Stolen iMac

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>>62222642
>iMac
Did Tyrone break into your house or something?

>>62222642
good thing that i use an old thinkpad that no one wants to steal

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>>62222642
:c

>>62222679
no I was getting coffee in starbucks and I left it on the table just for a moment

>>62222679
yes i was robbed
he also stole my car
(he dropped the car off somewhere and left with the imac)

>>62222642
>No sir, we are sorry. We don't spy on you and we don't store that information.
Soooo... Apple confirmed not a botnet?

Apple "senior advisor" here. Do you idiots honestly think we can just see the location of anyone's device at any moment? Assuming your iMac works, it will attach the last known location to your Apple ID, accessible through iCloud. If it isn't there, it didn't send the last known location.

Deal with it. We have no power if the computer doesn't.

>>62222739
Why did you bring it to a coffee shop lmao this isn't a laptop or anything

>>62222847
someone at crapple can see the latest ip that the fruit device connected to the botnet with tho.

>>62222847

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ADVISOR TOLD ME

FUCK YOU RETARD

I TURNED ON "NOTIFY ME IF FOUND"
USUALLY THAT WOULD BE THE SIGNAL TO ATTACH THE LOCATION AS SOON AS IT IS FUCKING LOCKED. WHICH IT DIDN'T.

IT WAS ON AT ONE POINT AND IT DIDN'T ATTACH THE LOCATION

>>62222921
Which requires a subpoena to get. Don't waste Applecare's time with that.

>>62222642
now you should try girls

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>>62222642
>buying apple trash
>expecting anything to work

>tfw you never fell for the applel meme

>>62222739
>no I was getting coffee in starbucks and I left it on the table just for a moment

thx anon you make may day happy

!!!!KEK!!!!!

robed 3 times (apple, starbucks, tyrone)

>>62222946
Well let's check if you enabled location ser-- oh right the device is stolen.

So we'll just have to assume you fucked something up. I'd normally assume the thief had some networking background, but considering you got jacked by leaving a 2,000 dollar device in your easily stealable car, I would guess he isn't exactly a pro hacker.

>>62222966
>need subopena to get ip
>don't need subopena to get location

>>62223014
Why delete this, theobinney?

>leaving any electronic device unsupervised

That's what you get, OP. Hopefully now you learned your lesson.

Also,
>tyrone
/pol/ is always right.

>>62222773
yes

>>62223067
it wasn't in my car, the guy took the screen off of my window and took the imac out along with my car keys

>>62223096
because I'm an idiot

>>62223096
fuck off

>>62223113
>>62223122

MO TOI
KASHKE KANOYOOOO

>>62222739
Who the fuck brings a big ass computer to a coffee shop? Your fault for not bringing a laptop instead.

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>>62222739
>no I was getting coffee in starbucks and I left it on the table just for a moment
kek

>>62223225
>>62223208
retards THATS NOT ME

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>>62223232
>uses apple shit
>calling anyone else retard

>be me
Who else are you going to be retard, also who gives a shit.

>>62222642
Full of shit. Applecare hires ONLY a countries native people for phone support.

Used to work there...no fucking pajeets.

OP is full of shit.

>>62224214
yeah i made up the pajeet part because i was so mad

>>62222642
>Dude named Tyrone 'steal' your iMac
Return your rectum back to Tyrone, Steven.

I take the approach that I'm never getting it back. So encrypt both hard drives, and secure the bios with password and only boot from specific ssd.

>>62223084
iMac doesn't have a GPS in it retard, it's not like a phone

>>62222773
Nice joke

Windows doesn't have this problem, MS support can just tap into the backdoor for you to remotely power it on and track it down.

You'll never buy another iMac because you're retarded and let it get stolen?

>>62222740
Meanwhile, of some nog stole my laptop, he would have an encrypted brick that is worth 80 bucks on eBay. And all my important stuff is backed up to a flash drive in a safe.

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>>62222642
>>62222740
>>62222946
>>62223112
>>62223232
>>62224428

Pls get off of my board

>>62223034
I'm so jaded I can't enjoy it. I think it's a fake story. It's simply too funny.

awsome video from blackhat couple of years back about how we traced his stolen machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oB28ksiIo

>>62222740
Lmao, did you try calling the police?

>>62222739
please be real

>>62222773
No. They just don't store that information in a way that their support can get a hold of it.

>>62222739
I don't believe you

>>62222996
>hand colors