IT HELP DESK JOB (Do they usually drug test?)

>>62277267
Degenerate

Why are you even doing drugs at all. Everyone with a brain stopped doing drugs once they graduated middle school.

I think you're in the wrong line of work. Go work as a laborer instead. Retards like you fit perfectly in there.

>>62277267
Degenerate

I was. Had to pee in a cup, took 5 minutes. No big deal since I don't do drugs

>>62277284
>>62277304
>>62277330

Nice try on bringing my hopes down. I'm smarter than that.

I tried escaping from my fathers death by vaporizing lots of weed. Im only 21 at the moment and life was hard. ive recently taken a break from it.

I love working with technology and dream of a bright future for myself drugs or not.

>>62277380
That's no excuse to turn to drugs. Now you have extensive psychological damage from all that grass and will make up more excuses to keep using it.

Go get real psychiatric help, no amount of bongs will fix the problems you have. Life doesn't work like that because if it did we would be forcing children to inhale bongs on a daily basis.

>>62277459
Jesus man, you're disconnected.

>>62277267
Just stop smoking weed

>>62277459
I understand its my own doing. I understand how the world works.

having autism is hard enough too. Its not like i had a good blueprint to start out with

>>62277473
>>62277497
Did I strike a nerve? Go get help man, seriously.

Bongs will only fuck your life up more than it already is and help gangs grow and commit even more serious felonies like murder just so you can inhale more bongs.

My cousin made weed his solution for everything. Eventually he got kicked out of his parents house and the last I saw him was begging for change in a 711 2 states away from his home with a long beard and torn shoes.

I have never smoked pot on a regular basis, but if an employer told me that I could only work for them if I did not ever drink alcohol I'd tell them to get fucked, and I don't see pot any differently. It's none of their business and if they think it is then you don't want to work for them.

>>62277529
How are gangs and weed related in any way? Or are you talking about dealers, a completely different part of the equation?

>>62277529
Do you have Down Syndrome? He said he used it as a crutch, but he is off it for now. If he has a healthy way to deal, he is fine.
Sounds like you got the nerve struck, amigo. Did the cartels kill your family, Pablo?

>complaining about having too many marijuanas on a Japanese child porn image board

>>62277267

I'm looking for a temp job like this as well. Where do I start? I'm serious.

>>62277529

I am a stoic. your words cant hurt me. your presumptuous judgement are rooted in ignorance. You may have some wisdom in knowing if it has changed me but it has not ailed me.

sounds like youve got more issues than I and I have no father to talk them out

>>62277304
A fucking monkey can do IT work though. I don't understand why you fucking plebs think you're smarter than the average bear because you know how to grep logs and google shit.

Almost every job requires drug testing, you fucking retard. Kill yourself.

>>62277267
LOL HOLY FUCK

DUDE WEED LMAO

YOU AINT GETTING THAT JOB FAGGOT

>>62277529
Go drink some bleach and shoot yourself in the mouth, you fucking shit stain.

>>62277666
satan just shot you down m8
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>>62277267
If it's a small managed service provider kind of thing, chances are you won't get tested. It really depends on the gig in IT, but oftentimes your boss is well aware that marijuana is (mostly) harmless.

>>62277633
I AM getting the job. I aced the interview. I have talent and skill despite my faults.

Weed doesn't define my destiny I do.

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I've never been drug tested for an IT job. Smoke weed erryday.

>>62277544
I'm talking about supply, dealers can't legally buy weed so they get it from the black market (ie gang connection). Then they just sell the weed for profit in their local area. However gangs compete to supply these dealers and because of the nature of gangs this involves shooting other gang members and possibly their families to maintain fear and control in an area.

>>62277560
He's starting to justify drug use. "my papa is ded so I'm gonna hurt my brain to ease the mental pain :.(". Fucking coward.

>>62277577
Then enjoy ending up like my cousin. Make sure you do what he did and move at least 2 states away. Believe me, we don't want to see that absolute loser as much as he's too ashamed to see us. He habitually lied and stole from us so much I wouldn't care if he died desu.

>>62277612
Kinda agree but substance abuse makes this worse

Anyway it's getting late and I have to go to work tomorrow. bye

>>62277724
You are such a toxic person. It breaks my heart to see you suffer.

Im not justifying drug use rather telling you my wind that threw me off the cliff. I hope you never experience the agony that writhes through your body as you try to comprehend the absolute dismay that is true immediate loss.

I refuse to stoop to your level with the egregious name calling

>>62277267
It depends on the company. If it works directly with the federal government or involves the medical field, it's extremely likely. Somewhat likely at larger financial firms. Otherwise you probably don't have much to worry about.

>>62277775
You're just a pussy that needs his hand held at all times in life. I came home to the smell of gunpowder and copper and my dad lying still in our bathtub with blood everywhere. My mom disappeared a day later and I don't know if she's a tweeker in some slum or dead.

