>mom found the source code and is auditing it

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>>62332470
>mom found the sage button

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>daddy found the .vimrc

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>fire marshall found my nVidia gpu

>sister sent a pull request

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>sister found the "spare" hard drive

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>lil bro deletes your kernel patches

>grandma sues over a GPL violation

>>62332972
hahahahahahahahaha

>mom reported my shit threat
FUGGGGG

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>mom found the programming socks

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>mom's boyfriend changes the requirements

>dog is shitting worms
>dog spews out spam
>dog won't accept my ssh keys
my dog got rooted yo

>left porn USB hard drive plugged into parents' tv

>>62332470
I read that as mom found sauce...

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>cat created a public fork of my private repo

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>>62333170

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>>62332470
>mom found akari folder on my thinkpad

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>mom saw my (You) count

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>great uncle marked my issue WONTFIX

>Baby added himself to sudo

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>niece is analyzing my SQL query

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>>62332470
>Uncle found vulnerabilities in systemd

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>mom found my .ini file that was 100GB

This whole thread is gold

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>>62332470
>Mom is revising the ACL's

>Chad found my old Java projects folder

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>Mom found the stage 3 tarballs

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>moms boyfriend found the strcpy() calls

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>stepdad typed jpg in windows search

>mom withdraws my SSL certs

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>>62332470
>grandpa returned void

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>Intel Management Engine found my anime folder

>>6233264
>tfw I can never remember what rc stands for and have subbed with "ricing controls"

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>aunt found out i was using a BSD license instead of GPL

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>mom's wife's boyfriend's black son installed 9front on my sunstation

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>wife's son forked the repo

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>>62332470
GF rejected my pull request

>sister found the soft trackpoint cap collection

>>62332470
I chuckled

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>>62332470
>Uncle actually shutdown my computer properly when done usint it
>turning the computer off... ever

s o p a

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>mom jumbled up my cables again

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>peanut gallery found the 0day

>>62334542
>anon posts the .webm.jpg thumbnail

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>sister's compiling with -Werror

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>mom overwrote my pf.conf(5) configuration rules

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>>62334569
>neckbeard takes the bait

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>Big sister pentests the iptables rules

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>father uses '--noconfirm' flag when installing with pacman

>>62332972
best one I've ever seen in these threads
kek

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>little sister wants to use a proprietary routing protocol

>>62332972
Actually lol'd

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>brother orders pizza despite the website using non-free javascript

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>>62332470
>mom popped a reverse TCP shell
>replaced wallpaper with list of chores
>chore #1 - install Gentoo

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>cousin has stopped using any GUI and calls X bloat

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>Mom revoked my pgp key

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>the random number generator generated an illegal number sequence

>sister found the python tutorials
I don't know how I can live with the shame.

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>mom sold my data to buy an iphone

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>let visiting relative use your laptop
>uncle loads kernel modules with nonfree firmware blobs

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>>62335026
>certain combinations of my penis and the neighbor girl's cunny are illegal

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>son installs Trisquel GNU/Linux

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>Mom enables non-free packages on Debian

>>62332675
underrated

>>62334815
top kel

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>imouto (non-blood related) compiles with -fno-exceptions

>>62335119
someone needs to make a for sale stock photo watermark on that picture

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>grandpa runs stable with backports

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>mom installs ubuntu

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>mom found the anime dungeon

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>mom found the gentoo install

>>62332972
HaH!

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>mom is using zero days on my rig when I'm asleep and collecting my browsing data

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>mom asks for encrypted volume password
>tell her
>"this is a fake volume, what's the real password smartguy?"

>>62334419
You'll start turning it off after you begin paying for your own electricity =)

>>62335119
*wife's son

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>mum found the bash history

>mom asks for boot password
>tell her
>she eats my brain because she is a zombie

i cri erry night

>>62336121
>not living with your parents until you are old enough to move in with your kids.

>>62332470
>mummy found the poop loop

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>Uncle found the hardened gentoo on the enctrypted volume

>>62336165
No putting

HISTFILESIZE=0
HISTSIZE=-1

in ~/.bashrc

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>>62332675
top kek

>>62335770
this is why u dont trick moms

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>>62332470
>imam found the non-halal software

>>62336109
You're lucky

>match file creating timestamp with browsing history
>seconds entry

https://exhentai.org/s/15fbc2911f/822871-45

>>62336429
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2662549

>>62332488
Fun fact:posting a pic overrides sage.
>bumping a shitpost while announcing sage.
>ishygddt

>>62334748
desu EIGRP is shit

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>>62336581
test

>>62336581
>>62337129
heh turns out it doesn't

>Dad found my 78k lewd picture stash

>>62336179
kek

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>>62335101

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>great uncle found the piss bottles

>>62334337
fucking little nigger

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>Mohammad found my google chrome installer

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>little sister finds the cunny folder

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>>62332470
>Cousin installed Intel Management Engine

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>Bjarne Stroustrup finds the kernel I wrote in Rust

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>>62334572
>sister compiles with -Wall -Werror -pedantic -std=c89

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>mom booted into recovery and flashed gapps

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gnome developers found my system tray icons.

