https://www.apple.com/apple-events/ september-2017/ IT'S HAPPENING

>gorillaz

STICKY WHEN

Live stream: https://p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/17oiubaewrvouhboiubasdfv09/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8

>>62384357
The stream is right on apple's website, retard.

>>62384346
This. STICKY PLS

>>62384357
it downloaded something. am i fucked?

>Apple hosting anything
>/g/ mods will never sticky

Come on mods....

>>62384399
rip anon

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>>62384389
What did they mean by this?

>>62384399
open it in your video player dummy

Anyone have a link for doing the stream through VLC?

>>62384420
install gentoo

>>62384420
means you're a poorfag

STARTING NOW

>>62384420
fuckers wants you to use safari

Does the apple site usually crash?

I want to snake in a preorder during lunch.

>>62384446
Use Edge.

>Requirements: Live streaming uses Apple’s HTTP Live Streaming (HLS) technology. HLS requires an iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch with Safari on iOS 9.0 or later, a Mac with Safari on macOS v10.11 or later, or a PC with Microsoft Edge on Windows 10. Streaming via Apple TV requires an Apple TV (2nd or 3rd generation) with software 6.2 or later or an Apple TV (4th generation).

>>62384453
you beta cuckold. kill yourself nig nog

>>62384459
>Windows 10
no thanks

POST YOUTUBE STREAM OF THE EVENT

>stutterer doing a philosophical speech

great start

>>62384446
Can you read?

>>62384420
use mpv

why cant we all just get along :(

IT STARTS

>>62384453
Pre orders will not be available from today.
Also are you going to pay 1000 americuck dollars for a fucking phone? hahahahhaha loser.

>>62384476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt2OHQh0HoQ

this is so beautiful ;_;

>coworkers invited me to watch the apple keynote
>would rather watch with /g/ instead
w-whats wrong with me?

STICKY

Anyone else literally crying right now?

>If Steve was alive today he would be appalled by the direction this company has went.

>>62384420
winfags must view with Microsoft Edge

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Reminder: Use video over to shitpost on /g/ while watching the faggot talking

>Photo of Jobs with first iPhone on screen
>A FEW PEOPLE START CLAPPING
Holy fuck

who's that guy in the background he's talking about

>>62384357
>https://p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/17oiubaewrvouhboiubasdfv09/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
thanks kindlly

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shit isn't working in edge

and in VLC audio is playing but video is frozen

H A L P

>>62384528
How do I do this in Windows?

>>62384357
>960x544
what year is it?

>>62384539
John Lennon, creater of the guitar.

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>>62384528
Already on it senpai

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECT

>>62384528
>can only put video in corners
Fuck that's so typical Apple.

>>62384548
quick dl mpv

>>62384357
It gets stuck EVERY 5 FUCKING SECONDS

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>>62384528
>safari

>>62384399
Made me kek.

STEVE IS BACK BABY

show the stuff already lmao

>>62384577
and youtube-dl

>>62384548
>shit isn't working in edge
works on my machine

>>62384570
S

>edge not working
>macbook safari is

lol windows fags

Jobs died? How long?

>>62384357
thank you, lad

TIM COCK

PLEASE REMEMBER STEVE JOBS

PLEASE DONT REMEMBER ALL THE TERRIBLE USELESS UPGRADES AND FAILURES THAT HAVE BEEN MADE UNDER MY TENURE

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>>62384559
hmmm

>hurricane talk
thoughts and prayers

>>62384612
> how long?
about 11cm

>>62384476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_hJJMBosTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_hJJMBosTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_hJJMBosTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_hJJMBosTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_hJJMBosTg

>>62384496
shit stream t.b.h

>samsung OLED displays

they copied the s8 so much they even use the same display

>>62384325
>stream only works on apple devices
fuck off

THEY ARE BRINGING BACK STEVE JOBS!!
ANDROID PAJEETS BTFO!!!

>>62384608
>Currently unavailable
>fucking apple TV

TIM KEK

>what's this faggot doing on my stage

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POST SETUPS

>multi billion dollar greedy as fuck company
>please donate

fuck off asshat, treat your workers better first

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>>62384608
Just werks on my PC :^)

>>62384548
It just started working on edge.

WTF is his accent.

>GOY GIVE SHEKEL

>>62384635
little

>>62384459
They showed it to the android users.

why does he sound like he's about to announce that apple park has dinosaurs

over 9000 trees

>steve jobs android in every household

holy shit apple won

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>>62384612
Almost 6 years

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>>62384577
thank you friend!

it's working

>>62384636
>3 minutes delay
Nice stream

OVER 9000

OVER 9000

WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT YOUR SUPID PARK

>>62384685
Because he is.

