Apple Keynote 2017

http://wccftech.com/a11-benchmarks-geekbench/

LEAKED

>be american
>get clapped

Where the fuck is the url so I can watch in VLC?

your subject could be "any keynote ever" and if you swapped out the apple-specific names you'd be fine

>>62384055
>vlc
SOPA

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>inb4 innovation brave and diversity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt2OHQh0HoQ

https://youtu.be/bHsf6OuYoaw

Why do Americans clap so often? It's impossible to watch a speech with a live audience, because they interrupt the speaker every 5 seconds with claps.

>>62384108
Thanks mate

Is it weird that I watch these when I have never ever owned an apple product in my life?

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Long-time Android user here. I'm only here for the memes

>>62384108
What is the name of the song in the 2nd link?

>>62384120
clap after movies too. literally at the screen

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>>62384036

>>62384135
I like watching these tech keynotes. Same with E3 and the like for video games, even though hardly any of the games interest me in any way

>>62384148
Not sure, maybe this one:
https://youtu.be/I8ioi6zrJSM

hit us up with a VLC link. I don't have an apple product and Windows 10 is garbage

anyone have the apple url?

>>62384210
waiting for that too

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Hello welcome to /g/ visitor.

What boards are you from?

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>>62384136
Long time Android user here, I'm making the switch to the iPhone 8

I've used phones from Sansung to LG to HTC and sitting on my Nexus 6P since launch has been nothing but absolute headaches and searching forums for how to fix bug X,Y or Z.

I'm sick of these battery draining bugs, lagginess and this phone is running latest and greatest pure stock android (So over-rated). I'm sick of not being part of iMessage group chats, failing MMS messages, having to rely on 3rd party apps because the stock clock app or reminder (Keep) are just hideous. No continuity with my Macbook Pro, No first party accessories, no customer service, no store I can just walk in with a problem (Have you tried dealing with Huawei or Google? What a joke).

I can't wait till the iPhone 8 launches, I left them the same reason you did - I just simply got bored and outgrew it a while ago, I liked tweaking Android devices but now I'm a grown up with a full time job I don't care nor have the time to spend staring at my phone home screen and making it as "miniamlist" as possible. I just had to factory reset my 6P and left everything stock because I'm not bothered anymore. I just want a phone that is reliable, does the job and won't eat away at my battery making the phone obsolete after just one year of ownership.

I can't wait for the iPhone 8 Launch. Good bye Android was nice browsing forums trying to fix solutions for you.

>>62384210
https://p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/17oiubaewrvouhboiubasdfv09/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8

How do I watch this shit without surrendering to the W10 buttnet?

post yfw you are not poor and you will pre order the new iphone friday

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>>62384244
/fit/ here all of us Chads have iPhones. The design optimization and eco system are amazing. Poorfag pajeets and manchildren will never know that feel

>>62384259
>>62384216
>>62384210
see
>>62384108

>>62384078
whats wrong with diversity

>>62384281
>unofficial shitty youtube links

fuck no

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>>62384265

https://p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/17oiubaewrvouhboiubasdfv09/js_files/event/url.json

>>62384036
Wow. Every browser other than safari apparently "doesn't support live streaming of the event"

>>62384252
thanks

>>62384244
/pol/, /tv/, /lit/ and sometimes /biz/ and /sci/

>>62384291
thanks famalamaramadingdong

>>62384190
thanks

>this low energy voice

i can already tell it's going to be a lame keynote

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>>62384265

WHO ELSE /HYPED/

STARTS IN 3 MINS

Viewable in Chrome if you install this:

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/native-hls-playback/emnphkkblegpebimobpbekeedfgemhof

and go here:

https://p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/17oiubaewrvouhboiubasdfv09/js_files/event/url.json

>>62384152
Are non-Americans incapable of realizing that certain actions can carry meaning and information beyond the immediate and initial use? Clapping is used to express praise, approval and appreciation. It's not a law of physics that the recipient of the praise must be present. Sometimes you are communicating to others in your social group that you liked it. Condemning clapping in a theater on the basis that the creator/s of the content are not present is akin to saying that you are not allowed to express any kind of opinion when viewing art in a gallery unless the artist is present. Sometimes the display of praise, or in some cases disapproval, are intended to be shared with those in your immediate surrounding, not the content makers. Seriously don't understand why this is so hard for eurofags to comprehend. I guess you're not free to have opinions that the nanny state doesn't want you to have. Sad.