>>62332675
Good thing he didn't find the intel processor

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>>62332687
>Sister rejects your pull request
>Code gets added to the Master Branch

That program is going to be so fucked up

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>bro dereferenced a null pointer

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>>62332470
>mom found the dead bird

>illegitimate son de-symbolicized all my links

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>>62340946

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>biological clone changes my luks password

>mom finds out how to exploit the electrical properties of my cpu and writes a malware that grants her root access by sending gibberish packets which cause bit flips in the micro code execution unit allowing her to mount row hammer attacks
>decrypts my futanari succubus pics and untars them on my desktop to shame me in front of my priest

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>Mom reads my manifesto to become a trap so I can be popular on /g/

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When I introduce my friends to Intel CPUs and they hit me with that AMD stare:

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>little brother switchs X11 for wayland

>uncle disabled ZFS compression on my NAS

>>62332644
Sama

Way too uncalled for

>>62341449
this is a good thing though

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>the maid cleaned my ~/tmp/

>>62333653
upload folder pls

>>62333800
literally how

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>grandpa folded the array
>from the right

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>mom found my SICP

>>62332972
WOWEE now THATS a ZINGA

>mom says she wants me to teach her to be less terrible at computers
What do I do? Today she signed up for Quora with Google fucking accidentally, didn't even remember how. Hell, I'm just guessing, maybe she even filled out the signup form.

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>dad wants to see what's inside my logrotate.d

>little sister threatens full disclosure of a use after free RCE

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> niece reverse engineers my program

>>62332470
>Son uses GPL instead of MIT

pls put me in screencap

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>"""""mom""""" didn't sign the latest warrant canary update

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>uncle dean casts the return value of malloc()

>>62340404
Dave?

>>62342007
wut I do that too

>>62336581
Hasn't sage been gone for a few years?

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>someone asks if they can borrow my external or thumb drive
>can't remember if there's any porn on them

>>62342174
Sage isn't visible anymore but still has the same effect.

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>little brother runs that cool 'rf -rm' command on the production box

>>62332972
This

>>62332675
jej

>>62342191
>he doesn't have his porn folders set to hidden.

>>62332972
PUT ME INTHE SCEENSHIT PUT ME IN THE SCEENSHOOT

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>>62342276
i gotchu senpai

>Imam found the Intel CPU

>>62341551
To spoonfeed newfriend, it is implied that the file is being used as a hidden volume, with it's contents being pornography

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Mother dearest remotes into my box and makes the login message a remind me to call home

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>>62336581
This has not been the case for years.

>Priest uses recursion to find Fibonacci sequence

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>>62342892

>>62341509
Top kek

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>mom found the proprietary closed source software on my computer

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>mom ripped your post history from the 4chan x settings file

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>mom burned the programmer reference manuals for being the devils material
Day after day I'm starting to think she was right

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>wife's son found the lynching folder

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>>62341544
ok

>>62344003
>mom over relies on abstraction

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>Mom found the rootkit in the toaster...

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>mommy found out I let her play the game

> wife found the sd cards under the bed

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>goyim leak my manifesto

>>62332470
>Daddy should have pulled out

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>sister ticks "Show hidden files and folders"

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>>62332470
>dad registers WinRAR

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>mom broke my canary's nonce and overflowed instructions to take out the laundry into ESP

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>>62340942
>pet tarantula cactches nullpointerexceptions for every statement that accesses an object variable

>>62341433
>autistic little brother saves as jpg then saves again as png

>Mom did a ClamAV scan on her OhmiBod

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>Mom cleared my CMOS because "your room looks like a mess!"

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>>62332644
>imouto found the .gdbinit

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>mom reveals that the ME was running her own payload all this time

>>62344107
is this oreimo irl
cute

>>62340436
Is your sister netrunner's dev?

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>Dad wired my room for T-568B

>>62344076
Can you make a download?