OVER 9000

>buildings
>eco
>trans
>diversity
>Steve
Apple on life support

OVER 9000 TREES

>100% renewable energy

Based apple doing what Drumpf won't

>could've announced a new macbook
>wasting keynote time on the campus specs instead

faggot

WHY IS HE STUTTERING

>>62384685
what do you think tim's favorite dinosaur is?

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BRING THE OUTSIDE IN

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Jesus Christ..

>>62384685
>>62384685
Apple invented dinosaurs

>>62384662

>different colored hands

WHAT AGENDA COULD THIS BE

FUCK YOU IRELAND

APPLE SHOULD PAY TAXES TO EVERY COUNTRY THEY'RE OPERATING IN

IF YOU'RE IRISH AND READING THIS: FUCK YOU

the burberry bitch
she is one of the main characters in fucking Apple since Jobs kicked the bucket

>>62384751
get the stream url in this thread and open it in mpc or mpv

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>>62384662
FUCKING LOL

>>62384357
>>62384420
it means you're too stupid to go to youtube and search for a livestream

everytime he says PRAWDUCKS it sounds like his throat is trying to kill itself

IT'S ME ANGULA

They're pushing all this bullshit because they know the tech is going to flop.

>apple stores are town squares
lmaoooooooo

OH SHIT THEY REVIVED CARRIE FISHER

>town squares

is the stream laggy for anyone else
skips all the fucking time despite a decent connection on my end

APPLE INVENTED TOWN SQUARES

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they have /pol/

>we dont call them stores
>we call them town squares

christ almighty let me die already

DIVERSITY

new iphone external antenna confirmed

I'd fuck her desu

mommy!

>>62384399
use hls extention

>be apple

>make "campus"

>not in the shape of an apple logo

you cucks

>>62384796
Working great in Safari for me

MILF alert

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she sounds like drinks a lot of alcohol

>>62384779
>chink talking over the conference and playing music
n-no thanks

>>62384548
search it on youtube you fucking idiot

literally 10 streams

Stop waving your fucking hands about

Why the massive fucking border spaces?

DIEVERSITY

Americans are so fucking cringy

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>>62384751
Doesn't even work in Edge like they say it should. All I get is this screen.

what the fuck is apple doing seriously

they've morphed into some biza

>>62384796
mpv is working noice

A MORE RELAXED CERVIX EXPERIENCE

if you find this sexy, you really need to go outside more often

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>this is the company /g/ shills

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ok so apple stores are now just like cafes with free open space

sounds cool but too bad the stores are always fucking packed

Who 'hangs out' in a fucking store? Holy fucking balls Americapitalists are insane

>>62384843
the youtube stream has a literal pajeet translating to pajeet
it is pretty funny

CERVIX EXPERIENCE

HOO BABY

CERVIX
E
R
V
I
X

>>62384857
This

>cervix experience

>>62384844
MBA here, they tell us to do that in our communications classes to keep audiences engaged.

>cervix
>corrects herself to service

INSPIRE TO SPEND MORE

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>>62384657
Safari is too comfy tbqh

CERVIX EXPERIENCE

T O W N S Q U A R E S

This is fucking hilarious. Niggers and 10 year olds will just ruin this shit.

>gaming

Did she say cervix experience instead of service?

>>62384880
>hanging out in a store

what is a cafe or restaurant

>>62384857
Refresh. Works here.

>cervix experience

what did she mean by this?

>>62384879
How long until Apple makes their own chain of coffee cafes?

>We'd like to introduce our head of town square planning
>David Koresh

>>62384898
>MBA here
unironically k y s

>>62384883
>>62384883
You either die a macfag or live long enough to see yourself become a pajeet

All this looks gay and stupid just like their new phones will lmao

Whats the full link?
Mpv cant play just https://www.apple.com/apple-events/september-2017/

>>62384857
works on mine

>>62384943
read nigga read

>>62384923
Starbucks bankruptcy confirmed

this is GAY

>>62384943
>>62384357

>>62384931
Stay mad faggo

>>62384916
;)

>>62384857
>>62384888
jfc, ctrl-f5
/g/ sucks

>>62384904
mommy is horny

LIBERAL ARTS

>>62384911
>what is a cafe or restaurant
Cafes and restaurants aren't stores. Are you dumb?