>>62384291
mega propz

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>>62384265
Feels good. I can't imagine how all those third worlder pajeets brazilians and gooks feel right now

>>62384303
>>62384252
Open in VLC or mpv

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thank you
haha
thank you i am thrilled

>>62384305
>/pol/
You have to go back.

>>62384334
My bad. Here's the actual link.

https://p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/17oiubaewrvouhboiubasdfv09/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8

>>62384303
Edge works

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>beatles

>I like it especially when disney is on the top

I bet you do, you fucking lsd fag

>>62384367
Confirmed working on MX Player on Android

creepy ass vibes

Just get here

twitch tv/appleevent

Quality commentary included

More like Tim Cuck am i right haha

did I just see Dennis from LTT?

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>>62384036
it's... almost... like... these events... are scripted....... hmmmm

>all the chingchongs looking for the next design to steal.

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED

>>62384334
you are a god

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This is what the average Apple hater looks like. That's a fact

apex cringe

Apple products have really bad battery life, why do you people spend 800$ on something that uses all of its battery life to send user data to a cloud service that doesn't even have proper security

>>62384417
Haha Phil Shill-er lol

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>62384436
why are his bangs so thin?

>>62384430
YEAH I GET IT OK NOW STOP

>>62384435
<3

so deep

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Why do ugly virgin omega male weeaboo NEETS hate Apple so much?

>vlc has a bar that finished then it lags and then it restarts again
Why does it do this

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>all this faggotry about helping people when they just want your money

>>62384279
>grills in their underwear
>chads not wearing tighty whities
Disappointing.

Jesus Christ, please stop

Aand the apple fanbois are already creaming their pants

>>62384244
Just /g/ and sometimes /vr/ or /co/

>>62384365
There is literally nothing wrong with /pol/, anyone who also holds contempt for the current state of western animation is a friend of mine

could he look more like a fag?

FUCK JOBS DIED!

>>62384462
> smug Steve saying you never meet inventor or shake their hand
> unapologetically steals technology from creators with no compensation

>>62384471
Also happening here, disgusting

>>62384444
checked the truth

>vlc stream behind apple
Damnit

Which stream is the least delayed fastest?

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>>62384471
install mpv

Tim Cook looks positively ill.

MUH STEVE

MUH MARKETER JEW

please announce the new shit famalam
I only have short time

>iPhone: Steve Jobs Edition
are they srs?

>>62384504
It seems related to cache but increases the cache time doesn't do shit for the lag

Steve Jobs Theatre dedication is pretty legit.

>>62384524
wut

>>62384512
why does your 4chan look like that

It will be 7s and 7plus right? This fags are too greedy to announce 8

what the fuck is this pajeet stream lmao

How do i watch this shit if i don't have windows 10?

>>62384526
I'm trying mpv

jesus fucking christ tim cook what happened to you

How is this shit not like a religion?

>Steve is rolling in his grave as we speak

fucking hurry up i dont want to hear about dead aids faggot just announce the new gayphone 9

>>62384547
MacOS or iOS, pajeet

POST A GOOD STREAM I HAVE PAJEETS TALKING OVER THE YOUTUBE LINK

>>62384542
8, 8+ and X according to the leaked GM.

>>62384538
because appchan :^)

>>62384552
aids

>these linux cucks in here
fucking kek just install windows 10 nigga hahahaha nigga just use edge hahahahahaha

WHERE IS THE NEW FUCKING PHONE ALREADY YOU FAG

use MPV you bakas

>>62384538
Hey, newfriend! You can change how 4chan looks by the dropdown menu labelled 'Style' at the very bottom of the thread.

>>62384563
https://www.apple.com/apple-events/september-2017/

*claps in american*

Yes Steve was great, can we get to the phone now please?

>>62384557
They always wait till the very end for the iPhone reveal.
Be ready for some Apple Watch and marketing partner shit for the next 20 minutes.

Literal personality cult

IMESSAGE COMING TO ANDROID BOYS

So much clapping in this thing!

Is edge not working for anyone else?

