Backups

Put everything in split zip files, upload them and hope they don't disappear so you lose your data. The alternative is not being an idiot and use external HDD or NAS for backup.

>>62360526
Write a script to create split tarballs (or zips) and then iterate encryption over them (PGP or Signify calls can be used in this case), then curl all of your parts to the hosting places. It's better to have atleast 3, but I'm sure a competent webmaster will notice one IP uploading lots of shit on this network, so I would split them over atleast 10 different hosts, with proxies and time delays. It won't be very easy or fast, but it does get the job done. You could also rent out the $5 worth of disk space online and do cron backups every so often much easier.

git gud

don't be fucking dumb, that's what.

Embed your files in images and use Google's free unlimited photo storage.

Just encode them into bacteria and then inject them into your cat.

>>62360526
Just buy a lot of floppies