Did I use that as an excuse to use drugs? No, I stopped being a little bitch and did the best I could in my orphanage. I grew up, got a CPA and made a life for myself.

You are an ungrateful piece of shit that should have been aborted at birth. Billions of kids have it worse than you yet don't use drugs to cope with their hardships. Fucking faggot pussy, I hope they lace your shit with arsenic.

>>62277859
wow wait who needs help?

>>62277902
Isn't the internet great. It allows shitheads like yourself to say shit that would, in real life get your head cracked open.
Hopefully you'll suffer the same fate fucking cunt.
Please turn to the loaded gun in your drawer, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger, blowing your brains out. You'll be doing the whole world a favor. Shitbag.
I would love to smash your face in until it no longer resembled anything human, faggot.
Die painfully okay? Preferably by getting crushed to death in a garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped out of their sockets. Fucking bitch
I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd cut your windpipe in two with a box cutter. Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you.
Fucking bitch I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head, leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. Faggot
Shut the fuck up faggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut to ribbons, and your throat slit. You're dead if I ever meet you in real life, fucker. I'll fucking kill you.
I would love to fucking send your fucking useless ass to the hospital in intensive care, fighting for your worthless life.
I wish you a truly painful, bloody, gory, and agonizing death, cunt.

>>62277914
lol holy shit you should be a writer

>>62277914
your father probably knew what catastrophic mishap you would turn out to be and saved himself from the disappointment

>>62277380
>I tried escaping from my fathers death by vaporizing lots of weed.

feel for you bro. Losing my dad fucked me up for years. Pain and confusion beyond words.

Lifelong weed smoker here (off it at the moment but I have probs spent 6 out of every 12 months of my life getting high.)

I've done IT for twenty years now. I never had a drug test. I had a medical when I joined a big 4 but I dont think they were testing for drugs.

I did get tested in a former life - used to work on cruise ships. The whole staff were all getting high off this maniac weed we got every fortnight from some rastas in Curacao - shit was strong man.

I think I got drug tested twice while on cruise ships. Both times I took loads of golden seal root extract and drank loads of water before the test until my piss was pretty much colourless. Both times I either passed the drug test or they just didnt care about weed (friend of mine was arrested in virgin islands for taking coke onto the ship)

Also, Degenerate!

>>62277529
>Bongs will only fuck your life up more than it already is

This is true. I only smoke joints. Bong users are like smackheads. In UK we mix our weed with tobacco - yeah its money to new jews but if youre gonna do drugs dont pretend its harmless. Youre paying a piper same as normies who dont get jazz or kino.

>>62277914
New copypasta?

Isn't the internet great. It allows shitheads like yourself to say shit that would, in real life get your head cracked open.
Hopefully you'll suffer the same fate fucking cunt.
Please turn to the loaded gun in your drawer, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger, blowing your brains out. You'll be doing the whole world a favor. Shitbag.
I would love to smash your face in until it no longer resembled anything human, faggot.
Die painfully okay? Preferably by getting crushed to death in a garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped out of their sockets. Fucking bitch
I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd cut your windpipe in two with a box cutter. Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you.
Fucking bitch I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head, leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. Faggot
Shut the fuck up faggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut to ribbons, and your throat slit. You're dead if I ever meet you in real life, fucker. I'll fucking kill you.
I would love to fucking send your fucking useless ass to the hospital in intensive care, fighting for your worthless life.
I wish you a truly painful, bloody, gory, and agonizing death, cunt.

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>>62277914
Just pick already

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We middle school now.

>>62277267
>Do they usually drug test?
They shouldn't if they want to retain their workforce and slow turnover rate.

>>62277914
I literally cut myself on that edge.

Use synthetic urine. Works like a charm. If they do mouth swabs just take 5 days off and clean your fuckin mouth a lot during that time

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>>62277914
Christ

>>62278429
>poverty
>health problem

>>62278975
$5 says that kids favorite music is ICP

>>62277304
Ever heard of micro dosing lsd? Pretty sure that's a Silicon Valley thing, too.

Great shitposting

>>62277724
wtf? are we talking about marijuana, or cocaine? take a drive down the street in some norcal suburbs, youll see several houses growing plants. no "gangs", just normal working people that make extra money/relax on the weekends.

you are a delusional retard. it's so easy to grow weed (not to mention states legalizing it)

>>62279241
>literally this
anecdotally my dad and sister both grow. my sister helps run a dispensary and my dad just gives it out like candy to family members

are you in the US? expect to be tested because you are not living in a free country. you can even get tested for nicotine so they can revoke your healthcare.

if the company is in anyway linked to the government it is very likely.

otherwise just smoke some weed or micro dose.

europe > US in every aspect

>>62278429
>>62278453
Horrible meme, I bet some liberal made this. Cancer.