>hook up Apple TV to watch event
>launch Apple Events app
>"Apple events is unavailable. Try again later."

what did they mean by this?

works fine in Edge browser. Did they just block chrome arbitrarily? It's fucking webkit lol. petty

>>62384563
twitch appleevent

>>62384569
yeah, I still say it will be 7. This greedy faggots are maximum jews.

Why are we talking about Hurricanes

MUH FLORIDA

why? fucking why?

>>62384609
fine with me senpai

>>62384538
>what is stylus or stylish?

>>62384547
There's a vlc link here, look it up

>>62384616
americans love to clap to emotional things.

>>62384611
They didn't block it. Chrome just doesn't support HLS.

windows 10 is gay lmao
nvm i found the url

>>62384611
Nah it's just no other browser implemented HLS

hurricane irma didnt do much though right?

>>62384616
Gotta keep it political. Apple wants your product RED sheckles to keep AIDS alive.

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>muh florida

>>62384426
how fucking braindead can you be to only realize these things are scripted now?

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Show me the damn phone already

We are redifining the world of smartphones by giving you a free 1 year subscription to BLACKED dot com *audience claps and curses white people and drumpf*

>let me tell you a little bit about our new home
please don't

>>62384611
They make it only support their HLS protocol rather than the open standard that literally everyone else uses

>blatently copying the Google campus

IT'S SPELT "THEATRE" YOU STUPID FUCKING AMERICAN CUNTS

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

YYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

>>62384588
i know how to change the colors his still looks kind of weird the green text is darker and font is weird

why are they shilling their own fucking HQ

>>62384252
BASED, now I dont have to rely on this fucking viet shitter

When will safari finally drop plugins?

OVER 900000000

>>62384620
DO you know how much revenue the Florida stores generate? Specially the FLorida Mall one.

>SHILLING FOR A FUCKING THEATRE

ARE THEY GOING TO SELL IT OR WHAT? WHY SHOULD I CARE?

OVER 9000 TREES

>over 9000 trees
are you fucking kidding me

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>using Windows/MacOS
>Just open Edge or Safari and watch the show

>fags using Linux
>"UH-UHHHH UH JJ-JUST INSTALL THIS HACK TO YOUR OPEN SOURCE PIECE OF S-SHIT WEB BROWSER AND UHHH TH-THEN YOU CAN TRY TO WATCH THE SHOW OH SHIT IT DIDN'T WORK UHHHHHH"
>boot into your secret Windows machine because you know Linux sucks dick
>stream already over

I pity you guys.

Reminder to linux fags, use this link

https://p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/17oiubaewrvouhboiubasdfv09/js_files/event/url.json

https://p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/17oiubaewrvouhboiubasdfv09/js_files/event/url.json

open it with mpv and get cancer

LOOK WHAT ALL YOUR MONEY FROM OUR HIGH MARKUP IS BUYING US MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Steve Jobs
>Hurricanes
>Trees
>Solar faggotry

What's next?

>>62384646
St Martin, and St Barthelemy are almost completely ravaged.
I guess Florida is in a bad shape aswell

>>62384673
R before E except after T?

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how many trees?

would you work at apple if you had the opportunity ?

Edge Browser isn't half bad, thanks Apple for letting me know!

>beautiful california landscape
has Tim even been outside this year?

>>62384674
probably a script like 4chan X

>The price of all our shit is gonna shoot up 10x to pay for this eco-office!

Really?

>>62384708
LGBT rights

OVER 9000 TREES

>>62384674
You can apply custom styles with 4chan x.

LE OVER 9000 TRESS

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>>62384658
t. no chicken tendies sub fag

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>>62384673
stay irrelevant, you toothless mong

the stream not working on my Edge on Windows 10, fuck!!

how to watch on android
that fucker won't start the presentation and I gotta go soon

>>62384673
Teatle?

>>62384701
mpv "link"
Easier than anything actually.

OVER 9000 TREES

9 0 0 0
0
0
0

Cook looks and sound like a swedish politician.