Apple shows a society that could perfectly appear in Demolition Man
who believes this shit is real? the rich investors or what?

Jesus christ how out of touch are these "Humans"

>>62384926
Designated shitting streets.

>>62384915
I refreshed many times. Doesn't do anything. Same exact shit happened in the last stream earlier this year.

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>>62384857
works for me

im not even sure what they're marketing apple stores as anymore

are they schools

are they cafes

are they rain shelters for wandering homeless people

THIS WILL BRING A NEW ERA OF THE INTERNET TO REAL LIFE HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAY SHIT GET TO THE PRODUCTS ALREADY I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS

>>62384966
>sells coffee and food
>not a store

> BUGS EVERYWHERE

I wonder what the Verizon upgrade cost will be... Betting like $450
Gonna get a few for employees and maybe one for myself.

Who here /manages company phones/

WOW SO DIVERSE

is this event taking place in africa?

look at that beautiful diversity

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>>62384657
Whats the point of watching that shite? I rather do some modelling and just listen to the stream.

CUSTOMERS LOVE IT!!

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>RZA is just another apple store employee

>>62384986
theyre TOWN SQUARES you fucking poor nigger

>>62384959
Refreshed like 10 times. How can I trust Apple with a phone if they can't even get their livestream working?

>relaxed cervix experience

NO WHITE PEOPLE

>>62384959
Still doesn't work you fucking retard. Edge is just a broken piece of shit.

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>>62384965
Fuck everything about this company.

>>62384965

HAHA GUYS THEY SAID THE WORD LIBERAL. THAT'S CUE TO GO APESHIT.

>>62385025
Just watch the YouTube stream pleb

>>62384738
>muh wealth redistribution hoax

Koding invented

>6 gorillon dollar company
>can't stream shit
DIVERSITY

do you think they'll open one in Brazil?

install mpc-hc
load file
paste this:
https://p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/17oiubaewrvouhboiubasdfv09/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8

EMBRACE THE ALIEN SOCIETY

how do i fast forward this shit?

WHY THE STALLING APPLE ARE YOU OUT OF IDEAS?
WHY THE STALLING APPLE ARE YOU OUT OF IDEAS?
WHY THE STALLING APPLE ARE YOU OUT OF IDEAS?
WHY THE STALLING APPLE ARE YOU OUT OF IDEAS?
WHY THE STALLING APPLE ARE YOU OUT OF IDEAS?

>>62384986
they're like community learning centers except only for people with a $1000 electronic touch screen ticket

>>62385032
That started last year

>>62385050
Again, it's just a pajeet talking over the entire livestream

I guess they knew people would have closed the livestream 10 minutes ago if they included this shit at the end.

>>62384325
>Liberal Arts

>>62385032
>all apple execs and presenters are white
>all the actors in the movies are brown

Why are white so self hating?

>>62384981
Strange. Try >>62384357 in vlc

>2017
>not watching someone else watching other people watch someone talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCdOtkhneB0

Why is Apple the only tech company with presenters who aren't complete autists? It's so refreshing to actually understand what's being said.

>>62385066
>he thinks apple is monitoring this thread

>>62385015
>that sexy aero
sounds fair

>>62385066
They always do this. They're not stalling you impatient mongrel.

>>62385062
you close and reopen

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>you will never be an apple "woo" guy

>>62385058
How do I install mpc-hc on Android?

STFU YOU CHATTY MOTHERFUCKS

>>62385066
Its called build-up and news, faggot.

>>62385015
>Plane.044
>it's a fucking car

>>62385066
Seriously how does there campus affect the customers

why is there a black woman in every picture holding the device?

>corporation takes over urban spaces to normalize its presence
>audience claps

>>62384325
Welcome to 2014

is apple a cult

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>watching this on a no apple's device.

>>62385095
what if all the woos are sarcastic

>>62385066
THEY GOT NOTHING SHOWS OVER PACK IT UP BOYS

Are you shaking Androidfags?

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would you shop here?

>>62385084
RElaxed cervix experiance

EVERYONE IS A KODER GUYS

exspecially

>>62385108
EVERYONE IS GETTING KEKED

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>>62384903
>he needs his browser for that because his wm is too shitty

>>62385095
BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>62384325
Mods. Sticky please! I need to save all of this banter!

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>>62385082
>unbox therapy

>enrich lives
Enrich your fucking wallet you mean. Overpriced shit

>GLASS CUBES!!!

