
buy my bluetooth beats
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>>62386321
>runs out of charge in 18 hours
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>>62386315
But that's where you're wrong, retard. It did leak.
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Apple TV is absolute shite compared to Chromecast and Fire TV
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>>62386342
in your 150$ blutooth headphones
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TIME FOR THE TV GUYS
BUY OUR PRODUCTS
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>>62386089
>>62386164
>all these one display cucks
laughing at your lives
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>>62386272
Isn't that kinda the point of them?
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>Giving Emmy's to technology
huh?
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>>62386342
bait
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MOVING ON TO APPLE TV
>complete silence
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>>62386329
> skateboarding in 2017
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>>62386171
> all day battery
HAHAHAHAHAH
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>tfw you have an iWatch Series 3 Cellular with BT AirPhones
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APPLE INVENTED TV
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>>62386310
Im acutally skinny m8
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APPLE INVENTED 4K
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when is steve presenting?
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>>62386321
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>>62386352
>this obsessed with your shitty late thread
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>>62386314
>>62386336
Woops.
I live literally next door to a university.
Maybe you have to be american.
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APPLE INVENTED 4K
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>Apple comparing their shitty product to color television
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>Apple TV
What's the point if you have a Smart TV or a PS4/XB1?
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>>62386363
>more power
For what? Calculating the time?
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>>62386352
this is the third one fuck whoever made that new one and didn't follow the right number
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The game just changed gentlemen
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4K INVENTED BY APPLE
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>4k
Welcome to 2014 Apple
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HOLY SHIT 4K GUYS
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Holy shit, Apple invented 4K
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>apple invented 4K
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>>62386371
Your stream is slightly quicker than mine, fuck you
Maybe it's because I'm across the Atlantic Ocean from you
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APPLE INVENTED 4K
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>>62386393
please let me usck your cock
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>>62386403
fair enough, i do live in america
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APPLE INVENTED 4K!!!!!
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>>62386179
And now JJ Abrams
Do they get the whole writers union to write these keynotes?
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>>62386393
they are just trying to fap on you
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APPLE INVENTED 4K
>APPLE INVENTED 4K
APPLE INVENTED 4K
>APPLE INVENTED 4K
APPLE INVENTED 4K
>APPLE INVENTED 4K
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>>62386419
>Applel TV 4K
Kinda late to the party
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>>62386379
Gotta keep that anime girl at hand at all times
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>>62386219
Swimproofability
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LOL this nigga just got here from vegas or some shit.
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APPLE INNOVATED AND INVENTED AMAZING 4K TECHNOLOGY WITH THE HELP OF AN AMAZING DIVERSE ENVIRONMENT OF CREATIVITY
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WOOOOOOOOO
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4K
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>industry standard
hahahah
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an emmy for a device wtf
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APPLE INVENTED 4K
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! CLAPCLAPCLAP! MURICA!
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>>62386393
>those thighs
Sure Pablo
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>>62386380
They are still visible, and apple would never fail to advertise their products, they are white for a reason.
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Modern TV's already can stream 4k video flawlessly, what's the point of this?
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APPLE INVENTED 4K & HDR
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>>62386393
i want to lick your feet
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APPLE INVENTED 4
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EDDIE seems like a cool guy
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HOLY SHIT 4K BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
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>>62386409
telemetry
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APPLE INVENTED 4K
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>>62386479
>Incredible
Incredible
>Incredible
Incredible
>Incredible
Incredible
>Incredible
Incredible
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Apple explaining what 4K is
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ahahahahhahahahah it's HDR BUTTHURT /G/ INCOMING
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APPLE INVENTS HDR AND 4K BOTH
HOW CAN OTHERS COMPETE
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>explaining 4k to the plebs
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>4k CHILDPORN
THANK YOU APPLEL
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>advertising a 4k hdr
>streaming at low bitrate 720p
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I want to take a shit
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Don't forget to pick up our Apple Display 4K along with your Apple TV 4K
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LOL the were just downplaying 4k two years ago with the 5k iMac
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APPLE INVENTED COLOR
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APPLE INVENTED HDR!!!!
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4K HAS FOUR TIMES THE PIXELS HOLY SHIT THE PATRONIZING
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apple 4k looks like 4k
WOW
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Apple invented HDR that you can notice on non-HDR display
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DUDE DESATURATION LMAO
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APPLE INVENTED HDR
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Isnt 8k the cutting edge, why they didnt go with that
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Did it seriously just jump 1.3% off a fucking watch.
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>better pixels
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SCREENSAVERS
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>>62386397
Second coming
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4k/5k HDR monitor incoming
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STILL 0 INNOVATION
STILL 0 INNOVATION
STILL 0 INNOVATION
STILL 0 INNOVATION
STILL 0 INNOVATION
STILL 0 INNOVATION
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>SCREENSAVER IN 4K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>62386518
Use your cell phone
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Incredible details and colors. Wow.
Except I'm viewing this on my own non-HDR non-4k screen.