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Help

>over 9000 trees
>nobody laughs

>>62384739
MEEEEEEEME XDDDD

I CANNOT HANDLE ALL THESE BUZZWORDS WHAT THE FUCK SHOW ME THE PHONE U FLAMING FAGGOT

who is this semen demon

>angela
Fuck me

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Who here /comfy/

>>62384708
womyn :-)

>town squares


LMAO aaaaaaaaahah

OVER NINE-THOUSAND TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

>IMPLYING

>>62384747
ok i ctrl+f5'd the page and now it's working

ipod classic back when

WOOOW LOOK WE HAVE A WOMAN ON STAGE WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT SHIT

>>62384770
It's called English, you illiterate retard.

RETAIL

INCREDIBLE AMAZING AWESOME RETAIL

>>62384762
There's a YouTube link early in the thread

>>62384716
Edge has low resource consumption, so it's better on battery life. Chrome sucks batteries dry but I use it on desktop.

Who's this leather skinned hag?

NIGGERS

>>62384712
Theatre
Centre
Metre
THEY'RE SPELT "-RE" YOU STUPID FUCKING AMERICAN CUNTS

THEY COME FROM FRENCH. I THOUGHT AMERICANS CONSIDERED FRANCE TO BE YOUR OLDEST ALLIES.

AMERICA IS FUCKING SHIT

>a weemayn

>>62384705
How I'm I supposed to open that with MPV? It only works with yt links

Ah yes, I wanna go shop at the "Apple Town Square." Really rolls of the tongue.

>think about buying an iphone
>you have to open the stream in safari
>dont want to buy an iphone anymore
what the fuck is wrong with apple? this type of smug shit is exactly why they're so hated

>>62384762
unironically use Edge

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would you fuck?

>>62384797
No. It's literal buzzwords that hold little meaning and aim for an emotional response. Fuck off fag.

>>62384708
condemning pewdiepie

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>>62384780
Your post will literally send /g/tards into a SEETHING rage.

fucking awful

LOOK WE HAVE BLACK PEOPLE

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>>62384755
Really? Where's that link on Apple.com?
Oh, you had to use some hacky shit to just watch a live stream?
Hmmmm.....

>>62384762
update edge

>>62384750
>>62384762
appleevents on twitch

Niggers in every slides.

Thank you Apple

>>62384783
so fucking pretentious

>>62384824
I would drill that P

>>62384824
probbably

>all these nigresses

I LOVE APPLE


I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK AND IPHONE


YOU CAN DO NOTHING TO PREVENT THIS


I LOVE THESE DEVICES

town squares.
give me a break

Cervix experience

A CERVIX EXPERIENCE? GOD DAMN

>>62384824
nah

>>62384286
Rape gangs.

jesus they're calling their HQ a fucking city now, I always thought this cult shit was a joke

can the homeless sleep in these "town halls"?

>>62384830
It's an event for selling their products, did you expect anything but?

>>62384780
Slip that mouse up your anus

>Apple making their own hangout places similar to Starbucks
kek

>>62384815
my bad
use this https://p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/17oiubaewrvouhboiubasdfv09/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8

>We're turning our store into a hipster faggot "not" coffee shop

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>open to EVERYONE
The virtue signaling dogwhistling bullshit game is on point as always

>a woman on stage
WOW SO FUCKING PROGRESSIVE

>"our stores aren't stores, they're like town squares! people just come to chill out!"
YEAH AND FORK OVER THEIR HARD-EARNED CASH YOU FUCKING CUNTS

>>62384797
innovation, inspiration, learning, discovery, prayers, create, collaborate, connect, share, environment

FUCK YOU FAGGOT SUCK A DICK

>>62384824
yes

I thought cook will burst out in laugh. Now this retarded bitch hype a shitty shop in 2017.

>>62384851
have sex with them

I wonder if she actually believes what she's saying

>that terrorist nigga in the background
HAHAHA

>>62384824
Is she a girl(male)? Look at that jaw.

We don't call anything what they actually are, we're special :^)

>>62384811
>considre
>watre
>fuckre
>niggre

Am I doing it right?

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>CERVIX EXPERIENCE

>cervix
wew lad

LISTEN TO INDY NOISE ROCK VAPING

>tfw got a samsung s8 yesterday on a great deal + same good plan

apple a shit

>>62384867
Here's an HD feed.
https://p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/17oiubaewrvouhboiubasdfv09/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8

>>62384876
Those are all ordinary english words. I don't know what you're so bummed out about.