>>62385107

Customers aren't the only people watching you dumb faggot.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMERICLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!
WOOOOOOOOOOO

I'd fucker 2bh

>>62385108
Because they make up a large majority of the population, which is also why there are very often white people holding devices.

>>62385090
>>62385102

Nobody gives a fuck about their apple centers and all this bullshit

They're clearly stalling because the new devices are going to be a huge letdown

do these white elephant stores in the economic centres of the world actually conduct any business or are they merely there as a marketing gimmick

>>62385096
i guess you could install VLC on android

EXPECIALLY

>>62385103
Fuck off, I'm lazy.

>town squares
ancapple at it again

>FIND ME A BUNCH OF SMART PEOPLE AND A FEW BLACK ACTORS.

>>62385096
>Android

THOUGHT CRIME DETECTED

NOW I CAN FINALLY TELL THE TIME
YESSSSSSSSSSSS

HOLY SHIT A NEW APPLE WATCH

>Watch

FUCK OFF TIM

Nothing about Zen based macs?

Why the put it like black people are half of the population, when in reality they're like... 12%?

i am tired of seeing black people on every second apple advert

WHY NO FAT APPLE EMPLOYEES?

> Apple Watch
Literally no one cares

APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH

Bought apple stock yesterday. Feels good to ride the hype wave

>>62385156
All events do this. Calm down whiteboi

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STREAM IS HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHsf6OuYoaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHsf6OuYoaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHsf6OuYoaw

This is just fucking creepy

THEY CLAP LIKE TRAINED ANIMALS!

does timmy have a chest cold or does he normally sound like that?

>>62385118
>is apple a cult

Do you not know Apple?

>>62385129
>A building entirely made of glass
>Chicago

ROLEX FAGS ON SUICIDEWATCH

>TODAY IM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE WE HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD

prOOOODUCTS

>ApPLE WATCHJ Hoely GUACOMOLE!111

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>mfw Tim still wont let his precious failed watch project die

Can't tell you guys how much I enjoy apple events shitposting with /g/

Literally a homosexual on stage

LEL

Stop clapping you sick motherfuckers

APPLE INVENTED WATCHES

>>62385076
Weird cause I'm watching it on YouTube and there's no pajeet.

PROTIP: Type "Apple iPhone live" into youtubes search and select a result

ROLEX BTFO
CASTRO ROLLING IN GRAVE

If I can spoof the Apple Watch 3 into working like a separate phone so I don't have to carry 2 phones for work anymore I'll buy it

This is so litty

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APPLE WATCH IS THE NUMBER ONE WATCH IN THE WORLD
HAHAAHAHAHA
AHAHAH
AH
AA
H
H
HAHA
A
HA
HH
AAA
HAH
AHH
AAHAHHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
HGAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

>>62385193
That's because they are.

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Reminder if you are texting a bitch and pop up green you are finished.

>Battery now lasts 3 hours instead of 2

CANT
STOP
THE
APPLE
DOMINATION

ROLEX SHITTERS BTFO

Do you love the Watch /g/?

>Enrich lives
Enrich lives
>Enrich lives
Enrich lives
>Enrich lives
Enrich lives
>Enrich lives
Enrich lives
>Enrich lives
Enrich lives
>Enrich lives
Enrich lives
>Enrich lives
Enrich lives
>Enrich lives
Enrich lives
>Enrich lives
Enrich lives
>Enrich lives
Enrich lives

WHERE'S THE STICKY YOU NEWFIG MODS
WE HAD STICKY LAST YEAR

>>62385196
AIDS
I
D
S

*clap*clap*clap*clap

>>62385178
Cause muh diversity.

>>62385180
You gotta eat vegan only and the buildings in the park are a mile away from each other. No cars allowed.

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NUMBER ONE WATCH

Holy shit more APple Watches than actual watches?

That is actually impressive

Rolex BTFO I dare say?

>>62384751
more like "we don't support your browser"

>THIS IS BLOWAHG?
what did he mean by this

>>62385152
You know everyone is watching this for the new iphone faggot fuck

SUCKED IN WATCH THREADS, APPL$L WON.

>number one watch in the world
Do people even wear them? I think I might have seen only one person wear one.

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ROLEX ON SUICIDE WATCH

NUMBER 1

NUMBER 1

NUMBER 1

This is Russian Cyborg

ROLEX BTFO

PRIVYET APPLE

la/g/droid btfo again

ROLEX FAGS BTFO FOREVER AND EVER

>>62385205
it's the best selling watch in the world

Of all the smartwatch manufacturers the apple watch is the only one that is actually working

A fucking russian cyborg
How can others compete!?!?!?

