>bean bag chairs in the "rec room"

>using keyboards with labels on

>"yoga classes every friday"

>fitness balls as chair

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>HR is happy to announce that instead of the regular christmas bonus, we have invested in a meeting bike!
>it is a fun new way to have meetings while maintaining our commitment to positive health choices!
>there will be a mandatory meeting on Friday at 4PM where we will go over the safety requirements.
>Xandra will hold on to the key. You can get them from xer by sending an email with the request form filled out.

>competitive salary
>career opportunities
>diverse team from all backgrounds
>opportunity to work with professionals and learn from them

>>62351345
Isn'd having to drive this thing around distracting?
How can you concentrate on your work if you have to think about where to go and avoiding obstacles?
Not to mention the noises from whatever is going on around you and the sun on your screen.

Am I missing something?

>>62351294
Yoga is excellent exercise for a healthy posture

>>62352516
>Am I missing something?
yeah, the fact that it's a joke

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> mandatory diversity training
Thank god I live in Eastern Europe and can joke about niggers with my coworkers.

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>>62352955

>It’s no joke

literally verbatim from their website: http://www.conferencebike.com/

>>62353067
At least I make more than 10 peanuts a month.

>>62353127
>a joke verbatim from a joke website

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>>62353158

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynB__pKJoMQ

i know anon, i wish it wasn't real either