>>62384824
yeah. Taking their money and bitchslapping her with it while fucking her

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>>62384780
Comfy reporting in

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>gaming

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>apple fags need teaching on how to use their dumbed down phone

>>62384892
American women all have manjaws.

yo shut the fuck up and show off the $1000 phone i have to go to the doctor at 2

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>mfw I can have a relaxed cervix experience in Apple Store now

I would hate to be an employee at any Apple Store right now...

>Apple Town Square
living the anarchocapitalist dream

>>62384838
nice, thank you!

>>62384913
for me its delayed compared to edge

who /rollingtheireyes/ here?

>>62384824
3/10 among milfs.

Why is a milf pornstar on stage?

She’s a cunt.

what dev team is just gonna go to some busy ass apple store to work lmao

>>62384924
What the fuck do they put in your water?

>>62384922
*americans

Can you go to the actual iPhone already. We don't care about all this bullshit

Finally the millennial yuppies with liberal arts degrees have a career path!

Apple in-store apartments when

>>62384824
Wh-whut did she just say?

>NIGGERS SPICS POOJEETS
>DIVERSITY!! DIVERSITY!! DIVERSITY!! DIVERSITY!!
Just as bad as I was expecting.

TODAY AT APPLE WE ARE PUSHING NIGGERS

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>Creative Pro

Fucking stop this shit

SERIOUS QUESTION: do you guys think steve would tolerate this level of faggotry?

Everything they say that's not technical is so painfully p.c. and focus group tested. Awful.

>>62384933
Is apple /ourcompany/ fellow ancaps?

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>THE CREATIVE PRO IS TO LIBERAL ARTS AS THE GENIUS IS TO TECHNOLOGY
Holy shit they cant be serious

>>62384968
After in-store grocery stores

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>CREATIVE PRO
this is just embarrassing

creative ... liberal arts ... genius ... technology

wow these apple guys are really smart!

>>62384921
DOA
>>62384950
Female hormones.

I JUST WANT A FUCKING PHONE TO BROWSE MEMES ON
WHAT IS THIS SHIT

>>62384960
I take it this is your first time with an apple event

WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH

man this dystopia is fucking BORING

>>62384867
>>62384913
Fucking thank you

Today at Apple we're going to be teaching African refugees Javascript

>>62384036
What a load of hyprocritical shit. Just earn your billions and fuck off christ

I think I never heard so many buzzwords in a span of minutes.

LIBERAL BRAINWASHING BY APPLE
LIBERAL BRAINWASHING BY APPLE
LIBERAL BRAINWASHING BY APPLE
LIBERAL BRAINWASHING BY APPLE

>>62384983
No

Gee, sure is nice for the 2 total stores that can actually do this.

BUT WHERE'S THE PHONE

>>62384983
Steve would be gargling cock on stage

My favorite time of year when all my friends lose 1000 dollars.

>>62384983
no....

>>62384976
Imagine being so white you freak out whenever you see someone slightly darker than #ffffff

To many niggers for my taste, but i'm not american so what do i know.

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You can't even fucking make this shit up

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Anyone got a stream? I'm watching a nigger youtube stream with random shit music blaring and plz subscribe messages taking up the screen

>>62384983
No. Steve was better than this. He's probably rolling in his grave with the recent design decisions they have made.

>Apple Town squares
my sides. This is getting fucking stupid.

Fuck that shit not in my city

>>62384937
Whatever floats your boat.

P R E T E N T I O U S

She is screaming "I'm with Her"

>>62384996
>I JUST WANT A FUCKING PHONE TO BROWSE MEMES ON

why the fuck do you need an iPhone then?

Before we unveil our new telephone, please enjoy these black people

>Every slide a nigger
Virtue signaling to the max activate.

HOLY SHIT A GLASS CUBE

>>62385031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt2OHQh0HoQ

yes lets go to a retail store with my ipad to learn coding and photoshop

>>62385023
>Imagine not being white
This is a nightmare I have all the time.

actually can't stop laughing
what is this librul nonsense

>>62385044
I'm not a fucking nerd

Apple giving away infrastructure :) how lagdroid even compete?

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BLACKED

seriously, get an s8

the display alone is fucking amazing and you can even add 200gb via microSD slot

>apple doesnt allow expandable memory

sad!

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>at least 16 niggers in that 30 second video
>"But we've just started."

