How do I get a job at IBM?

>>62344699
Show them your loli collection

IBM a shit now

>>62344699
Apply.

Be Pajeet and be willing to work for toilet paper and pocket change.

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>>62344699
plan a holocaust/start the fourth reich

>>62344699
Can roasties even compete?

>>62344884
>implying they use toilet paper

>>62344699
>How do I get a job at IBM?
Firstly, drop the anime. It's unprofessional.
Secondly, take a shower, get a nice shirt, slacks and shoes.
Finally, apply with a god damn proofread CV, no anime or MLP bullshit.

Are you Indian or Pakistani? Then I've just the job for you. The other option is be acquihired.

>>62345605
>>62344884
Talked with an Indian (visa, not resident/citizen) whose friend got a job with IBM, making like 90k or so in the south. Not bad money, I don't know what the whole "Indians work for slave wages" meme is about.

>>62344699
I heard you have to post your anime panties collection (discreetly, to my email: [email protected])

>>62345623
I didn't say they're paid little. But they do have higher job loyalty (for obvious H1B reasons) and therefore are the preferred class of workers for IBM these days.

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>>62345605
Peter Sellers used to paint his face with shoe polish and pretend to be an Indian RAF officer during WWII. he did the same thing later in a film called "The Party". if you can do the accent, you're in.

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