An EMP missile knocks out all the power for an indeterminate

Sex

Intercourse

>>62326215
>>62326220
Sex only lasts at most an hour. What about the other 14~15 hours?

>>62326229
With modern medicine, it can last for an indeterminate amount of time.

>>62326229
More sex

What happens if put phone in metal box?

>>62326205
Give hotties lifts in my 1970's Lancia rally car with points ignition

>not having a backup Emp proof car you can do Scandinavian flicks in the blackout

Why even live ?

>>62326244
Like a sensory deprevation chamber?

Would definitly make for some kinky sex.

>>62326205
if i'm not playing basketball or lifting weights it would be my job to get the power back on anyway

come on guys I know you have some non-computer related hobbies or things to do, right..?

Read
Hike
Bike
Walk

>>62326205
Start up the generator after my UPS dies

Hook up my generator and play vidya with gf or watch netflix.

Are all of you faggots underaged?

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>>62326297
>wasting precious power on video games
>Are all of you faggots underaged

>>62326205
Play drums
Work on sketches
Read some books
Do some pushups
Play cards/boardgames

Honestly a lot of shit people do online just emulates things they do in real life, I'm just old enogg I had the opportunity to watch the digital world recreate the analog world over time

>>62326297
>power outage
>no wifi
>watch netflix

Wait a minute

>>62326205
kill myself

>>62326205
Oh no I'll be forced to do what humans have been doing for centuries: socializing with my friends, neighbours, and family. Then reading.

If it's out for months or longer, realistically, you're going to hope you're armed and then form a militia with others which can gather and protect food to survive off of.

>>62326205
Honestly
>read books by candlelight
>cook canned food over a fire
>LARP

I would shitpost /g/ in candlelight

>>62326205
Go to work trying to keep the US Military communicating.

The nice thing about living in Colorado Springs is that you have a 100% chance of being instantly killed in a nuclear strike.
Not really sure I'd like to live in a post apocalyptic world. I'm perfectly fine with not existing.

>>62326258
good luck trying to survive when everybody is going to attack you trying to get your car

>>62327037
I suspect fuel will be a bigger problem eventually... Or with a few million toasted Car ecu''s with full tanks maybe not...

Maybe if things aren't nightmare fucked I'd start a business doing carburettor conversions.

>>62326205
I'm a radio ham and have backup power of my own. I can generate more than I would use in an emergency. I would shitpost on RTTY and PSK31, listen for news and information broadcasts and public safety, etc.

I would probably go /out/ more than usual and catch more fish and forage for berries and mushrooms and plants too.

>>62327124
>PSK31 shitposting

Patrician tier shitposting hambro

>>62326205
Fap.

>>62327149
H-how'd you know that i'm hambro?

BTW buy a short wave radio.

>Generator

Uh, pretty sure the electronics in a generator would also be fried, so...

Personally would probably just go out and get a boyfriend finally. Or spend more time at my university because they would probably get power back faster.

>>62326205
It totally depends on the scale of the outage.

If it's localized to a region, do your best to survive until parts come in from the rest of the world to get shit unfucked.
Mains power would probably be back up in 3 weeks max, the biggest concern would be food and fresh water to wait it out.
Half the state? I'll kick on the generator and help neighbors/friends make it through.
1/4 the country? GTFO to friends/family far away.

If it's on the scale of, say, all of North America or Europe, prepare for IRL Mad Max roleplay. For extended periods without power, society is *fucked*. All of our food relies on real-time supply chains, and in a situation like that, those supply chains will break down hard. People would begin starving within a week or two, especially in urban settings that are very depending on daily deliveries. Shit would get real ugly, likely with roving gangs that kill and loot.
The military would be able to operate for quite a while, but without the industrial power of the country to back it up, would deplete its stores of materiel and probably fracture.
I'd probably stand the best chance out in the woods, and see if I could join up with some like-minded people. It might take a few years, but eventually things would get back to normal.