OI WHITEBOY CAN'T HANDLE SOME SUNLIGHT?

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wouldnt it be hot as fuck in that cube?

>>62385046
>every slide has a white person
what did they mean by this?

>>62385031
Just go to apple.com

audience:
YAAAAAASSSS QUEEN APPLE SLAY

WOOOO

YAAAAA

FUCK DRUMPF

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>62384325

>>62384325

>>62384325

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Someone make a new thread

Tell me when they start talking about the shit that people are here for.

>>62384933
>>62384985
Holy shit never thought it that way. Definitely /ourcompany/

>>62385075
>Please Subscrube

>>62385075
>shieeeet mane was wuz programmers n shieeet

>>62385046
this post is why Apple and other SV companies keep doing this shit.

They're made to piss people off like you. This is literally a non-issue

DONT YOU SEE GOY

WE ARE IMPROVING YOUR CITIES WITH APPLE STORES

THEY CLAP LIKE TRAINED ANIMALS

>>62384836
Where else? Right click page find, view source, open url.json, link is there. Why wouldn't I watch the video on a video player as it should be?

Apple is totally not a cult guys.

>>62384895
No it's just the words that are derived from French you stupid fucking flaming faggot

Centre, metre, theatre, kilometre, litre, spectre, sceptre, amphitheatre, lacklustre, etc.

Especially those metric words of course. Metre, centimetre, litre, etc.

>>62385093
They are in a white counrey were randomly chosen people will be mostly white.

>>62385097
Is this what happens when a non-Democrat sees a photo with black people in it?

>>62385046
It's all about that install base, niggers are amongst the last people yet to afford one.

>working people
>no niggers

>>62385116
100% chance of pajeet

>>62385059
cheers senpai

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ALLL THESE MAD WHITIES WHERE ARE MAH NON WHITE BROS

BUT DO THEY HAVE MOSQUES IN THEM

WOAH WATCH

>Apple Watch
Who fucking cares!!

>retail team
suck my balls, man, they're fucking terrible at everything they do

>turning a bunch of great buildings into apple stores
goodbye carnegie dumb retard lmao

>Apple Watch

NOBODY CARES YOU FAGGOT

WE DONT WANT THE WATCH

JUST REVEAL THE PHONE U FUKCING FAG

>>62385075

noone uses a fucking tablet for coding

or anything but reading/browsing

stop this meme

>smartwatches
Can they drop this meme already

Does Apple really think people look at their stores like some hallowed temple that they just can't wait to hear specific architectural details about?

>>62385150
sup breh

>>62385150
i'm fapping to your leg
post more pics

>>62385094
niggers don't allow firefox strean

>>62385091
fits apple's thermal-theme

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>>62385126
L M A O
M
A
O

Thanks for proving my point. It's never simple with you faggots.

reeeeeeeeeeee

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anybody else notice tim sounds like mr slave from south park when he says certain words?

cripple on stage when

>>62385117
>implying being a code monkey requires any sort of intelligence

>Apple Watch topped Rolex
Oh fuck no

Number one based on what?

>>62385150
Subscribe! Can't you read it?

>>62384036
Why the put it like black people are half of the population, when in reality they're like... 12%?

i am tired of seeing black people on every second apple advert

>>62385170
this is why the Senior House was closed down at MIT

>Video
More niggers incoming.

>>62385150
Please go back Pablo.

>Apple watch
>Number 1 watch

Not much competition there.

Get out Tim, just get out. Or wait, show us the new iPhone and then fuck off.

Hello Mr. Cuck

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>>62385200
My other leg also fuck tim such an annoying fag

>tfw don't know how to use MPV on windows
This is embarassing

MR KEK

>>62385206
Get a real OS/browser.

>>62385234
sales

oyyy veyyy

whooo idubbbz in the apple watch ad

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>needing a fucking watch to exercise
I LOVE THE CURRENT YEAR

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>apple watch

>Number one watch toppin Rolex

Yes, Tim. I'm totally going to believe that without sourcer or any explanation what this claim is based on.
WHAT THE FUCK?
Can't Rolex sue them for telling lies?

>needing computers to get fit
lol

>>62385075
>one blonde
>....and she's dyed
AMERICA 2050. AND ITS BUTIFUEL