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The fuck spiderman is already coming to bd its been out for what, a month
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>>62386570
Wait for the iPhone reveal
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>>62386480
>
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>GRAVITY GUN
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Apple TV clip showing a robbery
> What did you mean by that Tim Cook?
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APPLE INVENTED SPIDERMAN
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>Redone the UI
Literally nothing!
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>>62386570
wow a whole dollar!
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>>62386483
It has a half eaten apple sticked to it.
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>>62386272
I found a pair in the park, they were very waxy and gross. I ended up feeding them to ducks
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>That was great!
I assure you it wasn't
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>>62386616
>140kg
fat af
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>>62386616
HOLY SHIT
INSECURITY INTESIFIES
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>>62386483
air play?
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GRAVITY GUN!
Marvel ripping off Valve!
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> A10X
fuck, that's overkill af
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>>62386616
>140
>definitely a manlet
Sad!
Also
>your feet
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>>62386616
>5 feet tall
M A N L E T
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APPLE INVENTED DIVERSE HDR AND ENVIRONMENTAL FRIENDLY PIXELS OF CREATIVITY AND COURAGE
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>look at this 4K stream
>on this sub720p stream
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>>62386616
>his height starts with a 5
kek
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>4k HDR iTunes webrips
Thanks apple
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APPLE INVENTED NETFLIX
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Apple wins an emmy; in a category they created
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>>62386685
Yes yes i just btfoed you
>>62386666
Its in pounds eurocunt
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>>62386570
>>62386637
It usually drops a whole lot during keynotes.
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APPLE INVENTED HDR
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>>62386393
more like skinnyfat
i bet you have a muffin top
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>>62386651
Poor ducks ;_;
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> the rest
what did he mean by this?
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>>62386393
i want to lick your bum~
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SPORTS
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>>62386737
IT DROPS BY A DOLLAR?!?!?!?!?!
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>>62386715
This
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>>62386715
This. Finally some real 4K content.
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sports is a p big deal
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>>62386323
It looks ugly if you have masculine wrists.
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>>62386701
>not watching the 1080p60 stream
This is why you'll always be too stupid and poor for Apple products.
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>"it's so great because it's got the industry standard of 4K HDR resolution"
I'm no marketing expert but saying your new product has now reached 2-year old mainstream technology surely isn't a great statement.
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For God's sake why are they applauding? This is embarrassing. What the fuck apple?
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Pretty sure every satellite service has had this since 2006
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haha gaems
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>>62386769
you have to pay for every league you want to watch, and local games are blacked out
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>>62386793
Applefags wil literally think Apple invented 4k streaming. Not even joking.
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APPLE INVENTED LIVE SPORTS AND NEWS.
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Pretentious Indies, yay
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>That game company
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
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APPLE INVENTED SPORTBALL MY GOD HOW DO THEY INNOVATE SO HARD?!
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it's the guy from nvidia!
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>romantic social adventure game
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Didn't the PS3 have some kind of flower/wind game exactly like this?
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>>62386786
lmao
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I have some black friends.
Why would I like to listen to nigger music?
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>romantic social adventure game
A game targeted at /g/ users?
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"Romantic social game"
Fucking chinks. I hope your communist government cracks down and steals your shit.
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>>62386970
same company like they said
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>>62386939
We made Journey, but shity
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>>62386970
These guys made that.
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>lomantic social aventule game
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>>62386970
Same company.
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by righting arr the canders
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>apple exclusive
Hello Nintendo
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>>62387016
>We made Journey, but shity
>They DID make Journey.
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Show the fucking phone already
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>one finger gaymen
This is how far we've fallen
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>flying simulator the game
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>>62387060
This is a high quality Nintendo wii era Zelda rip
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>>62387088
The power of Apple.
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Finally I can play flight simulator with apple TV. Thanks Steve jobs!
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There we go finally
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Sky is so cringey ffs... Appletards are funny.
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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Nice stuttering faggot
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wait, the tv costs only 200$? did i read right?
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>humanity
That's why we're now charging you even more for a fucking phone! Give us your money every year for old technology yessss yeees
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>>62387162
tv box im pretty sure
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>>62387162
it doesn't come with a screen sweetie
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>>62387162
It's a box like shield TV or mi box
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>History of the iPhone
Kill me now.
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>playing a video to intro it
jobs rolling in his grave
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This shit better have USBC I want to leech off iPhone fags with my devices when I visit friends. Fuck Lightning
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Literally renamed iPhone 7
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>ALL NEW DESIGN
Hahaha literally exactly the same
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>BEZELS
Hahahahahah holy fuck Apple sucks balls
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Waiting for 10 million antutu scores
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>>62387314
it's called spinning.
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what happened here? where;s everyone?
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>>62385817
> ML on your phone
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>>62387573
Nothing interesting happened.
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it's literally the same phone, I genuinely feel bad for applefags
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>>62387565
Maybe that's how they power the new HQ
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iPHONE X WITH 1024gB FOR $1024 INCOMING!!!!!
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WE SUPER RETINA BROS. NOW
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SAMSUNG DID QUITE GOOD WITH THOSE DISPLAYS
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White genocide is real, notice no white males in any of the presentation pictures.
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