No one would marry a ThinkPad

>mactoddlers are degenrate
>chinkpad users are sane people

>>62339698
I prefer one-night-stands with T410s and T60s then selling them as no-ultrabay damaged versions because there's cum in the ultrabay.

>>62339698
i would

and rub her soft rim trackpoint every night

>>62339698
A paint can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GDlLFbm4gw

I like them black with a big 9 cell ass sticking right out.

>>62339698
Thinkpads don't concern themselves with societal norms like marriage. They don't require trading up, are compatible with upgrades. They're content to go steady indefinitely, serving submissively all the while. They're your rock and workhorse.

tfw on the same boat at this guy and love my macbook alot
never occurred to me that i can marry it

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>>62339698
fags didn't want to legalize gay marriage so they could marry each other but instead so they could marry their apple products. slippery slope.

Said man is against same-sex marriage by the way.