The whole world? Die in a nuclear fire.

In no particular order
>read a book
>exercise
>write fiction
>go on comfy drives in my car
>mess around with car/bike/other gadgets in my garage
I don't play a lot vidya so really the only thing I miss out on is shitposting, music, fapping, and being able to type instead of write manuscripts.

>>62326205
buy a dragon dildo if possible

>>62327037
>you + everybody else trying to jump anon for his car
>not just making a lawnmower into a makeshift off-road with homemade tank threads

>>62327295
>Uh, pretty sure the electronics in a generator would also be fried, so...
Not necessarily.

A lot of the risk in EMP/Solar Flares is the massive currents that are induced in long power lines. They burn out the specialty transformers that the grid uses, and wouldn't be able to be easily replaced.

Anything powerful enough to roast all electronics would probably be powerful enough to roast you.

>>62326205
you'll have bigger problems than being bored unless you're a prepper asshole

because all the other utilities also depend on electricity

>>62326205
reading on my kindle

>b-but you don't have power!
tut tut, I'm afraid I do. You see I can generate electricity using fire, and there's a lot of things that burn.

>>62327359
>not being a prepper
what the fuck, it's not even that expensive or retarded, just basic shit that's essentially the same as camping gear

>>62326244
You'll have a phone in a metal box.

It won't be able to get a signal.

>>62327335
>go on comfy drives in my car
>turn key
>nothing happens
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>>62327371
>not having a bicycle

>>62327371
Would an EMP actually fry something small and simple like an ECU? My car is 17 years old now, I don't think it has a lot of important electronics aside from that.

>>62327400
>simple
oh boy

>tldr
yes

>>62327400
It's all about capture area, modern electronics are more immune to EMP because they're so small.

>>62327400
also, car electronics are built to withstand a lot

Start figuring out if gear-based mechanisms can be turing-complete, I guess.

>>62327367
You're not thinking of a prepper.

You're thinking of being prepared, which is something that every responsible person should be. There's no excuse for people being fucked when they lose power for 5 days or have to evacuate.

Preppers are the retards who hoard pallets of non-perishible food and 1000s of gallons of water, preparing for the end of society. They ignore the basic fact that to live beyond the few months that their stores would provide, they would have to integrate into the new world. These people are also usually paranoid and probably would not do well trying to make it in a "post-doomsday" world.

>>62327400
It's possible, but probably not.
If you google it, tests were performed on vehicles, and a significantly strong pulse would stall a vehicle that was running, but could often be fixed by just starting it again, or removing the battery cable to reset the ECU.
The ECU crashes mostly resulted from memory getting flipped, and ROM isn't very vulnerable to that.

>>62327367
>camping gear
first of all you must have enough water and food for months

water purification and pumps require a lot of electricity so forget about that

assuming you only use 2-3 liters/day and have no family or fiends to take care of (extremely rare) we're talking about a shitton of water

>>62327295
How EMP blast destruction works is basically modern LSI thin film chips are equivalent to microwaving a cd - we all knows what happens there

Larger scale coils / windings have a huge amount of capacitance and inductance. You can microwave a starter motor or transformer - it just absorbs it.

So old cars, generators, transformers are mostly fine. It's the bloody chips and transistors in the controll circuits that go open civility and brick the device

So you can still have electricity... It's just your back to 1920s technology for a while.

Also re: smartphones buried in a thick metal box. Should be fine. But useless without network. That being I have my first 16gb iPad in a fireproof safe with an offline copy of Wikipedia on it. That would get me through a lot of dark nights desu.

>>62327467
>You can microwave a starter motor or transformer - it just absorbs it.

Sure, but what about when you have that transformer connected to miles of wire acting as an antenna?
The currents induced will be enough to short out its internals and kill it.

