Does this shit even work? Been searching for 2h now. I stopped

>>62270117
Just went to check after posting and there is sysprep for windows 7 too.

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>>62270117
How to use Windows 7
If you need to update your drivers, use DriverEasy
If you need to install updates just install them manually from Microsoft's website
If you can't check for updates you used a shit Windows loader because you sure didn't pay for your copy, nobody does

>>62270117
Download ant install these updates

>Windows6.1-KB3020369-x64
>Windows6.1-KB3172605-x64
>Windows6.1-KB3125574-v4-x64

Will fix it!

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>>62270117
>Most recent check 6.2.2016

>>62270117
Your best bet is using windows update offline, somewhere between 2016 windows update broke

>>62270117
it does. It will take ~8 hours at least, and might fail.

Windows setup rarely plays nice with Linux installations, you'll want to be prepared for it to fuck everything up.

>>62270204
Much effort to keep it updated just for few games if I need to research every update. I dont think I care about botnet when I do everything else on Linux

>>62270256
>>62270275
So it would be faster to run windows 10 setup even if it breaks grub?

It has been running for 2:28 now

>>62270356
Win 10 will be faster.

>>62270222
>>62270356
Listen to this guy, download the first two manually and install them, they are fixes for windows update, after installed winupdtae will work properly!

DISM is fucking abysmal in terms of speed.
>7
When it comes to Windows you really should be using the latest stable version.

>>62270413
>>62270222
With the ! I thought that those are updates that force Windows 10 or something.

>>62270413
>latest stable version
>not 7
when 10 becomes stable, then this will no longer be the case

>>62270667
7 obviously isn't stable if updates are broken

>>62270697
they aren't broken, the updater is just a pos.
it'll pick up eventually.
you better not be OP.

>>62270724
What's the justification for staying on 7? Even 8 or 8.1 would be better. 7 is ancient at this point.

I know MDL is frowned upon here, but with 7, it's foolish not to use Simplix Pack.

7 SP1 ISO + latest Simplix Pack + disable Windows Update = stable machine

>>62270117
take the red pill

https://forums.mydigitallife.net/threads/simplix-pack-to-update-live-win7-system-integrate-hotfixes-into-win7-distribution.45005/

>>62270751
>being this much of a pajeet
To answer your question, it just works.
Bugs, unnecessary UI changes, constant updates, data collection, etc. were the last things on my mind when using Windows 7

>>62270838
Not an argument.

>>62270865
>triggered
Did you even bother reading the rest of my response?

>>62270222
Listen to this trips. I had the same problem, after that windows update will work (still worse than linux though)

>>62270878
Me not buying your bullshit doesn't make me "triggered". You have no justification and are blowing smoke for some weird reason while ironically calling others pajeets. Just use 7 sir, it's my favorite version of Microsoft Windows :))

>>62270117
>updates were installed: 16/10/2015

It has 2 years worth of updates to check. It will take a while. Leave it there overnight.

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Update: Took 3h to find like 10 updates (had 40 something uninstalled from last check).
Only 54 updates in 2 years?
Oh its this shit again where I have to install, reboot, search, install, reboot, search for hours.

Have to think tomorrow if I upgrade to Windows 10 and then upgrade to enterprise or if I stay on Windows 7. Too tired to continue today.

>>62270939
Read my comment again. I'm saying all of Windows 10's bullshit isn't present on Windows 7 and I never had to worry about it.

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>>62270838
7 is the pajeet OS

>>62271182
>all this triggering over a word

>>62271122
>all of 10's bullshit
>the smoke I farted out my ass

>7
>no bugs
>no data collection
>no UI change
lmao, the only thing you got right was no updates which isn't exactly a point in your favor.

>>62270224

>Not running Windows 7 sp1 without any useless patches.

Windows isn't like bash that needs security updates every month or so.

>>62270838
Oh look, it's another retard thinks 7 doesn't spy on him episode. All wincuck users have Bill's hand up their ass.

>>62271207
Is that the only word you know? Sorry you can't handle the bantz but that's no excuse.

>>62271237
>windows
>not needing security updates every month

wsus offine update

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>updating windows 7
you might as well just run win10 at that point