What's the absolute best dream job for a programmer/developer?

getting paid to remotely write low quality spaghetti code making enough money to order dominos every day. then i could never leave my house and spend my off-time masturbating to VR anime porn and shitposting on /g/

i'd like to get paid for not working and live the neet life forever

does that count as a dream job?

>>62250941
>he thinks you can generalize jobs
This website is for people who are 18+, m8.

>>62250970
You've got your priorities straight, gotta give you that.

>>62250941
A job where I get paid a shitload of money, get to work remotely, and don't actually have to do anything. So basically receiving NEETbux.

My dream job is just being a Unix sysadmin. Just sit on your ass all day, write a script every blue moon, fix things occasionally, receive mad bucks for almost no work.

>>62250992
>>62251020
that's called videogame streaming

>>62250996
How's your shitposting career going.

>>62251057
>Shitposting
I'll have you know it's GNU+Shitposting.