Love him or hate him, there's no denying that Steve Ballmer could beat you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f__n8084YAE
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where are the fanfics i was promised where the reader is the developer and ballmer is aggressively trying to you to play with his ecosystem
>tfw never do a fat line of cocaine with ballmer
>>62306006
I'm a 5'5 130 pound manlet. Anyone could beat me up.
>>62306006
>could beat you up
nope. im Navy Seal. 300 confirmed kills.
uh no?
>>62307158
well I'm a jew, so I own you and I command you to beat yourself up.
>>62309083
Only the elites are bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRm0NDo1CiY
>>62306006
Steve Ballmer would never fight me. Instead we would discuss the benefits of using free open source software over a beer.
Prime Ballmer maybe, but not anymore