>tfw someone called me a programmer for the first time today

programmer is just a computer janitor job, so don't feel too excited weeb

>my mom said im a programmer cause i made my computer light up

proud of you

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I'm tired of being called a programmer, please make it stop.

> My mom called me a program.

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>>62262057
>We're all just software. We don't need bodies.

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>>62261991
>>62262001
s-stop it

>>62262097
sorry

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>>62261310
At least they didn't called you a coder...

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>My boss keeps calling me a coder

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>>62262085
Let's all love Lain.

>>62262002
OwO

My mother thinks I'm a programmer even though I'm an astrophysicist. Though i guess she is partially correct.

My mom just calls me a faggot

>>62263589
This.

>>62263589
Your mom called me a nigger. Fuck yo carcka. Hump her ass anyway.

>>62263589
faggot

>>62261310
>>62262097
Are you a cute girl IRL? If so, I'd call you "kawaii-chan" instead of "a programmer".

>>62265236
I'd just like to interject for a moment, the OP is mine but the other post is someone else, personally I'm a guy (male); I have no information pertaining to the other poster. I hope this clears things up.

>>62265311
dropped

>>62261310
>tfw you're a pedo and wants everyone to know this so you posting your stupid pictures with a young girls

>>62265325
H-huh, why? What is?

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>>62265331
Loli website
Go back to /r/eddit onii-chan

>>62262085
shut up slut

$5 says you can't even use git properly

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>>62265460
I wish it wasn't

I wish I wasn't

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I remember the times when I was in high school, everyone was computer-illiterate and whenever something broke I was the one they called

At the time, I'm not really good as well, I just play games, browse forums, etc.
>tfw you're considered professional help

Though after a while it was a pain in the ass and I started refusing jobs

>>62266966
To tell the truth, I didn't refuse jobs, I was a pure beta and can't pull myself to refuse.

inb4 still am a beta
yes anon you are right, still am

>>62266966
Should've started charging a fee

>>62265331
>tfw you are a redditor and want everyone to know by pissing into your own mouth

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>be a mere web developer at a small-ish company
>HR person goes around introducing new employee to everyone
>comes to where the web developers sit
>"And this is where our programmers are"
>mfw he's devaluing actual programmers

>>62267029

I don't follow this advice myself, but don't do it. Don't work for free.

It's not an asshole thing to do, it's the normal thing to do.

tfw everyone calls you a programmer for reinstalling windows or installing winamp

>tfw people finally call me network engineer

>>62261310
do you program TACOSU

>>62268654
hey, it takes a lot of skill to keep all your javascript tracking bloatware from crashing each other

>>62262001
Good job anon. I googled a problem last night for my mom, and she said that "no wonder you study IT".

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>>62261310
*taps head*

>>62262002
T-This, I want to be called a Computer Scientist instead ;_;

>>62261310
>tfw someone called me a woman for the first time today

The HRT is working!