>>62327467
>That being I have my first 16gb iPad in a fireproof safe with an offline copy of Wikipedia on it.
please tell me you also have the do/k/ument on it

>>62327451
>water purification and pumps require a lot of electricity so forget about that

https://www.amazon.com/Survivor-Filter-Purifier-Emergency-Nanofiltration/dp/B00QFXGSIY/
Filters 2000L before the carbon filter needs replaced. Operated by your arm.

>>62327451
I live on a 15 acre farm abutting a river with a year round creek, have stock, stores, power, etc.

My neighbors on each side are combat veterans going back 3 generations and we're tight.

Prepping is more than gear and tinfoil.

>>62327451
You don't need a reverse osmosis device for your drinking water if it's not chock full of radioactive particles. Sand and ceramic filters can use gravity without much hassle. Also a ton of water really isn't that much, you could even buy that bottled without taking too much of a financial hit, retarded as that may be.

>>62327538
>My neighbors on each side are combat veterans going back 3 generations and we're tight.
hungry hungry tyrone with his gang will visit you at night with stolen night vision gear

>>62327564
>>62327519
where will you get the input water when there are half dead armed zombies running around?

go to sleep like I do when I'm too exhausted to do anything else normally.
hopefully when I wake up it's fixed. if not, i just don't take my pills and I sleep again in 6 hours.

>>62327577
>tyrone and his crew "borrow" glocks
>random explosions happen thoughout the night followed by screaming
sleep_tight_pupper.jpg

>>62327577
>tyrone
the nearest large city is over 100 miles away

tyrone'd never make it

i'm completely good, heck the nearest target even in a 1500 warhead scenario is over 200 miles away

sooooooo comfy

>>62327609
>100 miles is a significant distance

they'll come on trucks like Syrian rebels to find and kill preppers like you

>>62327632
>tyrone
>fixing a car

>>62326258
>Lancia
F

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Read some books, I guess

>>62326205
Masturbate to the thousands of images of porn I printed out in hard copy for just this sort of occasion.

>>62327645
>car breaks
>sees working car
>shoots owner
>has car

>>62327713
....
wel fug

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>>62326229
with who?

Finally finish my gunpla backlog.

>>62327609
>implying the North Koreans have figured out aiming
you're more at risk than the Pentagon

>>62326205
punch the local kike in the face

>>62327784
i have agree with anon here >>62327609

>>62326205
Masturbate until I pass out, by the time I wake up the power will be back on.

>>62327492
The Ark?

>>62326205
I wouldn't be worried to much about EMP's if they detonate a nuke above an important country civilization is over anyway - I would just produce chaos or find a way to expose myself to quick death.

>>62326205

Read one of the 100 books I've bought so far but haven't read. Don't ask me how it's possible, I just never get around to reading them. I enjoy seeing them on my bookshelf and plan to read them soon but 'soon' never comes.

Clean my garage

>>62327669
I used to read technical books for fun. I learned better when I didn't have the distractions of exploring.

>>62328811
This

>>62328792
I know that feel. I'm too distracted by bullshit projects I've started but never finished, and shitposting doesn't help either.

>>62326205
Laugh at America being underwater

>>62326205
watch the ceilling
possibly cry

>>62327257
>BTW buy a short wave radio.
why? will they get more expensive soon?

>>62326205
tend to my chickens and my potatoes

>>62326205
Exercise I guess

I'd catch up on some of the books I've been meaning to read for a while now

>>62326205
Probably immediately get my life together.
Whenever the power goes out I actually start being productive and even consider canceling my internet subscription.

>>62326258
Good luck starting it when the stator is fried. Where u gonna get ur sprk anon?

>>62326241
I can literally go 13 hours straight without any medication.

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>>62326205
First burn though my 52 hours of battery backup. Then I turn on my generator.
Using backup satellite internet that I can active at any time for a modest fee, based on monthly use.

>>62327449
You are confusing survivalist with prepping.

i'd finally play my guitar

>>62326205
I read books, perhaps build an impromptu drum kit.

>>62326229
>1 hour
I think its bed time timmy.

