Seven languages go in.
One comes out.
Select your combatant.
Deprecate all enemies.
lua
PHP can't be defeated. Disable error handling and will keep going and going, producing atrociously wrong results and ruining your business, but hey, at least it didn't crash, and that's all that programming languages are about, right?
(no)
>>62251501
Digits say Ada wins by default.
>>62251501
You mean 8 languages. Whitespace language is there, always there. Like a ninja. It will wait for its moment. Once a single language emerges from the brawl, Whitespace will strike from the shadows.
>>62251611
/thread
>>62251501
Perl is the only right answer
>>62251501
But all these languages are shit
Ocaml is the chosen one
>>62251804
this
>>62251804
this
> mfw i secretly an entire project into perl at work and no one noticed
>>62251501
Lua
Python.