I fucked up. Anyone know how to retrieve gmail passwords?

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>>62358023
Saving this meme. Do you have a backup email associated with the account?

>>62358057
>it's all yours my friend
Let me clarify, it's not my account that I'm trying to get in

>>62358093
Here's your options, according to Google:
https://support.google.com/accounts/answer/183723?hl=en

How big was the "fuck-up"?

>>62358154
What I mean is that you might have to find out if the recipient has a recovery email/phone, and then gain access to reset the password. Also, you could just handle the problem in a more sane way.

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>>62358154
>How big was the "fuck up"?
Bigger than the average negro's penis. It involves me, my 60 year old male teacher, marijuana, a qt3.14 chinese schoolgirl, gabapentin, a drunk driving incident, and a former meth-addicted pre-Doctoral grad with disproportionately tig bitties.

>>62358186
I know the recovery phone number, but it's not in my possession. I do know there is no recovery email associated.

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>>62358295
lol k

>>62358389
what even triggered this

>>62358295
This needs more explanation

>>62358295
>I know the recovery phone number, but it's not in my possession.
>being so much of a beta that you can't ask them for help

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>>62358295
>qt3.14 chinese school girl
>intrigued.jpeg

leave the email alone jamal

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>>62358295
Start from the top here. What the fuck did you do?

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>>62358023
ask the NSA. they're bff's with Google.

>>62358477
>>62358496
>>62358407
Okay here goes... Teacher is giant douche v 2.0. Being investigated for sexing up the former meth addict. Drugs come into play when he wants to skip town during summer and have a come to jesus moment with some hookers in French country. Got me to promise to source the drugs for him before he left during death ride-like drunken auto escapade through city with me in the shit seat. I need to get rid of those incriminating messages he has in his email from me re: getting high as fuck so I don't get caught in this shitstorm. Chinese qt is part innocent bystander part bootleg asian sweatshop getaway car.
So yeah, any advice would be greatly appreciated.

>>62358494
>implying black guys like boney asians

>>62358510
I would, but I can't.

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watching

>>62358620
that shit sounds like one of those really bad french comedy movies

>>62358755
Never seen anything like that. But can you offer any resources or advice or anything?

>>62358768
get him drunk/high
take his phone and delete the emails you want gone
simple

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>>62358023
yes. pm me.

>>62358783
not so easy, but he doesn't own a phone anyway. the associated number is his wife's phone.

>>62358785
aight

>>62358620
Honestly OP just forget the emails and write a post-modern fiction about your wacky drug fueled adventure. Don't forget to have a scene where the protagonist is getting his asshole fingered while thinking about the engineering marvel of the channel tunnel or something to that effect.

>>62358855
I'll dedicate it to you, anon. Look for it on the NY Times best seller list.

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>>62358885
I'm actually pretty honored. I'm also looking forward to the /lit/ copypasta.

You should also include this thread copied verbatim, as that's exactly the kind of metafictional kick every pile of post-modern tripe needs.