Fuck this shit give me a g shock

who the fuck would buy an apple watch?

it's useless

ROLEX BTFO

ROLEX BTFO

ROLEX BTFO

>ROLEX BTFO

>ROLEX BTFO

>ROLEX BTFO

>>62385191
Like a sect.

WTF IS HE TALKING ABOUT

>whenever the camera pans at the audience they look fucking bored
>whenever presenter or cook say a keyword some team of assholes say 'woo' perfectly synchronised.

laughable

MR KEK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>62385191
i fucking KNOW right
>apple changing lives and shit whohah

Russian Cyborg should run this show

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who the fuck still uses smartwatches?

>>62385226
>Texting an applefag
thank god

>bar mitzva

ROLEX, CASIO BTFO

With what fucking criteria is apple watch no. 1?

APPLE INVENTED HEALTH

Fuck off Jews

NEW

>>62385293

>>62385293

>>62385293

>>62385129
I can't afford to

Mr. cuck

this shit makes me sad about my pebble watch

also
>i used to be a scrawny nerd afraid of activity
fucking dyel cardiofag

It is sad
I miss Steve
his intonation while talking was real
they don't know how to do it
they just
try
to
tell
everybody
aaaaaall this stupid
lies

>BAR MITZVAH
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

>>62385294
hello

>>62385289
Russian Cyborg already got the zucc from Mr Cook.

>>62385259
/wtg/ btfo

>>62385288
They think pandering to upper middle class liberal women is changing lives

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>>62385208

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HAHAHAHAHHA ROLEXFAGS GET FUCKED

Bix Nood Tim Cook I sotlze some apple watches and luv it

>>62385226
Stop dating 3DPD

>bar mitzvah

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>i used to be a scrawny sport hating kid
>still a complete DYEL
lmao

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>Russian cyborg
>Dutifully oblige

>>62385294
OY VEY

>>62385259
SUICIDE
>WATCH

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>All these people reading from the scripts Apple sent them.

Learn your lines lads, it's not hard.

They revived Bubba for this shit?

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To all you fuckers Ctrl+F'ing "m3u8," here's an HD feed if you're into that sort of thing.
(1280x720)
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>>62385296
>With what fucking criteria is apple watch no. 1?
BEING THE BEST

When Apple tells you to stand, you stand

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>Bar Mitzfah

OH FUCKIGN VEY

NEW

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>>62385259
YOU HAVE ONE JOB ROLEX 1 JOB.
(1) FUCKING JOB
EXACTLY ONE
AND APPLE IS FUCKING BEATING YOU????

APPLE INVENTED FITNESS

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boi that fucking ballet dancer was fucking THICC im dying

APPLE INVENTED PHYSICAL ACTIVITY

FAT SHAMING

>>62385291
Apparently a shitload of ppl

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(((world traveler)))

>>62385360
FUCK OFF THIS THREAD STILL HAS PLENTY OF LIFE

>>62385269
The Samsung one is solid too, main problem being that it took until the S3 for it to be worth buying, so it didnt have the out-the-gate impact of the Apple Watch.

I scored one of the S3 Frontier for free, and it's actually great. Best mobile pay system on anything at the moment, looks and feels solid. But needs more app support.

>>62385342
open your fucking eyes. how rude.

MY NAME AH JEFF

>>62385342
stream starting to lag

>>62385431

Your mom is starting to sag.

>>62385431
works on my machine™

FROM THE APPLE WEB-SITE'S ABOUT THIS KEYNOTE PAGE: "Tim Cook is excited to announce the latest feature roll out process, in which products in the Apple Ecosystem will receive integral feature updates designed to help consumers on a location basis. For the first week we will be debuting with an addition to the find your device series, for our European customers here is a nifty new function: muslim finder, helping you to find potential terrorists and avoid them. enjoy!"

>>62385416
The watch itself looks more like a real watch and doesn't need any special watch straps, it can use any regular watch strap

I just wish Samsung would stop being faggots and let it be used with any android device not just galaxies

Apple makes the best smartphone, hands down, but goddamn it, they are such self righteous, pretentious bastards.

Fucking purge them.

How to fast forward a live stream. They are showing crap.

>apple watch will notify you when you have elevated heart rate without doing any physical activity
yes, that's what I need. notifications about my anxiety.

>Cute coworker walks by
>Watch starts beeping
>HR notice soon, stalker.

>>62385527
>best smartphone

According to Stacie and her bffs