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>crush put a microphone under the keyboard of my Thinkpad to listen to my CPU decrypt things after I put in my key for my encrypted home volume, retrieved the key and cloned the drive while I was at school, and phone the 3.4 GB directory of pics of her, including close ups of her feet

>mum found the botnet

>>62345240
Found*

>cat found the cat command

mom buys you dvd/rw+

>mom deb chrooted my freebsd directory

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>>62345282
It's funny because dvdrw- is the widely compatible standard.

:^)

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>cousin with friends in the NSA was made aware of a totally unintentional bug in SELinux that lets you bypass any policy and used it in conjunction with a zero day in openssh to get into my home server and found it communicating to a hidden camera in the portrait above her bed

>>62345307
>>62345282
>being too retarded to have a drive that uses both

>>62345434
>he doesnt have legacy hardware like a softmodded xbox to play backups on

he doesnt know that it only detects rw-

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>mom is forwarding X11

>>62345475
>xbox

>he literally has down syndrome

>>62345220
https://gist.github.com/t-mart/f74662d08d7114521e0f

>>62344076
Plz upload

>>62344095
>implying you never do

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>>62345493
I did this for a year when my server was still a crashing pile of shit running ubuntu. Almost felt like running a VM seamlessly.

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>stallman found the proprietary firmware

>>62345903
Sweet, I've been looking for a 4chan scraper. But I was hoping for the Akari folder, mine is tiny.

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>>62333170
>>62333170

underrated

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>wife's physical bofriend disabled 2FA on the Citrix Netscaler and Receiver

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>mom

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>terry found found the eroge i made in holyc

>>62344551
That fucker

>mom doesn't check the hash

>>62336121
You mean putting it to sleep, right?
You don't ACTUALLY shutdown your computer every night and boot it up every morning, do you?

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>great aunt found the Intel CPU and replaced the ME with her own botnet

>>62346182
kek

>>62332972
I'm in the screencap !

>>62347169
Oh, you've fallen for the "frequent rebooting kills your PC faster" meme?

>>62347930
>frequent rebooting kills your PC faster
that's true, though. look at what happened with the ps3 (YLoD) and why that happened.

>>62347960
>look at what happened with the ps3
cheap shit made by scam artists for loser niggers

did you own one? that's pretty fucking funny, but a lot of losers also bought it, so you're not even special. just a nigger cattle.

>>62348009
>ad hominem
great argument.
i never owned a ps3, i just tried to fix one with a heat gun once, that's why i know about the YLoD issue.

>>62344519
Not exactly, unless oreimo had some loli hardcore porn VNs in it.
http://unteralterbach.net/index.de.html.

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>>62347960
>had old compaq pc
>turned it off ever night before sleep
>lasted almost 12 years until I got a new pc
>mfw

>>62348035
>i never owned a ps3, i just tried to fix one
nice one, you fucking chump. real believable. go play your playstation some more, little boy.

>>62348312
>more ad hominem
why even bother posting

>>62333653
>pictures of animated girls
>the current state of /g/-pedophilia

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>Mom found the 4TB hentai hidden volume

>>62348320
Every post I make forces you to remember you're a gaystation fiddling little virgin.

>>62348009
> just a nigger cattle.
Oh look, a schizo fan.

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>>62332470
>Friend found my 300GB hidden partition
>He wants me to send him a copy

>>62348823
another feed addicted pigpen denizen. Knack 4, soon.

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>Mom found the boot loader flash drive hidden under the floorboards and installed a rootkit

>>62341544
>>62345220
>>62346473
>>62346085
https://mega.nz/#F!kUMgDTbS!4EHG0QJLIkOKOzU7eUMC6g

>>62348832
very endearing

>wife adds another level of indirection

>>62348903
DO NOT OPEN IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS

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>>62332470
>grandma sold my ssh private key for cake recipes

>stepsister purposefully commits after failing all 78 integration tests

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>dad's filling triangles with the CPU

>the cat concatenate my /bin/ folder

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>gf makes a pull request. Have to deny it, ban her, and break up.

>>62347169
Yea i shut that shit down boy. The SSD boots it up in 10 seconds anyway. Surge protectors are garbage. Been doin this for 5+ years, same desktop.

>>62348035
>>62348312
I owned one and it got the YLoD. Fixed it with a heatgun but it still only lasted a month.