>2017
>Not having an indipendant isolated power backup system.

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>Not having a steam powered lifestyle

Go out to the woods. There I could do shit like hunt, camp, hike, fish, and etc.

>>62326526
This. People will go crazy after a couple of weeks with no power.

I have a lot of books
and I can sleep while it is dark

>>62327538
>I live on a 15 acre farm abutting a river with a year round creek, have stock, stores, power, etc.
I am jelly anon.

>>62331881
>Using backup satellite internet that I can active at any time for a modest fee
How?

I'm really distressed by how futile EMP protection is when dealing with military capacity.

get a gf

>>62333779
You might cum after two strokes, but it's not that quick for the rest of us.

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>>62336091
Best bantz.

I got a generator, ill probably get some housework done, ive got to powerwash the concrete and a side of my house.

Realistically, my town is practically owned by homeland security because "muh priority railway" so in the case of large scale disaster, the town is basically instantly under martial law. It gives me about 1 hour before the national guard shows up, before that its just edgy overfunded police. So the AR gets loaded up, I get on my bike and fuck off away from the tracks. Cause right now I live right next door to em.

>>62326258
>implying a 40 yr old points ignition car is able to start on a good day.

>>62326205
I have a shit ton of books, so I'll read those.

And no, most of them aren't weebshit.

>>62330424
It's part of being prepared.

>>62327713
pilpul

>>62337138
kek'd

>>62335031
Wait until it blows up right under his arse. Hipsters dying is the best phenomenon ever.
>>62326205
has the EMP fried my laptop ? if not, play old vidya on laptop and hook it up to spare battery for charging. Also hook the aforementioned batery to solar panels I have. If laptop and all electronic devices are fried, i'd sit outside in a reallly fucking comfy chair, pour myself some whiskey I have and contemplate life. Then wear my gym clothes, go to the gym and then go on a long cycling route. Then I'd come back and read some books, and cook some food. A life I have always wished for.
About water,if the pumping station is also down my water reserve tank would run out in about a week, but by then I'd have assistance of my neighbour who has a well so that I don't have to spend much money on water. Food stores would close after a few weeks because without power they can't preserve shit, so I'd have to rely on neighbours farm again, but I already live on ramen so I have quite some packets of instant noodles .

>>62337662
>blowing up
I'm sure he's taken proper precautions.
>hipsters
Someone who'd build a fully functional steam driven motorcycle is clearly not a hipster.
>I'll play vidya after a military power let lose an emp on my neighborhood.
Anon you seriously believe your laptop would survive that? What do you think an EMP is?

>>62337844
>I'm sure he's taken proper precautions
Goes on to show that hipsters do not really know what the fuck are they talking about. Given the size of the tanks , it is not possible to create a steam powerful enough to drive at acceptable speeds, if safe at all. Please do research steam engines, people think they know about it, but they do not. Steam engines used to blow up all the time, and the thickness of boilers is nothing to be underestimated, not to mention how hot and heavy it'd be, to be able to call itself a motorcycle.
Steampunks are hipster normalfags with just pressure gauges attached. Please do elaborate how is it fully functional. Does it go at least acceptable speeds ? It is light enough to be handled by a single man in real life scenarios and not just photoshoots ? Does it run cool enough to not give the rider severe burns and testicular cancer ?

>Anon you seriously believe your laptop would survive that? What do you think an EMP is?
A meme exaggerated by buffoons like you.Nuclear EMPs are something but in that case one would worry about the nuke instead of EMP

>>62338386
>Does it run cool enough to not give the rider severe burns and testicular cancer ?
this

>>62335031
is the elon musk of hipsters

>>62337844
>>62338386
To add, I did ask in my post if the hypothetical EMP which came out of nowhere without a large amount of charge fried my laptop.
You fucking retard. kys

Y'all niggas don't have a carbureted atv to ride on if your car is fucked? Plus I bet most cars would be fine. ECUs are built pretty durably.

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