>he doesn't use the most intelligent programming languages

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>>62314667
>he chooses his programming language based on what will get him the most good boy points on 4chan
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

I only speak javascript sir

>>62314667
Ironic or not, the chart doesn't make sense.

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>>62314667
should be brainlet tier kek

>>62314873
Says the brainlet.

>>62314667
>MATLAB
>Intelligent
>((((language))))

>>62314667
>matlab

>>62314821

This.

No matter if you read it upside down or not:
C is the 3rd lowest category, Assembly the 3rd highest catagory.
WTF? C is simply a powerful macro system for Assembly, so this makes no sense at all.

Also the "highest tier" is machine code, when it's really just assembly with bad syntax, so to say..

Obviously it's just bait.

>>62314667
I feel smart when I see such retarded threads, thanks Op.

>>62314799
kys

>>62315908
C is Assembly for unintelligent babies like yourself.
Assembly is for intelligent people, but still aren't intelligent enough to read or write raw machine code.
People who can write raw machine code are metaphorically having sex with the CPU, and understand everything about them to the most minute nuance.

It's not rocket science, brainlet.

>>62316337
d-delet
i'm only a perl brainlet

>>62316337
>>62316426

samefag

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>>62316494
no comrade

>>62314667
>he doesn't program in smoke signals

>>62316494
Lol, dumb brainlet.

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>>62314667
lambda calcus?
someone do hello world right now using dat

>>62314667
>Java is better than C#

Who did this piece of shit tier list?

>>62317614

*Hello, world!

>>62317683
looks very simple

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>>62317669
>the babby can't get into java
FUCKING
HILARIOUS

Assembly is shit-fuck language and only used when programming 8bit PICs on 256 Bytes of RAM.

Even then C is always simpler and more readable. 10 µs is generally not worth the trouble.

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>>62317741
There's a reason Chris Sawyer coded RollerCoaster Tycoon 1 & 2 99% in x86 Assembly and only 1% in C.

>>62314667
>fucking up the format
>again
Just end your lives, old fags. You're out of touch with the world. And if you're not and old fag, suck my dick faggot. How the fuck do you fuck up this simple format you absolute retard. This is the simplest fucking meme out there, you just have to put the smartest choice at the bottom and the dumbest one at the top. How the fuck can you not understand that? How in the ever living straight dick in moot's ass did you manage to FUCK IT ALL UP? YOU FUCKING FAILED ABORTION OF A PERSON, YOUR DUMB CUNT OF A MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TAKEN BIRTH CONTROL AND YOUR DOWNIE OF A FATHER SHOULD HAVE BEEN CHEMICALLY CASTRATED BY THE STATE. HOW THE FUCK DO TWO MONKEYS WITH DIFFERENT AMOUNTS OF CHROMOSOMES REPRODUCE AND EVEN MORE RETARDED AND CHROMSOMAL-DEFICIENT SACK OF SHIT? EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, OP. WHY DID GOD ALLOW A COLLECTION OF CELLS WITH A NEGATIVE IQ TO LIVE? YOU GODDAMN FUCKING RETARD, TELL YOUR CARETAKER TO AN HERO YOU.

>>62317772
definitely not to hide his autism

>>62317815
Format's fine.

>>62317683
You are literally retarded.

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>>62316337
>People who can write raw machine code are metaphorically having sex with the CPU
whatheshit