>>62350118
>I owned one
smoked out another fag

>>62334815
Loool

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>my cousin Cricket opened a pull request to add a Code of Conduct

>>62350159
>not using a PS3 web browser to shitpost on

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>The investigator looks in the things\don't click\ folder

>grandma libreboots the ECU

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>>62335101
haha

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>Husband reformatted my hard drive to reiserfs

>>62332644
>init.el

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>>62344507
>newphew switches to at&t syntax

>mom found the mobiletechreview smut

>>62347169
No I don't, I've got other stuff to do in the morning :-)

>>62349549
Keked

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>project manager checks my commit messages

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>Nephew tells me my pull request isn't pythonic enough and denies it

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>dad checks blame after 5 days of bug finding

>>62350651
Top kek

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>grandma smelled our cum box

>>62343818
You fool

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>grandpa bricks your 3ds

>>62350651
gay

>>62350651
Keked

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>>62332470
>Grandma uses SMB exploit and finds your lolis

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>>62350651

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>Niece ssh's into the smart fridge and opens the alcohol drawer

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>>62351813

>dad finds out porn folder
>2TB
>dad asks "why so big"
>"I wanted to host my own network with my private copyrighted material"
>dad takes to psychiatrist who says "only communist fap to porn, they are the non jew fags we don't need boii, we are destined for great things"
>confused_as_fuck.jpeg
>now watch porn, but only public groping on buses and trains
I don't know what to feel anymore

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>mom is bruteforcing my ssh password

>>62344182
LOL underrated

>>62348045
I mean... it did...

>>62352665
That psychiatrist line sounds suspiciously like Terry.

>>62333669
Underrated

>>62345475
wtf is even worthwhile on the og xbox these days? Outside of JSRF (which an new xbox emulator is in works)

Almost everything else has a PC port or a GC/PS2 version you can play in PCSX2 and Dolphin

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>podiatrist sees my search history

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>grandpa put :(){ :|: & };: in my .bashrc

>>62353854
His dad likely just googled "mental health problems" and due to google showing mostly what people are interested in and considering his son is a /g/entooman it might have been Terry.

>>62354281
hahahaha

>>62340436
i want to fug syaro

>uncle commented in my cyberpunk blog

>>62354049
Kek

>>62336121
I think I can afford the 100 bucks a year

>>62354952
>grandma comments on your hentai blog
>oh Tommy you've become such a creative young man. We are so proud and we love you.

>>62332470
>found the source code and is auditing it
so she is doing things that 95% of /g/ does not do?

>"dude all the software I run is OPEN SOURCE"
>I don't read any of the code though, because I can't lol
posers

>>62333181
Underrated post

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>grandma writes the Definitin of Done

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>aunt considers my software harmful

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>>62356566
>visit grandma's webpage
>accept cookies
>they're oatmeal raisin

>>62332470
Wife's son called systemctl disable self-respect

>>62358678
Hehehe kekels

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>dad caught me rebasing

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>>62332972

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>>62334353
GF accepted Chad's pull request

>>62351143
>our
Wat?

>>62351813
She deserves is.

>>62332675
>fire marshall ignore the overclocked r9 290 because he still believe old memes

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>daughters boyfriend fails integration test

None of these were funny.

>>62359971
if you're looking for a joke try a mirror

>>62359971
Then come up with something clever, funny guy.

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>Sister caught me looking through the reflogs

>sister found the source code of my lisp program
>.sexpr

>>62332972
Someone please explain

>>62360143

You have to reveal all the source if your project uses GPL code

>memaw wants to connect on LinkedIn.

>>62336208
> rendering bash search useless
> not simply deleting the entry

> Grandpa bought me a serial for Gentoo Ultimate®

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> Let Wife's son use my Thinkpad X220
> "How do I even turn on this dinosaur?"
> "Wow, it's so thick!"
> "What are those, hacking keys? Where's the touchBar?"
> "Thanks anon, but I guess I will use my iPad for this, your computer may not handle the tasks I'm looking for"

>>62361971
>wifes

>Uncle selects all on pdb

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>grandpa found your programming attire

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>>62340436
>Uncle Lennart makes a pull request to add systemd as a hard dependency

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>elderly lady neighbour checks her router logs

>>62362791
>>elderly lady neighbour sets a password on her router
>it isn't password123

>grandpa calls you a shitter for not knowing cobol

>>62333170
seriously underrated

>mom wants to check my C asignment
>forgot a null pointer
>no dessert for a week ;_;

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>>62362716
>uncle lennart becomes a maintainer of your project
>every issue is closed, marked as "not a bug"

>>62341267
>2017
>being religious

>>62363090
>tips

>grandpa rewrote my git repo's history

>mom found my windows partition
AAHHH WHAT DO I FUCKING DO

> mom found tranny videos folder

>>62350651
hey there

>Uncle found the suppository repository

>audiophile uncle finds my MP3 collection

>>62360138
>not using .SS or .lsp
Serves you right.